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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Nov 23, 2010 12:49:53 GMT -5
@wwedanielbryan: What's the deal with the Bellas? I have absolutely ZERO idea. I bet Vince just sent them out there to f*** with Bryan. Or it could just be the rumored ladies man gimmick.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Nov 29, 2010 23:34:23 GMT -5
Tonight, the plot thickened. Lollipops were involved....LOLLIPOPS! Nikki is playing dirty.
It's a shame things went a-ry...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2010 23:40:07 GMT -5
Nikki also had dark lipstick. Bryan will have to choose between the naughty twin, Nikki, and the nice twin, Brie. Or, do the right thing and choose both.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Nov 29, 2010 23:50:32 GMT -5
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Post by fw91 on Nov 30, 2010 0:33:46 GMT -5
so i guess daniel is not hardcore?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 30, 2010 0:37:18 GMT -5
@wwedanielbryan: What's the deal with the Bellas? I have absolutely ZERO idea. I bet Vince just sent them out there to f*** with Bryan. Or it could just be the rumored ladies man gimmick. The "Ladies Man" gimmick worked so well for Dean Malenko.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 30, 2010 0:44:26 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan would rather masturbate than have sex! He's a nerd! He doesn't even own a bed! His condoms are all rentals!
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Post by Kick Your Face on Nov 30, 2010 3:22:26 GMT -5
I think everyone forgot they were twins.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 30, 2010 4:25:16 GMT -5
Well the thing is, I always got a weird vibe from the Bellas photoshoots anyway. See what I mean? Whoever the WWE uses for photoshoots already got the Twincest idea covered. Aye. And it is glorious.
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Post by luiscurse on Nov 30, 2010 4:31:10 GMT -5
Double Dragon?
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Post by Shazam on Nov 30, 2010 5:23:00 GMT -5
WAAY off topic, then swerving right back in...
So, back in the late 80's, there was this one-time TV special in the states called "Spitting Image". It was a British show that had puppets that all were famous celebs, and they did wacky things. They were most famously used in the Genesis video "Land of Confusion"...
Anyway, at one point, when Uncle Sam shows up to run for president (trust me, it makes sense if you watched it), Vincent Price is at Republican Headquarters mocking Uncle Sam's speech. Uncle Sam says "Homes for the homeless. Jobs for the jobless." Price follows up by saying "Vampires for the vampireless. Neverthe for the nevertheless."
The phrase "neverthe for the nevertheless" is one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard in my life. The real problem with that line is that there is 100% no applicable way to use it real life situations. Believe me, I've thought about this for over 20 years. There's just no way to interject it into a conversation. It makes me sad.
And I'll be damned if I didn't read this thread and get another line to add to that list... "Sorry ladies, not tonight. I've got grappling in the morning." might be the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And I am completely flummoxed as to how I'm ever going to interject it into a conversation.
Damnit.
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Post by ThatDamnPotato on Nov 30, 2010 5:51:49 GMT -5
WAAY off topic, then swerving right back in... So, back in the late 80's, there was this one-time TV special in the states called "Spitting Image". It was a British show that had puppets that all were famous celebs, and they did wacky things. They were most famously used in the Genesis video "Land of Confusion"... Anyway, at one point, when Uncle Sam shows up to run for president (trust me, it makes sense if you watched it), Vincent Price is at Republican Headquarters mocking Uncle Sam's speech. Uncle Sam says "Homes for the homeless. Jobs for the jobless." Price follows up by saying "Vampires for the vampireless. Neverthe for the nevertheless." The phrase "neverthe for the nevertheless" is one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard in my life. The real problem with that line is that there is 100% no applicable way to use it real life situations. Believe me, I've thought about this for over 20 years. There's just no way to interject it into a conversation. It makes me sad. And I'll be damned if I didn't read this thread and get another line to add to that list... "Sorry ladies, not tonight. I've got grappling in the morning." might be the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And I am completely flummoxed as to how I'm ever going to interject it into a conversation. Damnit.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Nov 30, 2010 6:13:33 GMT -5
WAAY off topic, then swerving right back in... So, back in the late 80's, there was this one-time TV special in the states called "Spitting Image". It was a British show that had puppets that all were famous celebs, and they did wacky things. They were most famously used in the Genesis video "Land of Confusion"... Anyway, at one point, when Uncle Sam shows up to run for president (trust me, it makes sense if you watched it), Vincent Price is at Republican Headquarters mocking Uncle Sam's speech. Uncle Sam says "Homes for the homeless. Jobs for the jobless." Price follows up by saying "Vampires for the vampireless. Neverthe for the nevertheless." The phrase "neverthe for the nevertheless" is one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard in my life. The real problem with that line is that there is 100% no applicable way to use it real life situations. Believe me, I've thought about this for over 20 years. There's just no way to interject it into a conversation. It makes me sad. And I'll be damned if I didn't read this thread and get another line to add to that list... "Sorry ladies, not tonight. I've got grappling in the morning." might be the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And I am completely flummoxed as to how I'm ever going to interject it into a conversation. Damnit. I get it. Spitting Image was such a legendary show. I can support Bella Twinscest, however the Weasley's don't apparently:
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Nov 30, 2010 9:35:11 GMT -5
I get it. Spitting Image was such a legendary show. I can support Bella Twinscest, however the Weasley's don't apparently: Thank God they won't last long enough together to experience twincest.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 17, 2011 23:15:23 GMT -5
We've had one hell of a breaking update.
It seems Brie and Nikki have made a 1 dollar (Canadian) bet to see which one can take Daniel Bryan's veganity.
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Post by Raul on Jan 17, 2011 23:16:27 GMT -5
so WWE is calling Daniel Bryan a vegan virgin nerd... THAT DOESN'T OWN A TV
great.
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 17, 2011 23:35:52 GMT -5
Ah, shit.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 17, 2011 23:37:58 GMT -5
I'm praying that Bateman saves him from the Bellas trap.
In less breaking news: Everybody still wants Morrison.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 17, 2011 23:47:21 GMT -5
I hope this is just the Bellas being morons and mistaking "VEGAN" for "VIRGIN". Because this honestly sounds like the kind of thing that, worst case scenario, could kill his career.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2011 0:00:30 GMT -5
Maybe if Daniel Bryan gives it up to the Bella's they will absorb his powers and become technical wrestling masters, the comedy will really begin next week when word gets out and Mark Henry decides he wants to be be a quality grappler
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