Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jan 18, 2011 15:53:11 GMT -5
Hopefully it lead to one of the bellas saying "But Bryan I thought you said you were a....*Whispers in Bryan's Ear*
Bryan: "No Brie/Nikki I said I was a VEGAN."
Cue Derick Bateman showing up and with a Tofu burger or something.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 18, 2011 16:21:10 GMT -5
They both want to be his "first". Unless you haven't come close to having sex yourself, its pretty obvious what someone means when they talk about being someone's "first". By "they're" I meant WWE, not the Bellas. The Bellas - like yourself - are misinformed. They're ditzy - how is that not obvious? Bryan never said he was a virgin nor has anyone other than the Bellas implied that. Hilarious misunderstandings - welcome to the world of "comedy." I guarantee it'll come out that Bryan is not a virgin and that it was all one big hilarious misunderstanding. What basis would they have to go on to assume he is a virgin? Im not sayinf for definite that this is where the WWE is going with it. It's more that Im worried that this is where the WWE is going with it. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 18, 2011 16:34:51 GMT -5
By "they're" I meant WWE, not the Bellas. The Bellas - like yourself - are misinformed. They're ditzy - how is that not obvious? Bryan never said he was a virgin nor has anyone other than the Bellas implied that. Hilarious misunderstandings - welcome to the world of "comedy." I guarantee it'll come out that Bryan is not a virgin and that it was all one big hilarious misunderstanding. What basis would they have to go on to assume he is a virgin? Im not sayinf for definite that this is where the WWE is going with it. It's more that Im worried that this is where the WWE is going with it. If WWE wants to kill off Bryan's credibility, having his character officially be a virgin really wouldn't work. As it stands, he's an awkward nerd who can make you tap out. The idea he's never been "de-flowered" wouldn't have much to do with his credibility as a submission machine. To me, the textbook example of ruining a badass wrestler is still probably going to remain "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome. I can imagine being scared of a virgin with wrestling/submission ability, but that one was just too much of a 180* for me. |
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 18, 2011 16:39:50 GMT -5
What basis would they have to go on to assume he is a virgin? Im not sayinf for definite that this is where the WWE is going with it. It's more that Im worried that this is where the WWE is going with it. If WWE wants to kill off Bryan's credibility, having his character officially be a virgin really wouldn't work. As it stands, he's an awkward nerd who can make you tap out. The idea he's never been "de-flowered" wouldn't have much to do with his credibility as a submission machine. To me, the textbook example of ruining a badass wrestler is still probably going to remain "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome. I can imagine being scared of a virgin with wrestling/submission ability, but that one was just too much of a 180* for me. It wont kill off his credibility, it will just make for lousy TV. I don't want to wonder whether he is actually a virgin on WWE TV, I want to see him defend the US title. Even if (and this does sound logical) the whole thing is just a misunderstanding, does this sound even remotely interesting for an angle? You could have him feud with a million guys on the roster, and THIS is how you're going to keep him on TV? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2011 8:44:48 GMT -5
Hopefully it lead to one of the bellas saying "But Bryan I thought you said you were a....*Whispers in Bryan's Ear* Bryan: "No Brie/Nikki I said I was a VEGAN." Cue Derick Bateman showing up and with a Tofu burger or something. Boom! It was said three other times in this thread as well. |
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 25, 2011 8:48:00 GMT -5
I love how the crowd completely no sold the vegan/virgin part. Hopefully now we can do something decent, now that the Bellas are out of the way. Unless they bring back Kaval, he likes MFF 3 ways.
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 25, 2011 8:52:05 GMT -5
 It's been one hell of a ride. Maybe now Michael Tarver can swoop in and give them the best 1.9 seconds of their lives. |
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