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Post by Wade Barrett = WRESTLING GOD!! on Jan 21, 2011 9:01:53 GMT -5
Well If AnyBody Watches NXT They would No That There Are Steve Blackman References Made By Either Daniel Bryan Or Derrick Bateman Which Are AWESOME Just Me Watch NXT And There Will Be A Random Steve Blackman References
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 21, 2011 9:50:48 GMT -5
Steve Blackman wouldn't give capital letters to the start of every word.
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 21, 2011 9:56:21 GMT -5
Steve Blackman wouldn't give capital letters to the start of every word. He wouldn't even write words. He would kick some asses to make his point come across. |
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 21, 2011 9:58:10 GMT -5
And he'd have perfect spelling and grammar all the way.
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Post by KEEZ on Jan 21, 2011 10:15:48 GMT -5
So if Bateman wins NXT, he should have one more vote than the second guy in the finals, the annoncers go 'Wow, that just shows that one vote really does count ladies and gentleman, because this young man, Derrick Bateman is your new WWE breakout star, etc, etc' then out of nowhere you hear that thumping music and out comes none other than the Lethal Weapon himself, Steve Blackman to congratulate Derrick Bateman and Daniel Bryan.
The next week on Raw, Bryan and Bateman are now the number one contenders, The Usos (who will probably be the champions then) come out and attack Bryan and Bateman untill Blackman's music plays again and he hits the Usos with some martial arts kicks and his famous kendo sticks, the crowd is cheering untill you hear 'I'm a baaad maaan' and out comes Rikishi, BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON? Rikishi looks like he's about to punch Blackman, but instead smiles and looks over at the Usos, Bryan locks in his Labell Lock on Jey Uso while Rikishi Avalanches Jimmy and gives his the famous Stink face. The four all look at eachoher and put on yellow rimmed sunglasses when 'You look fly today' hits and the four of them start dancing Too Cool style.
BOOK IT WWE!
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 21, 2011 10:42:11 GMT -5
So if Bateman wins NXT, he should have one more vote than the second guy in the finals, the annoncers go 'Wow, that just shows that one vote really does count ladies and gentleman, because this young man, Derrick Bateman is your new WWE breakout star, etc, etc' then out of nowhere you hear that thumping music and out comes none other than the Lethal Weapon himself, Steve Blackman to congratulate Derrick Bateman and Daniel Bryan. The next week on Raw, Bryan and Bateman are now the number one contenders, The Usos (who will probably be the champions then) come out and attack Bryan and Bateman untill Blackman's music plays again and he hits the Usos with some martial arts kicks and his famous kendo sticks, the crowd is cheering untill you hear 'I'm a baaad maaan' and out comes Rikishi, BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON? Rikishi looks like he's about to punch Blackman, but instead smiles and looks over at the Usos, Bryan locks in his Labell Lock on Jey Uso while Rikishi Avalanches Jimmy and gives his the famous Stink face. The four all look at eachoher and put on yellow rimmed sunglasses when 'You look fly today' hits and the four of them start dancing Too Cool style. BOOK IT WWE! That was so awesome that I just peed your pants. |
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 21, 2011 10:49:54 GMT -5
You peed my pants too...
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Post by Branimal on Jan 21, 2011 10:54:05 GMT -5
So if Bateman wins NXT, he should have one more vote than the second guy in the finals, the annoncers go 'Wow, that just shows that one vote really does count ladies and gentleman, because this young man, Derrick Bateman is your new WWE breakout star, etc, etc' then out of nowhere you hear that thumping music and out comes none other than the Lethal Weapon himself, Steve Blackman to congratulate Derrick Bateman and Daniel Bryan. The next week on Raw, Bryan and Bateman are now the number one contenders, The Usos (who will probably be the champions then) come out and attack Bryan and Bateman untill Blackman's music plays again and he hits the Usos with some martial arts kicks and his famous kendo sticks, the crowd is cheering untill you hear 'I'm a baaad maaan' and out comes Rikishi, BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON? Rikishi looks like he's about to punch Blackman, but instead smiles and looks over at the Usos, Bryan locks in his Labell Lock on Jey Uso while Rikishi Avalanches Jimmy and gives his the famous Stink face. The four all look at eachoher and put on yellow rimmed sunglasses when 'You look fly today' hits and the four of them start dancing Too Cool style. BOOK IT WWE! That might be one of the greatest things I've ever read on this forum. |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 21, 2011 10:58:04 GMT -5
Yup. Screw it not being physically possible, MY PEE IN PANTS FOR EVERYONE! IT'S A GIFT THAT'S NON-REFUNDABLE! |
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 21, 2011 11:03:49 GMT -5
Steve Blackman sucked.
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Post by Beantown33 on Jan 21, 2011 11:15:16 GMT -5
LIES FALLACY HERESY The only thing that Blackman sucked at is sucking |
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Post by r. on Jan 21, 2011 11:46:27 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 12:11:07 GMT -5
So if Bateman wins NXT, he should have one more vote than the second guy in the finals, the annoncers go 'Wow, that just shows that one vote really does count ladies and gentleman, because this young man, Derrick Bateman is your new WWE breakout star, etc, etc' then out of nowhere you hear that thumping music and out comes none other than the Lethal Weapon himself, Steve Blackman to congratulate Derrick Bateman and Daniel Bryan. The next week on Raw, Bryan and Bateman are now the number one contenders, The Usos (who will probably be the champions then) come out and attack Bryan and Bateman untill Blackman's music plays again and he hits the Usos with some martial arts kicks and his famous kendo sticks, the crowd is cheering untill you hear 'I'm a baaad maaan' and out comes Rikishi, BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON? Rikishi looks like he's about to punch Blackman, but instead smiles and looks over at the Usos, Bryan locks in his Labell Lock on Jey Uso while Rikishi Avalanches Jimmy and gives his the famous Stink face. The four all look at eachoher and put on yellow rimmed sunglasses when 'You look fly today' hits and the four of them start dancing Too Cool style. BOOK IT WWE! No matter what happens now, if it is not this, then it will be a colossal disappointment. |
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 21, 2011 12:16:00 GMT -5
Steve Blackman pees in whoever's pants he wants to.
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Post by BigWill on Jan 21, 2011 12:35:15 GMT -5
And he'd have perfect spelling and grammar all the way. And even if he didn't, the spelling and grammar would end up changing to fit Steve Blackman's writing style |
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 21, 2011 12:40:39 GMT -5
Oh now you're just being silly. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 21, 2011 15:35:03 GMT -5
I must inform you all that I.Sarita was never heard from again after this post. He was, but he was unidentifiable because of the foot prints & marks from Kendo sticks all over his body. |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 21, 2011 15:37:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 15:39:00 GMT -5
I'm relatively certain that Blackman was one of the guys that they did a Charisma extraction on so that they could get every last drop for the Rock. That dude was boring.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 15:43:44 GMT -5
Steve Blackman, through sheer willpower, transferred all of his charisma into asskicking.
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