Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2011 7:52:18 GMT -5
I know, this doesn't make any sense at all.
But does Drew McIntyre have the ability to place voodoo curses on the writing team so that they're too scared to ever book him to lose a feud? Whether it's against R-Truth, John Morrison, or Matt Hardy, or Christian, or even Trent Baretta, it doesn't seem like Drew has ever lost a feud. I mean sure, I'm probably forgetting one, but heels in the mid-card don't generally win all but one feud they're ever in.
On that note, how about Zack Ryder? Is his insane self-motivation and high levels of sympathy actually a complex form of hypnosis drawing its power from light reflected via the Moon? All directed at people in positions of power so that he never gets fired and continue to gets booked into matches on a regular basis, no matter how much he jobs out?
And then there's Joey Mercury, who may be blessed with the powers of time travel. Despite never being booked on equal footing of relevance with the rest of his team in the MNM days, Michael Cole spoke of him like we're somehow supposed to remember him and all that he did when he got unmasked in his unspectacular match with Big Show. Why did Cole seem so enthusiastic? Did he originally not even recognize him, only to cause Joey to warp back in time a few years and spend all his free time whispering his name into Michael Cole's ear while Cole was sleeping? No doubt that would cause Cole to remember him.
Are there any others?
But does Drew McIntyre have the ability to place voodoo curses on the writing team so that they're too scared to ever book him to lose a feud? Whether it's against R-Truth, John Morrison, or Matt Hardy, or Christian, or even Trent Baretta, it doesn't seem like Drew has ever lost a feud. I mean sure, I'm probably forgetting one, but heels in the mid-card don't generally win all but one feud they're ever in.
On that note, how about Zack Ryder? Is his insane self-motivation and high levels of sympathy actually a complex form of hypnosis drawing its power from light reflected via the Moon? All directed at people in positions of power so that he never gets fired and continue to gets booked into matches on a regular basis, no matter how much he jobs out?
And then there's Joey Mercury, who may be blessed with the powers of time travel. Despite never being booked on equal footing of relevance with the rest of his team in the MNM days, Michael Cole spoke of him like we're somehow supposed to remember him and all that he did when he got unmasked in his unspectacular match with Big Show. Why did Cole seem so enthusiastic? Did he originally not even recognize him, only to cause Joey to warp back in time a few years and spend all his free time whispering his name into Michael Cole's ear while Cole was sleeping? No doubt that would cause Cole to remember him.
Are there any others?
