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Post by chunkylover53 on Dec 17, 2010 15:40:43 GMT -5
This thread has been done before, and since I had so much doing it, I've decided to bring it back. Lets begin....
Times Are Changing - By Jim Cornette
Guide to The Best Bars and Clubs - By C.M. Punk
The List of Countries I Wrestled - By Scott Steiner
In-Ring Safety - By Ahmed Johnson forwarded by Mr. Kennedy
I'm Not a Jobber - By Damien Demento
Any you can think of?
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
Posts: 6,240
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Post by Jeremy on Dec 17, 2010 15:46:18 GMT -5
My Best Matches of the past 2 decades - Dennis Stamp
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Post by Branimal on Dec 17, 2010 15:47:04 GMT -5
"English to Leprechaun Dictionary" - Hornswoggle
"Embalming for Dummies" - Paul Bearer
"Jerking Edge Off...The Ladder: The Lita Story" (yeah, I'm aware she already has a book).
"I Found it in the Trash-Can: My Life as a WCW custodian" - Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 17, 2010 15:50:33 GMT -5
"My Unemployed Life" by John Cena
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
Posts: 8,012
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 17, 2010 15:55:18 GMT -5
"Business Ethics" by Johnny Ace
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 17, 2010 15:57:20 GMT -5
"My Unemployed Life" by John Cena This is a shoe-in for "Shortest Wrestling Book ever written" |
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
Posts: 6,240
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Post by Jeremy on Dec 17, 2010 15:58:57 GMT -5
"My Unemployed Life" by John Cena This is a shoe-in for "Shortest Wrestling Book ever written" I don't know how you can say that, he promised he would leave the WWE and HE DID! |
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Post by frankincleveland on Dec 17, 2010 16:00:07 GMT -5
"How to get Your Skin its Orangest" by Hulk Hogan
"American English Dictionary" edited by Warrior
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coleminor
Trap-Jaw
"Undefeated in mortal combat."
Posts: 431
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Post by coleminor on Dec 17, 2010 16:00:23 GMT -5
Not strictly speaking a wrestling book...  |
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 17, 2010 16:10:42 GMT -5
"My Unemployed Life" by John Cena
chapter 1
It happened. i lost my job because i did the right thing for the guy i hated so the guy i hated wouldn't win. But hey gotta go get my tickets for RAW tomorrow because just because i've been fired doesn't mean i won't be on RAW. The Cenation needs me
Chapter 2
Man this is horrible, i've had to wait in line for hours now to get to the ticket counter. But finally THE CHAMP IS HERE! Oh wait a sec i'm fired. Can't be sayin' that any more. But i got my ticket now...wait a sec, where's 'Upper Balcony row ZZ seat 3" supposed to be anyway? Maybe i should find a scalper before the show. Wade Barrett, this isn't over yet. I did the right thing and i stand by it.
Chapter 3
Hey got an e-mail from Barrett. And i quote, damn Cole's a tool, Anyway "Cena, i'll give you a chance to say goodbye to your fans at RAW tonight because that's the kind of sportsman i am. Wade" Ha take that upper balcony! But what to say? Who do i thank? Don't half of them hate me anyway? Dammit i'm getting all motional here. Ah Adamle that kidder.
Hey maybe i should put a mask on and pretend to be my cousin from Mexico and get hired by the WWE while i'm retired. They'll never expect that! Hmm, don't seem to have any other ring gear besides what i'm wearing now. No worries, i have a mask on, they'll never figure it out!
to be continued..?
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Post by who throws a shoe?! on Dec 17, 2010 16:17:21 GMT -5
10 Steps To A Healthy Lifestyle by Matt and Jeff Hardy
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 17, 2010 16:33:24 GMT -5
"How To Be Charismatic" by Tyler Reks
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Post by dreamer75 on Dec 17, 2010 16:54:47 GMT -5
"How To Be Charismatic" by Tyler Reks TSA Guidelines, How to Safely and Quickly go through Airport Security by Tyler Reks |
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 39,144 
Member is Online
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Post by fw91 on Dec 17, 2010 16:56:18 GMT -5
The most amazing televison guide ever: an infinite list and review of all of the top tv shows: by Daniel Bryan
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
Posts: 17,296
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Post by percymania on Dec 17, 2010 17:09:06 GMT -5
The Book of Basketball - by Dave Batista
Learn to Dance - by Eve
Legendary: The Inside Story - by John Cena
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
Posts: 17,424
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 17, 2010 17:13:20 GMT -5
John Cena vs. The Ultimate Warrior: A look back at WrestleMania's greatest stalemate"
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Post by deadstock on Dec 17, 2010 17:14:03 GMT -5
Its a shoot by Hulk Hogan
My time on top by Paul birchill
Getting the big pops by the usos
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 17, 2010 17:14:05 GMT -5
The Autobiography of Pete Gas
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Bearer is God
Bubba Ho-Tep
I must've twisted my knee pretty bad
Posts: 594
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Post by Bearer is God on Dec 17, 2010 17:40:37 GMT -5
How to keep a company afloat by Vince Russo w/ writing by Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and many more.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 17, 2010 17:46:28 GMT -5
1,001 Ice Breaking Jokes-Steve Blackman
G-Rilla's Guide To Fine Funnel Cake Dining-Brodus Clay
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops