anglarite
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Post by anglarite on Jan 8, 2011 19:16:11 GMT -5
I figured it would be fun to invert the Faces who set bad examples topic and see how heels help in teaching the children valuable moral lessons:
Kane: Teaching family values about the importance of spending the holidays with our parents. Dolph Ziggler: That there are still men chivalrous enough to defend the honor of their beloved. Ted DiBiase: That it's more important to achive a goal by yourself then parading with your father's achievements. Cody Rhodes: Helping people with personal hygiene since 2010. C.M. Punk: That over the top violence is a bad thing and straight edge is better than life on drugs. Nexus: That if you stand united, you can achieve your dreams. Sheamus: For restoring the glory of old Irish kings. Drew McIntyre: That appearances might be deceptive, and sometimes you have to humbly yourself to achieve your goals. Laycool: That friendship is important and table matches are barbaric. The Miz: That paying attention to the fans is important. Alex Riley: How utter devotion to someone else's cause can do wonders. Chavo Guerrero: That no matter how many times you're beaten by a leprechaun, you should never give up. Chris Jericho: That it's important to fight hipocrisy, also for urging us to go to the dictionnary and learn new words. Alberto del Rio: For teaching us class and proper dressing... But you already knew that. Jack Swagger... I don't know. There has to be a lesson there somewhere.
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Beartato
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Beartato on Jan 8, 2011 19:19:06 GMT -5
Jack Swagger: "You can achieve greatness through hard work. Or you can be blessed with greatness like me."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2011 19:19:37 GMT -5
Jack Swagger: You don't have to be a flag-waver to be an All-American American American...
And interview skills are highly overrated when you can break somebody's ankle.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 8, 2011 19:22:03 GMT -5
I think Kurt Angle's initial WWF/E run is the be all end all answer here...
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 8, 2011 19:37:38 GMT -5
Undertaker. You'll get hurt bad but it comes with the Guaran-DAMNTEE that at least you will become famous.
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andy82
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Post by andy82 on Jan 8, 2011 19:50:44 GMT -5
And interview skills ability to speak properly are highly overrated when you can break somebody's ankle. Fixed my good sir.
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Post by yapappi4life on Jan 8, 2011 19:58:41 GMT -5
Mr. Bob Backlund: The man who tried to expand the knowledge of the plebeians, to homogeneize and scrutinize the fans and bring back morality in their lives William Regal: To teach manners to the WWF fans Bret Hart: To remind the American fans that they are bloodthirsty, fickle, and violence-raving hyenas Ted Dibiase: He employed a man who DID not like him and paid for his family's medical bills when he didn't have to (he may have treated Virgil horribly but it has been implied that Virgil was not given a small pay but a HUGE amount of money for his job, thus making Virgil financially stable) Plus, he gave his most prized possession- the Million Dollar Title - to his son whuile he could have used it to gain more tax interests courtest of his friend I.R.S. Steve Austin: Tried to light the fire of Alliance members (while not overmatching him) Owen Hart: Convinced his mother that despite his hatred of Bret, he would rather see his older, selfish brother intact and in good shape without the WWF title than in excruciating pain WITH the WWF title. ;P That was just a joke but one intention was avenging his brother against D-X and using the group USED by the original two-man D-X- The Nation- into achieving his goals or preventing Debra from stripping fully nude and possibly being assaulted by the very devious Goldust
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 8, 2011 21:38:43 GMT -5
MVP let Matt Hardy decide the type of competition that they would pit their skills at like a real gentleman.
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Post by yapappi4life on Jan 8, 2011 21:42:01 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels: Turned and beat up Marty Jannetty to a bloody pulp to avoid him 29 other beatings.
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saintpat
El Dandy
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Post by saintpat on Jan 9, 2011 1:10:04 GMT -5
The Miz, for his effors to help WWE fandom to avoid disappointment in their lives:
"If someone tells you that you can acheive your dreams, don't believe them. It takes someone special, like me."
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 9, 2011 1:29:40 GMT -5
Lay-Cool promotes sexism, so they're off the list.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 9, 2011 1:30:25 GMT -5
CM Punk will forever be a face to me.
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 9, 2011 1:35:20 GMT -5
Rikishi.
He did it for The Rock. For the People.
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 9, 2011 19:39:30 GMT -5
CM Punk.
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Fade on Jan 9, 2011 19:42:03 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan: A guy will easily forgive you and recruit you after you solidly kick him square in the face.
Wish this applied at my work.
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BorneAgain
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 9, 2011 19:59:21 GMT -5
Sharmell and Booker were both vain, arrogant douches, but they clearly cared about each other, to the point where Booker gave up a sure chance at the MITB briefcase in order to save her.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 20:02:49 GMT -5
CM Punk will forever be a face to me. I can't see how he isn't a face. The man speaks the truth all the time.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by zeez on Jan 9, 2011 20:04:32 GMT -5
Jack Swagger: "When in doubt, get yourself a soaring eagle."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2011 20:25:26 GMT -5
CM Punk will forever be a face to me. I can't see how he isn't a face. The man speaks the truth all the time. Which is exactly why he's a heel.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 9, 2011 21:01:33 GMT -5
The Right to Censor era Ivory had a point about Attitude Era Women's Wrestling.
Molly Holly's virginity, ranks with "CM Punk is a bad guy for not having a drink" as the most morally confused message in WWE history. Don't get me wrong, it works for Angela Martin, but given that creative is a group of idiots, it doesn't work for Molly.
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