Mark Madden comments on Awesome Kong in WWE

[Throwback]

I’ve always liked Awesome Kong as a performer. She’s DIFFERENT.

Every other diva/knockout is so cookie-cutter. Sure, some have better bolt-ons, some have better posteriors, and they’re all some degree of attractive. Some can work, most can’t. The majority lack personality. In short, WWE and TNA are saturated with a bunch of girls you mostly can’t tell apart.

You can do so much more with an ugly fat girl than you can with a Barbie doll. You can do so much more with Kong than you can with, say, Kelly Kelly.

By the way, no apologies for calling Kong ugly and fat. Takes one to know one. And she wouldn’t have her new job with WWE if she wasn’t big and grotesque.

Ugly fat girl squashes Barbie dolls: MAJOR HEAT. Implied lesbian interest in Barbie dolls: MAJOR HEAT, kinda hot. One Barbie doll gets MAJOR PUSH by finally beating ugly fat girl. Ugly fat girl falls in love with, then stalks twinky-looking boy toy: MAJOR LAUGHS. Ugly fat girl wrestles, then beats twinky-looking boy toy: LAUGHS/HEAT. Actually, I’m not any of this works, but I’m CERTAIN the typical diva/knockout crap DOESN’T.

Look at the Ted DiBiase/Maryse alliance: Hot girl tolerates rich guy by way of living the high life. I see that every day at any variety of places. Maryse is SUPER HOT, but once you’ve seen her, you’ve seen her.

I hope Kong chains Maryse in her basement, then pounds DiBiase. The big and black attack is back!

www.wrestlezone.com/news/article/exclusive-hardys-plea-lesnarundertaker-awesome-kong-120205/3

EDIT: Mark Madden, not JR.

[Metalheadbanger Man]

That doesn't sound like JR at all.

[Red Impact]

I... seriously have to disagree with Kong being called ugly. SHe's not a model, no, but she isn't grotesque.



And yeah, that doesn't sound like JR in the slightest. In his blog he wrote

Emailer...I don't know if WWE has signed female star Awesome Kong or not but if they have then I think it is a smart hire. After meeting her at the Cauliflower Alley Club (CAC) function a year or so ago in Las Vegas, I wrote that I thought she would be a nice fit in WWE because Kong is so unique. If she does sign, I'd bet a case of BBQ sauce that her name changes.

That article was written by Mark Madden, and it doesn't attribute JR at all. It doesn't mention him.

[H-Virus]

...Was that seriously JR?

[The OP]

It's not JR. If you click on the link you can clearly see that these comments are from Mark Madden, not Jim Ross. I knew it wasn't him even before clicking; Ross is a gentleman and would never call a woman fat and ugly in his blog.

[Goon]

If you click on the link you'll see it's actually by Mark Madden.

Edit: Too slow.

[Zen411]

That is not JR. it is mark madden.

[H-Virus]

Well, that makes a hell of a lot more sense, then.

[dlg3000]

Mark Madden sounds like a total douchebag.

[Allie Kitsune]

Jan 4, 2011 11:48:57 GMT -5 The OP said:

It's not JR. If you click on the link you can clearly see that these comments are from Mark Madden, not Jim Ross. I knew it wasn't him even before clicking; Ross is a gentleman and would never call a woman fat and ugly in his blog.

Hey, Gender Equality, guys. If you can call Matt Hardy fat, you can call Kong fat.

It doesn't mean you dislike her.

[rapidfire187]

Jan 4, 2011 11:51:00 GMT -5 Zen411 said:

That is not JR. it is mark madden.

I was gonna say, there's no way that's JR. For one, he doesn't usually discuss something for so long. For two, he wouldn't be so critical of WWE.

[wvmelinafan]

Okay, glad to know that's not JR. But, if you're going to pick on Divas, why single out Kelly Kelly and especially Maryse? Go after Eve and the Bellas for crying out loud.

But yeah, Kong is a larger woman, but definitely not "grotesque." Madden is a complete turd.

[Throwback]

sorry guys. It was the first time I ever tried to view JR's blog. I thought it was it.

[Goon]

Jan 4, 2011 12:16:11 GMT -5 Throwback said:

sorry guys. It was the first time I ever tried to view JR's blog. I thought it was it.

www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/

[Kevin Hamilton]

Yup, like two sentences in that, you could tell it wasn't JR. Madden has sorta a good thematic point wrapped in an extremely douchey coating.

[forgottensinpwf]

Yeah, the "By Mark Madden" is kinda hard to miss.

[Citizen Zero]

Jan 4, 2011 12:06:35 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

Hey, Gender Equality, guys. If you can call Matt Hardy fat, you can call Kong fat.

It doesn't mean you dislike her.

If Matt Hardy'd beat the crap out of Bubba The Love Sponge I'm sure most of his detractors'd disappear overnight.

[The Ichi]

Jan 4, 2011 12:07:03 GMT -5 wvmelinafan said:

Okay, glad to know that's not JR. But, if you're going to pick on Divas, why single out Kelly Kelly and especially Maryse? Go after Eve and the Bellas for crying out loud.

Does it really matter? They're all terrible.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

Jan 4, 2011 12:35:42 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

Madden has sorta a good thematic point wrapped in an extremely douchey coating.

This being Madden, that "douchey coating" is probably slathered in butter and hot sauce.

[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]

Jan 4, 2011 13:12:33 GMT -5 drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) said:

Jan 4, 2011 12:35:42 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

Madden has sorta a good thematic point wrapped in an extremely douchey coating.

This being Madden, that "douchey coating" is probably slathered in butter and hot sauce.

Careful. You are probably making Tommy Dreamers mouth water.