Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Dec 28, 2010 10:25:23 GMT -5
What the subject says:
I'd start with Inception, starring Samoa Joe. He decides he wants to leave TNA to go to the WWE and be with CM Punk. But he needs someone with connections to help him. Dixie Carter offers Samoa Joe an opportunity to go home, if Samoa Joe will beat the crap out of Eric Bischoff and make him dissolve TNA and hand it over to her. Samoa Joe enlists the team of AJ Styles, Jay Lethal, Kazarian, Sonjay Dutt and Winter to help him beat the crap out of Eric Bischoff... not realising that a sneak attack is like a parasite...
It includes a scene where AJ Styles is lightly stomping on Jeff Hardy's face. Kazarian walks into the frame and tells AJ he mustn't be afraid to attack a little bigger. He then punts Jeff Hardy in the groin.
Your turn:
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Dec 28, 2010 12:35:06 GMT -5
Deep Throat with Hulk Hogan, Dixie Carter, Samoa Joe, and Mike Tenay
The Human Centipede with Jeff Hardy, Samoa Joe, Matt Morgan, and Eric Bischoff
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 28, 2010 23:02:33 GMT -5
You're all going to hate me for this... 1) Ric Flair retires and leaves TV. 2) David Flair debuts in TNA. 3) After a few months, the Black Scorpion appears on TV for the first time in 20 years and attacks David. 4) Following months of drawn-out, no-one-cares promos and poor matches, David wins an in-ring confrontation with the Black Scorpion, which will end with... "No, David... I AM YOUR FATHER!"  |
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Dec 28, 2010 23:05:25 GMT -5
The Marine
Knucklehead
12 rounds
No Holds Barred
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 29, 2010 0:05:04 GMT -5
BioDome
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Post by corndog on Dec 29, 2010 0:26:32 GMT -5
"Lord of the Flies"
"They" can be the bad kids. Samoa Joe is the fat kid that gets crushed by the rock. Hogan be the dead boar's head they worship.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 29, 2010 1:23:37 GMT -5
Eric Young vs. The World. He falls in love with Christy Hemme (might as well give her something to do with her enormous contract), but in order to date her, he must defeat her seven evil exes.
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Post by El Kabongs Revenge on Dec 29, 2010 4:47:25 GMT -5
Eric Young vs. The World. He falls in love with Christy Hemme (might as well give her something to do with her enormous contract), but in order to date her, he must defeat her seven evil exes. BOOK IT NOW!!!!!! |
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Post by dreamer75 on Dec 29, 2010 13:26:11 GMT -5
Eric Young vs. The World. He falls in love with Christy Hemme (might as well give her something to do with her enormous contract), but in order to date her, he must defeat her seven evil exes. who are the exes? |
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Post by Cyno on Dec 29, 2010 16:30:44 GMT -5
Eric Young vs. The World. He falls in love with Christy Hemme (might as well give her something to do with her enormous contract), but in order to date her, he must defeat her seven evil exes. who are the exes? Hmm... 1. Sanjay Dutt (bring him back for one match) 2. Alex Shelley 3. Chris Sabin (w/ Velvet Sky assist, who was Eric's big ex girlfriend, as a mixed tag match) 4. Sarita ("It was a phase") 5 and 6. Beer Money 7. Jeff Hardy |
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Dec 29, 2010 21:08:59 GMT -5
I actually would like to see Halloween themed IMPACTS, ala The Simpsons, where something horror related happens on the show.
For example, the first year would be Dawn of the Dead......the show would start with one of the wrestlers coming in with a bite wound.....by the end it would be AJ, Joe, Angle, and a few of the Knockouts trying to escape a zombie overrun Impact Zone.
The next year could be a slasher episode....and so on and so on.
And then the next week, everything's back to normal with no explanation.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 29, 2010 21:14:23 GMT -5
"Lord of the Flies" "They" can be the bad kids. Samoa Joe is the fat kid that gets crushed by the rock. Hogan be the dead boar's head they worship. Hogan as the boar's head. Gold, Jerry, gold!! ;D |
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Post by TNA iNSider on Dec 29, 2010 23:14:18 GMT -5
I've known Russo for close to a decade now, and I can honestly say he's the biggest movie buff I've ever known (he use to own his own video store). That's one of the reasons he's been so successful in wrestling. He has a creativity that's second-to-none, and much of it comes from studying other brilliant minds in the movie industry.
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Post by Twincest on Dec 29, 2010 23:29:19 GMT -5
FYI: Dances with Wolves is one of his all-time favorites.
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Post by deadstock on Dec 30, 2010 0:38:04 GMT -5
The Rock
Fed up whit the way Tna treats there wrestlers Matt Morgan takes the impact zone hostage.
Claiming he will release personal information of every higher up in the wrestling world, unless every wrestler gets better pay and health benefits. After hearing this Dixie assembles a team to take Morgan out to keep there secrets hid .
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Post by s l i k on Dec 30, 2010 1:34:23 GMT -5
I've known Russo for close to a decade now, and I can honestly say he's the biggest movie buff I've ever known (he use to own his own video store). That's one of the reasons he's been so successful in wrestling. He has a creativity that's second-to-none, and much of it comes from studying other brilliant minds in the movie industry. Ed Wood & Uwe Boll are brilliant minds? |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 30, 2010 4:06:34 GMT -5
I've known Russo for close to a decade now, and I can honestly say he's the biggest movie buff I've ever known (he use to own his own video store). That's one of the reasons he's been so successful in wrestling. He has a creativity that's second-to-none, and much of it comes from studying other brilliant minds in the movie industry. Ed Wood & Uwe Boll are brilliant minds? NEVER DOUBT UWE BOLL! |
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Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Dec 30, 2010 5:10:14 GMT -5
I've known Russo for close to a decade now, and I can honestly say he's the biggest movie buff I've ever known (he use to own his own video store). That's one of the reasons he's been so successful in wrestling. He has a creativity that's second-to-none, and much of it comes from studying other brilliant minds in the movie industry. (full spoilers) {Spoiler}Jeff Jarrett helped build TNA, but now he wants to pass it over to AJ Styles... a hotshot rookie who can bring it into the mainstream. Only problem is that all the veterans are fighting back. Jarrett's loyal butler Desmond Wolfe tells him that he's hammered the veterans to the point of desperation - and in their desperation they recruit Jeff Hardy: a man they don't fully understand. Hardy starts getting high, hitting people full-on with chairs, and saying it's all a part of a plan. There's only one way to stop him, but it means Jarrett has to implement a drug-testing policy that's regulated. He can't do it, despite Hardy daring him to. Hardy steps up his game, and decides to get AJ Styles high and force him to get an ugly tattoo. It changes AJ Styles. Even when Jarrett has dealt with Jeff Hardy (who has got rid of the veterans by having their creative control removed) and proved that TNA doesn't need a regulated drug testing policy, he has to deal with an insane AJ Styles who rants about how it's not fair... you can't wrestle in an unjust promotion with an ugly tattoo. He kidnaps Serge Carter and threatens to give him a Styles Clash in front of Dixie (who wants him stopped by the book) and Jeff Jarrett. Eventually, Jarrett is forced to give AJ The Stroke off the top rope. AJ lies there, unconscious. To protect TNA, and have hope for the future, they claim that Jarrett got rid of the veterans.
He's the wrestler TNA needs, not the one it deserves. |
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 30, 2010 7:55:55 GMT -5
Fight Club. Wrestler A (too lazy to think of the cast) begins to suffer from insomnia and soon makes friends with Wrestler B. Together they create a small stable which soon turns into a giant anti-materialist and anti-corporate type of stable. Of course it is revealed that the two wrestlers are {Spoiler}split personalites |
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Dec 30, 2010 22:31:37 GMT -5
Whatever happened to baby Jane, starring the Hardyz.
Matt starts out as the more talented, passionate one with tonnes of fans who was doted on by the booker (Heyman), whilst his brother is seen as a screwup who can't handle the schedule and loves drugs more than fame.
Years later, they're both solo stars, Jeff is a multiple world champion whilst Matt's solo pushes have failed and he's turned increasingly bitter, not to mention doughy. Eventually, one of them gets arrested for drug use, but which one?
In the present day, they're both in TNA, past their prime, Matt is a shadow of his former self, caked in makeup, calling himself the angelic diablo and is abusive to his brother who he's stuck taking care of. Jeff is now sloppy and often high and spends his time in his room between matches, being wheeled out once, twice a month by Matt... The storyline follows Matt's descent into madness, Russo would have a field day with all the psychotic antics, serving pets, killing Gregory Helms with a hammer and so on.
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