Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 19, 2011 0:24:49 GMT -5
So I've decided to do another tournament after a long hiatus. And this time I've decided to go back to the non poll variety. And what better way to break my fast then with a King of the Hill character tournament?
Rules are simple really. There are about eighty characters that I think should be in this thing. So first let's narrow that number down to sixty four.
I'll list two sets of characters I'm on the fence about including and the person who gets the most votes moves on to the actual tournament. The rest will be left out. In most cases though I doubt most people will mind.
So here is the first list. First character to get three votes qualifies. I won't be including pictures because... I doubt I can find any for most of them.
Rules are simple really. There are about eighty characters that I think should be in this thing. So first let's narrow that number down to sixty four.
I'll list two sets of characters I'm on the fence about including and the person who gets the most votes moves on to the actual tournament. The rest will be left out. In most cases though I doubt most people will mind.
So here is the first list. First character to get three votes qualifies. I won't be including pictures because... I doubt I can find any for most of them.
- Violetta Dauterive: Violetta is the cousin of Bill Dauterive she only physically appears in the episode A Beer Can Named Desire, she had two brothers who died of the swamp fever and their wives Rose and Lily came to live with her, Gilbert and her Aunt Esme
Ted "Pops" Popazito: One of Cotton's war buddies who lived next to Bill for eighteen years. He often criticized Hank and his friends for using modern tools for housework.
Reverend Thomason: A reverend at Arlen First Methodist Church. He was replaced by Reverend Karen Stroup upon retiring to start an online ministry.
Eric Dauterive: Bill's father who was said to be an abusive man, and was largely responsible for Bill's emotional instability. Bill claims that his father spanked him every day from age of nine to 16, and that he often humiliated Bill by making him wear "pretty pretty dresses."
Nguc Phong: A Laotian who is one of Ted Wassonasong's friends.
Gen. Gum: Usually referred to as "The General," he appeared only in the episode "Pour Some Sugar on Kahn." He is Minh's father and greatly dislikes Kahn. He served under several Laotian dictators and was put on trial for war crimes at The Hague.
Dusty Hill: The bassist/vocalist for the band ZZ Top and Hank's cousin. In the episode "Hank Gets Dusted," Cotton gives his prized Cadillac to Dusty without allowing Hank a chance to buy it. Dusty and his bandmates come to Arlen to film a reality show but the camera crew soon turns the focus toward driving Hank crazy.
Lori: A classmate of Bobby and Joseph. Joseph once dated her, having made out in closets throughout the school on several occasions. Very late into the series, Lori insisted that she and Joseph go "all the way" in their relationship, but Joseph broke up with her before it could happen.
Mrs. Kalaiki-Ali'i: An Hawaiian insurance agent Hank visits when Kahn backs into Hank's truck with his van. A later episode revolved around her son David who was a star football player at Arlen High and was doing poorly in his classes.
Officer Brown: Officer Brown is a local police officer in Arlen who is commonly called upon by the main characters. In the episode "Cops and Robert," he became a security guard at Bobby's school due to massive corruption. His appearance is modeled after his voice actor.
Fred Ebberd: A member of the city council who also works at a movie theater. He appeared in only two episodes, but is mentioned by Hank in several others.
Alabaster Jones: A pimp from Oklahoma City. Alabaster showed up in one episode to try and take back one of the hoes after he found out she was making money behind his back.