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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 23, 2011 13:50:00 GMT -5
Alright. Here we go with match number one. First to three votes advances. And we're starting with one of the more polarizing characters. Lucky Kleinschmidt Elroy "Lucky" Kleinschmidt is Luanne's husband. Lucky got his nickname from an incident at a Costco store where he went in to buy a new winch, realized he had to go to the bathroom, and slipped in a puddle of urine. The resulting injury left Lucky in constant pain. Lucky sued the store and received a cash settlement of $53,000 settlement, which caused his friends to see him as lucky -- hence, the nickname. vs Laoma Souphanousinphone Laoma Souphanousinphone is Kahn Souphanousinphone's mother and Minh's mother-in-law. Like the Souphanousinphone family, she immigrated from Laos to escape "communist dictatorship" as Kahn has mentioned.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 23, 2011 14:21:17 GMT -5
Lucky
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 23, 2011 15:34:52 GMT -5
Lucky
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 23, 2011 16:50:15 GMT -5
Lucky with a landslide.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 23, 2011 16:59:30 GMT -5
Lucky easily sends Laoma packing back to the retirement home. Next match is a battle between two sordid women. Elizabeth "Miz Liz" Strickland Elizabeth is the deep-voiced, long suffering wife of Buck Strickland, first seen in "Hanky Panky". Her hair is always pulled up tightly in a bun. Buck Strickland has an Italian scattergun with her name engraved on it. vs Leanne Platter Leanne Platter is Luanne's violent alcoholic mother (and Peggy's sister-in-law), who was imprisoned for stabbing her husband with a fork. She is voiced by Pamela Adlon. Leanne is frequently mentioned during the course of the series, and made her first appearance in the episode Leanne's Saga.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2011 17:13:41 GMT -5
Leanne
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 23, 2011 17:20:56 GMT -5
Leanne
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2011 17:53:09 GMT -5
Leanne to send her into the next round.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 23, 2011 18:00:33 GMT -5
Leanne disposes of Miz Liz via fork and moves on with ease. Next Match is... pretty random. M.F. Thatherton M.F. is a former employee of Strickland Propane who strikes out on his own and opens up the crooked Thatherton Fuels company across the street from Strickland. He dresses like an old school rich cowboy with a ten-gallon hat and cowboy boots. vs Didi Hill Deirdre "Didi" Hill is Cotton Hill's second wife, whom he married after his first wife Tilly divorced him after suffering years of verbal abuse. Didi also went to kindergarten with her stepson Hank. Didi has breast implants, suffers from postpartum depression, and is docile and unintelligent, although she has a degree in optometry.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 23, 2011 18:02:41 GMT -5
M.F.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 23, 2011 18:19:53 GMT -5
M.F'ing Thatherton
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2011 18:22:07 GMT -5
*Hank Hill Voice* THATHERTON!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 23, 2011 18:31:49 GMT -5
Thatherton easily boots Didi out of this thing. Next match is a battle of characters from Tom Landry Middle School Coach Kleehammer Coach Kleehammer is the football coach at Tom Landry Middle School. He has a difficult time relating to things outside of football and often uses football-related expressions in everyday speech. Kleehammer is portrayed as something of a sexist, having displayed a very negative attitude towards women's sports. vs Emily She is a sixth grade blonde pony-tailed hall monitor who takes her position quite seriously. She often serves as the gatekeeper of Principal Moss' office.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 23, 2011 19:34:36 GMT -5
Coach
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Post by Romeo Hotel on Aug 23, 2011 19:48:46 GMT -5
Coach Kleehammer
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Post by Matt on Aug 23, 2011 20:08:15 GMT -5
Emily
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Aug 23, 2011 20:28:21 GMT -5
Coach
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 23, 2011 20:40:01 GMT -5
The coach benches Emily and moves on to the next round. Next match is a battle of two total opposites. Patch Boomhauer Patch Boomhauer is Jeff Boomhauer's younger brother. He was engaged to be married to Katherine, an ex-girlfriend of Boomhauer. However Patch shows he's not loyal to Katherine throughout the episode, such as flirting with Luanne and then hiring strippers for his entertainment at his bachelor party. vs Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr., addressed as Connie, is the daughter of Kahn and Minh Souphanousinphone, and is the friend and ex-girlfriend of Bobby Hill. Although in later episodes, she and Bobby had shown signs of restarting their relationship. She is very academically inclined, constantly seen striving for good grades.
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Aug 23, 2011 21:08:49 GMT -5
Connie
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 23, 2011 21:13:41 GMT -5
Connie
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