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Post by lildude8218 on May 27, 2006 16:30:00 GMT -5
 Whatcha gonna do when Jibblemania runs wild on YOU!  Choc Bottom!  Wayne Brady would prove to be a great United States champion.  The alien robot in the corner reported back to his home planet that we all dress like this.  A Teddy Long/Paul Heyman feud? What is this NWA circa 1990?  From the looks of this picture only two thoughts come to mind. Big Boi from Outkast has lost weight and Kanye West gained some.  Grimace was pissed!  I can't believe how Mama Benjamin is kicking Benoit's ass right now.  Mark Henry calls this the "Caramel Clutch" *cough*  Everyone was just concerned about whether or not he had lost the baby. Snitsky: It wasn't my fault!  After leaving the WWE, Booker T and Sharmell starred in a very successful Las Vegas show at the Mirage.  Booker would now begin his reign as King of Town.  Man! I never knew the King of Cartoons had such a hot wife.  Nunzio: Wait...how in the hell did our pictures wind up on the Smackdown photos page? We're Velocity's greatest superstars!  London and Kendrick's team were broken up after holding the belts for 5 days. They were now feuding over who would be The Joker in the next Batman movie.  That sneaky Paul London pulls off the referee's hairpiece while kicking Nunzio.  You know this can only lead to a Mixed Tag match at the Great American Bash with this duo taking on Paul Burchill and Cap'n Crunch.  I thought Spike Dudley was working for TNA now?  In a shocking turn of events, JBL reveals that he is in fact blind. That explains how crappy his matches are at least... |
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Post by samoanswatteam on May 27, 2006 16:35:51 GMT -5
LOL at the Grimace remark.
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Post by invaderdave on May 27, 2006 16:50:22 GMT -5
Jibble is comin' for YOU, Marsh! Hmm...it's missing something...electrifying charisma, I should think... Kegger at my place! Enuch Chuch! Fan 1: Who are they? Fan 2: Some rap group. They won an Oscar, or something. That's enough sweat to irrigate a small radish farm. Li'ldude calls it a Caramel Clutch. I choose to call it, and chocolate and vanilla twist. And suddenly, AND ALIEN BURSTED FROM HIS CHEST! FIRE! Bob Oblong: Why are they putting a crown on that black man? *Booker explodes* Mr. Klimer: I believe that answers your questions. Nunzio and Vito fantasize about Mama's fabulous Riggatoni. Londrick's new gimmick: Steve Martin's character in Roxanne. Paul: When I tell you to come look at Nunzio's ass, I MEAN IT! And suddenly, the country of Ireland exploded into a million cheers. Finally...FINALLY...they were truly being represented. Finlay: Look, laddie. We're burying that boy's career! Leperechaun: HARSHESH SHAR HAR SHAR SHE SHAR ME POT O' GOLD! JBL turned to Allah that day...[/quote] |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 27, 2006 16:52:12 GMT -5
Obviously, Finlay wants that pot of gold. Your Winner and New United States Champion.......AL ROKER!!!! |
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Post by starking18 on May 27, 2006 16:55:33 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan: "How does an Indian say hello? Hi-how-are-ya, hi-how-are-ya, hi-how-are-ya!" |
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 27, 2006 16:56:27 GMT -5
OI..... You hands off my limo...... your what? repo man? jbl: i wish they would put the warning wet floor signs out. did anyone drop this? you have five minutes to pick it up or i keep it. Hi-how-are-ya......Hi-how-are-ya........Hi-how-are-ya. *edit* damn beaten to it, by one minute! heyman: what do you mean we should have a hair vs hair match at one night stand? pass, dont even know who they are. i can smell K.F.C....... wheres mine? you could of left me some skin on the chicken, you didnt have to eat it all...... go on cough it up, i want some chicken skin, damn it..... im hungry. benoit: i thought the prop Guys had got rid of mae youngs hand.... how the hell am i going to explain how it got stuck up there? Snitsky: It wasn't my fault! ( left there for extra comedy value.) booker: Now thats what i call a king sized fart..... but who lit it? give me five years and i'll be on raw doing comentary instead of jerry "puppies" lawler...... just need an annoying catchphrase... sharmel: why did i agree to carry on working here? booker: more money...... fame, chicks....... uhhhhh wait did i just say that last bit? sharmel: just wait until we get home........ nunzio: god i know your there, please for the love of yourself...... please dont let me get orlandos "bi gimmick"...... vito: hey good news..... you know that thing they were going to have O.J. do ....... london: i'm sting....... kendrik: no i'm sting..... london: you said it was my turn to be sting. nunzio: run the ref just farted! finlay: what the hell have creative been smoking? rvd you any ideas? leprecahon: who the hell left this guy here? finlay: who cares get his wallet. jbl: if i close my eyes, click my heels together three times, i'll be on raw, it worked in that film about some wizzard. |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on May 27, 2006 17:11:18 GMT -5
How dare you accuse me of shoplifting. Benoit: But I'm not tired Forward, rocket chair. |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on May 27, 2006 17:16:35 GMT -5
My favorites were the King of Cartoons reference (yes, I get it) and the Teddy Long/Heyman references.
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 27, 2006 17:54:50 GMT -5
wow page two already, that was quick.......
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Post by lildude8218 on May 27, 2006 18:11:14 GMT -5
Yeah, these tend to fall to page two quickly because there are so many new threads made all the time.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 27, 2006 19:37:05 GMT -5
Casting Mark Henry as Mufasa ruined the Broadway version of the Lion King |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 28, 2006 1:55:11 GMT -5
Heyman: Sure, they made me wear a suit and carry a giant cell phone...but at least I didn't have to manage Norman the Lunatic. This was no ordinary rap contest. This was UPN's new show, "Who wants to star in a Fast and The Furious sequel?" Mark: what u say about my mama? So that's what happened to my paper plates! Last time I ever invite those two to a barbeque. On the next episode of Jackass, Weeman causes trouble at a local pub. Along with littering, this image would also make Iron Eyes Cody cry. |
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Post by jrody is a Kondo mark on May 28, 2006 9:56:51 GMT -5
Finlay's after me Lucky Charms! |
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Post by Lord Rahl on May 28, 2006 11:09:12 GMT -5
Finlay's after me Lucky Charms! Dammit, I was gonna put that. I was getting happier as I got closer to the bottom since no one put it, then u ruined it dammit, u ruined it  Oh well, I'm surprised it took that long. |
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 28, 2006 12:12:34 GMT -5
is it just me or is he doing the nazi salute? |
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Post by lildude8218 on May 28, 2006 12:35:43 GMT -5
P.S.
Thank you Dave for the Cheap Seats reference.
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Post by BHB on May 28, 2006 12:41:18 GMT -5
Look at JBL's moobs and flab rolls.
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Post by invaderdave on May 28, 2006 12:45:16 GMT -5
P.S. Thank you Dave for the Cheap Seats reference. Thanks! Now I just need to wait for everyone to get the Super Friends ref. |
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