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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 22, 2006 2:17:07 GMT -5
 Don't mess with another man's invisible hammock.  This match is brought to you by the number 8.  Quagmire: Giggidy!  Melina: Did we just get fired? Nitro: Yes...now Randy is going to bug me every day to go fishing with him. I hope you're happy.  ...and the award for Bushiest Beard goes to...  Plaque knows better than to mess with Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. That's because Kurt uses Revenge Toothpaste. Don't get drilled. Get Revenge!  Down goes Barbaro! And the Preakness is now anyone's game.  Rook jumps King Bishop jumps King Everyone jumps King ....GANG BANG!!!  Taker: Jesus, Dalip. You gotta warn me next time you do your Hogan Pose.  Yes, Chavo, you found Rey. But can you find Waldo? |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on May 22, 2006 4:50:19 GMT -5
Advertise your company here! |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on May 22, 2006 5:11:47 GMT -5
Mark Henry: If youu smellllllllllllllllllllllllll, what Sexual Chocolate...is cooking |
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Post by Jmurdoch on May 22, 2006 5:31:54 GMT -5
Dammit Finlay! This isn't going to get the gum out of my hair any faster! Ref: He ate my watch. It's...it's in there now. |
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Post by westendriot on May 22, 2006 5:36:25 GMT -5
That is one unattractive woman. That's not a caption, it's the truth. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on May 22, 2006 9:42:55 GMT -5
FINLAY: "So it hurts when I kick you here?" BENOIT: "Yes!" NITRO: "She's a man, baby!" MELINA: "...laces out, Dan! Laces...out!" REF: "You want to sign HIM for another year?! What' s that number for TNA?" DOCTOR: "Okay, Mr. Angle. Now turn your head and cough...." ANGLE: "Sleeping again?! Unprofessional. I can't work with him. Vince!" Mr. Lashley, help Booker to his seat...WHOA, not what I meant! TAKER: *Tickle, tickle* KAHLI: "Stop! You know I'm ticklish! Daivari! He won't stop tickling me!" |
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Post by bruteshot79 on May 22, 2006 9:53:33 GMT -5
That is one unattractive woman. That's not a caption, it's the truth. Yeah, her face is fugly. It's actually almost disgusting. |
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Post by EvilMasterComatose on May 22, 2006 9:59:53 GMT -5
Yeah. Gag me with a spoon.
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Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on May 22, 2006 10:18:01 GMT -5
And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... |
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 22, 2006 10:46:03 GMT -5
planet of the apes-coming to a cinema near you! in a strange coincidence, his teeth shattered in the shape of the word "jesus". read it if you dont believe me! dammit, i said take a seat!!!! |
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Post by zen444 on May 22, 2006 10:51:54 GMT -5
"Look, this just won't work if you don't have a penis." |
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Post by midicai on May 22, 2006 11:26:24 GMT -5
That is one unattractive woman. That's not a caption, it's the truth. everysays shes a butterface, i agree, she has a face like a butt. |
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Post by sneakerboy on May 22, 2006 11:28:01 GMT -5
I am King Booker. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 22, 2006 12:17:55 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio may have been able to get a victory over JBL after the weeks of hell JBL put him through, but he may not be able to defeat Chavo Guarrero after Chavo performs the Carlton Dance. |
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Post by jrody is a Kondo mark on May 22, 2006 14:35:03 GMT -5
Melina looks like my dog, one of her eyes isn't going in the right direction
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Post by lildude8218 on May 22, 2006 16:17:15 GMT -5
 Paul London, Hardcore Animal Rights Activist, was not happy about MNM's fur. London: Come on, just check out my boots. They're made from tofu and bean curds. Mercury: I'm gonna vomit.  In fact, London even refuses to "skin the cat" because of its negative connotation.  I wonder what the artist was trying to convey here when he painted this abstract masterpiece.  One of the bug creatures from Men in Black had obviously killed Melina and is using her skin as a disguise.  London and Mercury help each other crack their backs while the referee is busy killing ants.  This would turn out to be another Excellent Adventure for this duo.  Benoit: Dear God! I have to get this face hugger off of you Finlay! Finlay: THAT's YOUR HAND YOU [insert generic Irish insulting term here]  The effects of the poison dart in her neck started to make Jillian very sleepy.  No matter what you may hear, it was actually this horribly offensive "Chinaman" impression that got Melina suspended.  This was moments after Kristal told Melina that there was an opening at Deal or No Deal.  Gregory Helms found Carlos Mencia to be a tougher competitor than he initially thought.  Nitro and Melina were liking their new jobs on a Telemundo Soap Opera. Eartha Kitt looked good for her age, but since she's 119 that's not saying much. Charles Robinson: Yes folks, one live turkey is now right there in my man's stomach. Kurt Angle was such a huge fan of Avenged Sevenfold that he got their name tattooed on his teeth.  Apparently Finlay stole Nightwolf's "Electric Tomahawk" Fatality.  None of us would ever want to remember the incident that would only further be known as "The Tragedy at Medieval Times" Michael Cole: I swear folks, we are NOT running this in slow motion.  The Great Khali's achilles heel was his terrible carpal tunnel syndrome.  Shouldn't this be called a tadpole splash? |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 22, 2006 16:41:59 GMT -5
Nick Patrick amazed at how he still has a job despite being at WCW before |
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Post by phentari on May 22, 2006 17:54:59 GMT -5
Most long-time fans, however, found this newest addition to the Four Horsemen...disappointing. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on May 22, 2006 18:12:41 GMT -5
It wasn't till after the pinfall that it was revealed Jillian literally made Melina her "bitch" Melina did not take the news well. Gee, I wonder what Kurt's favorite Black Flag song is?  "I can't stand how WWE insisted on throwing me in with 'Wrestling Mush Mouth'. What? He's right behind me, isn't he?" |
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Post by lildude8218 on May 23, 2006 0:14:14 GMT -5
Spiteful Bump
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