chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Jun 4, 2011 12:34:30 GMT -5
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
(language warning, but you already knew that ninja)
All lulz aside, that is possibly without hyperbole the single greatest rap festival lineup I've ever seen. I'm not particularly down with the clown, but between SPOILER ALERT Mystikal, Juvenile, DJ Quik, E40, Busta Rhymes, Ice Cube, Dayton Family, Tech N9ne, and Mick Foley might be worth braving myself into the dark Carnival for.
GOTJ > Rock the Bells
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 4, 2011 12:41:06 GMT -5
MC f***ING HAMMER!!! This ad is the greatest thing ever.
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Jun 4, 2011 15:29:38 GMT -5
Piper vs Funk
That really hasn't happened anywhere yet? Wow...
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 4, 2011 15:40:42 GMT -5
I didn't think I would hear how getting ripped off by carnies or being in danger of dying would be a GOOD THING, but The Juggalos did..... EDIT: People coming together, loving and respecting each other.....unless you hate us or you're Tila Tequila., then f*** you!  |
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 4, 2011 17:02:09 GMT -5
ICP has been my favorite musical act for 10+ years but I'd be far too scared to go to one of these, too many "juggalos" are drugged up lunatics.
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Post by ashcampbell on Jun 4, 2011 17:25:08 GMT -5
...if you're going to say that most of the music on this planet 'sucks ass' in your video, then kindly remove Vanilla Ice from said video. Otherwise one could call it being hypocritical.  I don't mean to be a 'hater' or anything (I am completely neutral to whatever it is that ICP does...hey, if they found a way to be successful, more power to them), but...does anyone find this video the least bit funny at all? Even to their fans? It's more obnoxious than anything else. And why is that girl in the video famous? She has the acting ability of a plank of wood. There -are- some good artists playing this festival, though. |
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 4, 2011 17:27:08 GMT -5
...if you're going to say that most of the music on this planet 'sucks ass' in your video, then kindly remove Vanilla Ice from said video. Otherwise one could call it being hypocritical. I don't mean to be a 'hater' or anything (I am completely neutral to whatever it is that ICP does...hey, if they found a way to be successful, more power to them), but...does anyone find this video the least bit funny at all? Even to their fans? It's more obnoxious than anything else. And why is that girl in the video famous? She has the acting ability of a plank of wood. There -are- some good artists playing this festival, though. The Obnoxiousness and over the topness of the video is what makes it funny to me. Some of the stuff said is so ridiculous you can't help but chuckle. |
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Post by spec on Jun 5, 2011 2:22:14 GMT -5
Yeah... watching that kinda made me want to go to that. I'm not into ICP and have only ever heard a handful of their songs. But there are some legendary performers from both music and wrestling.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 5, 2011 3:17:19 GMT -5
...And back from the dead Ass Dan!!
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jun 5, 2011 3:37:53 GMT -5
COWBOY BOB ORTIN.
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Jun 5, 2011 10:03:41 GMT -5
Piper vs Funk That really hasn't happened anywhere yet? Wow... They were in a battle royal together in PWG this year (the final two I believe) but this would be the first 1 on 1. |
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Jun 5, 2011 11:41:56 GMT -5
...And back from the dead Ass Dan!! Yeaaaaaaahhhh!! Check the tomb on the third gate, BITCH!! You KNOW I'm gonna live for 1981-2011 |
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Post by Kitty Shamrocks on Jun 5, 2011 12:54:17 GMT -5
...And back from the dead Ass Dan!! Yeaaaaaaahhhh!! Check the tomb on the third gate, BITCH!! You KNOW I'm gonna live for 1981-2011 ASS DAN NOOOOOOO |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jun 5, 2011 13:15:06 GMT -5
ICP has been my favorite musical act for 10+ years but I'd be far too scared to go to one of these, too many "juggalos" are drugged up lunatics. I went to the 2006 Gathering. The only bad part was having to deal with the unbearable August heat and all the damn mud. But that was the year before they moved to their much better location. For the most part, the juggalos were really friendly. Some people that camped there had things stolen out of their tents, but nothing bad happened to us. We sold a lot of CD's, had a lot of people give us free beer, had lots of chicks show us their boobs, and enjoyed the festivities. And the only drugs we saw was pot...but lots of it. Not a particularly scary thing to be around. You just have to bring plenty of money (which we didn't) if you want to completely enjoy it. Food and drinks are way overpriced, and their merchandise is always very expensive. |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jun 5, 2011 13:19:30 GMT -5
Am I the only one who thought Vanilla Ice was Jeff Hardy for a second?
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Post by theryno665 on Jun 5, 2011 18:04:33 GMT -5
And why is that girl in the video famous? She has the acting ability of a plank of wood. She's been in the previous GotJ infomercials. And I gotta say, even though she's caked in spray paint and glitter, this is the cleanest she's looked out of all of them. Kinda like a porno Rainbow Brite... Eh, not really much to make fun of. But I do like how they not only misspelled "Kittie" but also used a super-old-ass video of theirs where half of those band members have been long gone. |
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Jun 5, 2011 18:22:54 GMT -5
And why is that girl in the video famous? She has the acting ability of a plank of wood. She's been in the previous GotJ infomercials. And I gotta say, even though she's caked in spray paint and glitter, this is the cleanest she's looked out of all of them. Kinda like a porno Rainbow Brite... Eh, not really much to make fun of. But I do like how they not only misspelled "Kittie" but also used a super-old-ass video of theirs where half of those band members have been long gone. That girl, Sugar Slam, is Violent J's fiancee and the mother of his two children. And the misspellings are the worst they've ever been. DJ Quik, Kittie, Juvenile etc. all got butchered. Makes me sad they didn't give a a clip to Ice Cube's acting hypeman WC as I'm interested in how they would have spelled his name. |
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Post by Young Game on Jun 5, 2011 18:30:42 GMT -5
And the misspellings are the worst they've ever been. DJ Quik, Kittie, Juvenile etc. all got butchered. Makes me sad they didn't give a clip to Ice Cube's acting hypeman WC as I'm interested in how they would have spelled his name.  |
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Jun 6, 2011 11:52:18 GMT -5
Well played.
Now that the lineup has sunk in over a weekend, can we agree that (clown-men aside) this might be the best rap concert/festival of the year?
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jun 6, 2011 11:59:51 GMT -5
Well played. Now that the lineup has sunk in over a weekend, can we agree that (clown-men aside) this might be the best rap concert/festival of the year? I'd hafta say the Rock the Bells line-up this year takes it, especially with the whole classic albums concept. |
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