Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jun 2, 2011 7:34:04 GMT -5
..actually likes wrestling too! (on top of being all gorgeous and sexy n'all) Could this turn out to be the best relationship I ever had?! Let's hope so.  |
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Post by texaswhopper on Jun 2, 2011 7:46:47 GMT -5
You think it's the perfect relationship but she's actually Gene Shalit in disguise. jk
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jun 2, 2011 8:02:35 GMT -5
Oh, and she loves snakes too.  |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jun 2, 2011 8:16:01 GMT -5
Oh yea, it will be great...
Until you watch with her and realized that she reacts like everything is real. Boo's all your favorites, cheers the people you don't like, and laughs at the stupid comedy segments. Goes on about how ugly or hot every male wrestler on the roster is. Etc.
Worst example I can give is my ex. She absolutely loathed Randy Orton when he was with Legacy. He was her absolute least favorite wrestler. He was ugly and oily. She hated him. We didn't watch together for a while, then we watched the PPV where he won the title from Sheamus (a few months after turning face) and she was ECSTATIC. Going on about how he was the man, and how hot he was and whatnot.
Actually that's not even the worst example. The worst by far is when we were texting each other while watching NXT season 2, and she told me how sexy she thought Eli Cottonwood was. I damn near dumped her over that.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 2, 2011 8:36:57 GMT -5
Two people going to desperate measures in order to hide their secret love of wrestling sounds like a sit-com plot.
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Tay
Tommy Wiseau
Nuh-uh... I do not watch wrestling! Lies!
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Post by Tay on Jun 2, 2011 8:41:37 GMT -5
I started watching wrestling after I started dating a guy thats a member here.
Its really not so bad, but I still give him flack for it. It comes off as flirting.
I dunno man, you might have gotten really lucky. That is... unless she likes.... MYSTERIO. *Gasp!* Then the whole thing might as well be doomed. Or maybe she doesn't think Orton's thighs are amazing. Or she likes... this one is even worse... CENA. D:
Good luck dude. But if she likes Cena or Mysterio un-ironically, you might as well just dump her now and count your losses.
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Post by Free Hat on Jun 2, 2011 9:26:47 GMT -5
I started watching wrestling after I started dating a guy thats a member here. Its really not so bad, but I still give him flack for it. It comes off as flirting. I dunno man, you might have gotten really lucky. That is... unless she likes.... MYSTERIO. *Gasp!* Then the whole thing might as well be doomed. Or maybe she doesn't think Orton's thighs are amazing. Or she likes... this one is even worse... CENA. D: Good luck dude. But if she likes Cena or Mysterio un-ironically, you might as well just dump her now and count your losses. The backlash against Mysterio is a relatively recent phenomenon (as in the last five years). In his prime he was one of the best wrestlers in world, and even after numerous injuries he's still a pretty solid worker today. It's not all that unusual for smarks to like him unironically, and even the ones who don't like him tend at least respect him. Cena on the other hand..... |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jun 2, 2011 9:29:51 GMT -5
This thread is useless without pics.  But in all seriousness, I hope this gets you a little  and some  and maybe, if she's adventurous, a bit of  Make sure you use some DESTRUCITY! |
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Tay
Tommy Wiseau
Nuh-uh... I do not watch wrestling! Lies!
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Post by Tay on Jun 2, 2011 9:31:32 GMT -5
Girlfriend:"Oh its Cena! *Does that stupid you can't see me thing.*"
You:"Baby, I'm going to need you to get out of my house right this instant. We are over. So uh... 'You can't see me' anymore."
Better yet! Take her to a show, and the Lets Go Cena/Cena Sucks chant starts, and you realize you are on opposite sides. Oh. Somebody's walkin home.
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Post by Realtalk on Jun 2, 2011 10:07:13 GMT -5
Youl should both have a WWE themed wedding that would be jokes!
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bellajessica
Mike the Goon
Brains, Beauty & Sometimes Bitch!
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Post by bellajessica on Jun 2, 2011 10:33:21 GMT -5
lol congratulations
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CaptainFall
Samurai Cop
'Fascinating is the word of the day'
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Post by CaptainFall on Jun 2, 2011 16:12:04 GMT -5
Youl should both have a WWE themed wedding that would be jokes! Model it on Macho Man and Elizabeth's at Summerslam 91. Then pay a man with a snake to attack you at the wedding reception. |
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Jun 2, 2011 16:30:18 GMT -5
Youl should both have a WWE themed wedding that would be jokes! Model it on Macho Man and Elizabeth's at Summerslam 91. Then pay a man with a snake to attack you at the wedding reception. Or better yet, have some other guy slip your wife a mickey and marry her before you do! |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jun 2, 2011 16:55:06 GMT -5
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