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Post by lildude8218 on May 23, 2006 14:54:31 GMT -5
 Paul: It was You! YOU! YOU....stole the cookie from the cookie jar.  Poor senile Terry Funk thought that he was the one in ECW who pointed at himself while saying his initials.  It was such a dirty move for Shelton to jam that R into Van Dam's neck.  Here's rare footage of Ray Charles' brief run in the WWWF.  It was time for the Interspecies Foursome to begin.  Masters: Just stay aware from my hairpiece John!  Van Dam reveals to John Cena and the world that he is taking over Albert's piercing gimmick.  Cena: I can't do this with a straight face. I'm about to laugh. RVD: Ohhh, so I should stop sucking on your nose then? Cena: No, keep doing that, I meant what you're doing with your hand down here is making me laugh.  HHH: We are a WAY hotter couple than John and Rob! HBK: That's what I like to hear gorgeous!  With super zoom, Kane was horrified at all of his clogged pores.  Torrie Wilson begins to cast a spell as Mickie James blindsides her.  Lillian was just amazed that one knee could hold up all that weight.  Shawn can't help but give purple nurples during his matchups.  JR: BAH GAWD! THE MIZ JUST JOINED THE SPIRIT SQUAD!!!  Behind the scenes footage of Nitro and Melina getting their jobs back...This happened while Melina waited for her turn.  HBK: S'alright? Knee: S'alright HBK: S'alright? Knee: S'alright HBK: S'alright? Knee: S'alright  Triple H reveals what he will do for money once he dumps Stephanie's fat ass.  George Hamilton would live to fight another day. |
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JacopeX
Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on May 23, 2006 15:06:51 GMT -5
Paul:here comes the da plane Terry trying out to be the sixth member of the spirit squad JR: right into the mid partal area King: Whats that? Jr: well......ill tell you later Stick your toungue out and BLOW! Vince with a picture of HBK kissin his as in the back.....how nice Masters: Its my quarter! John: No itz mine! MINE!!!! John Cena: Your the wackest chump in this business RVD: Oh yea wel.....i can spell! RVD: this is weird Cena: I dont see how itz weird though HBK: When the DX retuns, youll wear the chicken costume HHH: no you! Kane finally finds out.....he had a pimple on his nose Torries experiences ruthless aggression! Lilian is suprised that he made it to the ring PURPLE NERPLE! Kenny!!!!! HHH: I demand respect!!! O RLY? AWWW MY KNEE! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Vince fears ratings |
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on May 23, 2006 15:11:08 GMT -5
SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW SHHHHhhhhh...........AWWWWW *Cut to commerical* |
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Post by Shy Guy on May 23, 2006 15:12:23 GMT -5
Kane was amazed at the resemblance between him and the picture from Ghostbusters 2 |
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Post by ajdynon on May 23, 2006 15:41:29 GMT -5
Triple H - Real American! |
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on May 23, 2006 15:47:39 GMT -5
After plasic surgury, The Iron Sheik began to humble a new generation of wrestlers. |
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Luca
Samurai Cop
Gentlemen, I have a lot on my mind and a lot of gun in my hand so don't F this up.
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Post by Luca on May 23, 2006 16:00:10 GMT -5
Paul: Wow, are those real? |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 23, 2006 16:40:01 GMT -5
Paul: Edge, I can see a booger hanging out of your nose. Tommy Dreamer: "No Terry, not your Dennis Stamp impression again." You don't even want to know where the V is. RVD tries to walk on air. Wow, Jimmy Valient's beard dye looks so natural. John Cena multi-task. Not only can he make Chris Masters tap out, he can audition for the next Frankenstein movie at the same time. RVD: I'm Irwin R. Shyster and I'm here to audit you. Cena: RVD, you must really be wasted. Cena and RVD: "Damn super glue." Triple H.: "Just shut up and kiss me." Everybody was shocked when Vince McMahon's latest hoss debuted: Kanezilla. Mickie James introduces a new offensive maneuver, using an opponent as a fire hydrent. Viscera tells Lillian about the large sandwich he just inhaled. Nobody could figure out why a member of the Spirit Squad decided to act like he was about to run a 100 meter dash. One member of the Spirit Squad just found out what another one was cooking. Tonya Harding has struck again. Nobody knew that Miller Lite was shooting a new Man Law commercial. |
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Post by jrody is a Kondo mark on May 23, 2006 16:51:18 GMT -5
Kane was sad that he was on the kiss cam and had noone to kiss |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 23, 2006 17:09:58 GMT -5
HHH: Hey King, say "David Banner, I just slashed your tires" King: David Banner, I just slashed your tires.. HHH: ARGHHHHH!! hehehehehehehe, I'm priceless. |
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Post by incagnito on May 23, 2006 17:15:04 GMT -5
*sigh* this should have been done a lot sooner but here goes Can Vince afford for DX to reform?  I DONT KNOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! |
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TOTB - Think Outside The Box
Samurai Cop
Never asked for a personal title
Never be afraid to step outside to box to continue your goal.
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Post by TOTB - Think Outside The Box on May 23, 2006 17:28:25 GMT -5
HBK: So THIS is what it sounds like...when doves cry. HHH: OK, God-boy! That is quite enough. |
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Post by WC's #1 Cena Hater on May 23, 2006 17:28:27 GMT -5
THE SHIRT'S TOO TIGHT,VINCE! |
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Post by phentari on May 23, 2006 18:59:07 GMT -5
Even the great Paul Heyman felt some trepidation when pulling the "Pull My Finger" gag on Kane. All together now...Y-M-C-A! Just whistle while you work! (tweetle-tweetle-tweetle-tweet!) And soon you'll see how RVD can kick you in the chest! "It's...my...Twinkie...spit it out! Spit...it...OUT!" RVD introduces Cena to his new ventriloquist's dummy. He's a Woozle, and his name is Peanut. |
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on May 23, 2006 19:04:30 GMT -5
Mickie was just trying to break Mime Torrie out of the glass box she was 'stuck' behind. |
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