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Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 11:54:55 GMT -5
Seriously, get over it.
Everyone says he can't wrestle, but the man luvving has an impressive moveset of 4! Like Triple H has 4 moves? I think not. He's only got 3 1/2, because the High Knee is technically only half of a move.
Like Edge is any better? Edge has a Spear? Hah! Cena's got a sloppy flying clothesline. Edgecutioner? FU! Edge-ucation? STFU! And I think we all know the FU looks 10 times better than the Edecutioner anyway. What's an elevated DDT compared to a ballerina-esque fireman's carry, anyway?
I'll tell you what it is! Sub-par by comparison THAT'S what!
Even the Rock couldn't outdo Cena on the mic. Maybe the Rock had a couple of catchy phrases, but nothing like "chain-gang" or "haterade" or "You can't see me!" And what's the People's Elbow to the Five-Knuckle Shuffle, anyway.
I think you know what it is! Sub-par, folks. Sub-par.
So face the facts and understand the awesomeness that is John Cena.
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Post by zen444 on May 22, 2006 11:56:09 GMT -5
I hope you're being sarcastic.
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Post by samachine on May 22, 2006 11:56:24 GMT -5
Is this guy being sarcastic or?..
I seriously can't tell!
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Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 11:58:44 GMT -5
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Post by zen444 on May 22, 2006 11:59:42 GMT -5
The great Khali has more moves then all of them!
COMBINED!
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Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 12:03:22 GMT -5
The STFU is a better submission hold than the Sharpshooter, the Figure Four Leglock, and the Crippler Crossface combined.
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Post by hickenbottom619 on May 22, 2006 12:06:54 GMT -5
THE ROCK WILL ALWWAYS BE THE BEST ON THE MIC, CENA IS OOOKKKK
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Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 12:10:41 GMT -5
Cena pwns Rock on the mic.
ROCK:[/u] John Cena? Who in the blue hell are you?
CENA:[/u] Why you be drinkin' haterade?
ROCK:[/u] What in the blue hell is 'haterade?' IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS! The Rock says you can take that 'haterade,' shine it up real nice, turn that som (pregnant dog) sideways, and stick it straight up your candy @$$!!!
CENA:[/u] Why you be drinkin' haterade? You can't see me!
I think it's obvious who's better.
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Post by MiLo Duck on May 22, 2006 12:12:56 GMT -5
I think you're forgetting about such legends as Ed Leslie and Killer Bee #2. Give credit.
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Post by bruteshot79 on May 22, 2006 12:15:08 GMT -5
Cena is one of the best of all time.
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Post by bruteshot79 on May 22, 2006 12:16:01 GMT -5
Seriously, get over it. Everyone says he can't wrestle, but the man luvving has an impressive moveset of 4! Like Triple H has 4 moves? I think not. He's only got 3 1/2, because the High Knee is technically only half of a move. Like Edge is any better? Edge has a Spear? Hah! Cena's got a sloppy flying clothesline. Edgecutioner? FU! Edge-ucation? STFU! And I think we all know the FU looks 10 times better than the Edecutioner anyway. What's an elevated DDT compared to a ballerina-esque fireman's carry, anyway? I'll tell you what it is! Sub-par by comparison THAT'S what! Even the Rock couldn't outdo Cena on the mic. Maybe the Rock had a couple of catchy phrases, but nothing like "chain-gang" or "haterade" or "You can't see me!" And what's the People's Elbow to the Five-Knuckle Shuffle, anyway. I think you know what it is! Sub-par, folks. Sub-par. So face the facts and understand the awesomeness that is John Cena. Cena sucks, I don't know what you're smoking. |
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Post by bigHEADinc on May 22, 2006 12:18:33 GMT -5
I'm runnin with Hollywood on this one... Cena is definitely better than so many people... so many that i'm going to list them...
The Rock
Steve Austin
HHH
HBK
Chris Benoit
Kurt Angle
Chris Jericho
Bret Hart
Owen Hart
Eddie Guerrero
Rey Mysterio
Edge
Christian
Undertaker
Kane
Big Show
Kennedy
Booker T
Umaga
The Great Kahli
Goldust
Million Dollar Man
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Ricky Steamboat
AJ Style
Samoa Joe
Christopher Daniels
Raven
Sting
Ric Flair
Roddy Piper
Hulk Hogan
All of ROH
All of CZW
Every single backyard fed in the United States
Japan
You...
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Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 12:20:57 GMT -5
Seriously, get over it. Everyone says he can't wrestle, but the man luvving has an impressive moveset of 4! Like Triple H has 4 moves? I think not. He's only got 3 1/2, because the High Knee is technically only half of a move. Like Edge is any better? Edge has a Spear? Hah! Cena's got a sloppy flying clothesline. Edgecutioner? FU! Edge-ucation? STFU! And I think we all know the FU looks 10 times better than the Edecutioner anyway. What's an elevated DDT compared to a ballerina-esque fireman's carry, anyway? I'll tell you what it is! Sub-par by comparison THAT'S what! Even the Rock couldn't outdo Cena on the mic. Maybe the Rock had a couple of catchy phrases, but nothing like "chain-gang" or "haterade" or "You can't see me!" And what's the People's Elbow to the Five-Knuckle Shuffle, anyway. I think you know what it is! Sub-par, folks. Sub-par. So face the facts and understand the awesomeness that is John Cena. Cena sucks, I don't know what you're smoking. Hah! You clearly don't understand true talent when you see it! Stone Cold gave the boss the finger, Cena waves his hand in front of his face. Sheer brilliance. Shawn Michaels stomps his foot on the ground like an @$$-clown before belivering Sweet Chin Music. Weak. Dull. Cena pumps up his shoes. Awesome. He's better than every so-called 'legend' combined. Even Hogan's Leg Drop doesn't have the finesse and power of the Five Knuckle Shuffle, and the Shuffle isn't even Cena's finisher. |
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Post by erisi236 on May 22, 2006 12:21:29 GMT -5
"Dude are you being sarcastic?"
"I don't even know anymore."
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Post by bigHEADinc on May 22, 2006 12:21:46 GMT -5
Preach on brother Hollywood... Preach on!
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Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 12:23:55 GMT -5
The FU has more devestating power and force than the Stone Cold Stunner, The Rock Bottom, The Pedigree, and the powerbomb.
Combined.
Twice.
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Post by bruteshot79 on May 22, 2006 12:23:57 GMT -5
I want Cena to have my babies.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on May 22, 2006 12:24:21 GMT -5
Every time Cena hits the FU, a terrorist dies.
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Post by hollywood on May 22, 2006 12:26:40 GMT -5
The Five-Knuckle Shuffle is the greatest in-ring signature move in wrestling. Ever.
It's more electrifying than the People's Elbow, more powerful than the leg drop, more devestating than Shattered Dreams, and more entertaining than the Ho Train.
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Post by bigHEADinc on May 22, 2006 12:27:39 GMT -5
If I, as a full blown male, could ever find a way to get pregnant, I would love to have John Cena's baby...
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