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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2011 20:22:20 GMT -5
Anderson with a Mic Check.
...CHECK!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:22:35 GMT -5
I actually wrote that last line of commentary well before M's promo. It all worked out rather well.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 9, 2011 20:23:03 GMT -5
Anderson with a mic check.....MIC CHECK!!!!!!
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 9, 2011 20:24:14 GMT -5
Anderson with a green bay plunge... MIC CHECK!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:37:15 GMT -5
Anderson backs Magnus into the corner and feints to go for a chop but instead nails him with a right hand. Anderson the hauls Magnus to the other corner and goes to ram him into the turnbuckle but Magnus blocks it and elbows Anderson. Anderson responds with a right hands, Magnus hits a right of his own and soon champion and challenger are brawling in the middle of the ring. Anderson gets the advantage and whips Magnus into the ropes but makes the mistake of lowering his head. Magnus counters with a kick then comes off the ropes with a boot.
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Anderson kicks out. Magnus whips Anderson into the ropes again, ducks underneath, then hits a jumping back elbow on Anderson as he comes back. Magnus then grabs Anderson arm and hits an arm trap neckbreaker.
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Anderson kicks out again. Magnus waist for Anderson to get to his feet and goes for the Tormentum but Anderson rakes the eyes to get out of it. Anderson then catches Magnus and hits for the Mic Check!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: There we have. Mr Anderson gets the win over Brutus Magnus. West: That proves nothing! Tenay: If you say so. But I’m sure it’ll put Mr Anderson right into world title contention.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:39:10 GMT -5
*Taylor Wilde is seen backstage, twirling a pair of handcuffs in her hand and a smile on her face.*
Leave it to the Canadian Embassy to get a girl off. Nice of the cops to let me keep the cuffs though.
Now let's see.... my cuddle bunny has a match tonight against Mickie James. Course, that's if she got out of the asylum. Haven't been able to keep up with TNA since those cops took me in a while ago. But knowing her, she got out. My cuddle bunny's a smart one.
Besides, no way she's gonna let a straight jacket and some doctors keep her away from a fight. She loves it as much as she'll love these handcuffs.
She rounds the corner to find Daffney sitting in the dark.
Taylor. Where were you? You never came to visit me!
CUDDLE BUNNY!
*Taylor immediately hugs Daffney.*
I was worried! I got arrested, and then I had to stay at the Canadian Embassy for two weeks! I tried to visit, I really did, but they kept me there until they made sure the police wouldn't press charges. I'm just glad you're safe Daff, I really am.
Oh I could never stay mad at you, kitten. But listen. I need you to do something for me.
Anything Daff. Just name it.
Don't interfere. No matter what happens, just stay out of it. Okay?
Taylor thinks about it.
Look, come here.
Taylor gets down on her knees and Daffney sits up.
You know that I love you. right?
Daffney kisses Taylor tenderly but Taylor breaks away when she hears a metallic click. She locks down top see that Daffney has handcuffed her to the railing. Taylor opens her mouth to protest but Daffney slaps a length of duct tape over her mouth.
I'm sorry, okay? I know you’ll say that you won't interfere. But once you see what Mickie and I are going to do to eachother your feelings will overcome you. I just can't take that chance.
Daffney kisses Taylor on the cheek.
I'll come back and let you out when I'm done. Okay? Assuming I'm able to.
Taylor cries out, muffled under the duct tape, and struggles to break free.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?
Daffney picks up her toolbox and her title belt before she skips away singing to herself.
She's a monster, beautiful monster Beautiful monster but I don't mind And I need her, said I need her Beautiful monster but I don't mind
Taylor still struggles to free herself as the shot fades out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:40:07 GMT -5
And that's how we finish a promo when your writing partner isn't around.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:42:09 GMT -5
Mickie James is rocking back and forth in the darkness.
Tis the gift to be simple Tis the gift to be free...
Tonight, it's the end. It can't go on any longer. It's been the year from hell for me, but tonight, it's all over. It can't continue.
Daffney, there is one reason I asked for you to be released from the asylum. I didn't just want to have the TNA Women's Championship handed to me. There's no pride in that.
And there was no way I was about to let TNA have a tournament for the title either. Beating anybody but you for the title would have been an empty victory.
So here we are. After five months, Mickie James versus Daffney, one on one for the first time. And how fitting that this is a Monster's Ball match.
Daff, when I saw what you'd been up to since I last saw you, at first I was amused. In fact, I even thought you and Taylor made kind of a cute couple. But what wasn't cute was the way you've maimed and mangled the entire women's division just to feed your own insatiable thirst for violence. Even your own girlfriend hasn't been safe from the madness!
But you took it too far, Daffney. It's one thing to beat the living hell out of an opponent, that I get, that I respect. In my opinion, you haven't truly earned a victory until your opponent is a bloody heap on the mat.
But what you tried to do to Madison Rayne, outside the context of an actual match, was deplorable. That poor girl didn't deserve it. She never asked to be part of any of this. She was just a lost little puppy, looking for a friend.
You took an innocent little flower and dragged her into one of your sick little games! Just like you did to Taylor! Like you did to Lauren! Like you did to Alissa Flash! LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO DO TO ME!!!
When will you finally understand? NOBODY ELSE IS LIKE YOU!!!
Nobody else is as deranged as you! We're not all psychos, just waiting to get our crazy on, Daffney! We are good people! All of us! Me, Madison, Alissa, Lauren, even Taylor still has some good inside of her.
So tonight, this is for all the girls who have been victims of your psychotic games. Tonight, I'm going to do what so far, nobody else has been able to do.
I'm going to fight you, and I'm going to win. And I don't just mean win the match or win the title. I will play your game tonight. I will play your game and I will beat you at your own game. Tonight Daffney...
You've met your match.
Turn, turn, will be our delight Till turning, turning we come 'round right...
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 9, 2011 20:42:26 GMT -5
And that's how we finish a promo when your writing partner isn't around. And nobody had to lose an arm, either.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 20:42:33 GMT -5
I'm shocked it took this long for you to work bondage into a Daffney/Taylor promo.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 20:44:12 GMT -5
And wow, those are two vastly different song choices. Although in Mickie's case, she was singing to keep herself sane. Because Monster's Ball, isolation, and all those other rules that get ignored?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:45:44 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is the Monster’s Ball match and it is for the TNA Women’s Championship! In this contest there will be no disqualifications and no countouts!
JB: Introducing the challenger, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
Tenay: This match has been six months in the making and I personally cannot wait. West: Yeah, ever since Mickie came to TNA she’s set her sights on Daffney. Tenay: And Daffney likewise.
JB: And her opponent, from Sybil, Texas, she is the TNA Women’s Champion, Daffney!
West: Well you said it, Mike. Daffney wanted this to. Tenay: Daffney wanted someone who could give her a fight and she’s sure gonna get it here. West: And after everything that has led to this, ghostly possession, assault and battery, attempted murder, I hesitate to think how this match will turn out.
TNA Women's Championship Monster's Ball Daffney (c) v Mickie James 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 20:46:24 GMT -5
Daffney with a dropkick.
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2011 20:47:21 GMT -5
Daffney nails Mickie with a steel chain-wrapped sledgehammer!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:47:34 GMT -5
And wow, those are two vastly different song choices. Although in Mickie's case, she was singing to keep herself sane. Because Monster's Ball, isolation, and all those other rules that get ignored? Daffney was in isolation. Why do you think she was sitting in the dark when Taylor found her? And only Daffney can quote Nietzsche and Ne-Yo in the same promo.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 20:48:07 GMT -5
Mickie with a chairshot! She then rolls to the outside and grabs the sledgehammer from under the ring. (Note to self: Thank Sticky for giving her a signature weapon...) EDIT: And then he votes against me with said weapon.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 20:48:40 GMT -5
And wow, those are two vastly different song choices. Although in Mickie's case, she was singing to keep herself sane. Because Monster's Ball, isolation, and all those other rules that get ignored? Daffney was in isolation. Why do you think she was sitting in the dark when Taylor found her? I meant in general.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 9, 2011 20:51:03 GMT -5
Daffney with an enziguri
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Post by The Tank on Oct 9, 2011 20:51:10 GMT -5
Daffers hits Mickie James with a mace mace.
...as in, a mace with a can of mace tied to it that goes off when you hit somebody so they get sprayed with mace right after getting hit in the face with a mace.
Stupidest vote of the year right here, folks.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 20:52:10 GMT -5
Wow. That was another match I expected to lose.
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