Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2011 20:53:24 GMT -5
Daffers hits Mickie James with a mace mace. ...as in, a mace with a can of mace tied to it that goes off when you hit somebody so they get sprayed with mace right after getting hit in the face with a mace. Funniest vote of the year right here, folks. Fixed.
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 9, 2011 20:53:36 GMT -5
Mickie James with a bulldog
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 20:57:49 GMT -5
...Seriously? I hate this stupid show.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 9, 2011 20:58:20 GMT -5
Wow. That was another match I expected to lose. You forgot to factor in one very important variable, PN. Over the last few years, the majority of the Internet has grown to hate Mickie James. ....then again, I enjoy M's character for her. I just voted for Daffney because I enjoyed Daffney's stuff more. (It's a very hard thing to top, M.) ...Seriously? I hate this stupid show. You know, if the two of you plan for a certain person to win, that's what hint votes are for. Worked for keeping this whole EY/Top Gun thing going so long. .....barely. EY almost won every match we had, even despite me and Spartan planning for it to end at Bound for Glory.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 21:01:08 GMT -5
Wow. That was another match I expected to lose. You forgot to factor in one very important variable, PN. Over the last few years, the majority of the Internet has grown to hate Mickie James. ....then again, I enjoy M's character for her. I just voted for Daffney because I enjoyed Daffney's stuff more. (It's a very hard thing to top, M.) ...Seriously? I hate this stupid show. You know, if the two of you plan for a certain person to win, that's what hint votes are for. Worked for keeping this whole EY/Top Gun thing going so long. .....barely. EY almost won every match we had, even despite me and Spartan planning for it to end at Bound for Glory. I don't know if we actually planned Mickie to win, I just wanted to have both Women's titles at once.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 21:07:59 GMT -5
Daffney goes after Mickie, slamming the back of her head into the mat and stomping away at her. Daffney kicks Mickie in the head, then sits her up and locks on the Straitjacket. Daffney wrenches it back but Micke refuses to submit. She struggles and manages to an arm free and elbow out. Daffney staggers back as Mickie charges in but Daffney lays her out with spinning kick.
Daffney gets her toolbox and swings it at Mickie but ducks underneath and lays into Daffney with rights. Daffney fights back with strikes of her own and soon the to women are exchanging rights in the middle of the ring. Daffney cuts this off by kicking Mickie low, then whipping her into the corner. But Mickie gets her feet up when Daffney comes charging in, then goes to the second rope. Mickie goes for a Thesz Press off the second rope but Daffney pulls Jackson James in the way. Daffney then goes for the Daff Knees but Mickie counters by slamming Daffney down. Mickie grabs the toolbox and lays Daffney out with it! Mickie covers but there’s no referee!
Tenay: Mickie ahs the title won! West: But there’s no referee!
Mickie leaves the ring and goes under the apron, looking for her sledgehammer but she’s unable to find it. The reason becomes clear as on the other side of the ring a mysterious hooded person takes the sledgehammer and slides it in the ring.
West: What was that? Did you see that?
Mickie renters the ring and is caught unaware by Daffney who lays her out with the sledgehammer. Daffney covers just as Jackson James comes round.
1…
2…
3!
JB: Here is your winner, and STILL TNA Women’s Champion, Daffney!
Tenay: What the hell just happened? West: Somebody slipped Daffney that sledgehammer and she used it to lay out Mickie. Tenay: Well that’s what I saw. I don’t even think Daffney knows what happened.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 9, 2011 21:09:23 GMT -5
.....a rope break in a Monster's Ball?
Granted, I haven't seen one since TNA didn't suck (And have they even done one since TNA started sucking?) but I'm pretty sure there aren't rope breaks in a No DQ match.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 21:09:44 GMT -5
Hopefully that will work out. I just this second had a flash of an idea for that finish. Hope it works.
If not then it won't be the first angle that's gone nowhere.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 21:10:55 GMT -5
.....a rope break in a Monster's Ball? Granted, I haven't seen one since TNA didn't suck (And have they even done one since TNA started sucking?) but I'm pretty sure there aren't rope breaks in a No DQ match. I've seen it happen, though. I've also seen referees try to count people out in triple threat matches and five counts in steel cage matches...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 21:11:09 GMT -5
.....a rope break in a Monster's Ball? Granted, I haven't seen one since TNA didn't suck (And have they even done one since TNA started sucking?) but I'm pretty sure there aren't rope breaks in a No DQ match. I have no idea. If you like I could fix it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 21:12:23 GMT -5
A single spotlight shines in the rafters, illuminating Sting, in full gear, robe, warpaint, and baseball bat.
Bound For Glory.
I thought this night would never come.
There was a time when it seemed like Bound For Glory was my event. I've won the TNA World Championship three times at this event. In 2006, I defeated Jeff Jarrett, ending what many believed to be a reign of terror. In 2007, I relieved Kurt Angle of his Championship privileges. But as satisfying of both of those wins were, one stands head and shoulders above them.
2008. It's hard to believe that it was just three years ago.
At Bound For Glory 2008, I began my third TNA Championship reign by defeating Samoa Joe, ending his nearly six month run with the title. Joe, the last time we met, it was about respect for those who came first. It was about establishing a legacy. It was old versus new.
Back then, I was the one who emerged victorious. And it allowed for the rise of a new force in TNA. And while the result shall be the same tonight, the backstory is far different.
A couple of months ago, I was nowhere near the main event scene. The TNA Championship seemed like a pipe dream. Until the Chance At Glory tournament came along.
Along with D'Angelo Dinero, there was no stopping the Stinger! And last month at No Surrender, a dream was realized. After three years, I'm back in the main event of the most important pay-per-view of the year. Tonight, this is my chance to show that I can still go.
But more than that, tonight is a night of Revelation. For you see Joe, Bound For Glory is all part of His Plan. A plan that MUST come to fruition.
Tonight, I shall once again stand tall, the crusader I have always been. And tonight, you will once again be nothing more than a footnote in wrestling history.
After tonight, I shall no longer be Bound For Glory. For tonight, glory will find me, on the grandest of all stages.
And Joe?
Tonight...
IT'S SHOWTIME!!! OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
Sting points his bat at the camera, then the spotlight goes out, leaving us in darkness as the camera cuts away.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 9, 2011 21:13:38 GMT -5
Don't fix it.
Mocking you is less fun if you correct it.
Besides, let's be honest. Not even TNA knows what the hell the rules of this match are anymore. So really, who cares?
EDIT: And I didn't even remember that Joe lost the title to Sting here once. Damn it, I should've used that in my promo!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 21:15:03 GMT -5
*The cameraman enters the locker room of TNA World Heavyweight Champion Samoa Joe and finds the champion seated on a bench, title in both arms, staring down at it. He doesn't even acknowledge the camera crew, but begins speaking nonetheless.*
Sting.
The Icon.
Maybe the biggest name in professional wrestling, if only because he proved you don't need to step onto Vince McMahon's Monopoly board to be a legend in this industry.
And on top of being a huge legend, the guy's a twelve time World Champion. And more than one of those came from beating guys like Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan back when those names meant something.
Just the words "Sting challenging for a World Heavyweight Championship" means the entire wrestling world's gonna be watching this one. Just to see if he can do it one last time. Climb the mountain one last time, take the belt one more time and have one more reign. Cap off an incredible career on the top of the mountain.
Ken Anderson put everything on the line to get his hands on Brutus Magnus only to get screwed over by the guy who stole my title. Then he got a second match and still didn't get the win thanks to me being there.
Rob Van Dam practically killed himself to get the Feast or Fired Briefcase, and he got the World Heavyweight title shot, to boot. And after the incredibly long wait, he announced his cash-in early. Spent all that time getting ready, did the honorable thing, and he still didn't get the job done.
My point is, Sting...this won't be the first time I killed the dream keeping my title. This won't be the first time I looked forward, saw a feel-good moment coming, and told it to f*** off. It's that simple, Stinger. You are not winning this title. My title. I don't even think saying "This championship means everything to me" is good enough.
I did not come this far to lose the title now. I did not come back from getting screwed out of the title and my career to drop it two months in. I am not losing this championship tonight, and that's not me hoping, that's not me bragging, that's a cold, hard fact.
The Champ Is Here.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 21:15:43 GMT -5
I had to fix it because it was bothering me.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 9, 2011 21:17:39 GMT -5
Tenay: Well here it is folks. Main event time. West: I can’t wait for this. Tenay: Last month, Sting won the Shot At Glory tournament, beating out sixteen other men to earn this shot. And at fifty-two years of age Sting knows this could be his last chance to be world champion.
West: But in order for that to happen he has to go through this man. Tenay: Joe went through hell to get the TNA World title, he’s not gonna give it up without a fight. Let’s throw it to JB for the official introductions.
JB: Live from the Liacouras Center in Philadelphia, Pensylvania, this is your Bound For Glory main event, a one fall match for the TNA Heavyweight Championship of the World!
The camera cuts to Sting looking focused.
JB: Introducing first, the challenger, he comes to us from Venice Beach, California and weighed in at 250 pounds. He is the Icon, STING!
The shot moves to Joe who has a look of equal intensity.
JB: And his opponent, he hails from the Isle of Samoa and weighs in at 280 pounds. He is the reigning and defending TNA World Heavyweight Champion, “The Samoan Submission Machine” SAMOA JOE!
TNA World Heavyweight Championship Samoa Joe (c) v Sting 5 votes 20 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Oct 9, 2011 21:18:07 GMT -5
Joe whips Sting into the corner and hits a big splash, then puts Sting on the mat with a Samoan Drop. Joe then climbs to the top rope and hits a Moonsault!!!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2011 21:18:30 GMT -5
Joe with a Samoan drop
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 21:19:28 GMT -5
Sting with the Scorpion Deathdrop.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 9, 2011 21:22:27 GMT -5
Joe with a muscle buster
Heck with Tank, it's what I want.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 9, 2011 21:26:51 GMT -5
Sting with a Tombstone!
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