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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 23, 2011 6:07:24 GMT -5
I was bitten by a radioactive squirrel, and now have super squirrel powers.
I think that being a superhero is too much work, and I don't want to go around breaking the law either, so I think I will just try to pick up chicks in bars by showing off all my new powers.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 23, 2011 6:12:08 GMT -5
Take over the damn world and rule it dictator style. There really is no other option.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jun 23, 2011 6:15:10 GMT -5
Villain, they get the chicks anyway, never heard of a superhero taking the villains girl to get to him.
Heroes end up either having issues balancing superheroics with there love life (Superman, Spiderman), having the chick in question turn villain on the hero (Star Sapphire, Jean Grey) or finding them dead in a fridge due to a villain they wronged in the past. (Hal Jordan or Daredevil.)
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Post by CJ on Jun 23, 2011 6:19:18 GMT -5
Take over the damn world and rule it dictator style. There really is no other option. |
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Post by hossfan on Jun 23, 2011 7:56:46 GMT -5
Superhero, though I'd probably do a lot more search and rescue work than crime fighting.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 23, 2011 8:00:24 GMT -5
How do you really know that I'm not already ruling the world?
That's right. You don't.
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Post by agent817 on Jun 23, 2011 11:20:23 GMT -5
I would rather be a superhero. However, I would be a villain to those who actually deserve it. What I mean is I would be like an anti-hero. I would still be a good guy, but not your typical good guy.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 23, 2011 11:21:48 GMT -5
Hero, like Superman.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2011 11:24:26 GMT -5
Supervillain, because then you get hotter and sluttier chicks in addition to world domination.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 23, 2011 11:28:07 GMT -5
Become a hero and kick some bad guy ass.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 23, 2011 11:31:58 GMT -5
Depends on the powerset really, and whether I'm the only Super
- Specific Elemental ability......Villain. But I plan on going full 60's Batman style with a gang in coordinated outfits and ludicrous contrived schemes....and lame puns. I figure I'd need an element of style in my villainy.
- Generic Superman Powerset (Flight, Strength, Speed, etc)....I think I'd probably JUST use it to pick up chicks. I think the world would become too reliant on me if I was a hero, and as a World-Conquering villain I couldn't handle the day to day BS.
Honestly, I've thought about the whole "Conquer the World" thing a few times.....but I get bogged down in the little details of logistics. What's the point of Total World Domination if you HAVE to appoint a secondary council to oversee the basics? It's too many possible userpers that already have a mind fore domination and an eye on your position.....just seems like a poor risk/benifit issue.
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Post by bibboid on Jun 23, 2011 11:32:43 GMT -5
What kind of superpowers will a mutant radioactive squirrel give you?
Extreme agility? (leaping and climbing)
That wouldn't do me a bit of good as a superhero since most criminals would just shoot me.
It wouldn't do a whole lot for a supervillain either because the cops would shoot me too.
But I could definitely entertain the chicks with it.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 23, 2011 11:44:30 GMT -5
Actually with the whole "Mutant Squirrel" thing..... There's only one chick I think I could pick up...  .....I ain't complainin' though |
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Post by NerdyGerdy on Jun 23, 2011 11:48:07 GMT -5
I'd be a hero for a while, then when it sunk in that nothing could stop me... ;D Lets just say you don't want me to have super powers.  |
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Post by Lazy peon on Jun 23, 2011 11:48:17 GMT -5
Chicks, dude. Chicks!
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jun 23, 2011 11:50:31 GMT -5
Chicks dig heroes.
Best of both worlds.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jun 23, 2011 11:58:48 GMT -5
I wouldnt use them. Too much work.
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Post by DSR on Jun 23, 2011 12:04:35 GMT -5
Actually with the whole "Mutant Squirrel" thing..... There's only one chick I think I could pick up... .....I ain't complainin' though *punch* I SAW HER FIRST!   |
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Post by bibboid on Jun 23, 2011 12:35:18 GMT -5
Actually with the whole "Mutant Squirrel" thing..... There's only one chick I think I could pick up... .....I ain't complainin' though I'd share my nuts with her..... ...if ya know what I mean. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 23, 2011 12:46:54 GMT -5
I'd make some money. The NFL, NBA, MLB, something would be my destination for a few years.
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