The Tooth Fairy 2

[mysterydriver]

Starring Larry the Cable Guy.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1935929/

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I have no words.

[bob]

Jun 15, 2011 19:22:20 GMT -5 mysterydriver said:

Starring Larry the Cable Guy.

that pretty much guarantees it will suck

[Deleted]

Somewhere The Rock is breathing a hefty FINALLY now someone else can walk around with that title.

[CJ]

Jun 15, 2011 19:24:17 GMT -5 @sigmax said:

Somewhere The Rock is breathing a hefty FINALLY now someone else can walk around with that title.

But he'll always be the original

[Michael Coello]

Jun 15, 2011 19:24:15 GMT -5 bob said:

Jun 15, 2011 19:22:20 GMT -5 mysterydriver said:

Starring Larry the Cable Guy.

that pretty much guarantees it will suck

I thought the words "Video Release" would have.

[forgottensinpwf]

[Rumble McSkirmish]

I guess his residual checks from the Cars series must have finally ran dry.

["Mastermind" Jose Alejandro]

i thought that in order to play the tooth fairy, you had to have teeth </redneckjoke>

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

The first one managed to be terrible, with a cast that included The Rock, Julie Andrews and Billy Crystal. I shudder to think how bad the sequel's going to be without them.

[mysterydriver]

More info here

It gives the synopsis:

Centers on Larry Guthrie, who loses his first love to the town hot shot and decides to win her back by volunteering with the children at her after-school program. When Larry accidentally tells the kids the Tooth Fairy is make-believe, he soon is transformed into a tutu-clad fairy with the “sentence” of collecting teeth.

And this delightful picture.


I predict a scene where a little boy has a tooth that's loose so Larry suggests he tie a string to the tooth and a door knob in order to "Git R Done."

[Deleted]

Jun 15, 2011 20:06:16 GMT -5 mysterydriver said:

More info here

It gives the synopsis:

Centers on Larry Guthrie, who loses his first love to the town hot shot and decides to win her back by volunteering with the children at her after-school program. When Larry accidentally tells the kids the Tooth Fairy is make-believe, he soon is transformed into a tutu-clad fairy with the “sentence” of collecting teeth.

And this delightful picture.


I predict a scene where a little boy has a tooth that's loose so Larry suggests he tie a string to the tooth and a door knob in order to "Git R Done."

And the winner for the new whale in my nightmares is ....whatever that thing is.

[Deleted]

I expect no less then 79 fart jokes.

[Cela]

Jun 15, 2011 19:37:59 GMT -5 Michael Coello said:

Jun 15, 2011 19:24:15 GMT -5 bob said:

that pretty much guarantees it will suck

I thought the words "Video Release" would have.

Pretty sure the "The Tooth Fairy 2" part was a dead giveaway.

[Michael Coello]

Jun 15, 2011 20:06:16 GMT -5 mysterydriver said:

More info here

It gives the synopsis:

Centers on Larry Guthrie, who loses his first love to the town hot shot and decides to win her back by volunteering with the children at her after-school program. When Larry accidentally tells the kids the Tooth Fairy is make-believe, he soon is transformed into a tutu-clad fairy with the “sentence” of collecting teeth.

And this delightful picture.


I predict a scene where a little boy has a tooth that's loose so Larry suggests he tie a string to the tooth and a door knob in order to "Git R Done."

Okay, wait a minute. I remember the first one, where the guy The Rock was playing was a complete, where he was a cocky hocky player and was ruining children by saying their dreams sucked. He then got punished by this fantasy thing where he is working toward some kind of change.

Now, in this one, the guy is actually nice, down on his luck, and he actually is helping kids, and he accidentally says how Tooth Fairy aren't real. Yet, the punishment is the same as asshole Rocky? What kind of sense does that make?

[Lupin the Third]

[wildojinx]

Why is Larry the Cable Guy in all of these kid-friendly films all of a sudden? His act is hardly family friendly, unless you think jokes about hookers = family entertainment.

[Beets by Schrute]

[mysterydriver]

Jun 15, 2011 20:25:19 GMT -5 Michael Coello said:

Okay, wait a minute. I remember the first one, where the guy The Rock was playing was a complete, where he was a cocky hocky player and was ruining children by saying their dreams sucked. He then got punished by this fantasy thing where he is working toward some kind of change.

Now, in this one, the guy is actually nice, down on his luck, and he actually is helping kids, and he accidentally says how Tooth Fairy aren't real. Yet, the punishment is the same as asshole Rocky? What kind of sense does that make?

My guess is that he does it solely to try and impress her and probably only gives 50%.

Complete guess.

But I have a feeling that I'll find out because I'll bite the bullet and watch it as part of my Direct to DVD reviews.

[A Platypus Rave]

Jun 15, 2011 19:37:59 GMT -5 Michael Coello said:

Jun 15, 2011 19:24:15 GMT -5 bob said:

that pretty much guarantees it will suck

I thought the words "Video Release" would have.

I thought the fact that the movie is called Tooth Fairy 2 was a pretty good indicator myself.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Jun 15, 2011 21:34:49 GMT -5 wildojinx said:

Why is Larry the Cable Guy in all of these kid-friendly films all of a sudden? His act is hardly family friendly, unless you think jokes about hookers = family entertainment.

Because family movies/tv shows are certified cash cows, look at Bob Saget and George Carlin they did a lot of family stuff despite their adult centric stand up routines.