Post by salTy on Sept 15, 2011 15:05:17 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! No surprise from the last match-up. The TMNT are just too iconic, and I foresee them going far in this tournament. The Critic'll just have to take his loss like a man or just bitch about it in a video. Either way, it's time to move on with more journeys into the bizarre. Today might even be our first CONTROVERSIAL match-up. We shall see.
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
Today could get interesting. We have legendary stock car racer and icon, Richard Petty, taking on world famous pornograhy star and probably the luckiest man to ever walk the face of the Earth, Ron Jeremy. Now, Petty is a no-brainer for this tournament, the man is just a badass. He set the stage for stock car racing, and did it back when they were racing real cars with the only safety equipment being a helmet and a seat belt. The inclusion of Ron Jeremy here might raise some controversy considering where he comes from. However, denying his legendary status would be straight up denial. Deep down, every man envies him, yet you can't help but respect and admire the guy too. Even if he wasn't in the pornography industry, the fact that he's slept with the volume of beautiful women that he has while still being a fat, hairy, slob makes him a legend. No man has lived the dream more than him. But enough about my opinions, vote!
Richard Petty
.VS.
Ron Jeremy
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Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1)
Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1)
Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1)
Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1)
Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2)
Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0)
The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4)
Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3)
Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2)
Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1)
Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is!
How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide.
There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face.
Today could get interesting. We have legendary stock car racer and icon, Richard Petty, taking on world famous pornograhy star and probably the luckiest man to ever walk the face of the Earth, Ron Jeremy. Now, Petty is a no-brainer for this tournament, the man is just a badass. He set the stage for stock car racing, and did it back when they were racing real cars with the only safety equipment being a helmet and a seat belt. The inclusion of Ron Jeremy here might raise some controversy considering where he comes from. However, denying his legendary status would be straight up denial. Deep down, every man envies him, yet you can't help but respect and admire the guy too. Even if he wasn't in the pornography industry, the fact that he's slept with the volume of beautiful women that he has while still being a fat, hairy, slob makes him a legend. No man has lived the dream more than him. But enough about my opinions, vote!
Richard Petty
.VS.
Ron Jeremy
---
Results:
Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1)
Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1)
Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1)
Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1)
Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2)
Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0)
The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4)
Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3)
Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2)
Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1)