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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 21, 2011 12:51:13 GMT -5
"You know, a part of me is really wondering when Ryan and Seth are just going to kiss. I mean seriously, first the distraction with lil' Dragon. Now this. I get it Ryan. It's cool. Just try not to let your sausage hunt distract you next week." Hey, you were the one who decided to mention your junk and let everybody know its nickname in a promo! But if you have any fears about me going all Orlando Jordan on you in the middle of our match (and if that reference goes over your head because you haven't seen his matches in TNA, consider yourself lucky), don't worry. Even if I was remotely tempted, it's now against the Rules Of Honor. I'll just add it to the list right now.*Blood pulls out a piece of paper and pen. He begins writing on it and reading each word out loud* "Molesting...opponent...automatic...DQ."
There.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 13:21:09 GMT -5
"You know, a part of me is really wondering when Ryan and Seth are just going to kiss. I mean seriously, first the distraction with lil' Dragon. Now this. I get it Ryan. It's cool. Just try not to let your sausage hunt distract you next week." Nah.............I dont swing that way. Ryan on the other hand, has had some interesting relationships with other men. Not saying they were sexual..........just strange.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 21, 2011 13:22:05 GMT -5
After rigerous running through the roster mulibul time I have chosen my tag partner, a man who I've had my problems with however I belive that he showed me more than his share of power. A wise man once said KEEP YOU FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMY CLOSER my choice is Lionel Murray.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 21, 2011 13:27:58 GMT -5
MURRAY? That.......Hooligan? Can't say i blame ye....A hooligan's nuthin but a gussied up pirate really. We enjoy many of the same activities, looting, pillaging, and macrame.
Wait......that last one don't sound right.....
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 21, 2011 13:33:27 GMT -5
"You know, a part of me is really wondering when Ryan and Seth are just going to kiss. I mean seriously, first the distraction with lil' Dragon. Now this. I get it Ryan. It's cool. Just try not to let your sausage hunt distract you next week." Nah.............I dont swing that way. Ryan on the other hand, has had some interesting relationships with other men. Not saying they were sexual..........just strange. If you must know, I actually did do a bit of experimenting in college, thank you for asking.
Which is totally irrelevant as far as the match for the Championship Of Honor is concerned. If you want to have any hope of winning it, Connor, you should keep your mind on honing your wrestling skills instead of you getting distracted thinking about my sex life.
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Post by theblackrose on Sept 21, 2011 13:36:35 GMT -5
The Black Rose Is seen Hovering over a roof top while a narrator speaks
*Kill the Brain And you Kill the Ghoul. Outside of his own World there is evil that walks astray in the darkness they call themselves the Evil of the night. They walk the earth, they follow the footsteps of there leader. You see The rose sheds Light and Hope, the black evil cloud that sets over the wcwf will soon be set to the heavens never to be heard from again Courtesy Of Black Rose.* *camera fades as a rose hits the ground.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 21, 2011 13:52:41 GMT -5
Nah.............I dont swing that way. Ryan on the other hand, has had some interesting relationships with other men. Not saying they were sexual..........just strange. If you must know, I actually did do a bit of experimenting in college, thank you for asking.
Which is totally irrelevant as far as the match for the Championship Of Honor is concerned. If you want to have any hope of winning it, Connor, you should keep your mind on honing your wrestling skills instead of you getting distracted thinking about my sex life. "In all seriousness you mentioned Orlando Jordan and TNA in one promo. Any sex drive I had just deflated like Cynnamon's mammaries any time Whitey lays on her."
Connor grins for a moment before clearing his throat.
"Ryan, believe me when I say, I'm going to be ready come Gookermania. Come Gookermania, I will be eating, sleeping and breathing ready. Just remember to keep yourself focused Ryan. I know you and Seth have history but don't think for a second that you can discount me and go off on your little tangents. All of my focus is on this match. All my energy is on this match so when you step into the ring with me don't question whether I'll be ready Ryan Blood. I beat 6 other men, three times the amount I had to go through the last time to challenge you again. I'm not letting the tale end. At Gookermania I will become the WWCF Champion of Honor."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 14:09:28 GMT -5
Nah.............I dont swing that way. Ryan on the other hand, has had some interesting relationships with other men. Not saying they were sexual..........just strange. If you must know, I actually did do a bit of experimenting in college, thank you for asking.
Which is totally irrelevant as far as the match for the Championship Of Honor is concerned. If you want to have any hope of winning it, Connor, you should keep your mind on honing your wrestling skills instead of you getting distracted thinking about my sex life. True, it is very irrelevant because as you know, I was in a gay porno back when I was in college. It had a decent pay and I really needed the money to eat. Although if I had known it would come back to bite me in the ass with Whitey exploiting that fact, I would never have done it.
But then again, I'm dealing with a world champion who's role model is Malcolm MacDowell from Caligula and another guy who is he and his now wife get horny from watching the Urotsukidôji series
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 14:19:43 GMT -5
Jesus Henderson Cristo what the hell is going on in here. Keep your skeletons, and sexuality, in the f***ing closet, you guys. Nobody needs to know you're fruity booties. It's not going to stop me from ripping your limbs from their sockets, it's not going to change the conspiracy to hold me down, and its not, last but not least, going to keep me rebelling against EVERYONE in this federation. When I leave Gookermania with a briefcase for the WWCF World Title, you're all going to recognize that you shouldn't be worried about your prior demons, and you shouldn't be worrying about whether or not you can beat Whitey. You should be worrying that when someone does beat Whitey, and I cash my briefcase in when they least expect it, then starts the Age of Agony. Because let me tell you something. I'm not going to relinquish my crown, and I sure as hell am not going to get booked like a pushover anymore.
And Sara Nakatomi, you can take that to the f***ing suits you covet. You can take that to the shareholders you blow for power, and you can jam it in Jonathan Michaels ass with the buttplug you use on him every night.
Oh and before I go, Seth, starring in Gay Pornos and beating women? Just come out, man. I'd beat up my wife too if I liked dudes.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2011 14:20:12 GMT -5
So, let me get this straight, Dupoe picks the guy who he constantly bickered with and tried to maim last Raw.
You know, if you just want to lose on purpose, all you have to do is lay down on the mat, and don't move, Dupoe.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 21, 2011 14:29:16 GMT -5
Oi! I guess I should thank Jeremy for putting me in my first ever title match. Thanks , Jeremy. Now on to our opponents for this match. First we have Bergman. What can I say about Bergman? He's old. way way way to old to be a champion in WWCF His best days are far behind him. I respect him for holding every single WWCF singles title but that was back when this company was broadcasting on cable access and being held in bloody bingo hall . alright? During the dark days of WWCF , you know? Before Me and Jeremy go here.It's not two-thousand nine anymore and come gookermania , you're going to learn that the hardway when I driver your neck straight into the matt. As for Bergman's jannetty , Amigo. Do you know that's what you are to Bergman , Amigo? His jannetty? Wait! No! You aren't his Jannetty. Jannetty actually had talent and only got outshined because of his personal demons. You're more like his Stevie Ray. A talentess hack riding the coat tails of a future of Hof'er , only to vanish into thin air once he drops your worthless behind. That's pretty much all I have to say about you other then your theme music is crap. Pure one hundred percent unfiltered crap.. So just to recap , Mates. Come Gookermania , Me and jeremy are going to take the titles. Bergman is going back to the rest home he lives in and get a nice warm bottle of milk from his nurse and Johnny is going to live in a van down by the river.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 14:34:44 GMT -5
So Seth, what you're saying is you can't beat me.
And Whitey believes I'm pinning Seth.
Good to know. No............I think I can beat you and I know I can beat Whitey. And yet you never have beat me. 'Cause you suck, and take your eyes off the ball.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2011 14:42:43 GMT -5
Oi! I guess I should thank Jeremy for putting me in my first ever title match. Thanks , Jeremy. Now on to our opponents for this match. First we have Bergman. What can I say about Bergman? He's old. way way way to old to be a champion in WWCF His best days are far behind him. I respect him for holding every single WWCF singles title but that was back when this company was broadcasting on cable access and being held in bloody bingo hall . alright? During the dark days of WWCF , you know? Before Me and Jeremy go here.It's not two-thousand nine anymore and come gookermania , you're going to learn that the hardway when I driver your neck straight into the matt. As for Bergman's jannetty , Amigo. Do you know that's what you are to Bergman , Amigo? His jannetty? Wait! No! You aren't his Jannetty. Jannetty actually had talent and only got outshined because of his personal demons. You're more like his Stevie Ray. A talentess hack riding the coat tails of a future of Hof'er , only to vanish into thin air once he drops your worthless behind. That's pretty much all I have to say about you other then your theme music is crap. Pure one hundred percent unfiltered crap.. So just to recap , Mates. Come Gookermania , Me and jeremy are going to take the titles. Bergman is going back to the rest home he lives in and get a nice warm bottle of milk from his nurse and Johnny is going to live in a van down by the river. I like how a little mouse who has had only one match here so far and didn't even win anything from it thinks he can roar against two lions. It's almost cute if he wasn't so insignificant.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 14:45:20 GMT -5
No............I think I can beat you and I know I can beat Whitey. And yet you never have beat me. 'Cause you suck, and take your eyes off the ball. With the way you got yourself DQed, that counts as a win for me so yes, I have beaten you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 14:51:04 GMT -5
Jesus Henderson Cristo what the hell is going on in here. Keep your skeletons, and sexuality, in the f***ing closet, you guys. Nobody needs to know you're fruity booties. It's not going to stop me from ripping your limbs from their sockets, it's not going to change the conspiracy to hold me down, and its not, last but not least, going to keep me rebelling against EVERYONE in this federation. When I leave Gookermania with a briefcase for the WWCF World Title, you're all going to recognize that you shouldn't be worried about your prior demons, and you shouldn't be worrying about whether or not you can beat Whitey. You should be worrying that when someone does beat Whitey, and I cash my briefcase in when they least expect it, then starts the Age of Agony. Because let me tell you something. I'm not going to relinquish my crown, and I sure as hell am not going to get booked like a pushover anymore.
And Sara Nakatomi, you can take that to the f***ing suits you covet. You can take that to the shareholders you blow for power, and you can jam it in Jonathan Michaels ass with the buttplug you use on him every night.
Oh and before I go, Seth, starring in Gay Pornos and beating women? Just come out, man. I'd beat up my wife too if I liked dudes. I didnt star in the damn thing, I was in it.
Keep accusing me of beating their wife with no damn proof, because knowing your hypocritical nature................I wouldn't be suprised if you beat your wife. My wife has shown up with no scars..............we haven't seen your wife so I'm guessing you have beaten your wife up to the point where if she ever shows up, you would be arrested for abuse.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 14:55:52 GMT -5
Jesus Henderson Cristo what the hell is going on in here. Keep your skeletons, and sexuality, in the f***ing closet, you guys. Nobody needs to know you're fruity booties. It's not going to stop me from ripping your limbs from their sockets, it's not going to change the conspiracy to hold me down, and its not, last but not least, going to keep me rebelling against EVERYONE in this federation. When I leave Gookermania with a briefcase for the WWCF World Title, you're all going to recognize that you shouldn't be worried about your prior demons, and you shouldn't be worrying about whether or not you can beat Whitey. You should be worrying that when someone does beat Whitey, and I cash my briefcase in when they least expect it, then starts the Age of Agony. Because let me tell you something. I'm not going to relinquish my crown, and I sure as hell am not going to get booked like a pushover anymore.
And Sara Nakatomi, you can take that to the f***ing suits you covet. You can take that to the shareholders you blow for power, and you can jam it in Jonathan Michaels ass with the buttplug you use on him every night.
Oh and before I go, Seth, starring in Gay Pornos and beating women? Just come out, man. I'd beat up my wife too if I liked dudes. I didnt star in the damn thing, I was in it.
Keep accusing me of beating their wife with no damn proof, because knowing your hypocritical nature................I wouldn't be suprised if you beat your wife. My wife has shown up with no scars..............we haven't seen your wife so I'm guessing you have beaten your wife up to the point where if she ever shows up, you would be arrested for abuse. "You keep accusing me of beating my wife with no damn proof! No fair! Wahhh wahhh! You're a hypocrite!"
*Accuses ViVA of beating his wife with no proof.*
"I'm not a hypocrite though! I'm clean as a whistle!"
Hey, Seth. How about you do the world a favor and stop contradicting yourself in the span of about 15 seconds. We'd all respect you a little bit more.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 21, 2011 15:07:21 GMT -5
Oi! I guess I should thank Jeremy for putting me in my first ever title match. Thanks , Jeremy. Now on to our opponents for this match. First we have Bergman. What can I say about Bergman? He's old. way way way to old to be a champion in WWCF His best days are far behind him. I respect him for holding every single WWCF singles title but that was back when this company was broadcasting on cable access and being held in bloody bingo hall . alright? During the dark days of WWCF , you know? Before Me and Jeremy go here.It's not two-thousand nine anymore and come gookermania , you're going to learn that the hardway when I driver your neck straight into the matt. As for Bergman's jannetty , Amigo. Do you know that's what you are to Bergman , Amigo? His jannetty? Wait! No! You aren't his Jannetty. Jannetty actually had talent and only got outshined because of his personal demons. You're more like his Stevie Ray. A talentess hack riding the coat tails of a future of Hof'er , only to vanish into thin air once he drops your worthless behind. That's pretty much all I have to say about you other then your theme music is crap. Pure one hundred percent unfiltered crap.. So just to recap , Mates. Come Gookermania , Me and jeremy are going to take the titles. Bergman is going back to the rest home he lives in and get a nice warm bottle of milk from his nurse and Johnny is going to live in a van down by the river. I like how a little mouse who has had only one match here so far and didn't even win anything from it thinks he can roar against two lions. It's almost cute if he wasn't so insignificant.] Wow. That's the best you can do? I go on a six minute rant and you respond with "Lol I'm a lion and you're a mouse." You really are bergman's stevie ray and you suck at public speaking. Why don't you go back to third gradeand learn a few more words and try to form a compelte insult. Instead of three little sentences like an eight year old writing an angry letter to his favorite wrestler's rival. What's next? Are you going to call me poopy or a popcarn fart? By the way , Not just are you Begman's Stevie Ray but you also appear to be the Anne Rice to my George Orwell.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 15:12:58 GMT -5
I didnt star in the damn thing, I was in it.
Keep accusing me of beating their wife with no damn proof, because knowing your hypocritical nature................I wouldn't be suprised if you beat your wife. My wife has shown up with no scars..............we haven't seen your wife so I'm guessing you have beaten your wife up to the point where if she ever shows up, you would be arrested for abuse. "You keep accusing me of beating my wife with no damn proof! No fair! Wahhh wahhh! You're a hypocrite!"
*Accuses ViVA of beating his wife with no proof.*
"I'm not a hypocrite though! I'm clean as a whistle!"
Hey, Seth. How about you do the world a favor and stop contradicting yourself in the span of about 15 seconds. We'd all respect you a little bit more. I have more proof of you doing it than you have of me because there isnt any proof out there on my end besides an incident with a different woman. I have the fact that no one has seen your wife and you attacked my wife, which resulted in you getting your ass kicked at Gookermania 3. Oh and one more thing, I remember your Hollywood past and since you are now worse now as you were then, I could see you treating your wife like a punching bag.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 15:16:52 GMT -5
"You keep accusing me of beating my wife with no damn proof! No fair! Wahhh wahhh! You're a hypocrite!"
*Accuses ViVA of beating his wife with no proof.*
"I'm not a hypocrite though! I'm clean as a whistle!"
Hey, Seth. How about you do the world a favor and stop contradicting yourself in the span of about 15 seconds. We'd all respect you a little bit more. I have more proof of you doing it than you have of me because there isnt any proof out there on my end besides an incident with a different woman. I have the fact that no one has seen your wife and you attacked my wife, which resulted in you getting your ass kicked at Gookermania 3. Oh and one more thing, I remember your Hollywood past and since you are now worse now as you were then, I could see you treating your wife like a punching bag. "I have more proof of you doing it that you have of me doing it!"
*Rewatches video of you kicking innocent girl in head*
*Looks around for video of me kicking girls in head.*
*Fails to find video.*
*Watches the video of me pushing you into your wife.*
*Quickly decides that you're, again, delusional.*
Yeah. We can really do this all day, can't we? You're so full of s*** that you're burping diarrhea right now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 15:39:11 GMT -5
I have more proof of you doing it than you have of me because there isnt any proof out there on my end besides an incident with a different woman. I have the fact that no one has seen your wife and you attacked my wife, which resulted in you getting your ass kicked at Gookermania 3. Oh and one more thing, I remember your Hollywood past and since you are now worse now as you were then, I could see you treating your wife like a punching bag. "I have more proof of you doing it that you have of me doing it!"
*Rewatches video of you kicking innocent girl in head*
*Looks around for video of me kicking girls in head.*
*Fails to find video.*
*Watches the video of me pushing you into your wife.*
*Quickly decides that you're, again, delusional.*
Yeah. We can really do this all day, can't we? You're so full of s*** that you're burping diarrhea right now. I kicked only one girl in the head and that was because it was the only way Lodi would face me. Personally, I find the act disgusting and I regret that every day. You have shown that you regret nothing so someone like you would have no problem beating up his wife.
And even if someone was able to give proof to you beating up a woman, you would say you were booked to do it.
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