Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2011 15:40:18 GMT -5
I like how a little mouse who has had only one match here so far and didn't even win anything from it thinks he can roar against two lions. It's almost cute if he wasn't so insignificant. ] Wow. That's the best you can do? I go on a six minute rant and you respond with "Lol I'm a lion and you're a mouse." You really are bergman's stevie ray and you suck at public speaking. Why don't you go back to third gradeand learn a few more words and try to form a compelte insult. Instead of three little sentences like an eight year old writing an angry letter to his favorite wrestler's rival. What's next? Are you going to call me poopy or a popcarn fart? By the way , Not just are you Begman's Stevie Ray but you also appear to be the Anne Rice to my George Orwell. Why should I exert any effort to bitch slap a little ant? I know I'm going to defeat you and Dupoe at Gookermania, and I'll be honest, it's a bit of fun to see you rant on for hours and hours and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Now, go on scamp, go break a window and declare anarchy or whatever it is you do.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 21, 2011 15:42:33 GMT -5
Sorry to break it to you, but your little hareem is going to get broken up on Monday. "Evil" M? Evil is something you have no consept of, you mouth off and punch a few people. I've seen real evil, and I gave it what it deserved. Maybe you and the Banana in Pyjamas want to have some nice little shindig in there on Monday? Fine by me, but I'll make sure all of you are hurt at the end of it. I think it's been pretty well covered that you're pretty much entirely full of s***. It's kind of a shame, because your weird little Punisher ripoff gimmick had a lot of promise, but you can't back it up in the ring without some weapon. You should have forfeited your chance at a briefcase and just threw your hat in the Hardcore Championship race. Because, really, dude, that's all you're good for. Some lame ass, can't hack it blood and guts spotfests.
But yeah, keep your nose out of my business. Really. You don't want three people stomping you to death before the match even starts, do you? And you can go ahead and say whatever lame ass catchphrase you've stolen from the pages of your favorite comic. You can tell me there's no escape for the guilty, or that vengeance is yours. But let's face it. You can't beat me, let alone me with two of my associates. So shut the hell up, put that tail between those legs, and get lost. "Listen son, I've been imprisoned in crapholes all around the world and been tortured far worse than you and Jack Sparrow could ever do.
"Yeah I got the same name as a guy from a comic book, and I do the same thing, but quite frankly, I couldn't think of a better persona to deal with scum like you. It suits me, I like hurting people, I like seeing those who have inflicted fear and suffering on others turned round on them. Most of all, I am very, very good at it.
"This isn't about Championships, gold, prestige. It's not even about revenge. It's about punishment, and the person who deserves it the most is going to get it in a big way at Gookermania. It'll be a big surprise - do you like surprises Viva, because I think you're going to get one on Monday.
"Oh, and the weapons thing? Never bring a knife to a gunfight kid, you always need to come prepared..."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 21, 2011 15:49:03 GMT -5
Wow. That's the best you can do? I go on a six minute rant and you respond with "Lol I'm a lion and you're a mouse." You really are bergman's stevie ray and you suck at public speaking. Why don't you go back to third gradeand learn a few more words and try to form a compelte insult. Instead of three little sentences like an eight year old writing an angry letter to his favorite wrestler's rival. What's next? Are you going to call me poopy or a popcarn fart? By the way , Not just are you Begman's Stevie Ray but you also appear to be the Anne Rice to my George Orwell. Why should I exert any effort to bitch slap a little ant? I know I'm going to defeat you and Dupoe at Gookermania, and I'll be honest, it's a bit of fun to see you rant on for hours and hours and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Now, go on scamp, go break a window and declare anarchy or whatever it is you do. SEE THIS IS THE CRAP , VIVA IS RANTING ABOUT! WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANYONE BUYING THE PPV IF YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE GOING TO BURY ME AND JEREMY AT THE PPV?! You really are a complete and utter moron , do you know that? Seriously , you are worse then hulk hogan in late nineteen ninety nine. Just like bergman. You two are nothing but a bunch of old hacks holding on to former glory and it doesn't even matter if you win at gookermania because guess what?Much like when Chris Benoit , Chris Jericho and EG were held down in WCW , everyone knows we're the better wrestlers and that you're a pathetic hack politicking his way to the top in the backroom. But also much like Hulk Hogan in WCW within the next few years you're going to be a broken down former shell of yourself while I am in the World Championship picture.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 21, 2011 15:49:11 GMT -5
Frank........What is WRONG with you? You cut out a Man's tongue? Why.....Why? To prove a point?
I mean that's not something you just do There's planning, forethought, et cetera. I mean RATIONAL people don' t go lopping each other's tongues out.
And a machete? Really? 's a bit overdramatic ain't it? I mean that's pretty hollow coming from a wrestling Pirate, but lord man.....
Really?
.......The Whole tongue?
*Shakes head in disgust* "There's a lot wrong with me Mulligan - I know that. People tell em I can't go around doing what I''m doing, but if I don't do it, do these people learn from their crimes? Do they stop doing what they're doing?
"No, they don't. They carry on hurting people.
"It's my job to hurt them - to make them pay for what they have done. Yes I'll injure people, yes I'll take people apart, but only if they deserve it. Your boss deserves it. My wife deserves it, so I'm making it my business to cut his lying tongue out of his mouth and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. My wife has seen plenty of that tongue, so I'll make sure she gets something far, far worse.
"You and Viva are just foot soldiers, I've dealt with plenty of them in my time, and I'll deal with plenty more. Your job is to try and protect your boss? Well just you try and stop me..."
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 21, 2011 15:50:31 GMT -5
"Now, onto everyone's favourite snot nosed bedwetter, Lionel Murray. Pikey? I assume this is some derogatory remark about my heritage. Ever think I went easy on you kid? Battle plans are long term. You lay out your assets for a sustained assault. Whitey Fats and that World Title are my long term goals, not some velcro shoed kid who isn't old enough to shave. I might find the time to come and split your head open if I'm so inclined, but right now, I think you should call home and talk to your mates, and see how much trade you'll get in stolen goods when you get home. I think your talent pool has just dried up. Your time will come kid, and when it does, you'd better be wearing your rubber underwear, because it's just sad for someone your age to be pissing themselves with I call you a bloody pikey and you respond with Velcro Shoed Kid and rubber underwear? Wow I guess you have taken alot of shots to your head while you were out fighting crime. Do something to prove me wrong kid.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 21, 2011 15:52:58 GMT -5
Gookermania is next week. I've been spending my time selling products and promiting the WWCF movie, that I seem to forgot about Smokin.
So you pick the Punisher huh? Well I hope he has a good throwing arm because he's going to need it. Oh it's very good general. Very good indeed. I can throw a grenade 200 yards - or a wind up monkey 300 yards if not attached to some kind of explosive.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 15:53:04 GMT -5
Frank........What is WRONG with you? You cut out a Man's tongue? Why.....Why? To prove a point?
I mean that's not something you just do There's planning, forethought, et cetera. I mean RATIONAL people don' t go lopping each other's tongues out.
And a machete? Really? 's a bit overdramatic ain't it? I mean that's pretty hollow coming from a wrestling Pirate, but lord man.....
Really?
.......The Whole tongue?
*Shakes head in disgust* "There's a lot wrong with me Mulligan - I know that. People tell em I can't go around doing what I''m doing, but if I don't do it, do these people learn from their crimes? Do they stop doing what they're doing?
"No, they don't. They carry on hurting people.
"It's my job to hurt them - to make them pay for what they have done. Yes I'll injure people, yes I'll take people apart, but only if they deserve it. Your boss deserves it. My wife deserves it, so I'm making it my business to cut his lying tongue out of his mouth and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. My wife has seen plenty of that tongue, so I'll make sure she gets something far, far worse.
"You and Viva are just foot soldiers, I've dealt with plenty of them in my time, and I'll deal with plenty more. Your job is to try and protect your boss? Well just you try and stop me..." I have never done anything morally wrong.. that was proven.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 21, 2011 15:54:48 GMT -5
Gookermania is next week. I've been spending my time selling products and promiting the WWCF movie, that I seem to forgot about Smokin.
So you pick the Punisher huh? Well I hope he has a good throwing arm because he's going to need it. Why have you been promoting a movie you're totally not going to be in? Seriously who wants to see a movie with a dirty , fat , monkey lover in the title role? The only way I'd pay to see you in a movie is if it was a movie about you going on a diet for once you fat sack of rubbish. I've seen garbage disposals with better eatting habbits then you.[
Whitey fats Spice jar is having a deal by the way , by one stripper and get a case of crabs for free. It's a great deal for someone like punisher who couldn't get a woman otherwise./color]
Well your girlfriend has them now doesn't she?
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 21, 2011 15:56:32 GMT -5
"There's a lot wrong with me Mulligan - I know that. People tell em I can't go around doing what I''m doing, but if I don't do it, do these people learn from their crimes? Do they stop doing what they're doing?
"No, they don't. They carry on hurting people.
"It's my job to hurt them - to make them pay for what they have done. Yes I'll injure people, yes I'll take people apart, but only if they deserve it. Your boss deserves it. My wife deserves it, so I'm making it my business to cut his lying tongue out of his mouth and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. My wife has seen plenty of that tongue, so I'll make sure she gets something far, far worse.
"You and Viva are just foot soldiers, I've dealt with plenty of them in my time, and I'll deal with plenty more. Your job is to try and protect your boss? Well just you try and stop me..." I have never done anything morally wrong.. that was proven. In the law's eyes Fats - not in mine. I still hold you responsible for my wife. You might want to keep looking over your shoulder next Monday, you never know who might turn up and produce a little surprise.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2011 15:58:26 GMT -5
Why should I exert any effort to bitch slap a little ant? I know I'm going to defeat you and Dupoe at Gookermania, and I'll be honest, it's a bit of fun to see you rant on for hours and hours and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Now, go on scamp, go break a window and declare anarchy or whatever it is you do. SEE THIS IS THE CRAP , VIVA IS RANTING ABOUT! WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANYONE BUYING THE PPV IF YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE GOING TO BURY ME AND JEREMY AT THE PPV?! You really are a complete and utter moron , do you know that? Seriously , you are worse then hulk hogan in late nineteen ninety nine. Just like bergman. You two are nothing but a bunch of old hacks holding on to former glory and it doesn't even matter if you win at gookermania because guess what?Much like when Chris Benoit , Chris Jericho and EG were held down in WCW , everyone knows we're the better wrestlers and that you're a pathetic hack politicking his way to the top in the backroom. But also much like Hulk Hogan in WCW within the next few years you're going to be a broken down former shell of yourself while I am in the World Championship picture. Excuse me just one moment.
*Not to far away, raucious laughter is heard*
Oh man, that was a good laugh. A nobody like you ever thinking of even challenging for the World Heavyweight Title, man your second job should be a comedian.
Anyways, to your point, do I hold back talent? Of course, because I'm better then most of you pre-teen losers who come in droves thinking just because you actually were at a show that once had 175 fans of the usual 25, you are some big shot.
And you sure as shit aren't the one to break the mold, kiddo.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 21, 2011 16:22:06 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun sitting indian style on the ground in a dark ally. Right now, I want all you to get some popcorn, sit down...AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH'S!!!!! Because I have a lot to say.
As you all know, the biggest wrestling event of all time is this Monday night, Gookermania IV. The Big one...THE GRAAANDADDY!!!! There's nothing on this earth that can top it....of course, we say that every year. Don't you all remember what happened last year...thats right...I STOLE THE F***ING SHOW!!!! NO ONE WILL ADMITT IT BUT I STOLE THE SHOW GOOKERMANIA III. Not Damn Right Jackson, not Seth Drakin, not Viva, not even you Whitey Fats, our "beloved" World Champion....none of you. I had one of the greatest matches to have ever graced a WWCF ring. I SMOKE BOMBED A WWCF LEGEND THROUGH TWO FLAMING TABLES...NOT ONE....TWO!!!!! Nobody could touch me that night. I'm sure Amigo would tell you all the same thing. And if he doesn't, then he' a liar. That match and that night should have been the springboard to WWCF greatness....but it wasn't.
But this year....this year is just a little different. What makes, this show more important than last years. IT'S BECAUSE SMOKIN VOKOUN....IS DOING DOUBLE DUTY!!!! I'm the only one doing it and nobody else. Not only WILL I win the Hardcore Championship...I'M GONNA WIN A BRIEFCASE IN MONEY IN THE BOTCH!!!! And...I've heard all of my "challengers" and what they had to say.
First I'm gonna talk about you Boiler Room Brawler. You know I think it should get into your thick skull THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU!!! I've beaten your ass twice now. And while you are one of the toughest s.o.b's in this rotten place...I'M STILL TOUGHER!!!! After this is all over...after I humiliate you at Gookermania IV..your gonna have to accept the fact that you ARE A HAS BEEN!!!!
Vincent Van Agony....or Vincent Van Angry...or ViVA or King ViVA, Queen ViVA whatever you call yourself now a days I CAN GIVE TWO S***S ABOUT YOU!!! You and I never were in the ring together as far I know. I overheared what you said that...being in the Hardcore divison is nothing more than "bloody spot fests". You know, I kinda find that funny. Because, lets be honest...the only reason you say that bulls*** IS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LAST 5 MINUTES WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME!!!! And before you say that you can....let me just say that...I'm not the one who lets this company ass rape me.
Now on to you Evil M. Ah yes, we did actually face before. If I remember correctly...I kicked you ass too. Now, we don't talk much, so I don't have alot to say to you. But you are one of that "old guard" THAT HAS BEEN CLOGGING UP THIS COMPANY FOR TOO LONG!!!! Guys like you are the ones who see this up comer and think to themselves.."Oh I have to avoid this guy...THIS GUY WILL F**K ME UP!!!" I'm sure, Big Evil...that I'm not to far off. That's why you want me to pull out...BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CAN KICK YOUR GOD DAMN ASS!!!!
Mad Pirate Mulligan...you know.. I don't hate you. THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA KILL YOU LAST!!!!! Ok....awful joke.BUT I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
And last but certainly not least....it's you Punisher. You say you want to knock my head off...THAT' EXACTLY WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO!!!! GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT BECAUSE I'M SURELY GONNA KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF FIRST!!!!! Yes I know your gonna be in my corner later in the evening. But I'm gonna use this match...to test you. I'm gonna see...how tough you really are. Because I know I'm bringing a tough guy to war with me....BUT THIS ALLY MATCH IS GONNA BE WORLD WAR III!!!!
And finally, speaking about this Ally Fight. I'm a little peeved with you General. I asked you time and time again, let me see the fire in you. Let me see the passion in your eyes. LET ME SEE WHY YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE CHAMPION!!!! But instead....all you've done is promote more stupid products....and promoting a movie...THAT NOBODY IS EVER GONNA SEE!!! And for what...SO YOU CAN IGNORE ME SOMEMORE!!!!? Well General...this could be the most fatal mistake you've ever made in your life. The second worst was becoming a wrestler in the first place...and the second...IGNORING SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!! General...I hope you believe me when i say that I'm hungry for that belt. I'M STARVING FOR SOME CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD...and all you can do is promote dumb products...before the biggest match of your career. You're a sad man General. You don't have any heart and I guess....that this match is gonna be a foregone conclusion....but unless you still do have any fire left...BRING IT YOU SON OF A BITCH BECAUSE I'M SURE AS HELL WILL!!!!!![/color]
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 21, 2011 16:31:42 GMT -5
Since Vokun's in both a hardcore match and MITB at gookermania. Can I eat his corpse after the PPV is over?
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 21, 2011 16:33:21 GMT -5
Since Vokun's in both a hardcore match and MITB at gookermania. Can I eat his corpse after the PPV is over? Wow....I knew Zombies had no brains. BUT YOU MY FRIEND...MAKE BRAINLESS ZOMBIES SEEM SMART!!!!!
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 21, 2011 16:48:52 GMT -5
Oh please, Vokoun. I was getting held down here in the WWCF long before you were around here. And yes, we have been in the ring together. You weren't successful, much like no one who challenges me is successful. I'm a f***ing champion, and now that I don't have a script to follow, I'm pissed off and dangerous. You think you're dangerous, and you're trying to strike fear into my heart. Well let me tell you something, Puffy. I don't like you, I don't like anybody. If being Vincent Van Angry is what it takes to push forword into the Age of Agony, then that is what will be done. And when I make you tap on Monday with no briefcase in sight, remember that it was you who brought it on to yourself.
Oh, and Punisher, watch your back as well. You're relatively unproven, and you want to be a loose cannon like I am, but I'm not taking you lightly. First chance I get, I'm going to debilitate you. The only way I know how. With pain.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 21, 2011 17:03:02 GMT -5
Since Vokun's in both a hardcore match and MITB at gookermania. Can I eat his corpse after the PPV is over? Wow....I knew Zombies had no brains. BUT YOU MY FRIEND...MAKE BRAINLESS ZOMBIES SEEM SMART!!!!! You're insulting me? Look at you. Where'd you get your clothes? Was larry the cable guy having a yard sale?Here I am , A fine young zombie in a thousand dollar suit and you're dressed like an extra from the jeff foxworthy show. They'd never let you into my country club dressed like that. Why don't you go back to the trailer park where you belong?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 17:53:04 GMT -5
Wow....I knew Zombies had no brains. BUT YOU MY FRIEND...MAKE BRAINLESS ZOMBIES SEEM SMART!!!!! You're insulting me? Look at you. Where'd you get your clothes? Was larry the cable guy having a yard sale?Here I am , A fine young zombie in a thousand dollar suit and you're dressed like an extra from the jeff foxworthy show. They'd never let you into my country club dressed like that. Why don't you go back to the trailer park where you belong?*Whitey walks by, sees the zombie, goes to say something, thinks better of it, and walks off shaking his head*
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Post by hossfan on Sept 21, 2011 17:58:33 GMT -5
Because Ah win at Pay Per View matches and you don't. For true, Ah won at Gookermania last year. And Ah repeat, de only reason you in dis match is four udder wrasslers smart enough not to want it. You backed into yer title shot, podnah. Dat alone should make you humble, but still you callin folks naysayers 'cuz dey doubt you and guahranteein yer gonna put me away at Gookermania. You all hat and no cattle, Gus. Dat why next week, the smart money is on me to remain Inter Forum Champion. Complacent much, are we, Fourchon? Well, so were Blood and Stone before I took the WWCF World Tag Team Championships from them. And so was Brian Alexander before made him quit and took the Championship of Honor. Bottom line is, you see my track record at PPVs and it makes you complacent. That, Fourchon, is what will be the difference.
Enjoy your title while you still can, Fourchon, because you won't have it after next week. You half right, Gus. Ah was complacent. Ah didn't take you serious. Still don't. Why should Ah? You last man out of dat cage. Yer Inter Forum title shot group gift from Evil M, uh, de comic book guy, de peeshwank who wear eye make-up, and dat wrassler who act like he Scooby Doo villain. Dey knew whut you still don't: facin Caleb Fourchon at Gookermania stoopid idea. Dat lucky fer you, but it bad fer me.*holds up Inter Forum Title* Since Survivor Team Challenge Series Ah have one goal: make de Inter Forum Championship most important title in de WWCF. Ah beat a wrasslin legend to earn it. Ah beat mah nemesisis to keep it. Now, at Gookermania, de biggest night in our sport, Ah have to defend it against you. De blemish. De unhappy accident. Our match ain't gonna help me add to de legacy of dis title, Gus. Unless Ah do sumpthin so brutal to you dat when WWCF make de DVD of mah time as Inter Forum Champion dey gonna have to edit it out. You not just an overmatched challenger anymore, Gus: you a caushunary tale fer anyone else still doubtin who is de best pure wrassler in WWCF. Dat me. Caleb Fourchon.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2011 18:46:04 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun sitting indian style on the ground in a dark ally. First I'm gonna talk about you Boiler Room Brawler. You know I think it should get into your thick skull THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU!!! I've beaten your ass twice now. And while you are one of the toughest s.o.b's in this rotten place...I'M STILL TOUGHER!!!! After this is all over...after I humiliate you at Gookermania IV..your gonna have to accept the fact that you ARE A HAS BEEN!!!!
[/color][/quote] You might be tougher than me but better? Smokin' Vokoun, you must be jokin'.
You've been Hardcore Champion, and you might even be the man who finally dethrones the General of the Monkey Army, but when I held the Hardcore Title I made it equal to the Interforums Title when I went Title for Title against DR Jackson, which made me the second of only two wrestlers to hold two belts at the same time to boot.
What have you done for the title except wear it after TTS and the Hangman helped you win it?
And what did I do when I got electric-chair induced amnesia following my Interforums Championship loss?
I picked myself back up, learned how to wrestle again, and nearly won the World Title until I was electrocuted again.
I have been to the electric chair twice. Understand me?
I'm better than you because I can improve myself no matter how far I fall. You're tougher than me because you have a steel jaw and can take more chair shots, but you never have far to fall, and thus not far to pick yourself back up to.
I can think of only one other man who has been where I have - hell, beyond - and that's Viva. He's a rotten little bastard, but he has my respect there.
It doesn't end there either Smokie. I make every division I leave looking better than when I entered it. Interforums, Hardcore, Tag Team. You just stew where you are, never making things more than they are.
You can't prove that you're better than me at Gookermania Smokie. You can only prove that you are better than me over the long term.
I've been merciful with you, Smokie, but when I decide to finish things, I come out on top.
Just ask our World Champion.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 19:01:26 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun sitting indian style on the ground in a dark ally. First I'm gonna talk about you Boiler Room Brawler. You know I think it should get into your thick skull THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU!!! I've beaten your ass twice now. And while you are one of the toughest s.o.b's in this rotten place...I'M STILL TOUGHER!!!! After this is all over...after I humiliate you at Gookermania IV..your gonna have to accept the fact that you ARE A HAS BEEN!!!!
[/color][/quote] You might be tougher than me but better? Smokin' Vokoun, you must be jokin'.
You've been Hardcore Champion, and you might even be the man who finally dethrones the General of the Monkey Army, but when I held the Hardcore Title I made it equal to the Interforums Title when I went Title for Title against DR Jackson, which made me the second of only two wrestlers to hold two belts at the same time to boot.
What have you done for the title except wear it after TTS and the Hangman helped you win it?
And what did I do when I got electric-chair induced amnesia following my Interforums Championship loss?
I picked myself back up, learned how to wrestle again, and nearly won the World Title until I was electrocuted again.
I have been to the electric chair twice. Understand me?
I'm better than you because I can improve myself no matter how far I fall. You're tougher than me because you have a steel jaw and can take more chair shots, but you never have far to fall, and thus not far to pick yourself back up to.
I can think of only one other man who has been where I have - hell, beyond - and that's Viva. He's a rotten little bastard, but he has my respect there.
It doesn't end there either Smokie. I make every division I leave looking better than when I entered it. Interforums, Hardcore, Tag Team. You just stew where you are, never making things more than they are.
You can't prove that you're better than me at Gookermania Smokie. You can only prove that you are better than me over the long term.
I've been merciful with you, Smokie, but when I decide to finish things, I come out on top.
Just ask our World Champion.
[/quote] I had the flu that night.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 21, 2011 19:07:02 GMT -5
"Okay, so let me get this straight. Me, Evil M, the returning Aaron Enigma, Zombo, Commando and TMK are all wrestling in a battle royal at Gookermania. The winner gets to star in a film...a WWCF film...okay, next you'll tell me that there's a match on the card over who gets to star in a Japanese shampoo commercial. Not that I won't take this match seriously and accord it the respect and preparation a match at the biggest event of the year deserves...but I'm not very photogenic. Just warning you."
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