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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 21, 2011 0:34:10 GMT -5
WWCF.com exclusive: *Jerry Fish is backstage with Jeremy Dupoe* JF: Hello WWCF Galaxy I'm Jerry Fish and I'm back here with Jeremy Dupoe. Mr. Dupoe when you exited the cage you chose to go after the Tag team championships may I ask why? JD: It is quite simple, Fish, to separate Bergman and Amigo. The way I see it the way they clearly don't trust each other and the gold is the only thing keeping them together. You see The man of multiple voices was Amigo but his time with Bergman has been ruined the beautiful chaos he had going in his mind. If I can separate the two I can reawaken that chaos and instead of stopping it help him control it. As for your obvious next question I don't know who I am choosing for a partner at this time.JF:You and Punisher have had quite the war of words as of late do you have any words for him now? JD: Ah yes ,Frank Castle, I have some bad news for you. you will not be receiving 2 of you Gookermania gifts, for some reason Whitey doesn't want me near your wife. Shame I had my best blade prepared for her sacrifice, tsk, a pity. But either way there are still 2 more presents and they are on time.JF: YOU WERE GOING TO KILL PUNISHERS WIFE?!? JD: Were being the optimal word thereJF *clearly shaken*: Well on that note I think we are do- JD *interrupting*: I still have 1 matter I wish to give my 2 cents on.JF: Which is...? JD: The returning Aaron Enigma. I wish extend my welcome...and a word of warning. You claim to be a detective, I will have you know that 6 detectives have attempted to stop me in the past, 2 in Innsmouth, 1 in Dunwitch, and 3 in Arkham, do you want to know the fates of these detectives, 1 is miles below the surface at Devils Reef, another is serving a life sentence at Arkham Asylum, 2 more are rotting beneath the streets of Innsmouth, luckily the last 2 decided to join the E.O.D 1 was even blessed with the Innsmouth look. Bottom line is get in my way and the fates will conspire against you. That being said, I respect you more then anyone on the roster. You see you are smarter than just about everyone on the roster but me. You see the bigger picture, you get what others don't. I will be watching from the catwalks. Now if you will excuse me Jerry, I have preparations to to make*Dupoe walks away pushing Jerry to the floor as he walks past* Woah now Jeremy, you need to calm down. I thank you for the welcome back but know that if you cross me we will have an issue. I don't care how many detectives tried to stop you in the past, none of them have been me. I'm not like other detectives, what other detective is a former Heavyweight champion. However for now we have no problem, so I look forward to seeing you compete for those tag team titles. It'd be nice to see this place shaken up a bit.
Now as for the title match, my goal joining JoMo is his corner isn't to help him cheat to win. That isn't Sara's goal either. My goal is to stop other people from interference. Viva, the rest of Whitey Inc and/or the Pantheon may try something, and my goal is to stop that. This match is going to be decided fair and square. Why is this, you may ask? Simply because I think JoMo can pull off the victory given a level playing field. Seth and Whitey are great competitors but lets be honest here. Seth cannot take a loss without throwing a huge tantrum and Whitey Inc. is notorious for the numbers game if Monday night is any indication. I am going to neutralize this problem with the only way I can. I'm going to beat the holy hell out of anyone that tries. Let's remember I haven't gotten into a ring in over 18 months. I'm itching for a fight and I'm sure I will be able to satisfy my craving, and the crowds', to hit a Brilliant Deduction on somebody.
Good luck Seth and Whitey. Against JoMo, you will need it. It's not rocket science, it's elementary.OOC: Might suck with promos for a bit, gotta get back into this rping still.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2011 0:48:51 GMT -5
Ryan.........if I am a joke, you would be a mockery. And as far as I'm concerned, I don't think I give a crap what the hell you say. As far as I am concerned, you are nothing but the peanut gallery.
Same goes for you Amigo or whatever your name is this week. If I want to listen to someone who can't keep a straight name, I would watch TNA or Impact Wrestling.
Vincent......I guess you don't understand this, but I am honestly done with the I4I. Once Mr. Mix-Up over there got his, I was done with it. If you had some common sense and actually thought out what you were going to say, maybe you wouldnt be a lackey.
Oh and by the way, I didnt think you could stomp the f*** out of yourself, but I guess you found a way. So, in other words, you are putting your fingers into your ears and saying "Na na na na, I can't hear you". How pathetic.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 6:22:52 GMT -5
That's all he does, Amigo.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 21, 2011 6:26:12 GMT -5
With that being pointed out, how do you expect to possibly put me away with a more high-profile title on the line at the biggest show WWCF has with me at my most focused, my most determined, and my most dangerous?! Because Ah win at Pay Per View matches and you don't. For true, Ah won at Gookermania last year. And Ah repeat, de only reason you in dis match is four udder wrasslers smart enough not to want it. You backed into yer title shot, podnah. Dat alone should make you humble, but still you callin folks naysayers 'cuz dey doubt you and guahranteein yer gonna put me away at Gookermania. You all hat and no cattle, Gus. Dat why next week, the smart money is on me to remain Inter Forum Champion.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 7:27:31 GMT -5
That's all he does, Amigo. That's all you do besides saying I'm the best in the world.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 21, 2011 8:01:41 GMT -5
With that being pointed out, how do you expect to possibly put me away with a more high-profile title on the line at the biggest show WWCF has with me at my most focused, my most determined, and my most dangerous?! Because Ah win at Pay Per View matches and you don't. For true, Ah won at Gookermania last year. And Ah repeat, de only reason you in dis match is four udder wrasslers smart enough not to want it. You backed into yer title shot, podnah. Dat alone should make you humble, but still you callin folks naysayers 'cuz dey doubt you and guahranteein yer gonna put me away at Gookermania. You all hat and no cattle, Gus. Dat why next week, the smart money is on me to remain Inter Forum Champion. Complacent much, are we, Fourchon? Well, so were Blood and Stone before I took the WWCF World Tag Team Championships from them. And so was Brian Alexander before made him quit and took the Championship of Honor. Bottom line is, you see my track record at PPVs and it makes you complacent. That, Fourchon, is what will be the difference.
Enjoy your title while you still can, Fourchon, because you won't have it after next week.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 8:31:25 GMT -5
That's all he does, Amigo. That's all you do besides saying I'm the best in the world.*Holds up world title* This proves I'm the best.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2011 9:37:22 GMT -5
That's all you do besides saying I'm the best in the world. *Holds up world title* This proves I'm the best. Ahem, I shall now address the so-called main event for GookerMania IV.
I hate you all and I can beat all of you with one arm tied behind my back. You can all go to hell, give the devil a handjob, come back, and I'd still think you're jokes. Bite me hard, boys.
Thank you.OOC: Hmm, that felt like a cross between Amigo and ViVA's characters there...
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2011 9:40:04 GMT -5
That's true *Holds up baseball bat* Now, how about those royalties.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2011 9:42:22 GMT -5
That's true *Holds up baseball bat* Now, how about those royalties. Will three pennies, some pocket lint, my house keys, and a pack of Spearmint cover it?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 9:50:46 GMT -5
*Holds up world title* This proves I'm the best. Ahem, I shall now address the so-called main event for GookerMania IV.
I hate you all and I can beat all of you with one arm tied behind my back. You can all go to hell, give the devil a handjob, come back, and I'd still think you're jokes. Bite me hard, boys.
Thank you.OOC: Hmm, that felt like a cross between Amigo and ViVA's characters there... I beat your ass on the way to winning the belt.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 21, 2011 10:03:43 GMT -5
WWCF.com exclusive: *Jerry Fish is backstage with Jeremy Dupoe* JF: Hello WWCF Galaxy I'm Jerry Fish and I'm back here with Jeremy Dupoe. Mr. Dupoe when you exited the cage you chose to go after the Tag team championships may I ask why? JD: It is quite simple, Fish, to separate Bergman and Amigo. The way I see it the way they clearly don't trust each other and the gold is the only thing keeping them together. You see The man of multiple voices was Amigo but his time with Bergman has been ruined the beautiful chaos he had going in his mind. If I can separate the two I can reawaken that chaos and instead of stopping it help him control it. As for your obvious next question I don't know who I am choosing for a partner at this time.JF:You and Punisher have had quite the war of words as of late do you have any words for him now? JD: Ah yes ,Frank Castle, I have some bad news for you. you will not be receiving 2 of you Gookermania gifts, for some reason Whitey doesn't want me near your wife. Shame I had my best blade prepared for her sacrifice, tsk, a pity. But either way there are still 2 more presents and they are on time.JF: YOU WERE GOING TO KILL PUNISHERS WIFE?!? JD: Were being the optimal word thereJF *clearly shaken*: Well on that note I think we are do- JD *interrupting*: I still have 1 matter I wish to give my 2 cents on.JF: Which is...? JD: The returning Aaron Enigma. I wish extend my welcome...and a word of warning. You claim to be a detective, I will have you know that 6 detectives have attempted to stop me in the past, 2 in Innsmouth, 1 in Dunwitch, and 3 in Arkham, do you want to know the fates of these detectives, 1 is miles below the surface at Devils Reef, another is serving a life sentence at Arkham Asylum, 2 more are rotting beneath the streets of Innsmouth, luckily the last 2 decided to join the E.O.D 1 was even blessed with the Innsmouth look. Bottom line is get in my way and the fates will conspire against you. That being said, I respect you more then anyone on the roster. You see you are smarter than just about everyone on the roster but me. You see the bigger picture, you get what others don't. I will be watching from the catwalks. Now if you will excuse me Jerry, I have preparations to to make*Dupoe walks away pushing Jerry to the floor as he walks past* Look Jeremy, I get it. You're still angry that I didn't ask for you to help me and Amgi owith figuring stuff out. You think I've changed him, that I'm somehow tamed the beast that is Amigo but that couldn't be farther from the truth.
Amigo and I are more dangerous now than we've ever been.I don't care who you pick as your partner at Gookermania, because you are dealing with two wrestlers who are ready to hurt anyone. It isn't luck that we main evented two gookermania's between us and have one every belt in this company multiple times. We are focused, we are the most dangerous and complete team in WWCF history, and we'll show you why at Gookermania IV.
Bring your spirits, bring the Occult, bring an army, bring whatever it is you think will help you win. It isn't going to be close to enough to stop us. See you and your partner at Gookermania Jeremy, you also might want to bring luck with you, cause you'll need it to survive. You clearly don't see what I see in Amigo.You see a collective working as one, I see a caged beast trying to bash its way out. Any way I want to talk about Seth now, Seth while I find it humorous that you think Summoning the elder gods I is one man job, Your little insults on...well quite frankly just about everyone is more than a little annoying,one day the strings will be cut and your entire act will fall to the floor. After all you already seem to be losing control with this mystery shareholder.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2011 10:09:04 GMT -5
Look, I'm not your god-damn guinea pig, all right? What happened earlier was a degeneration of a artifical psyche that has been fixed. I have and always been John S. Amigo. And what do you think the "S" stands for? Stone. Yup, under all your noses all this time. Last year, I wnated to refreshen myself, and some quack from Quebec caused this mess. That's it.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 21, 2011 10:23:37 GMT -5
Ahem, I shall now address the so-called main event for GookerMania IV.
I hate you all and I can beat all of you with one arm tied behind my back. You can all go to hell, give the devil a handjob, come back, and I'd still think you're jokes. Bite me hard, boys.
Thank you.OOC: Hmm, that felt like a cross between Amigo and ViVA's characters there... I beat your ass on the way to winning the belt. What a coincidence.
I beat his ass on the way to winning your belt too.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 21, 2011 10:57:55 GMT -5
I beat your ass on the way to winning the belt. What a coincidence.
I beat his ass on the way to winning your belt too. You can't beat me. You might be able to pin Seth, though. But then I'll get my rematch, where your whore won't be able to help you, and I'll beat your ass.
I'm the best of all time.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 11:03:50 GMT -5
I beat your ass on the way to winning the belt. What a coincidence.
I beat his ass on the way to winning your belt too. Another coincidence is I eliminated him to win Battle Bowl and he will be the one who I beat on my way to winning my second world title.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 11:07:55 GMT -5
What a coincidence.
I beat his ass on the way to winning your belt too. You can't beat me. You might be able to pin Seth, though. But then I'll get my rematch, where your whore won't be able to help you, and I'll beat your ass.
I'm the best of all time. The best of all time in needing assistance. You know you can make a pretty penny in being the dumbass always needing to be saved in those medical training videos.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 21, 2011 11:16:53 GMT -5
What a coincidence.
I beat his ass on the way to winning your belt too. Another coincidence is I eliminated him to win Battle Bowl and he will be the one who I beat on my way to winning my second world title. So Seth, what you're saying is you can't beat me.
And Whitey believes I'm pinning Seth.
Good to know.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 21, 2011 11:20:42 GMT -5
"You know, a part of me is really wondering when Ryan and Seth are just going to kiss. I mean seriously, first the distraction with lil' Dragon. Now this. I get it Ryan. It's cool. Just try not to let your sausage hunt distract you next week."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 21, 2011 11:35:21 GMT -5
Another coincidence is I eliminated him to win Battle Bowl and he will be the one who I beat on my way to winning my second world title. So Seth, what you're saying is you can't beat me.
And Whitey believes I'm pinning Seth.
Good to know. No............I think I can beat you and I know I can beat Whitey.
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