Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 17:54:34 GMT -5
I just proved tonight that I don't need anyone to help me beat you either. But hey, hang on to your false victories, buddy. Whatever it takes to make the pill easier to swallow.
Please, please, please stop making plans post Gookermania. You're leaving it empty handed. I will find it extremely funny when you leave empty handed while I have the world title..........and then you basically would have to beg me to get another match. You can't beat me, so there's no way you'd ever accept a challenge from me. Clearly, I'd find better things to do with my time. Besides, it's not like you're due up for a nice long title reign. You winning the title would basically prove what I've said all along. The Good Old Boy's network is in full effect around here, and I won't stop until I change the f***ing guard.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 18:38:02 GMT -5
I will find it extremely funny when you leave empty handed while I have the world title..........and then you basically would have to beg me to get another match. You can't beat me, so there's no way you'd ever accept a challenge from me. Clearly, I'd find better things to do with my time. Besides, it's not like you're due up for a nice long title reign. You winning the title would basically prove what I've said all along. The Good Old Boy's network is in full effect around here, and I won't stop until I change the f***ing guard. So I beat you by myself and the "Good Old Boy's Network" helps me. You beat me with a distraction from your boss, Whitey......and you beat me fair and square. See a problem with this whole crap. And besides........you might actually be one of those guys I would like to fight again. I mean, our rivalry is destined for a rubber match, however you would have to quit bothering me.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 19:00:42 GMT -5
You can't beat me, so there's no way you'd ever accept a challenge from me. Clearly, I'd find better things to do with my time. Besides, it's not like you're due up for a nice long title reign. You winning the title would basically prove what I've said all along. The Good Old Boy's network is in full effect around here, and I won't stop until I change the f***ing guard. So I beat you by myself and the "Good Old Boy's Network" helps me. You beat me with a distraction from your boss, Whitey......and you beat me fair and square. See a problem with this whole crap. And besides........you might actually be one of those guys I would like to fight again. I mean, our rivalry is destined for a rubber match, however you would have to quit bothering me. Why do you keep thinking ahead? Dude... your career is over next week. Focus on that. Plus, your wife still has one good eye.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 19:17:32 GMT -5
So I beat you by myself and the "Good Old Boy's Network" helps me. You beat me with a distraction from your boss, Whitey......and you beat me fair and square. See a problem with this whole crap. And besides........you might actually be one of those guys I would like to fight again. I mean, our rivalry is destined for a rubber match, however you would have to quit bothering me. Why do you keep thinking ahead? Dude... your career is over next week. Focus on that. Plus, your wife still has one good eye. My wife has two good eyes because unlike you, I don't abuse my wife. My career will not end at the hands of you nor will it end by Whitey Fat's soiled hands.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 19:29:06 GMT -5
Soiled? I am offended. I have not ever done anything illegal that was then proven in a court of law.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 19:45:52 GMT -5
Soiled? I am offended. I have not ever done anything illegal that was then proven in a court of law. I am not talking about soiled in that way (although if I release these videos, they could prove otherwise), I'm talking about how you've had your hands up other people's asses for long periods of time, your hands would have to be soiled. Besides like I showed, you have been known to wear adult diapers.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 20:10:14 GMT -5
Soiled? I am offended. I have not ever done anything illegal that was then proven in a court of law. I am not talking about soiled in that way (although if I release these videos, they could prove otherwise), I'm talking about how you've had your hands up other people's asses for long periods of time, your hands would have to be soiled. Besides like I showed, you have been known to wear adult diapers. And you kick women in the head, and choke during matches with members of Whitey, Inc. Cause you suck.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 20:15:12 GMT -5
Is this really your response, Seth? "I don't beat women. I know you beat women though. Even though there is legitimate video evidence of me beating women, and no evidence of you doing anything of the sort." Come on, man. You're better than this. I mean let's count the score. Seth? Beats women. Viva? Loves women. Viva 1-0. Seth? Gets bookers to bury me at gookermania. Viva? Stomps the f*** out of Viva the NiteRAW before the very next Gookermania (without any help from anybody.) Viva 2-0. Seth? Old, ugly, and grey. Viva? John Stamos sexy. Viva 3-0.
It's okay not to measure up to me, dude. It really is.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 20:16:36 GMT -5
I am not talking about soiled in that way (although if I release these videos, they could prove otherwise), I'm talking about how you've had your hands up other people's asses for long periods of time, your hands would have to be soiled. Besides like I showed, you have been known to wear adult diapers. And you kick women in the head, and choke during matches with members of Whitey, Inc. Cause you suck. And you have a Matt Hardy wannabe in your employ. Because you are desperate.....
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 20:18:04 GMT -5
Is this really your response, Seth? "I don't beat women. I know you beat women though. Even though there is legitimate video evidence of me beating women, and no evidence of you doing anything of the sort." Come on, man. You're better than this. I mean let's count the score. Seth? Beats women. Viva? Loves women. Viva 1-0. Seth? Gets bookers to bury me at gookermania. Viva? Stomps the f*** out of Viva the NiteRAW before the very next Gookermania (without any help from anybody.) Viva 2-0. Seth? Old, ugly, and grey. Viva? John Stamos sexy. Viva 3-0.
It's okay not to measure up to me, dude. It really is. Actually the score is 1-1, ya Matt Hardy wannabe.
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Post by theblackrose on Sept 20, 2011 21:32:57 GMT -5
*The Black Rose is shown Up on a rooftop while a narrator speaks. *Narrator* When a man's heart is full of deceit it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse, a wrong that must be righted. We look to The Night for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him. The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows comes the black dove , the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence, and a mission of justice. This is The Black rose.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 20, 2011 21:39:26 GMT -5
*The Black Rose is shown Up on a rooftop while a narrator speaks. *Narrator* When a man's heart is full of deceit it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse, a wrong that must be righted. We look to The Night for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him. The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows comes the black dove , the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence, and a mission of justice. This is The Black rose.
you had me then ya lost me
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Post by Bone Daddy on Sept 20, 2011 21:41:30 GMT -5
*speaks with an undefined eastern european accent* I'm not here to talk. I didn't come to the WWCF to talk. I came here to represent the guy who has no one to fight for him. I'm hear to defend the guy who can't defend them themselves, and bring justice to those who have been forced to live under unjust rule.
I've seen things that no one in the WWCF can imagine, and I am here to take the WWCF title as a symbol that through hate, war and terror a man can arise and control his own destiny.
Watch out WWCF. I'm coming for you.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 20, 2011 22:29:11 GMT -5
Seth Drakin, as WWCF Commissioner I hereby decree you to be a douchebag.
Let me explain to you why you are a douchebag.
You can't admit when you got beat fair and square. Technically there was no cheating.
Considering how long you've been in this business I shouldn't have to explain this shit to you because I'd think that even you would have enough common sense to figure it out, but since you apparently don't: part of winning wrestling matches is keeping your focus on your opponent.
You couldn't do that. You let yourself get distracted by Whitey. It might have only been for a second, but that's sometimes all it takes. If you were a better wrestler, you would have backed away from Whitey to neutralize ViVA as a threat instead of totally forgetting he was there, and then you would've turned your attention to Whitey.
But you got it backwards, and you lost.
Now, if you want to shed your douchebag status, you must do the following:
Admit you made a mistake, give credit to your opponent for taking advantage of that mistake, and move on. Stop talking like you're the best wrestler in this company, like you're unbeatable when it's just been proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that you aren't.
Otherwise you will remain a douchebag. And on top of that, you'll be a joke.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 22:39:55 GMT -5
Seth Drakin, as WWCF Commissioner I hereby decree you to be a douchebag.
Let me explain to you why you are a douchebag.
You can't admit when you got beat fair and square. Technically there was no cheating.
Considering how long you've been in this business I shouldn't have to explain this s*** to you because I'd think that even you would have enough common sense to figure it out, but since you apparently don't: part of winning wrestling matches is keeping your focus on your opponent.
You couldn't do that. You let yourself get distracted by Whitey. It might have only been for a second, but that's sometimes all it takes. If you were a better wrestler, you would have backed away from Whitey to neutralize ViVA as a threat instead of totally forgetting he was there, and then you would've turned your attention to Whitey.
But you got it backwards, and you lost.
Now, if you want to shed your douchebag status, you must do the following:
Admit you made a mistake, give credit to your opponent for taking advantage of that mistake, and move on. Stop talking like you're the best wrestler in this company, like you're unbeatable when it's just been proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that you aren't.
Otherwise you will remain a douchebag. And on top of that, you'll be a joke. It's science when someone who hates me, and actually contributed to my disappearance a few short months ago, agrees with me. That's when you know that you are systematically, categorically, one hundred percent incorrect, Sethy.
But then again, we already knew that. The times are changing around here. You want to be the man you once were, and last night, I proved that you're just a shell of that man. The puppet master became the puppet. Dance for me, poppet.
And Ryan, I think it's far too late for him to ever not be a douchebag, or a joke. The guy's got far too much hubris not to be. Can't admit when he's gotten, fair and square. Wants to call me a cheater, wants to say I can't win clean. Won squeaky clean last night. All he has to blame is himself.
He's just proof of the bigger picture. People like the head bookers here in the WWCF, like the current man in charge behind the scenes. They all take me for granted, take me lightly. I'm almost positive I was booked to lose that match last night. That Seth was supposed to kick out of that roll up and hit me with an I4I, and make sure I didn't threaten his chances at Gookermania. That's what makes sense when the entire corporation is against you.
And you know what I did? I snuck one by them. I stole the victory that was rightfully mine. And all I have to say is that after Gookermania, you're all going to see why I'm now, more than ever, the most dangerous man in the WWCF. Hands down.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 20, 2011 22:46:43 GMT -5
If I may add to the "Seth is a Douchebag" part comments, I want to add another thing. His annoying hypocrisy.
You see, when Whitey distracted him, oh that's dishonerable, that's cheating, blah blah blah. And yet, Seth loved to cheat anyway he could back then. But now, oh he's a "good guy". Right.
See, I love to cheat. In fact, I probably will do so at least once at GookerMania, but I know I am a monster, and I revel in it. I don't need to whitewash my past and play the "Poor Me" card when I try to trick the audience into liking me when I deservedly lost everything, now do I?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2011 22:48:20 GMT -5
Well well well. It appears we have several newcomers looking to make their mark in the WWCF.
First, there's this Commando 1985. Commando, if that is your real name, you claim you're defending the people who can't fight for themselves. So essentially, you're a vigilante. Basically, you're Batman.
Next is The Black Rose. I've gotta say, that little speech looked kinda familiar. Do you also wear white makeup?
Then, we have Zombo. A freakin' zombie?! Don't you know the costume battle royal isn't until next month? But don't worry, I'm not discriminating. Because I already hate you, Batman, and Sting Black Rose equally.
Next are two men I actually was in the ring with just last night. Jason Allen and Lionel Murray. And boys, not to lower your self esteem, but you guys were the only ones to leave that match empty handed. So in my book, that makes you...
wait for it...
LOSERS!!
Finally, we have this guy who technically isn't new, but might as well be, since I guarantee most of our current fans don't even remember him. Aaron Enigma. Remember him? The detective guy? Maybe when you're not so busy getting involved in title matches you have no business being part of, you can work on solving the mystery of where the hell you were for the last eighteen months!
Oh I'm sorry, did I hit some nerves? My bad!
Sometimes, the truth hurts, boys. If you wanna hang with the men, you've gotta have a stiff upper lip. And hey, if any of you decide you want a piece of me...
I'm not hard to find.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 20, 2011 23:11:44 GMT -5
"Wait, what was that Ryan? Someone seems to have taped over the last remarks you made. Looks like they taped it over with...remarks you made that weren't even meant for me. "
Connor shakes his head.
"Look, if I'd known that lil' Dragon would have had this much of an impact on you I wouldn't have brought it up man. "
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 20, 2011 23:13:15 GMT -5
*A WWCF.com exclusive* Jerry Fish: This is Jerry Fish with WWCF.com. We're here with the current Inter Forum Champion Caleb Fourchon. Caleb, next week at Gookermania IV, you will be defending your title against "The Xtreme Machine" Gus Richlen. It's clear neither one of you have much respect for the other. Can you comment on that? Caleb Fourchon (with the IF belt slung over his shoulder): Ah got no use fer losers, Fish. And dat whut Gus Richlen is.Caleb, with all due respect, Gus Richlen is a two time WWCF champion. To call him a loser ignores what the man has accomplished in his brief time here.Richlen won de Tag Belts wit Little Naitch, who carry him. And den he was Champion of Honor *long pause where Caleb clearly wants to say something but refrains* But remember whut happen after. Richlen got dose titles, but he couldn't keep dem. Worser still, every pay per view match Richlen in he loses. He fold under pressure.It is true "The Xtreme Machine" does not have a single pay per view victory to his record.Uh huh. And still dis uppidy peeshwank call me out. Richlen say he got "bedder odds" beatin de best pure wrassler in de WWCF at Gookermania- when he choke like a dog in every udder big moment of his career! For true, de only reason Gus got dis match is de four guys who escape de cage before him knew dey would find "bedder odds" elsewhere. De twerp should have hoped to be in Money in de Bank or Botch. Gettin case with pink slip not as bad as whut Ah gonna do to him next week. Ah de sand in de Xtreme Machine's gears, and come Gookermania his momentum grind to a halt. Agin.Richlen shakes his head. Really, Fourchon? You couldn't take the WWCF World Championship from "Damn Right" Jackson and you couldn't beat Super Masked Hero X for the Hardcore Championship, and somehow I'M the loser?
Somehow, I find it ludicrous that a man who had a feud over a hat and got thrown into a tank full of alligators is calling me a loser, while all this time, I've been preparing to defeat you at Gookermania, get my first PPV win, and become the new Inter-Forum Champion, ALL IN THE SAME MATCH.
Quite frankly, I cannot wait until Gookermania to put an emphatic stop to all your naysaying and all your baseless claims of being the best pure wrestler in the world. It's like your former running buddy Whitey Fats constantly calling himself the greatest of all time. Just because you enjoy repeating it over and over again to people like me who are sick of hearing it does not make it true.
And in reality, that's really all you've done lately aside from getting A.D.H.ed by the reigning Champion of Honor. "Ah'm de Best Pure Wrestler In De World, Ah'm de Best Pure Wrestler In De World, Ah'm de Best Pure-" No you're not, and after Gookermania, you wont be able to call yourself Inter-Forum Champion either.
See, this isn't like any of my other PPV matches, Fourchon. This is Gookermania, damnit, and I will give no less than 100% next week in my pursuit of the Inter-Forum Championship. And if you think that it'll be easy to retain the title against me, let me remind you that it took three, count it three superkicks for Ryan Blood to take the Championship of Honor from me. With that being pointed out, how do you expect to possibly put me away with a more high-profile title on the line at the biggest show WWCF has with me at my most focused, my most determined, and my most dangerous?!
Simple answer: you can't and you won't.
And at Gookermania, when all is said and done, you'll be trying to pick yourself up off the canvas, and as you're doing so, you're going to see Shaelin and I heading back up the ramp, with me as the new Inter-Forum Champion, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 23:57:14 GMT -5
Ryan.........if I am a joke, you would be a mockery. And as far as I'm concerned, I don't think I give a crap what the hell you say. As far as I am concerned, you are nothing but the peanut gallery.
Same goes for you Amigo or whatever your name is this week. If I want to listen to someone who can't keep a straight name, I would watch TNA or Impact Wrestling.
Vincent......I guess you don't understand this, but I am honestly done with the I4I. Once Mr. Mix-Up over there got his, I was done with it. If you had some common sense and actually thought out what you were going to say, maybe you wouldnt be a lackey.
Oh and by the way, I didnt think you could stomp the f*** out of yourself, but I guess you found a way.
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