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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 16:01:54 GMT -5
*Seth gives a mocking clap.* Congratulations Viva, you were able to beat me. But not on your own as you had bragged about doing and you had accused me of not being able to do. Seems funny that you have found your true purpose as a lackey. Some of us were born to lead and some of us were born to follow. You are a follower while I am a leader. *Seth turns serious.* Oh and Jonathan, I saw your little segment and I have to say this....seems that you had Aaron Enigma give you a few kind words. While I respect Aaron, I have to disagree with him tutoring you because unlike him, you don't respect anyone Jonathan. You don't respect your elders like Aaron did and Im sure if you succeed in being world title, I would not be suprised if you basically act like you don't know him.
Other than that............how did you like the newest episode of Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. It truly does say what all of you are. Jonathan and Sara, two ungrateful cads who even through their struggles..........have proven that they are as self-centered as ever. And of course they are degenerates as well.
Whitey is nothing more than a child.......Viva is a chicken and Mulligan is a butt pirate. Whitey can not beat me on his own skills.
Despite tonight's loss, I plan on making Gookermania my moment.............and seeing as how I have been here longer than my other two opponents, I deserve it. Who helped me? Who interfered in our match? Seems funny that instead of admitting you got bested, you resort to bulls*** insults like, perhaps 'lackey'? I mean, is that supposed to hurt, coming from a wife beater? Not just a wife beater, but a LOSER at that. You've never been able to hold a candle to me in that ring. You're operating on fumes, and your time is done, old man. Hang the boots up.
This is your problem, by the way. This is why as long as you're in this federation I'll make it my personal business to ensure you never get a f***ing chance at being champion again. Because you can't admit when you're wrong, and you won't admit when you're in over your head. You try and add your own bulls*** narrative to everything you don't agree with.
In the end, two men stepped in that ring, and one came out victorious. It wasn't you. It was me. I am better than Seth Drakin. Stop making f***ing excuses and accept it. I guess you are near sighted because you didn't see your boss, Whitey get on the apron and act like he was going to interfere. Viva, I gave you your praise for beating me and for find your true calling as a follower instead of a leader. Also, the wife beater insults get old when you have no proof. Yeah, I I4I'ed Allison Sadness, you threw me into my wife so by that estimation I guess I can also call you a wife beater. Can't have it both ways son.
But then again.........you said the same things about me hanging my boots up and letting the "next" generation take over months ago. And funny you bring that up because when I was CEO, I was more than happy to let the next generation take over......if they earned it.
Oh and anyways..........we are tied with one victory over the other a piece so bragging too much about beating me is kind of pathetic.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 20, 2011 16:05:44 GMT -5
*For some odd reason, there is a ring in the abandoned warehouse. Gus Richlen is hunched over in the middle of that ring.*
They said it couldn't be done.
They said I would never succeed.
They said I wasn't cut out for it.
They said I would never graduate from the academy.
They said I would never beat Neo Het in my debut match.
They said I would never regain the one person that I loved.
They said I would never win the WWCF World Tag Team Championships.
They said I would never defeat the toughest tag team that the WWCF had ever seen.
They said I would never win another match after I lost the titles.
They said I would never win the Championship of Honor.
They said that under pressure I would quit.
They said I couldn't go to the wire against Ryan Blood once, let alone twice.
They said I would never compete for a title again.
I proved all of them wrong.
But still they say that I cannot win a match on PPV. They still say that I cannot beat Caleb Fourchon at Gookermania. They still say that I will never be Inter-Forum Champion.
When will they ever learn that it is a disastrous idea to play the naysayer against me?
I refuse to be told that it's impossible for me to accomplish anything I set my mind to. I refuse to be intimidated by anyone who stands in my way, no matter who they are.
Caleb Fourchon, you can be rest assured that you can throw everything at me at Gookermania, including and beyond the kitchen sink, but there is nothing that you can do or say that will prevent me from defeating you and becoming the new Inter-Forum Championship. I have simply come too far and been through too much to be denied this time.
At Gookermania, I will be the new Inter-Forum Champion, the naysayers will be silenced, and you, Caleb Fourchon, will recieve your Final Judgment.
And that...
...is a promise.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 20, 2011 16:15:08 GMT -5
I told you all! I told you all that I was headed for Money in the Bank or Botch! Phase one has been completed!
Now that I look at the card, I see exactly who my opponents are...
Mulligan...
To call you a screw lose would be putting it lightly. You can brag about taking the Championship of Honor from me all you want, but that belt means nothing compared to the prize I'm after now!
Punisher...
You're lucky guy who get's to make his GookerMania debut in this match. Let me warn you. I may have left you alone for the most part at NiteRaw. But if you get in my way next week, I won't hesitate to put you out of my misery.
Permanently if necessary.
Brawler...
Any friend of Jono's is an enemy of mine. Watch your back, pal.
Vokoun...
And I said Mulligan wasn't all there? I'll put it to you like this. You have a second match later in the evening. Something I'm very familiar with. If you plan on being a hundred percent, I suggest you pull out and save yourself a lot of heartbreak and agony.
ViVa...
So my friend, here we stand. Two men on a quest for the same thing. I like you, so I'll make you a deal. You and I wipe out those other four, then we take our pick of the cases.
GookerMania is where legends are made and where moments happen. MY GookerMania moment will be when I open that briefcase that contains a guaranteed WWCF World Championship match.
I will not be denied. My time is now. So get out of my way.
M out. I'm all for it, but business is business. As long as Mully get's his hands one of those cases, you've got yourself a deal, buddy. Sorry to break it to you, but your little hareem is going to get broken up on Monday. "Evil" M? Evil is something you have no consept of, you mouth off and punch a few people. I've seen real evil, and I gave it what it deserved. Maybe you and the Banana in Pyjamas want to have some nice little shindig in there on Monday? Fine by me, but I'll make sure all of you are hurt at the end of it.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 16:15:41 GMT -5
Who helped me? Who interfered in our match? Seems funny that instead of admitting you got bested, you resort to bulls*** insults like, perhaps 'lackey'? I mean, is that supposed to hurt, coming from a wife beater? Not just a wife beater, but a LOSER at that. You've never been able to hold a candle to me in that ring. You're operating on fumes, and your time is done, old man. Hang the boots up.
This is your problem, by the way. This is why as long as you're in this federation I'll make it my personal business to ensure you never get a f***ing chance at being champion again. Because you can't admit when you're wrong, and you won't admit when you're in over your head. You try and add your own bulls*** narrative to everything you don't agree with.
In the end, two men stepped in that ring, and one came out victorious. It wasn't you. It was me. I am better than Seth Drakin. Stop making f***ing excuses and accept it. I guess you are near sighted because you didn't see your boss, Whitey get on the apron and act like he was going to interfere. Viva, I gave you your praise for beating me and for find your true calling as a follower instead of a leader. Also, the wife beater insults get old when you have no proof. Yeah, I I4I'ed Allison Sadness, you threw me into my wife so by that estimation I guess I can also call you a wife beater. Can't have it both ways son.
But then again.........you said the same things about me hanging my boots up and letting the "next" generation take over months ago. And funny you bring that up because when I was CEO, I was more than happy to let the next generation take over......if they earned it.
Oh and anyways..........we are tied with one victory over the other a piece so bragging too much about beating me is kind of pathetic. Apples and oranges, right Seth? Jesus Christ you're delusional. It's honestly hilarious, and your weird justifications for hitting women make you look even more like a wife beater. Go back to the cave in which you dwell and cry more about that loss you just took. Your excuses are cute.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 16:18:47 GMT -5
I'm all for it, but business is business. As long as Mully get's his hands one of those cases, you've got yourself a deal, buddy. Sorry to break it to you, but your little hareem is going to get broken up on Monday. "Evil" M? Evil is something you have no consept of, you mouth off and punch a few people. I've seen real evil, and I gave it what it deserved. Maybe you and the Banana in Pyjamas want to have some nice little shindig in there on Monday? Fine by me, but I'll make sure all of you are hurt at the end of it. I think it's been pretty well covered that you're pretty much entirely full of shit. It's kind of a shame, because your weird little Punisher ripoff gimmick had a lot of promise, but you can't back it up in the ring without some weapon. You should have forfeited your chance at a briefcase and just threw your hat in the Hardcore Championship race. Because, really, dude, that's all you're good for. Some lame ass, can't hack it blood and guts spotfests.
But yeah, keep your nose out of my business. Really. You don't want three people stomping you to death before the match even starts, do you? And you can go ahead and say whatever lame ass catchphrase you've stolen from the pages of your favorite comic. You can tell me there's no escape for the guilty, or that vengeance is yours. But let's face it. You can't beat me, let alone me with two of my associates. So shut the hell up, put that tail between those legs, and get lost.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 20, 2011 16:22:41 GMT -5
Frank........What is WRONG with you? You cut out a Man's tongue? Why.....Why? To prove a point?
I mean that's not something you just do There's planning, forethought, et cetera. I mean RATIONAL people don' t go lopping each other's tongues out.
And a machete? Really? 's a bit overdramatic ain't it? I mean that's pretty hollow coming from a wrestling Pirate, but lord man.....
Really?
.......The Whole tongue?
*Shakes head in disgust*
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 20, 2011 16:25:23 GMT -5
"Now, onto everyone's favourite snot nosed bedwetter, Lionel Murray. Pikey? I assume this is some derogatory remark about my heritage. Ever think I went easy on you kid? Battle plans are long term. You lay out your assets for a sustained assault. Whitey Fats and that World Title are my long term goals, not some velcro shoed kid who isn't old enough to shave. I might find the time to come and split your head open if I'm so inclined, but right now, I think you should call home and talk to your mates, and see how much trade you'll get in stolen goods when you get home. I think your talent pool has just dried up. Your time will come kid, and when it does, you'd better be wearing your rubber underwear, because it's just sad for someone your age to be pissing themselves with I call you a bloody pikey and you respond with Velcro Shoed Kid and rubber underwear? Wow I guess you have taken alot of shots to your head while you were out fighting crime.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 16:27:32 GMT -5
I guess you are near sighted because you didn't see your boss, Whitey get on the apron and act like he was going to interfere. Viva, I gave you your praise for beating me and for find your true calling as a follower instead of a leader. Also, the wife beater insults get old when you have no proof. Yeah, I I4I'ed Allison Sadness, you threw me into my wife so by that estimation I guess I can also call you a wife beater. Can't have it both ways son.
But then again.........you said the same things about me hanging my boots up and letting the "next" generation take over months ago. And funny you bring that up because when I was CEO, I was more than happy to let the next generation take over......if they earned it.
Oh and anyways..........we are tied with one victory over the other a piece so bragging too much about beating me is kind of pathetic. Apples and oranges, right Seth? Jesus Christ you're delusional. It's honestly hilarious, and your weird justifications for hitting women make you look even more like a wife beater. Go back to the cave in which you dwell and cry more about that loss you just took. Your excuses are cute. Apples and oranges...............sounds like someone who is actually a wife beater. I have no justification for what happened to Allison, but you have always had justification for what you did to my wife.
Oh and just to piss you off even more, because you are a puppet like that, the only person I am going to allow to say they made me retire is someone who needs zero help to beat me.
Oh and once I beat your boss, Whitey, I make two promises. 1) I plan on defending my title against people who I am intrigued in facing. 2) I plan on wrestling on the next NiteRaw against a man who I think has earned the right to get a chance at facing me.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 20, 2011 16:55:05 GMT -5
*A WWCF.com exclusive*
Jerry Fish: This is Jerry Fish with WWCF.com. We're here with the current Inter Forum Champion Caleb Fourchon. Caleb, next week at Gookermania IV, you will be defending your title against "The Xtreme Machine" Gus Richlen. It's clear neither one of you have much respect for the other. Can you comment on that?
Caleb Fourchon (with the IF belt slung over his shoulder): Ah got no use fer losers, Fish. And dat whut Gus Richlen is.
Caleb, with all due respect, Gus Richlen is a two time WWCF champion. To call him a loser ignores what the man has accomplished in his brief time here.
Richlen won de Tag Belts wit Little Naitch, who carry him. And den he was Champion of Honor *long pause where Caleb clearly wants to say something but refrains* But remember whut happen after. Richlen got dose titles, but he couldn't keep dem. Worser still, every pay per view match Richlen in he loses. He fold under pressure.
It is true "The Xtreme Machine" does not have a single pay per view victory to his record.
Uh huh. And still dis uppidy peeshwank call me out. Richlen say he got "bedder odds" beatin de best pure wrassler in de WWCF at Gookermania- when he choke like a dog in every udder big moment of his career! For true, de only reason Gus got dis match is de four guys who escape de cage before him knew dey would find "bedder odds" elsewhere. De twerp should have hoped to be in Money in de Bank or Botch. Gettin case with pink slip not as bad as whut Ah gonna do to him next week. Ah de sand in de Xtreme Machine's gears, and come Gookermania his momentum grind to a halt. Agin.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 20, 2011 17:07:59 GMT -5
Apples and oranges, right Seth? Jesus Christ you're delusional. It's honestly hilarious, and your weird justifications for hitting women make you look even more like a wife beater. Go back to the cave in which you dwell and cry more about that loss you just took. Your excuses are cute. Apples and oranges...............sounds like someone who is actually a wife beater. I have no justification for what happened to Allison, but you have always had justification for what you did to my wife.
Oh and just to piss you off even more, because you are a puppet like that, the only person I am going to allow to say they made me retire is someone who needs zero help to beat me.
Oh and once I beat your boss, Whitey, I make two promises. 1) I plan on defending my title against people who I am intrigued in facing. 2) I plan on wrestling on the next NiteRaw against a man who I think has earned the right to get a chance at facing me. Once I win the title, I'll be more than happy to defend against whichever one of you is not involved in the decision.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 20, 2011 17:08:21 GMT -5
Gookermania is next week. I've been spending my time selling products and promiting the WWCF movie, that I seem to forgot about Smokin.
So you pick the Punisher huh? Well I hope he has a good throwing arm because he's going to need it.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 17:10:20 GMT -5
When I retain, I'm only wrestling on PPV.
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Sept 20, 2011 17:17:51 GMT -5
TMK is sitting outside in the parking lot, rocking back and forth, mumbling to himself. He pulls a cellphone out of his jacket and checks it before throwing it to the floor. He seems to be getter angrier and starts to hit the shutters of a nearby garage in a strange rhythm.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 17:30:31 GMT -5
I can find you new pussy, King. Why don't you come to my fine. legal establishment, The Spice Jar?
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 20, 2011 17:32:46 GMT -5
Gookermania is next week. I've been spending my time selling products and promiting the WWCF movie, that I seem to forgot about Smokin.
So you pick the Punisher huh? Well I hope he has a good throwing arm because he's going to need it. Why have you been promoting a movie you're totally not going to be in? Seriously who wants to see a movie with a dirty , fat , monkey lover in the title role? The only way I'd pay to see you in a movie is if it was a movie about you going on a diet for once you fat sack of rubbish. I've seen garbage disposals with better eatting habbits then you.[
Whitey fats Spice jar is having a deal by the way , by one stripper and get a case of crabs for free. It's a great deal for someone like punisher who couldn't get a woman otherwise./color]
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Sept 20, 2011 17:32:54 GMT -5
Though the offer is greatly appreciated...I think I'll just wait a little while longer...
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 17:36:22 GMT -5
Gookermania is next week. I've been spending my time selling products and promiting the WWCF movie, that I seem to forgot about Smokin.
So you pick the Punisher huh? Well I hope he has a good throwing arm because he's going to need it. Why have you been promoting a movie you're totally not going to be in? Seriously who wants to see a movie with a dirty , fat , monkey lover in the title role? The only way I'd pay to see you in a movie is if it was a movie about you going on a diet for once you fat sack of rubbish. I've seen garbage disposals with better eatting habbits then you.[
Whitey fats Spice jar is having a deal by the way , by one stripper and get a case of crabs for free. It's a great deal for someone like punisher who couldn't get a woman otherwise./color]
Do I know you?
You may kiss my title.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 17:36:35 GMT -5
Apples and oranges, right Seth? Jesus Christ you're delusional. It's honestly hilarious, and your weird justifications for hitting women make you look even more like a wife beater. Go back to the cave in which you dwell and cry more about that loss you just took. Your excuses are cute. Apples and oranges...............sounds like someone who is actually a wife beater. I have no justification for what happened to Allison, but you have always had justification for what you did to my wife.
Oh and just to piss you off even more, because you are a puppet like that, the only person I am going to allow to say they made me retire is someone who needs zero help to beat me.
Oh and once I beat your boss, Whitey, I make two promises. 1) I plan on defending my title against people who I am intrigued in facing. 2) I plan on wrestling on the next NiteRaw against a man who I think has earned the right to get a chance at facing me. I just proved tonight that I don't need anyone to help me beat you either. But hey, hang on to your false victories, buddy. Whatever it takes to make the pill easier to swallow.
Please, please, please stop making plans post Gookermania. You're leaving it empty handed.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 20, 2011 17:47:15 GMT -5
Why have you been promoting a movie you're totally not going to be in? Seriously who wants to see a movie with a dirty , fat , monkey lover in the title role? The only way I'd pay to see you in a movie is if it was a movie about you going on a diet for once you fat sack of rubbish. I've seen garbage disposals with better eatting habbits then you.[
Whitey fats Spice jar is having a deal by the way , by one stripper and get a case of crabs for free. It's a great deal for someone like punisher who couldn't get a woman otherwise./color]
Do I know you?
You may kiss my title. Oi! No, you don't know me. Probably because I'm not a diseased ridden skank , a jimmy dean sausage , or a member of lynrd skynrd. No go back to the culture dish you call the spice jar and catch some more Vds.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 17:51:37 GMT -5
Apples and oranges...............sounds like someone who is actually a wife beater. I have no justification for what happened to Allison, but you have always had justification for what you did to my wife.
Oh and just to piss you off even more, because you are a puppet like that, the only person I am going to allow to say they made me retire is someone who needs zero help to beat me.
Oh and once I beat your boss, Whitey, I make two promises. 1) I plan on defending my title against people who I am intrigued in facing. 2) I plan on wrestling on the next NiteRaw against a man who I think has earned the right to get a chance at facing me. I just proved tonight that I don't need anyone to help me beat you either. But hey, hang on to your false victories, buddy. Whatever it takes to make the pill easier to swallow.
Please, please, please stop making plans post Gookermania. You're leaving it empty handed. I will find it extremely funny when you leave empty handed while I have the world title..........and then you basically would have to beg me to get another match.
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