Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 20, 2011 14:53:06 GMT -5
WWCF.com exclusive:
*Jerry Fish is backstage with Jeremy Dupoe*
JF: Hello WWCF Galaxy I'm Jerry Fish and I'm back here with Jeremy Dupoe. Mr. Dupoe when you exited the cage you chose to go after the Tag team championships may I ask why?
JD:It is quite simple, Fish, to separate Bergman and Amigo. The way I see it the way they clearly don't trust each other and the gold is the only thing keeping them together. You see The man of multiple voices was Amigo but his time with Bergman has been ruined the beautiful chaos he had going in his mind. If I can separate the two I can reawaken that chaos and instead of stopping it help him control it. As for your obvious next question I don't know who I am choosing for a partner at this time.
JF:You and Punisher have had quite the war of words as of late do you have any words for him now?
JD:Ah yes ,Frank Castle, I have some bad news for you. you will not be receiving 2 of you Gookermania gifts, for some reason Whitey doesn't want me near your wife. Shame I had my best blade prepared for her sacrifice, tsk, a pity. But either way there are still 2 more presents and they are on time.
JF: YOU WERE GOING TO KILL PUNISHERS WIFE?!?
JD:Were being the optimal word there
JF *clearly shaken*: Well on that note I think we are do-
JD *interrupting*: I still have 1 matter I wish to give my 2 cents on.
JF: Which is...?
JD:The returning Aaron Enigma. I wish extend my welcome...and a word of warning. You claim to be a detective, I will have you know that 6 detectives have attempted to stop me in the past, 2 in Innsmouth, 1 in Dunwitch, and 3 in Arkham, do you want to know the fates of these detectives, 1 is miles below the surface at Devils Reef, another is serving a life sentence at Arkham Asylum, 2 more are rotting beneath the streets of Innsmouth, luckily the last 2 decided to join the E.O.D 1 was even blessed with the Innsmouth look. Bottom line is get in my way and the fates will conspire against you. That being said, I respect you more then anyone on the roster. You see you are smarter than just about everyone on the roster but me. You see the bigger picture, you get what others don't. I will be watching from the catwalks. Now if you will excuse me Jerry, I have preparations to to make
*Dupoe walks away pushing Jerry to the floor as he walks past*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 14:54:53 GMT -5
They act like I won this title in a raffle, instead of pinning the best world champion ever, cleab, right in the middle of the ring.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 20, 2011 15:03:44 GMT -5
Uh...Weird...
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 20, 2011 15:05:17 GMT -5
WWCF.com exclusive: *Jerry Fish is backstage with Jeremy Dupoe* JF: Hello WWCF Galaxy I'm Jerry Fish and I'm back here with Jeremy Dupoe. Mr. Dupoe when you exited the cage you chose to go after the Tag team championships may I ask why? JD: It is quite simple, Fish, to separate Bergman and Amigo. The way I see it the way they clearly don't trust each other and the gold is the only thing keeping them together. You see The man of multiple voices was Amigo but his time with Bergman has been ruined the beautiful chaos he had going in his mind. If I can separate the two I can reawaken that chaos and instead of stopping it help him control it. As for your obvious next question I don't know who I am choosing for a partner at this time.JF:You and Punisher have had quite the war of words as of late do you have any words for him now? JD: Ah yes ,Frank Castle, I have some bad news for you. you will not be receiving 2 of you Gookermania gifts, for some reason Whitey doesn't want me near your wife. Shame I had my best blade prepared for her sacrifice, tsk, a pity. But either way there are still 2 more presents and they are on time.JF: YOU WERE GOING TO KILL PUNISHERS WIFE?!? JD: Were being the optimal word thereJF *clearly shaken*: Well on that note I think we are do- JD *interrupting*: I still have 1 matter I wish to give my 2 cents on.JF: Which is...? JD: The returning Aaron Enigma. I wish extend my welcome...and a word of warning. You claim to be a detective, I will have you know that 6 detectives have attempted to stop me in the past, 2 in Innsmouth, 1 in Dunwitch, and 3 in Arkham, do you want to know the fates of these detectives, 1 is miles below the surface at Devils Reef, another is serving a life sentence at Arkham Asylum, 2 more are rotting beneath the streets of Innsmouth, luckily the last 2 decided to join the E.O.D 1 was even blessed with the Innsmouth look. Bottom line is get in my way and the fates will conspire against you. That being said, I respect you more then anyone on the roster. You see you are smarter than just about everyone on the roster but me. You see the bigger picture, you get what others don't. I will be watching from the catwalks. Now if you will excuse me Jerry, I have preparations to to make*Dupoe walks away pushing Jerry to the floor as he walks past* Look Jeremy, I get it. You're still angry that I didn't ask for you to help me and Amgi owith figuring stuff out. You think I've changed him, that I'm somehow tamed the beast that is Amigo but that couldn't be farther from the truth.
Amigo and I are more dangerous now than we've ever been.I don't care who you pick as your partner at Gookermania, because you are dealing with two wrestlers who are ready to hurt anyone. It isn't luck that we main evented two gookermania's between us and have one every belt in this company multiple times. We are focused, we are the most dangerous and complete team in WWCF history, and we'll show you why at Gookermania IV.
Bring your spirits, bring the Occult, bring an army, bring whatever it is you think will help you win. It isn't going to be close to enough to stop us. See you and your partner at Gookermania Jeremy, you also might want to bring luck with you, cause you'll need it to survive.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 15:05:45 GMT -5
They act like I won this title in a raffle, instead of pinning the best world champion ever, right in the middle of the ring. So when did you wrestle ric flair , anyways?Whilst that would be an awesome feud, I meant Colt. He was the last champion, and the only two-time champion.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 20, 2011 15:10:16 GMT -5
*A WWCF.com exclusive*
**Disclaimer: The WWCF does not own, nor endorse any of the companies, products or people mentioned in this and following videos. The opinions expressed in this video are strictly that of the presenter. Thank you***
The screen goes black but the sound of a crowd can start to be heard building. The screen goes from black to start to come into focus. People can be seen, those in attendace it would appear at a Niteraw or PPV event.
A caption appears on the screen as the video continues to show the cheering crowd.
In most companies, there is one show every year that everyone looks forward to. One show that seems to be able to define those who participate. For the WWCF, that show is considered by most to be Gookermania...
The screen fades to black once more. The sound of weights being lifted and grunts can be heard now. As the scene fades back in to that of a gym. The video goes from a weight bench to showing a group of women of various ages and ethnicities doing aerobics with an instructor guiding them. The scene then shifts to showing a weight room, many men and a few women are there, most of the men are large, rippes wearing sleeveless shirts or tank tops, the women dressed similarly or in attire meant for the gym. The camera zooms in on a man on a stationary bike, headphones in his ears as he looks up at a tv that has been installed into the ceiling, the tv showing the news. The man on the bike is Connor Mackenzie, dressed in a tight fitting long sleeved under armor shirt, shorts and sneakers.
Connor's voice is laid over the video as it shows him pedalling hard.
"Tuesday, September 20th. Last night I managed to beat 6 other men and be the first one out of a cage to have my pick for Gookermania. It wasn't really a surprise when I announced that I would challenge Ryan Blood for his Championship of Honor. I let my intentions be known before the match and I intend to live up to my word."
The video changes to show the back of Connor as he continues pedalling. The news is on CNN showing the president talking about a proposed tax hike bill. Connor seems to be distant as his eyes are on the screen but he starts pedalling harder as the bike is on a program to start an incline section of his work out.
"I can't help but think about what transpired in that match and prior to it with a man named The Mountain King saying he wanted to bury the hatchet. His girlfriend had left him, and he seems to have taken quite hard. I imagine that originally he thought I might have had something to do with it. I'd only spoken to her once and while she seemed nice, I'm not the man who tries to rub another man's rhubarb. Unlike some others in this business."
Connor stands up on the bike, pedalling hard as sweat beads on his forehead. The camera occasionally goes to look at others as they work out. Some a bit taken aback by a camera being there while others don't seem to take any notice at all.
"I'm open to burying the hatchet with TMK. Though I was a bit taken aback with his actions on Monday in the cage match..."
The video goes to a scene of the last Niteraw, showing TMK pulling Connor to the floor before going back to Connor as he is still on the bike.
"But right now my focus is on other things. It has to be. It has been since I lost my match against Ryan Blood for the Championship of Honor a little while ago."
A trainer comes up to Connor, looking at the readout on the bike's console and pats Connor on the back.
"Nice one man. As soon as your done we'll start on the hard stuff."
Connor nods appreciatively to the trainer and looks to the console.
"Should be about 5 minutes."
The camera fades the picture out, then fades back in to show Connor on a gymnasium mat. He's doing push-ups while two men are on either side of him, rolling a medicine ball back and forth which passes under him each time he pushes himself up, pushing himself off of the floor. The medicine ball pace begins to quicken.
"After the match I had, I couldn't help but feel like I'd let a lot of folks down. My fans, my family, me. Going back over the match I had and how I felt afterwards I respect Ryan and god knows what happened after the match was something I've kept with me, but when I got back to the locker room I felt like something was missing. Or wrong. Not that I didn't win the title, but that I felt unfulfilled. Looking back, while I put on a good match. I realize now that it wasn't a great match. I came to realization that there was so much more that I could have done."
The scene changes to Connor ducking and weaving as the trainer who spoke to him on the bike is throwing hooks at his head while wearing training gloves. Connor is sweating heavily as he moves to avoid the attacks, rolling, ducking, jumping.
"I left that fight unfinished. Which is funny because a man named Boiler Room Brawler had said something a few weeks back about my tale and whether it was going to end. Maybe in some weird way, I purposely left it unfinished. I don't want the tale to end."
The trainer stops and Connor relaxes a bit still breathing heavily as sweat has soaked through his under armor shirt.
"Great job Connor. How you feel?"
Connor has his hands on his hips as he breathes in slowly, catching his breath.
"In a word, Nick. Prime..."
Connor chuckles as the trainer and someone off camera laughs a bit. The scene fades out and the captions "To be continued..." appear.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 20, 2011 15:15:02 GMT -5
So when did you wrestle ric flair , anyways? Whilst that would be an awesome feud, I meant Colt. He was the last champion, and the only two-time champion. But colt's from Australia! So what you're saying is that you believe a lowdown common criminal who robs and beats people up for his own amusement is the greatest world champion of all time? Seriously why is the punisher after me when Colt is from Australia? Colt is such a criminal that even his ancestors criminals , Colt is such a criminal that his country was actually founded by criminals. I respect colt as a wrestler and all but still it's obvious to me and to all the fans of WWCF that Colt is a violent degenerate just like all of his convict ancestors. I love you colt but you and your family are nothing but law breaking scum.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 20, 2011 15:18:29 GMT -5
Then I'll be able to keep an eye on them, won't I?
You actually think I'm scared of you?
Hell, you think I'm scared of anyone?
Clearly, all that smoking you did has destroyed your brain, because it's going to take more than you to keep me from becoming WWCF Champion.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk with the rest of the Illuminati about how we can keep you down, man. Why the illuminati? Just talk to your twat wife. We all know if you walk out of Gookermania WWCF Champion, she'll be the reason. You have NEVER been able to hack it on your own, and now that you have a bitch wife with a little pull, it's gone to your head.
I don't need you to be scared of me, dumbass. We're not competing. I'm just going to equalize. Aaron, Sara, or any other dickfart you have in your corner won't be the reason you walk out of Gookermania champion. That's my f***ing point. There's NOTHING you can do to make that happen. You can bring out the entire f***ing roster. I don't give a s***. I will put all of them to sleep. I'll read all of them the f***ing bedtime story. I will do whatever it takes to make sure that when Whitey finally get's his hands on you, it's a f***ing wrap. Period. You're done. Seth too. Seth's already proven he can't hack it on top. He's not a main event player. He's not on MY LEVEL. You? It's yet to be seen. But I'd be willing to bet that you aren't either. Whitey, on the other hand... After a couple sparring sessions, I can say with confidence that he's coming not coming to play. He's out for blood. And with a couple of new submissions up his sleeve.
You see, like me, Whitey has started to see the light in terms of studying film, working hard in the dojo. He's starting to see that it's not about the talk. I mean, hell, I'm the best the WWCF has to offer on the microphone, behind that announce table. I've been there, I've proven that.
But like me, when Whitey steps into that f***ing ring, he has a point to prove. You soft ass suckers take him lightly. He's going to bring a world of pain to the both of you come Sunday. And as for me? I'm walking away with some goodies myself. Equalize?
Interesting choice of words.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 20, 2011 15:24:51 GMT -5
While I have yer attention.....I'd like tae address the other member of the Money in the Bank or Botch match.
- Evil M......last year you and I fought (along with The General) for the Champioship of Honor. In the intervening year ye've LOST yer belt (To Me, I might add) and been mired while yer longtime adversary JoNo has seen more glory than he really deserves.
- Frankie.....You wear the skull....ye've threatened MY boss AND my men...and yet I can't help but think that not even so deep under the surface, this revenge fantasy isn't looking like a "bad" idea. When yer face is bein' smashed into the bottom rung courtesy of an Arr Matey and yer sippin yer meals thru a Crazy straw maybe you'll rethink yer choice of career.
- Vincent, Yer a Hell of a guy, I wish you nothing but the best. Cheers man.
- Boiler Room Brawler- You.....you worry me. Yer in yer damn element in this 'ere fracas. You've damn near INVENTED ways to injure people....I only hope that if'n I win I'm not too bad injured to cash in.
- Smokey.....smokey......smokey. First off ye've got a MASSIVE screw loose somewhere! I admire yer moxie, but coming in and sabotaging NiteRaws and taking hostages ain't proper form.....'s just not done. Let's see you put yer money where yer mug is and actually walk out wih a case BEFORE you go and start acting Crazy.
.....And for anyone thinking that they're gonna "Take Care" of Whitey to insure he loses the title.....I swear, as long as I'm in the WWCF I WILL DO ANYTHING to make sure he walks out of GookerMania the champion.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 15:28:50 GMT -5
Why the illuminati? Just talk to your twat wife. We all know if you walk out of Gookermania WWCF Champion, she'll be the reason. You have NEVER been able to hack it on your own, and now that you have a bitch wife with a little pull, it's gone to your head.
I don't need you to be scared of me, dumbass. We're not competing. I'm just going to equalize. Aaron, Sara, or any other dickfart you have in your corner won't be the reason you walk out of Gookermania champion. That's my f***ing point. There's NOTHING you can do to make that happen. You can bring out the entire f***ing roster. I don't give a s***. I will put all of them to sleep. I'll read all of them the f***ing bedtime story. I will do whatever it takes to make sure that when Whitey finally get's his hands on you, it's a f***ing wrap. Period. You're done. Seth too. Seth's already proven he can't hack it on top. He's not a main event player. He's not on MY LEVEL. You? It's yet to be seen. But I'd be willing to bet that you aren't either. Whitey, on the other hand... After a couple sparring sessions, I can say with confidence that he's coming not coming to play. He's out for blood. And with a couple of new submissions up his sleeve.
You see, like me, Whitey has started to see the light in terms of studying film, working hard in the dojo. He's starting to see that it's not about the talk. I mean, hell, I'm the best the WWCF has to offer on the microphone, behind that announce table. I've been there, I've proven that.
But like me, when Whitey steps into that f***ing ring, he has a point to prove. You soft ass suckers take him lightly. He's going to bring a world of pain to the both of you come Sunday. And as for me? I'm walking away with some goodies myself. Equalize?
Interesting choice of words. Yeah. You know, that thing you and Aaron never could do, despite calling yourselves the "Equalizers." That's right. The reason you married your wife, to Equalize your otherwise shitty chances at ever being relevant in the WWCF would also be an acceptable answer.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 20, 2011 15:43:51 GMT -5
*Frank Castle sits on top of a dumpster in an alleyway. Several men are lying on the floor all groaning, covered in bruises, blood, with several teeth missing, stab wounds, and limbs at unnatural angles.*
"Lots of talking from you boys. Lots and lots. If I had a sense of humour I'd be laughing my head off at all the crap you keep spouting.
"I have to ask Dupoe, do you really think I care about surprises? Nothing surprises me anymore. I've been through Hell more times than I care to remember, and there are times when the darkness just becomes too much and I have to act on it - nobody's been able to prove what I've done yet, but I'm sure you get the picture. I really couldn't care less what you do to my wife. She deserves everything she gets - and let me tell you, she'll be getting exactly what she deserves next week - I'll make sure of that. And your "surprises"? I've got a very big surprise planned, and I think it's going to top anything you and the Satanic Breakfast Club can come up with.
"Now, onto everyone's favourite snot nosed bedwetter, Lionel Murray. Pikey? I assume this is some derogatory remark about my heritage. Ever think I went easy on you kid? Battle plans are long term. You lay out your assets for a sustained assault. Whitey Fats and that World Title are my long term goals, not some velcro shoed kid who isn't old enough to shave. I might find the time to come and split your head open if I'm so inclined, but right now, I think you should call home and talk to your mates, and see how much trade you'll get in stolen goods when you get home. I think your talent pool has just dried up. Your time will come kid, and when it does, you'd better be wearing your rubber underwear, because it's just sad for someone your age to be pissing themselves with fear.
"And this Money in the Bank thing. These guys *points to the men on the floor* took other people's money, so I took something from them. I took this guy's tongue, I took this guy's ability to walk, this guy will never eat solid food again and if the guy on the end ever fathers a child it'll be a miracle of modern medicine.
"Evil M? Reminds me of a guy I met in Tokyo who tried to steal another guy's wife. He had to have his balls surgically removed from his stomach. Terrible business.
"Brawler? I suppose he's used to throwing guys around half his size. I've taken on and beaten bigger than you pal, let's see how you do when you pick on someone your own size, and if you bring your pipe wrench *puts on a knuckleduster* I got some friends of my own...
"Vokoun? I'm in your corner for your match, but I'm only there because I owe you. The information you've given me has proven...interesting, so I will repay you for that, but in this match? I got no problem knocking you clean out.
"And finally, the Golden Girls, Mulligan and Viva. You two booked a vacation together yet? Somewhere hot and tropical where you both get to wear bikinis? Bet you'd both like that wouldn't you. Are you two after anything in this match other than trying to protect your boss? I think you've both proven so far neither of you are up to the task. Maybe he should hire a new bodyguard? He's not exactly poor is he? Maybe he should invest in some high quality security instead of Chumps R Us?
*One of the figures on the floor stirs, Castle jumps down from the dumpster, picks up the man and slugs him in the head with the knuckleduster*
"Be seeing you boys..."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 15:44:27 GMT -5
*Seth gives a mocking clap.*
Congratulations Viva, you were able to beat me. But not on your own as you had bragged about doing and you had accused me of not being able to do. Seems funny that you have found your true purpose as a lackey. Some of us were born to lead and some of us were born to follow. You are a follower while I am a leader.
*Seth turns serious.*
Oh and Jonathan, I saw your little segment and I have to say this....seems that you had Aaron Enigma give you a few kind words. While I respect Aaron, I have to disagree with him tutoring you because unlike him, you don't respect anyone Jonathan. You don't respect your elders like Aaron did and Im sure if you succeed in being world title, I would not be suprised if you basically act like you don't know him.
Other than that............how did you like the newest episode of Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. It truly does say what all of you are. Jonathan and Sara, two ungrateful cads who even through their struggles..........have proven that they are as self-centered as ever. And of course they are degenerates as well.
Whitey is nothing more than a child.......Viva is a chicken and Mulligan is a butt pirate. Whitey can not beat me on his own skills.
Despite tonight's loss, I plan on making Gookermania my moment.............and seeing as how I have been here longer than my other two opponents, I deserve it.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 15:47:54 GMT -5
*Seth gives a mocking clap.* Congratulations Viva, you were able to beat me. But not on your own as you had bragged about doing and you had accused me of not being able to do. Seems funny that you have found your true purpose as a lackey. Some of us were born to lead and some of us were born to follow. You are a follower while I am a leader. *Seth turns serious.* Oh and Jonathan, I saw your little segment and I have to say this....seems that you had Aaron Enigma give you a few kind words. While I respect Aaron, I have to disagree with him tutoring you because unlike him, you don't respect anyone Jonathan. You don't respect your elders like Aaron did and Im sure if you succeed in being world title, I would not be suprised if you basically act like you don't know him.
Other than that............how did you like the newest episode of Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. It truly does say what all of you are. Jonathan and Sara, two ungrateful cads who even through their struggles..........have proven that they are as self-centered as ever. And of course they are degenerates as well.
Whitey is nothing more than a child.......Viva is a chicken and Mulligan is a butt pirate. Whitey can not beat me on his own skills.
Despite tonight's loss, I plan on making Gookermania my moment.............and seeing as how I have been here longer than my other two opponents, I deserve it. Who helped me? Who interfered in our match? Seems funny that instead of admitting you got bested, you resort to bulls*** insults like, perhaps 'lackey'? I mean, is that supposed to hurt, coming from a wife beater? Not just a wife beater, but a LOSER at that. You've never been able to hold a candle to me in that ring. You're operating on fumes, and your time is done, old man. Hang the boots up.
This is your problem, by the way. This is why as long as you're in this federation I'll make it my personal business to ensure you never get a f***ing chance at being champion again. Because you can't admit when you're wrong, and you won't admit when you're in over your head. You try and add your own bullshit narrative to everything you don't agree with.
In the end, two men stepped in that ring, and one came out victorious. It wasn't you. It was me. I am better than Seth Drakin. Stop making f***ing excuses and accept it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2011 15:48:16 GMT -5
I told you all! I told you all that I was headed for Money in the Bank or Botch! Phase one has been completed!
Now that I look at the card, I see exactly who my opponents are...
Mulligan...
To call you a screw lose would be putting it lightly. You can brag about taking the Championship of Honor from me all you want, but that belt means nothing compared to the prize I'm after now!
Punisher...
You're lucky guy who get's to make his GookerMania debut in this match. Let me warn you. I may have left you alone for the most part at NiteRaw. But if you get in my way next week, I won't hesitate to put you out of my misery.
Permanently if necessary.
Brawler...
Any friend of Jono's is an enemy of mine. Watch your back, pal.
Vokoun...
And I said Mulligan wasn't all there? I'll put it to you like this. You have a second match later in the evening. Something I'm very familiar with. If you plan on being a hundred percent, I suggest you pull out and save yourself a lot of heartbreak and agony.
ViVa...
So my friend, here we stand. Two men on a quest for the same thing. I like you, so I'll make you a deal. You and I wipe out those other four, then we take our pick of the cases.
GookerMania is where legends are made and where moments happen. MY GookerMania moment will be when I open that briefcase that contains a guaranteed WWCF World Championship match.
I will not be denied. My time is now. So get out of my way.
M out.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 20, 2011 15:48:54 GMT -5
Seth Drakin, as WWCF Commissioner I hereby decree you to be a douchebag.
Let me explain to you why you are a douchebag.
You can't admit when you got beat fair and square. Technically there was no cheating.
Considering how long you've been in this business I shouldn't have to explain this shit to you because I'd think that even you would have enough common sense to figure it out, but since you apparently don't: part of winning wrestling matches is keeping your focus on your opponent.
You couldn't do that. You let yourself get distracted by Whitey. It might have only been for a second, but that's sometimes all it takes. If you were a better wrestler, you would have backed away from Whitey to neutralize ViVA as a threat instead of totally forgetting he was there, and then you would've turned your attention to Whitey.
But you got it backwards, and you lost.
Now, if you want to shed your douchebag status, you must do the following:
Admit you made a mistake, give credit to your opponent for taking advantage of that mistake, and move on. Stop talking like you're the best wrestler in this company, like you're unbeatable when it's just been proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that you aren't.
Otherwise you will remain a douchebag. And on top of that, you'll be a joke.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 15:50:11 GMT -5
I told you all! I told you all that I was headed for Money in the Bank or Botch! Phase one has been completed!
Now that I look at the card, I see exactly who my opponents are...
Mulligan...
To call you a screw lose would be putting it lightly. You can brag about taking the Championship of Honor from me all you want, but that belt means nothing compared to the prize I'm after now!
Punisher...
You're lucky guy who get's to make his GookerMania debut in this match. Let me warn you. I may have left you alone for the most part at NiteRaw. But if you get in my way next week, I won't hesitate to put you out of my misery.
Permanently if necessary.
Brawler...
Any friend of Jono's is an enemy of mine. Watch your back, pal.
Vokoun...
And I said Mulligan wasn't all there? I'll put it to you like this. You have a second match later in the evening. Something I'm very familiar with. If you plan on being a hundred percent, I suggest you pull out and save yourself a lot of heartbreak and agony.
ViVa...
So my friend, here we stand. Two men on a quest for the same thing. I like you, so I'll make you a deal. You and I wipe out those other four, then we take our pick of the cases.
GookerMania is where legends are made and where moments happen. MY GookerMania moment will be when I open that briefcase that contains a guaranteed WWCF World Championship match.
I will not be denied. My time is now. So get out of my way.
M out. I'm all for it, but business is business. As long as Mully get's his hands one of those cases, you've got yourself a deal, buddy.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 20, 2011 15:50:33 GMT -5
*Frank Castle sits on top of a dumpster in an alleyway. Several men are lying on the floor all groaning, covered in bruises, blood, with several teeth missing, stab wounds, and limbs at unnatural angles.*
"Lots of talking from you boys. Lots and lots. If I had a sense of humour I'd be laughing my head off at all the crap you keep spouting.
"I have to ask Dupoe, do you really think I care about surprises? Nothing surprises me anymore. I've been through Hell more times than I care to remember, and there are times when the darkness just becomes too much and I have to act on it - nobody's been able to prove what I've done yet, but I'm sure you get the picture. I really couldn't care less what you do to my wife. She deserves everything she gets - and let me tell you, she'll be getting exactly what she deserves next week - I'll make sure of that. And your "surprises"? I've got a very big surprise planned, and I think it's going to top anything you and the Satanic Breakfast Club can come up with.
"Now, onto everyone's favourite snot nosed bedwetter, Lionel Murray. Pikey? I assume this is some derogatory remark about my heritage. Ever think I went easy on you kid? Battle plans are long term. You lay out your assets for a sustained assault. Whitey Fats and that World Title are my long term goals, not some velcro shoed kid who isn't old enough to shave. I might find the time to come and split your head open if I'm so inclined, but right now, I think you should call home and talk to your mates, and see how much trade you'll get in stolen goods when you get home. I think your talent pool has just dried up. Your time will come kid, and when it does, you'd better be wearing your rubber underwear, because it's just sad for someone your age to be pissing themselves with fear.
"And this Money in the Bank thing. These guys *points to the men on the floor* took other people's money, so I took something from them. I took this guy's tongue, I took this guy's ability to walk, this guy will never eat solid food again and if the guy on the end ever fathers a child it'll be a miracle of modern medicine.
"Evil M? Reminds me of a guy I met in Tokyo who tried to steal another guy's wife. He had to have his balls surgically removed from his stomach. Terrible business.
"Brawler? I suppose he's used to throwing guys around half his size. I've taken on and beaten bigger than you pal, let's see how you do when you pick on someone your own size, and if you bring your pipe wrench *puts on a knuckleduster* I got some friends of my own...
"Vokoun? I'm in your corner for your match, but I'm only there because I owe you. The information you've given me has proven...interesting, so I will repay you for that, but in this match? I got no problem knocking you clean out.
"And finally, the Golden Girls, Mulligan and Viva. You two booked a vacation together yet? Somewhere hot and tropical where you both get to wear bikinis? Bet you'd both like that wouldn't you. Are you two after anything in this match other than trying to protect your boss? I think you've both proven so far neither of you are up to the task. Maybe he should hire a new bodyguard? He's not exactly poor is he? Maybe he should invest in some high quality security instead of Chumps R Us?
*One of the figures on the floor stirs, Castle jumps down from the dumpster, picks up the man and slugs him in the head with the knuckleduster*
"Be seeing you boys..." Hey. How do you feel about zombies? You like one of those bigoted zombie hunters. You're not one of them are you?
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 20, 2011 15:53:12 GMT -5
While I have yer attention.....I'd like tae address the other member of the Money in the Bank or Botch match.
- Evil M......last year you and I fought (along with The General) for the Champioship of Honor. In the intervening year ye've LOST yer belt (To Me, I might add) and been mired while yer longtime adversary JoNo has seen more glory than he really deserves.
- Frankie.....You wear the skull....ye've threatened MY boss AND my men...and yet I can't help but think that not even so deep under the surface, this revenge fantasy isn't looking like a "bad" idea. When yer face is bein' smashed into the bottom rung courtesy of an Arr Matey and yer sippin yer meals thru a Crazy straw maybe you'll rethink yer choice of career.
- Vincent, Yer a Hell of a guy, I wish you nothing but the best. Cheers man.
- Boiler Room Brawler- You.....you worry me. Yer in yer damn element in this 'ere fracas. You've damn near INVENTED ways to injure people....I only hope that if'n I win I'm not too bad injured to cash in.
- Smokey.....smokey......smokey. First off ye've got a MASSIVE screw loose somewhere! I admire yer moxie, but coming in and sabotaging NiteRaws and taking hostages ain't proper form.....'s just not done. Let's see you put yer money where yer mug is and actually walk out wih a case BEFORE you go and start acting Crazy.
.....And for anyone thinking that they're gonna "Take Care" of Whitey to insure he loses the title.....I swear, as long as I'm in the WWCF I WILL DO ANYTHING to make sure he walks out of GookerMania the champion. Oh look, Jack Sparrow surfaces. Got done drinking your own urine and eyeing up the other sailors yet? Let's make this interesting at Gookermania, you bring your cutlass or whatever it is that lights your candle at night, and I'll bring my machete, and we'll see who bleeds first? Would you like that Mulligan?
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 20, 2011 15:55:42 GMT -5
*Frank Castle sits on top of a dumpster in an alleyway. Several men are lying on the floor all groaning, covered in bruises, blood, with several teeth missing, stab wounds, and limbs at unnatural angles.*
"Lots of talking from you boys. Lots and lots. If I had a sense of humour I'd be laughing my head off at all the crap you keep spouting.
"I have to ask Dupoe, do you really think I care about surprises? Nothing surprises me anymore. I've been through Hell more times than I care to remember, and there are times when the darkness just becomes too much and I have to act on it - nobody's been able to prove what I've done yet, but I'm sure you get the picture. I really couldn't care less what you do to my wife. She deserves everything she gets - and let me tell you, she'll be getting exactly what she deserves next week - I'll make sure of that. And your "surprises"? I've got a very big surprise planned, and I think it's going to top anything you and the Satanic Breakfast Club can come up with.
"Now, onto everyone's favourite snot nosed bedwetter, Lionel Murray. Pikey? I assume this is some derogatory remark about my heritage. Ever think I went easy on you kid? Battle plans are long term. You lay out your assets for a sustained assault. Whitey Fats and that World Title are my long term goals, not some velcro shoed kid who isn't old enough to shave. I might find the time to come and split your head open if I'm so inclined, but right now, I think you should call home and talk to your mates, and see how much trade you'll get in stolen goods when you get home. I think your talent pool has just dried up. Your time will come kid, and when it does, you'd better be wearing your rubber underwear, because it's just sad for someone your age to be pissing themselves with fear.
"And this Money in the Bank thing. These guys *points to the men on the floor* took other people's money, so I took something from them. I took this guy's tongue, I took this guy's ability to walk, this guy will never eat solid food again and if the guy on the end ever fathers a child it'll be a miracle of modern medicine.
"Evil M? Reminds me of a guy I met in Tokyo who tried to steal another guy's wife. He had to have his balls surgically removed from his stomach. Terrible business.
"Brawler? I suppose he's used to throwing guys around half his size. I've taken on and beaten bigger than you pal, let's see how you do when you pick on someone your own size, and if you bring your pipe wrench *puts on a knuckleduster* I got some friends of my own...
"Vokoun? I'm in your corner for your match, but I'm only there because I owe you. The information you've given me has proven...interesting, so I will repay you for that, but in this match? I got no problem knocking you clean out.
"And finally, the Golden Girls, Mulligan and Viva. You two booked a vacation together yet? Somewhere hot and tropical where you both get to wear bikinis? Bet you'd both like that wouldn't you. Are you two after anything in this match other than trying to protect your boss? I think you've both proven so far neither of you are up to the task. Maybe he should hire a new bodyguard? He's not exactly poor is he? Maybe he should invest in some high quality security instead of Chumps R Us?
*One of the figures on the floor stirs, Castle jumps down from the dumpster, picks up the man and slugs him in the head with the knuckleduster*
"Be seeing you boys..." Hey. How do you feel about zombies? You like one of those bigoted zombie hunters. You're not one of them are you? If you leave innocent people alone, I've got no reason to do anything, but if you start threatening people, then I've got more than enough ammo to make sure you stop being undead...
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 20, 2011 15:59:56 GMT -5
Mulligan is a butt pirate.
*Rwinds Tape*
Mulligan is a butt pirate.
*Rewinds it again*
Mulligan is a butt pirate.
*Twitches*
.......Seth......
Thus far I've been focused on Mr. Micheals. and to be fair, I've never had what you'd call a "Problem" with you going after Mr. Fats's title, after all YOU earned it. However ye've just kept needling me. I left ye alone because I may not have LIKED ye......but Teach-Dammit I RESPECTED YE! I let Whitey run ye down verbally because it wasn't my place to say otherwise. I've not atacked ye because when Whitey pinned yer ass for three at GookerMania, I didn't want any excuses.
I wanted him to BEAT you Clean as a damn sheet.
Seth......I'd half expect ye to screw me out of SOMETHING at GookerMania
Puppet loving Nutjob......
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