chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Jul 13, 2011 14:43:29 GMT -5
So today I had Chinese for lunch (vegetable e.f.y. if you're curious) and I got 2 fortune cookies. After my roommate declined my offer for one, I opened them both. Here's what I got:
"To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you don't have."
AND
"This suspense is exciting. I hope it lasts."
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but that last one isn't even a fortune.
Has anyone else noticed the lack of quality fortunes in fortune cookies lately?
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Post by rprince18 on Jul 13, 2011 14:48:53 GMT -5
yes and i think its funny when it tell me i gonna have a suprise from my wife because i'm not married.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2011 14:50:44 GMT -5
Geese can be troublesome.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 13, 2011 14:52:24 GMT -5
"You like chinese food"
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jul 13, 2011 14:57:26 GMT -5
They ran out "New Love" and "Stick with your Wife" cookies.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2011 15:11:18 GMT -5
I honestly got a fortune that read "Your fortune is in another cookie." Talk about lazy.
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Post by Cyno on Jul 13, 2011 15:20:26 GMT -5
My favorite fortune I ever got was "Keep pressing the enemy so long as there is strength."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 13, 2011 15:24:57 GMT -5
My favorite fortune I ever got was "Keep pressing the enemy so long as there is strength." I guess they were reading Sun Tzu's "Art of War" that day at the factory. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 13, 2011 15:53:55 GMT -5
A friend of mine got a blank one once.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Jul 13, 2011 15:58:25 GMT -5
So today I had Chinese for lunch (vegetable e.f.y. if you're curious) and I got 2 fortune cookies. After my roommate declined my offer for one, I opened them both. Here's what I got: "To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you don't have." AND "This suspense is exciting. I hope it lasts." Correct me if I'm mistaken, but that last one isn't even a fortune. Has anyone else noticed the lack of quality fortunes in fortune cookies lately? Did your fortune cookie quote Willy Wonka? I got one once that said "Ignore Previous Cookie". Best fortune ever! |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jul 13, 2011 16:29:18 GMT -5
Geese can be troublesome.  And quite.  |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jul 13, 2011 16:42:42 GMT -5
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 13, 2011 17:00:10 GMT -5
I'm probably going to go eat at Panda Express tonight. I'll post the fortune cookie here afterwards.
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Post by mysterydriver on Jul 13, 2011 17:03:15 GMT -5
"That wasn't chicken."
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 13, 2011 17:36:19 GMT -5
:51 in. Language I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2011 17:37:15 GMT -5
''Pray for what you want, Work for What You Need.''
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