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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 16:58:27 GMT -5
OOC: I've written it this way to try and lay the foundations for mine and Vokoun's tag team. Boo Hoo Drakin, maybe Vokoun and I need to wipe that smile off your face and your boyfriend Richlen? Maybe we should do it from a comic book of your choice? You a Spider Man kid? Maybe a Captain America fanboy? Or are you big and bad like Batman? or The Hulk?
Don't really matter Drakin, because I'm not a hero, I'm very, very real, and I'll make you wish you were living in a fantasy world by punching you so hard, you won't be able to see straight. Then how are you gonna read your comics? Here's the thing Castle..........I dont read comics, I just know the cliff notes to certain prominant characters like the one you named yourself.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 22, 2011 19:45:26 GMT -5
I'd watch out Jason. He's starting to put your name on things.
*grins, looks at Dupoe*
Hey, I didn't know they made Mountain Dew Red Alert anymore! "Well, damn. I'd be flattered, but that dagger just isn't my style. Now if you put my name on a Porsche, we'd be talking...on another note, Red Alert? Damn! I gotta run out and stock up!" Your mixing your metaphors with your greed, a foolish idea. I have killed people as punishment for there greed countless times...I can have the Gallows set up for after the match and The EOD can have a good old fashioned execution, tell me how will you bust brains when the very organ not getting the oxygen it needs. *glares at Conner* Don't think for a second that I have forgotten about the Canadian Dragon Conner McKenzie. You have been a persistent thorn in my side for going on 4 months now, I should just ignore you but if I do you will carry on until my hand is forced. Conner you are not even remotely worth the effort to destroy, so why is it that you seek to start fights you can't win. Before you bring up our first match it is due to ViVA that I lost that match and so you remain a non factor in that equation
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 20:12:41 GMT -5
I'd watch out Jason. He's starting to put your name on things.
*grins, looks at Dupoe*
Hey, I didn't know they made Mountain Dew Red Alert anymore! "Well, damn. I'd be flattered, but that dagger just isn't my style. Now if you put my name on a Porsche, we'd be talking...on another note, Red Alert? Damn! I gotta run out and stock up!" Your mixing your metaphors with your greed, a foolish idea. I have killed people as punishment for there greed countless times...I can have the Gallows set up for after the match and The EOD can have a good old fashioned execution, tell me how will you bust brains when the very organ not getting the oxygen it needs. *glares at Conner* Don't think for a second that I have forgotten about the Canadian Dragon Conner McKenzie. You have been a persistent thorn in my side for going on 4 months now, I should just ignore you but if I do you will carry on until my hand is forced. Conner you are not even remotely worth the effort to destroy, so why is it that you seek to start fights you can't win. Before you bring up our first match it is due to ViVA that I lost that match and so you remain a non factor in that equation Guys........I'm pretty sure that was either ketchup or tomato sauce.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 22, 2011 20:45:39 GMT -5
Your mixing your metaphors with your greed, a foolish idea. I have killed people as punishment for there greed countless times...I can have the Gallows set up for after the match and The EOD can have a good old fashioned execution, tell me how will you bust brains when the very organ not getting the oxygen it needs. *glares at Conner* Don't think for a second that I have forgotten about the Canadian Dragon Conner McKenzie. You have been a persistent thorn in my side for going on 4 months now, I should just ignore you but if I do you will carry on until my hand is forced. Conner you are not even remotely worth the effort to destroy, so why is it that you seek to start fights you can't win. Before you bring up our first match it is due to ViVA that I lost that match and so you remain a non factor in that equation I feel honored Dupoe. I'm unforgettable. I didn't realize you felt that way. Suffice it to say though, I just don't swing that way. Not to say there's anything wrong with it. It does explain why you decided to side with Whitey...I mean, Viva Inc though. As for our first match, I haven't forgotten.
How about this, how about you and I bury this figurative hatchet the Niteraw following NOTWZ? Jeremy Dupoe, accompanied by his mail order bride, versus The Canadian Dragon Connor Mackenzie. Guys........I'm pretty sure that was either ketchup or tomato sauce. You sure? I mean, there probably is a reason why Mountain Dew Red Alert was taken off the shelves if he enjoyed it. Blech!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 22, 2011 20:54:07 GMT -5
Your mixing your metaphors with your greed, a foolish idea. I have killed people as punishment for there greed countless times...I can have the Gallows set up for after the match and The EOD can have a good old fashioned execution, tell me how will you bust brains when the very organ not getting the oxygen it needs. *glares at Conner* Don't think for a second that I have forgotten about the Canadian Dragon Conner McKenzie. You have been a persistent thorn in my side for going on 4 months now, I should just ignore you but if I do you will carry on until my hand is forced. Conner you are not even remotely worth the effort to destroy, so why is it that you seek to start fights you can't win. Before you bring up our first match it is due to ViVA that I lost that match and so you remain a non factor in that equation Guys........I'm pretty sure that was either ketchup or tomato sauce. "Nah, nah, it's the wrong consistency entirely for those. Ketchup don't slosh like that."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 21:51:08 GMT -5
Guys........I'm pretty sure that was either ketchup or tomato sauce. "Nah, nah, it's the wrong consistency entirely for those. Ketchup don't slosh like that." But it can't be any kind of drink..........it is too strong of a substance to look like any natural liquid.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 21:59:22 GMT -5
"WWCF CEO GUY DENIES AMIGO TITLE DEFENSE ON NEXT PPV!"
Earlier this week, ever-controversial WWCF Superstar Jonathan Stone Amigo wished to defend his title (which is so long, we shall not spell it out) on the WWCF October PPV "Night of the Wrestling Zombies".
Due to it not being a official WWCF Title, the myserious, new CEO of the WWCF has confined his title defenses to pre or post-show or in unsanctioned matches. However, when the CEO heard about this news, he has barred him from defending on the PPV.
Amigo had this to say: "Bunch of pussies from the locker room to the boardroom, I'm telling ya."
Amigo had more to say, but was cut short, when he grabbed a female journalists' breasts, and the papprazzi was forced to flee.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 22:14:50 GMT -5
"WWCF CEO GUY DENIES AMIGO TITLE DEFENSE ON NEXT PPV!"
Earlier this week, ever-controversial WWCF Superstar Jonathan Stone Amigo wished to defend his title (which is so long, we shall not spell it out) on the WWCF October PPV "Night of the Wrestling Zombies".
Due to it not being a official WWCF Title, the myserious, new CEO of the WWCF has confined his title defenses to pre or post-show or in unsanctioned matches. However, when the CEO heard about this news, he has barred him from defending on the PPV.
Amigo had this to say: "Bunch of pussies from the locker room to the boardroom, I'm telling ya."
Amigo had more to say, but was cut short, when he grabbed a female journalists' breasts, and the papprazzi was forced to flee. What a perverted sexist pig. OOC: What the hell is going on with the color font? What the hell is going on with this font as well?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 22:20:29 GMT -5
What that said is completly untrue. That woman threw her breasts into my hand. Then, everybody freaked for some reason, and ran. Weirdoes.
But yes, this CEO has got to go.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 22:23:52 GMT -5
What that said is completly untrue. That woman threw her breasts into my hand. Then, everybody freaked for some reason, and ran. Weirdoes.
But yes, this CEO has got to go. You really think anyone is going to fall for that line.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 22:25:15 GMT -5
What that said is completly untrue. That woman threw her breasts into my hand. Then, everybody freaked for some reason, and ran. Weirdoes.
But yes, this CEO has got to go. You really think anyone is going to fall for that line. Only those....who believe in the TRUTH.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 22:32:23 GMT -5
You really think anyone is going to fall for that line. Only those....who believe in the TRUTH. That Anti-Cigerette advertising campaign???
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 22:33:50 GMT -5
Only those....who believe in the TRUTH. That Anti-Cigerette advertising campaign??? Well, smoking is bad for you, you know.
But, this is pointless. Unless that thing ViVa has is next week, that CEO can lick my black ass, I'm defending the title that date otherwise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 22:41:15 GMT -5
That Anti-Cigerette advertising campaign??? Well, smoking is bad for you, you know.
But, this is pointless. Unless that thing ViVa has is next week, that CEO can lick my black ass, I'm defending the title that date otherwise. What thing that Viva has??? Did he ask you to the prom?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 22:42:43 GMT -5
Well, smoking is bad for you, you know.
But, this is pointless. Unless that thing ViVa has is next week, that CEO can lick my black ass, I'm defending the title that date otherwise. What the hell are you smoking??? What thing that Viva has??? Did he ask you to the prom? Oh ho ho, the Puppet Master's come up blank, has he? Well, don't worry, I doubt it concerns you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 22:46:13 GMT -5
What the hell are you smoking??? What thing that Viva has??? Did he ask you to the prom? Oh ho ho, the Puppet Master's come up blank, has he? Well, don't worry, I doubt it concerns you. I think he asked you to the prom and you accepted.........that's so cute. I remember when I went to the prom, although I went to it with an actual female to be honest.........but I'm not judging.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 22:51:00 GMT -5
Oh ho ho, the Puppet Master's come up blank, has he? Well, don't worry, I doubt it concerns you. I think he asked you to the prom and you accepted.........that's so cute. I remember when I went to the prom, although I went to it with an actual female to be honest.........but I'm not judging. Ah, trying to play it cool after freaking out? A nice ploy, Seth. Obviously it didn't work, but that's to be expected of you. Failure. Like....oh that time a bunch of guys attacked you and your wife, and you failed to protect her? Remember that? Good times, Seth.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 22:58:34 GMT -5
I think he asked you to the prom and you accepted.........that's so cute. I remember when I went to the prom, although I went to it with an actual female to be honest.........but I'm not judging. Ah, trying to play it cool after freaking out? A nice ploy, Seth. Obviously it didn't work, but that's to be expected of you. Failure. Like....oh that time a bunch of guys attacked you and your wife, and you failed to protect her? Remember that? Good times, Seth. I do remember that. I also remember crushing your freaking skull on the ramp.
But don't change the topic..............what dress or suit will you be wearing??? Do you have a coursage???
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 23:03:40 GMT -5
Ah, trying to play it cool after freaking out? A nice ploy, Seth. Obviously it didn't work, but that's to be expected of you. Failure. Like....oh that time a bunch of guys attacked you and your wife, and you failed to protect her? Remember that? Good times, Seth. I do remember that. I also remember crushing your freaking skull on the ramp.
But don't change the topic..............what dress or suit will you be wearing??? Do you have a coursage??? Ah, yes. All the many times you impotently tried to take revenge and failed and I beat you. Like that one five-on-five. Or not even then. Like those times when you were an evil Mr. Rogers.
And of course, didn't the fans like watching your wife, screaming, spitting up blood as her already-ugly face was disfigured even more? Yes, I believe that won our Gooker for Best Moment in 2010.
Ah, but sadly, as much as I'd like to rub salt into your wounds, this flyer for the title isn't going to hang itself up by it's own power.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 23:22:06 GMT -5
I do remember that. I also remember crushing your freaking skull on the ramp.
But don't change the topic..............what dress or suit will you be wearing??? Do you have a coursage??? Ah, yes. All the many times you impotently tried to take revenge and failed and I beat you. Like that one five-on-five. Or not even then. Like those times when you were an evil Mr. Rogers.
And of course, didn't the fans like watching your wife, screaming, spitting up blood as her already-ugly face was disfigured even more? Yes, I believe that won our Gooker for Best Moment in 2010.
Ah, but sadly, as much as I'd like to rub salt into your wounds, this flyer for the title isn't going to hang itself up by it's own power. Must have kicked you a little too hard because I remember beating you with a Tale's End the week after I won Battlebowl. Weren't you in that match too?
So much for that whole arguement that I fail against you. Now go back to planning that prom you and Viva are going to.
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