Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 23:23:45 GMT -5
Ah, yes. All the many times you impotently tried to take revenge and failed and I beat you. Like that one five-on-five. Or not even then. Like those times when you were an evil Mr. Rogers.
And of course, didn't the fans like watching your wife, screaming, spitting up blood as her already-ugly face was disfigured even more? Yes, I believe that won our Gooker for Best Moment in 2010.
Ah, but sadly, as much as I'd like to rub salt into your wounds, this flyer for the title isn't going to hang itself up by it's own power. Must have kicked you a little too hard because I remember beating you with a Tale's End the week after I won Battlebowl. Weren't you in that match too?
So much for that whole arguement that I fail against you. Now go back to planning that prom you and Viva are going to. Nope, that actually was just still Johnny Stone. Not me, in the sense.
But come on, where's the real venom? Tell me how much you hate me. Come on, just for old time's sake.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 22, 2011 23:27:05 GMT -5
It's only two days away Bergman...IT'S ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY EVIL M!!!! IT'S NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES!!!!! THE SCARIEST NIGHT ON THE WWCF CALENDER!!!! So...how fitting to have the scariest wrestler in the WWCF. You know, I know there's alot of you kiddies out there who watch the WWCF. And I'm sure you're all heard of the Bogeyman. You know, the man that hides in your closet...or under your bed...OR EVEN UNDER YOUR COVERS!!!! Not me of course...because my father was enough of a Bogeyman and my mother had already earned her title as a witch.
Bergman and Evil M....I'm sure you were afraid of the Bogeyman too. I can just imagine a little Evil tyke. With his blanket over his face, staring at his dark, dank closet. I'm sure you were breathing heavy. I'm sure your heart was pounding right in your throat. And Bergman...I'm sure you checked under your bed every night, just to see if the Bogeyman is there. Well it's 2011....and this Monday night, both of you guy's fears will soon come true....BECAUSE I AM THE GOD DAMN BOGEYMAN!!!!! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!![/color]
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 23:49:58 GMT -5
Oh, too bad really. From freaking out at no longer being so smart, to "hur hur hur, u r gay", to fabricating events to complete silence.
Well, he's no more fun. Oh well.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 23, 2011 0:32:16 GMT -5
It's only two days away Bergman...IT'S ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY EVIL M!!!! IT'S NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES!!!!! THE SCARIEST NIGHT ON THE WWCF CALENDER!!!! So...how fitting to have the scariest wrestler in the WWCF. You know, I know there's alot of you kiddies out there who watch the WWCF. And I'm sure you're all heard of the Bogeyman. You know, the man that hides in your closet...or under your bed...OR EVEN UNDER YOUR COVERS!!!! Not me of course...because my father was enough of a Bogeyman and my mother had already earned her title as a witch.
Bergman and Evil M....I'm sure you were afraid of the Bogeyman too. I can just imagine a little Evil tyke. With his blanket over his face, staring at his dark, dank closet. I'm sure you were breathing heavy. I'm sure your heart was pounding right in your throat. And Bergman...I'm sure you checked under your bed every night, just to see if the Bogeyman is there. Well it's 2011....and this Monday night, both of you guy's fears will soon come true....BECAUSE I AM THE GOD DAMN BOGEYMAN!!!!! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!! [/color][/quote] Im getting the Cube of horrors and his friend Dr. Pain.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 23, 2011 0:43:31 GMT -5
Oh, too bad really. From freaking out at no longer being so smart, to "hur hur hur, u r gay", to fabricating events to complete silence.
Well, he's no more fun. Oh well. Huh??? Oh sorry..........I was busy doing something else with my time. I have a wife you know?
Then again, it probably isn't something you are used to so I forgive you for your impatience.
And you really need to stop going with the whole "I changed my name so you never beat me" ploy...........it didn't work for Viva and it sure as hell isn't going to work for you. Espescially since you brought up that whole assault and taking credit for being part of it.
Sorry, but I don't feel like giving a guy like yourself the real venom. The only thing I care to say towards you is "Which one of the dopes in Punch-Out were you?"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 23, 2011 0:46:09 GMT -5
It's only two days away Bergman...IT'S ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY EVIL M!!!! IT'S NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES!!!!! THE SCARIEST NIGHT ON THE WWCF CALENDER!!!! So...how fitting to have the scariest wrestler in the WWCF. You know, I know there's alot of you kiddies out there who watch the WWCF. And I'm sure you're all heard of the Bogeyman. You know, the man that hides in your closet...or under your bed...OR EVEN UNDER YOUR COVERS!!!! Not me of course...because my father was enough of a Bogeyman and my mother had already earned her title as a witch.
Bergman and Evil M....I'm sure you were afraid of the Bogeyman too. I can just imagine a little Evil tyke. With his blanket over his face, staring at his dark, dank closet. I'm sure you were breathing heavy. I'm sure your heart was pounding right in your throat. And Bergman...I'm sure you checked under your bed every night, just to see if the Bogeyman is there. Well it's 2011....and this Monday night, both of you guy's fears will soon come true....BECAUSE I AM THE GOD DAMN BOGEYMAN!!!!! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!! [/color][/quote] You're The Boogeyman...............here, have a can of worms.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 23, 2011 1:37:39 GMT -5
It's only two days away Bergman...IT'S ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY EVIL M!!!! IT'S NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES!!!!! THE SCARIEST NIGHT ON THE WWCF CALENDER!!!! So...how fitting to have the scariest wrestler in the WWCF. You know, I know there's alot of you kiddies out there who watch the WWCF. And I'm sure you're all heard of the Bogeyman. You know, the man that hides in your closet...or under your bed...OR EVEN UNDER YOUR COVERS!!!! Not me of course...because my father was enough of a Bogeyman and my mother had already earned her title as a witch.
Bergman and Evil M....I'm sure you were afraid of the Bogeyman too. I can just imagine a little Evil tyke. With his blanket over his face, staring at his dark, dank closet. I'm sure you were breathing heavy. I'm sure your heart was pounding right in your throat. And Bergman...I'm sure you checked under your bed every night, just to see if the Bogeyman is there. Well it's 2011....and this Monday night, both of you guy's fears will soon come true....BECAUSE I AM THE GOD DAMN BOGEYMAN!!!!! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!! [/color][/quote] You're The Boogeyman...............here, have a can of worms. [/quote] *Takes the can of worms, takes a handful and stuffs them in his mouth. He chews and gives a sick smile* Psh...I'VE EATEN WORSE!!!!!!/b]
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 23, 2011 1:40:58 GMT -5
You're The Boogeyman...............here, have a can of worms. *Takes the can of worms, takes a handful and stuffs them in his mouth. He chews and gives a sick smile* Psh...I'VE EATEN WORSE!!!!!!/b] Someone here read How To Eat Fried Worms and was taking notes.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 23, 2011 2:01:18 GMT -5
I'm sorry, Seth, did you say "WHEN" Ryan wins the title?
Look, maybe your head is still scrambled from whatever the hell happened to you on Monday, but you must be delusional if you think Chamber of Horrors is a foregone conclusion.
You seem to forget, Sethy boy, that in the Chamber Of Horrors, the only rule is that you must put your opponent in the chair and pull the switch.
Which means that for all intents and purposes, it's a hardcore match, and buddy, there ain't nobody better at that than me.
But more importantly, no matter who wins, Viva Inc. loses, because whether it's me or Ryan, we'll know that the belt is FINALLY in the hands of a decent person.
Yeah, I know, he broke Hideo's arm, but in retrospect, he should have broken both, and Blood's proven that he's one of the best in this company.
So despite what you and everyone else wants to believe, at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, the fans wil finally get the match they deserve, two hard working, talented wrestlers fighting with pride and honor for the biggest prize in the company.
I'm still gonna win, though, sorry, Ryan. No, I know he will beat you. Ryan was a snake in the grass.........but he has earned back his honor, he took my retribution (although he claims he will pay me back), and has realized the error of his ways.
You, on the other hand, at one time.......was a man of honor. But even if you don't admit it..........Hideo left a piece of him in your heart. You are a man who cashed in on a very fatigued Cageking to get that Interforums Title and tried to hold it for ransom.
Then after I was generous enough to give you a shot at the briefcase that Hideo paid for and was going to give Evil M....free of charge, you pay me back for my kindness by talking behind my back to The Pantheon and negotiating with them. You wonder why I didn't help you when Evil M was about to send Sara to hell, there is your reason.
You want to know why I didn't help you stop that forced wedding............because you had enough help as it was. And despite all of your crap, when you decided to cash in your opportunity at Gookermania (even though I won that right to face the world champion at Gookermania).......I didn't have an issue with you then.
But you really pushed it when on your wife's show and with BRB there to be a pressence so I didn't kick your ass, you verbally ambushed me and questioned how much I cared for my wife. You want to know why I see Ryan beating you...........it's because I see you for what you are.............a once honorable man, who has become a snake in the grass.
I had hoped I was going to be the one facing you, but some evil wizard had other plans. But so help me, I pray you get those volts of electricity to your brain because maybe it will return the once honorable Jonathan that I once knew. The once honorable Jonathan who made me say I Quit in January of 2010. The once honorable Jonathan who beat 4 men to become Champion of Honor. The once honorable Jonothan who stepped up when my egotism as the World Champion made me make a challenge to any champion to face me in a one on one match. I can only hope so..............otherwise, you will still be the pathetic worm who has lost so much respect from me in the years since then.
And Cut. Okay, three things, Drakin.
One, it shouldn't have mattered how you feel about me, you jacka**, an innocent woman was in danger and you bet your ass I did everything I had to do to help her and if anyone should understand that, it's you.
Two, you of all people have no right whatsoever to question MY integrity, you've pulled more crap in your day than just about anyone in this company, and yet you keep whining about the ONE thing I've done that isn't even one tenth as bad as the things you and others have done around here.
Oh, no, I cashed in a briefcase and gave someone a title shot in exchange for another title shot, why aren't I in Jail for such disgusting behavior?
Please, Seth, spin a new record.
And three, if you ever steal my catchphrase again, I'll shove my fist so far up your ass, you'll be MY puppet.
AND, CUT.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 23, 2011 10:25:21 GMT -5
No, I know he will beat you. Ryan was a snake in the grass.........but he has earned back his honor, he took my retribution (although he claims he will pay me back), and has realized the error of his ways.
You, on the other hand, at one time.......was a man of honor. But even if you don't admit it..........Hideo left a piece of him in your heart. You are a man who cashed in on a very fatigued Cageking to get that Interforums Title and tried to hold it for ransom.
Then after I was generous enough to give you a shot at the briefcase that Hideo paid for and was going to give Evil M....free of charge, you pay me back for my kindness by talking behind my back to The Pantheon and negotiating with them. You wonder why I didn't help you when Evil M was about to send Sara to hell, there is your reason.
You want to know why I didn't help you stop that forced wedding............because you had enough help as it was. And despite all of your crap, when you decided to cash in your opportunity at Gookermania (even though I won that right to face the world champion at Gookermania).......I didn't have an issue with you then.
But you really pushed it when on your wife's show and with BRB there to be a pressence so I didn't kick your ass, you verbally ambushed me and questioned how much I cared for my wife. You want to know why I see Ryan beating you...........it's because I see you for what you are.............a once honorable man, who has become a snake in the grass.
I had hoped I was going to be the one facing you, but some evil wizard had other plans. But so help me, I pray you get those volts of electricity to your brain because maybe it will return the once honorable Jonathan that I once knew. The once honorable Jonathan who made me say I Quit in January of 2010. The once honorable Jonathan who beat 4 men to become Champion of Honor. The once honorable Jonothan who stepped up when my egotism as the World Champion made me make a challenge to any champion to face me in a one on one match. I can only hope so..............otherwise, you will still be the pathetic worm who has lost so much respect from me in the years since then.
And Cut. Okay, three things, Drakin.
One, it shouldn't have mattered how you feel about me, you jacka**, an innocent woman was in danger and you bet your ass I did everything I had to do to help her and if anyone should understand that, it's you.
Two, you of all people have no right whatsoever to question MY integrity, you've pulled more crap in your day than just about anyone in this company, and yet you keep whining about the ONE thing I've done that isn't even one tenth as bad as the things you and others have done around here.
Oh, no, I cashed in a briefcase and gave someone a title shot in exchange for another title shot, why aren't I in Jail for such disgusting behavior?
Please, Seth, spin a new record.
And three, if you ever steal my catchphrase again, I'll shove my fist so far up your ass, you'll be MY puppet.
AND, CUT. Here's the thing Jonathan............when I asked you to join, a simple no would have sufficed. Bergman did it so why couldnt you?
Also, I can question your integrity because when I made my insults, I didn't verbally ambush you while hiding behind friends. Also, even for me................there were restraints for even me, I never straight out insulted someone's family. You did something that even I at my worse, wouldnt have done. So you bet your ass you are going to suffer retribution.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 23, 2011 19:06:52 GMT -5
Snake in the grass, Seth? Meh, I've been called worse, and so has JoNo. Puts us in good company actually: Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, Ophidian...
Anyway, while I would love to get drawn into another weeks-long exchange of "You suck, no YOU suck, no YOU suck..." with you, I have a match to prepare for. So go away.
As for you, JoNo: bring it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 23, 2011 19:14:47 GMT -5
Snake in the grass, Seth? Meh, I've been called worse, and so has JoNo. Puts us in good company actually: Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, Ophidian...
Anyway, while I would love to get drawn into another weeks-long exchange of "You suck, no YOU suck, no YOU suck..." with you, I have a match to prepare for. So go away.
As for you, JoNo: bring it. No one...........and I mean "No One"............tells me to go anywhere. But because I have my own battles to deal with...........thanks to your dad, I'll deal with you another time.
Oh and speaking of your dad, tell him that if I see him, he wont be able to perform any magic after I am done with him.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 24, 2011 8:31:24 GMT -5
WWCF.com exclusive
*Dupoe is seen entering the security camera room a minutes later Cackling followed by this is heard coming from the room*
Tonight is going to be very interesting for the Pumpkin King AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 24, 2011 19:58:22 GMT -5
It's time to get ready Ladies and Germs......This is the night we've been preparing for for QUITE some time! My OFFICIAL Debut, and the WWCF's own personal Hallowe'en Celebration.
Tonight's the night anything can happen, when the Dead rise, Ghouls roam and of course......The Pumpkin King RULES!
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Post by General Adam on Oct 25, 2011 20:32:04 GMT -5
*The General is in the back*
I lost another one. Two big matches and I blew them both.
What the hell is going on with me?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 25, 2011 21:08:58 GMT -5
Amigo, Dupoe, Vokoun, Punisher. Come find me. Now.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 25, 2011 21:26:48 GMT -5
DuPoe......that was NOT CRICKET! I said it at the PPV and I Re-iterate, Sally's as innocent as you can be in this business, you're lucky I was able to talk the Majority Shareholder out of straight up FIRING your cultist behind for finding it necessary to attack NON WWCF Employee to get to me.
Un-Fortunately the MS has informed me that He has two options, either Sally has to stay away from Parts Unknown Arena or.....she must be brought under contract if you wish to continue to harass her.
After consoling her last night she's informed me that....she'd be staying behind from now on. We've decided that it's safer that way.
So Jeremy......you've managed to do what you planned to.....you forced her AWAY from me.
However you must steel yourself Mr. DuPoe, for you must prepare to deal with me! My first match, my first VICTORY will be against you DuPoe.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 25, 2011 21:44:29 GMT -5
And another goal crossed off my list.
Ya know, I've beaten three former WWCF World Champions in less than a year: Amigo, Tyfo, and, yes, Seth Drakin. At In Your Apartment, Enigma makes four. And if Viva tries to get involved again, that number increases to five.
Want to test your luck?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 25, 2011 21:49:32 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin looking tired and hurt in the parking lot. Fred comes up to the man.*
Seth, I know you went through hell........but a few questions.
*Seth looks at him annoyed.*
You have three.
But.........
THREE!!!!!
Okay.......okay, first off...........why were you in the battle royal when you already had an Interforums Title Shot?
Because I have been CEO for the last two and I've always wanted to do it. It was fun for me, nothing more.........
Okay, we saw you were knocked out very early in the Interforums Title match, what is your opinion on your friend Gus winning?
Well, congrats to my good friend Gus and Gus won't have to worry, I don't plan on asking for a rematch. Gus was the better man and he deserves to have a long title reign with that belt. Actually, I hope he breaks Above Average's record for longest reign.
Finally, we have a man who you have had plenty of words for, Jonathan Michaels, become the first man to hold every title by becoming the New World Champion and.......
Now stop right there, you want to talk to me about that prick winning. Well, La De F***ing Da.............that punk is world champion. I'm sure he may want to brag about winning and rub it in my face, but I am too tired for that sh**. You know, in fact.............knowing that son of a b****, he might decide to ambush me right now so let me just say this short and sweet.....somewhere along the line, that ingrate is going to get his comuppance because he is going to be the victim of an ambush from me.
Now, I'm going home to get some rest...........but you let Jonathan know that.
*Seth enters the car and drives away.*
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 25, 2011 22:19:49 GMT -5
And another goal crossed off my list.
Ya know, I've beaten three former WWCF World Champions in less than a year: Amigo, Tyfo, and, yes, Seth Drakin. At In Your Apartment, Enigma makes four. And if Viva tries to get involved again, that number increases to five.
Want to test your luck? Don't make me laugh, Gussy. Of COURSE I'm going to test my luck. Just not on my time, and not yours, either. Unfortunately the powers that be don't see me as a contender. They never have. Because Viva Inc. is in the possession of these tag belts, I don't get to add to our collection, apparently. It's a shame, too. I'd beat the f***ing snot out of you.
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