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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 12, 2011 18:34:53 GMT -5
But, apparently not that fast as the puppet masters have gone exactly as I know would happen and put you against the Monkeyf***er.
You see, if it was anyone else who finished second in the battle royal, they would have gotten it, but once they saw who it was, boom, they'd rather have some guy like him go for it. Hrmph. Sometimes....it's good to have friends in high places. "To be honest, General...he's right. He did deserve the shot. He finished second, and you cheated him out of the chance to win. Have all the friends you want, I owe you an ass-kicking for me and for Amigo, and on Heatz, I'm paying that debt."
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Dec 12, 2011 18:35:37 GMT -5
OOC: I know I already explained this in the main thread, but it would seem strange if Blood were IC'ly silent and didn't respond to Vokoun here. You dumbass, do I have to explain the contract to you again? No, you know what? You take the contract I gave you, you take it to somebody who's not only literate but who also has a basic understanding of the English language, and you have that person read it to you and explain it to you! Because obviously you're hopeless! And it's not "legalese" on that piece of paper you've got, Vokoun; it's really pretty simple!
You can't just name yourself number one contender! You're able to demand that you be part of a number one contender's match where the participants have yet to be determined, to challenge the person who's already the number one contender, or to challenge the two people who are scheduled to face one another in a number one contender's match! You have to WIN the number one contendership, Vokoun! All that contract does is give you the chance to win it!
Now, your contract hasn't been used up by your challenge to Aaron Enigma, since calling out the champion was something you were able to do without the contract. And the fact that you're already in a number one contender's match against Gus doesn't use up the contract either, since you got that match without exercising your contractually guaranteed right to have one.
As for beating Evil M and Bergman...dude, I don't know what I said that gave you the idea that you'd get a title shot if you beat them, but you apparently weren't listening. Your match against them was a defense of your Hardcore Championship. Winning that meant you were able to keep the title you already had! And the title that I finally took from you, by the way. Heh heh. You know....I'm getting really sick and tired of you at this point pal. I mean, if you weren't such an incompetent boob of a commissioner...you wouldn't have made this whole contract deal so f***ing convoluted. Because the more and more I think about this damn thing...THE MORE AND MORE I THINK THAT I'M GETTING SCREWED!!!!!! And about you being the Hardcore Champion. Congrats.....BUT DON'T THINK I CAN'T TAKE THAT BACK ANYTIME I WANT TO!!!! AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!! But you don't want to. Because you know I'd just destroy you all over again.
Anyway, if you want to be pissed off about perceived injustices, then go ahead. It'll just make it easier for Gus to beat you. And if you somehow beat Gus despite your head not being in the game, then I'm sure the Head Detective will have a much easier time defeating a guy who's focused on being angry at me instead of trying to win the IF strap.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 12, 2011 18:37:50 GMT -5
Sometimes....it's good to have friends in high places. "To be honest, General...he's right. He did deserve the shot. He finished second, and you cheated him out of the chance to win. Have all the friends you want, I owe you an ass-kicking for me and for Amigo, and on Heatz, I'm paying that debt." We will see about that my friend. You just didn't piss me off, you pissed off the majority shareholder and he doesn't liked to get pissed off or pissed on. Either way they're both the same. I'll see you soon.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 12, 2011 19:03:30 GMT -5
You know....I'm getting really sick and tired of you at this point pal. I mean, if you weren't such an incompetent boob of a commissioner...you wouldn't have made this whole contract deal so f***ing convoluted. Because the more and more I think about this damn thing...THE MORE AND MORE I THINK THAT I'M GETTING SCREWED!!!!!! And about you being the Hardcore Champion. Congrats.....BUT DON'T THINK I CAN'T TAKE THAT BACK ANYTIME I WANT TO!!!! AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!! But you don't want to. Because you know I'd just destroy you all over again.
Anyway, if you want to be pissed off about perceived injustices, then go ahead. It'll just make it easier for Gus to beat you. And if you somehow beat Gus despite your head not being in the game, then I'm sure the Head Detective will have a much easier time defeating a guy who's focused on being angry at me instead of trying to win the IF strap. First of all......YOU DIDN'T DESTROY ME!!!! YOU GOT LUCKY!!!!! And the reason I don't want to go for the Hardcore Title is because I'm sick and tired of being considered a "Garbage wrestler" THAT'S WHATS BEEN HOLDING ME BACK!!!!
Second of all....Gus has NO CHANCE OF BEATING THIS 280 POUND FREIGHT TRAIN!!!!!! He's been so lucky for SOOO long. It's time to throw him to the grinder. I'm bigger than, stronger than him, CRAZIER THAN HIM!!!! MORE BLOOD THIRSTY THAN HIM!!!!! I'M MORE RESILIENT THAN HIM!!!! I'M JUST PLAIN BETTER THAN THAT MIDGET!!!!!!!
And finally...after I steamroll Richlin.....then it's on to Aaron Enigma. He hasn't responded to any challenge...just alot of bluster from a man who's afraid that he's about to lose his coveted spot....to a real man. Because he's scared that all my training is gonna pay off on him. He's afraid that his "legend" is gonna fall. Just like Boiler Room Brawler's fell after he faced me, just like Ryan Starshine's "legend" like Evil M's "Legend"....AND AARON ENIGMA'S SO CALLED "LEGEND" IS GONNA DIE IN MY OWN BARE HANDS!!!!!!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 12, 2011 22:21:19 GMT -5
But you don't want to. Because you know I'd just destroy you all over again.
Anyway, if you want to be pissed off about perceived injustices, then go ahead. It'll just make it easier for Gus to beat you. And if you somehow beat Gus despite your head not being in the game, then I'm sure the Head Detective will have a much easier time defeating a guy who's focused on being angry at me instead of trying to win the IF strap. First of all......YOU DIDN'T DESTROY ME!!!! YOU GOT LUCKY!!!!! And the reason I don't want to go for the Hardcore Title is because I'm sick and tired of being considered a "Garbage wrestler" THAT'S WHATS BEEN HOLDING ME BACK!!!!
Second of all....Gus has NO CHANCE OF BEATING THIS 280 POUND FREIGHT TRAIN!!!!!! He's been so lucky for SOOO long. It's time to throw him to the grinder. I'm bigger than, stronger than him, CRAZIER THAN HIM!!!! MORE BLOOD THIRSTY THAN HIM!!!!! I'M MORE RESILIENT THAN HIM!!!! I'M JUST PLAIN BETTER THAN THAT MIDGET!!!!!!!
And finally...after I steamroll Richlin.....then it's on to Aaron Enigma. He hasn't responded to any challenge...just alot of bluster from a man who's afraid that he's about to lose his coveted spot....to a real man. Because he's scared that all my training is gonna pay off on him. He's afraid that his "legend" is gonna fall. Just like Boiler Room Brawler's fell after he faced me, just like Ryan Starshine's "legend" like Evil M's "Legend"....AND AARON ENIGMA'S SO CALLED "LEGEND" IS GONNA DIE IN MY OWN BARE HANDS!!!!!! Have you forgotten what happened when Caleb Fourchon thought he was just going to waltz into Gookermania and wallop me because I was the smaller man? He hasn't been seen since. Or should I mention Descent? He also thought I was going to be easy prey, and I beat him too.
And NOBODY can call me defeating the General and Seth Drakin to retain the Inter-Forum Championship a fluke.
It's quite clear that you're eager to test your luck, Vokoun. Unfortunately for you, it's going to run out. You may have trained in Nakatomi's dojo, but this is MY Machine Shop, and nobody walks into MY Machine Shop and leaves the same. NOBODY.
And that...
...is a promise.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 13, 2011 5:42:52 GMT -5
"To be honest, General...he's right. He did deserve the shot. He finished second, and you cheated him out of the chance to win. Have all the friends you want, I owe you an ass-kicking for me and for Amigo, and on Heatz, I'm paying that debt." We will see about that my friend. You just didn't piss me off, you pissed off the majority shareholder and he doesn't liked to get pissed off or pissed on. Either way they're both the same. I'll see you soon. "Okay then..."*BB looks at the camera, TV Title over his shoulder* "Mr. Majority Shareholder, let's get one thing very, VERY clear. I am nobody's puppet. Just because you tell me to dance, that doesn't mean I'm actually going to listen. You may have thought that you could make me your pawn by hanging my title win over my head, but I promise you, you've just made another enemy. I don't care about your little spat with ViVA and his goons, you threatened the integrity of me, as a wrestler, and I will not, CANNOT let that stand. It's simple: don't interfere in my affairs ever again. Or else."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 13, 2011 10:40:34 GMT -5
We will see about that my friend. You just didn't piss me off, you pissed off the majority shareholder and he doesn't liked to get pissed off or pissed on. Either way they're both the same. I'll see you soon. "Okay then..."*BB looks at the camera, TV Title over his shoulder* "Mr. Majority Shareholder, let's get one thing very, VERY clear. I am nobody's puppet. Just because you tell me to dance, that doesn't mean I'm actually going to listen. You may have thought that you could make me your pawn by hanging my title win over my head, but I promise you, you've just made another enemy. I don't care about your little spat with ViVA and his goons, you threatened the integrity of me, as a wrestler, and I will not, CANNOT let that stand. It's simple: don't interfere in my affairs ever again. Or else." I kinda like your style.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 13, 2011 11:56:26 GMT -5
I'll be honest with ya Gus. I like your spunk. I know you have a lot of intensity and confidence....but so do I. I've been jerked around for so long....and I've been hungry for long....that I'm starving. I look into your eyes Gus...and I see determination....but l also see a little fear. Because you never faced a man like me before Gus. But you look into eyes...and you see serious determination. I want the Interforum championship so so badly. I can taste it. Since I've been with ViVa inc.... I have more of a purpose than I ever had before. They have shown me that I am more than what the rest of the world thought I was. I have proven everyone wrong ON ALL COUNTS!!! I have Gus. I proved I belong with the big boys...ive beaten the big boys... And I've have proven that am more than just a hardcore wrestler. I am one of the best in the world Gus. When i said I'm a 280 pound freight train...just waiting to run you over....i meant it. Because you are NOT GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY OR IM GOING TO RUN YOU OVER!!!!!![/color]
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 13, 2011 13:59:29 GMT -5
I'll be honest with ya Gus. I like your spunk. I know you have a lot of intensity and confidence....but so do I. I've been jerked around for so long....and I've been hungry for long....that I'm starving. I look into your eyes Gus...and I see determination....but l also see a little fear. Because you never faced a man like me before Gus. But you look into eyes...and you see serious determination. I want the Interforum championship so so badly. I can taste it. Since I've been with ViVa inc.... I have more of a purpose than I ever had before. They have shown me that I am more than what the rest of the world thought I was. I have proven everyone wrong ON ALL COUNTS!!! I have Gus. I proved I belong with the big boys...ive beaten the big boys... And I've have proven that am more than just a hardcore wrestler. I am one of the best in the world Gus. When i said I'm a 280 pound freight train...just waiting to run you over....i meant it. Because you are NOT GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY OR IM GOING TO RUN YOU OVER!!!!!! [/color][/quote] Fear? Really, Vokoun? You think I'm afraid of you?! After what I've been through in my short time here, you think I'm afraid?!
This coming Heatz, I am going to derail the freight train.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 13, 2011 15:47:23 GMT -5
Alienation. Demonstration. All that have been through it. For those who can tell, unholy bells Ring for all the tortured.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 14, 2011 18:24:11 GMT -5
We will see about that my friend. You just didn't piss me off, you pissed off the majority shareholder and he doesn't liked to get pissed off or pissed on. Either way they're both the same. I'll see you soon. "Okay then..."*BB looks at the camera, TV Title over his shoulder* "Mr. Majority Shareholder, let's get one thing very, VERY clear. I am nobody's puppet. Just because you tell me to dance, that doesn't mean I'm actually going to listen. You may have thought that you could make me your pawn by hanging my title win over my head, but I promise you, you've just made another enemy. I don't care about your little spat with ViVA and his goons, you threatened the integrity of me, as a wrestler, and I will not, CANNOT let that stand. It's simple: don't interfere in my affairs ever again. Or else." Mr. Allen, My associate was attempting to give you some friendly advice. The majority shareholder is a caprecious individual.....he isn't trying to make you into a puppet. Trust me, If that were the case his arm would already be up your ass to the elbow.
Thought some might say "Mulligan aren;t you his puppet too?" After I gently remind them with the help of a steel bat.....I'd respond like so. "Why No, I do wat he asks willingly and with a big ole grin on my face" Why next HEATZ! he's asked me to make an example of a local talent who had the unmitigated gall to sell some bootleg WWCF Merch at his local armory show.....really bad form doncha know.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 15, 2011 13:19:13 GMT -5
I, I know your every move I've heard your every word I know you well
And I've, got nothing left to prove your threats I find absurd I am your hell
Every time, You think that I'm done I come back stronger (stronger)
Every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground
I will fight, till there's nothing left till my legs are gone
You won't forget me
'cause I will fight, till my final breath just to see you fall
I'll make you fear me
Every time, You think I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground
'cause I will fight, till there's nothing left till my legs are gone
You won't forget me
Every time, You think I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
Every time, You think that I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 15, 2011 13:23:54 GMT -5
I, I know your every move I've heard your every word I know you well
And I've, got nothing left to prove your threats I find absurd I am your hell
Every time, You think that I'm done I come back stronger (stronger)
Every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground
I will fight, till there's nothing left till my legs are gone
You won't forget me
'cause I will fight, till my final breath just to see you fall
I'll make you fear me
Every time, You think I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground
'cause I will fight, till there's nothing left till my legs are gone
You won't forget me
Every time, You think I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
Every time, You think that I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you Newsflash Whitey, this isn't a rap battle.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 15, 2011 13:54:10 GMT -5
The Head Detective is back! Now I know I was MIA for a bit, but I was further conducting my research for the case of the majority shareholder's identity. Of course a few things went on while I was gone so give me the chance to address them. First off, me and Connor are the #1 contenders for the tag team titles. Now this doesn't mean I'm neglecting my responsibility as Inter-Forum champion, but soon Viva Inc will have 2 less belts, while the Head Detective will be gaining another belt.
Of course, speaking of the Inter-Forum title, that has to bring me to Ol' Smokey. Now listen up and listen good, Smokey. I am SICK of hearing you mouth off about how you are going to just utterly annihilate me and how you are gonna kill the legend that is the Head Detective. Now that really irks me. I do not consider myself a legend. I held that Heavyweight title a month, and now I've barely held this title a month and I haven't even defended it yet. I'm not going to roll over and let you continue on some righteous crusade of killing "legends" Your journey begins and ends with me, Aaron Enigma, after I leave you lying on the mat unconscious.
You have done nothing but trash talk since you got here, and then try to defuse the situation when it gets turned back on yourself, but then you talk even more CRAP! You still don't get it Smokey. This isn't about you, this isn't about me, it isn't about any of us in the back. All of this, everything we do, is for the WWCF Galaxy. Without them we don't get paid, buddy. You can go around acting like a child, insulting everything that moves, but where does that get you?
Don't answer that question since I already know the answer. It gets you a match with me, where I will educate you as to why we are here. Of course, in WWCF the only way to educate is with violence, with passion, with aggression and with intelligence. You better hope you beat Gus first though, otherwise you'll be watching from the back as me and him fight it out in one hell of a rematch for my Inter-Forum title.
Good luck Smokey, just know the outcome of our possible title match was decided the second you opened your mouth. I'll silence you for good. That isn't a threat, it is a fact. It's not rocket science, it's elementary.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 15, 2011 15:44:11 GMT -5
I, I know your every move I've heard your every word I know you well
And I've, got nothing left to prove your threats I find absurd I am your hell
Every time, You think that I'm done I come back stronger (stronger)
Every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground
I will fight, till there's nothing left till my legs are gone
You won't forget me
'cause I will fight, till my final breath just to see you fall
I'll make you fear me
Every time, You think I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground
'cause I will fight, till there's nothing left till my legs are gone
You won't forget me
Every time, You think I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you
Every time, You think that I'm done I'll come back stronger (stronger)
And every time, You think that you've got me I will fight you Newsflash Whitey, this isn't a rap battle.OOC: Since I went tweener, I figured I should change my music
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Post by General Adam on Dec 15, 2011 22:26:49 GMT -5
I may not have won the TV title tonight, but I have my eyes on another prize. A prize I wanted for so long is now within my hands. You see Michaels, there is no hard feelings between you and me. There is nothing personal that I have against you and to tell the truth, when you called me the majority shareholder's ass polisher it hurt my feelings. Have I ever insulted you like that? I understand that many people here have mix feelings about are majority shareholder, but you must understand that he is doing this for the greater good for the WWCF. He picked me because I am the best thing for the WWCF. I must win that belt Michaels, it's for the best and the continuing growth of the WWCF. And Michaels once again I must repeat myself that I have nothing personal against you, but simply business. I am going to win the WWCF heavyweight title, and along with the majority shareholder we will make the WWCF better then it has never been before..
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 15, 2011 22:32:00 GMT -5
"Goddamnit, Amigo! You couldn't stand the idea of seeing the General get a shot, could you? Had to take your shot to step in and "make a statement", right? Well, as far as I'm concerned, you can take your statements, your thoughts for the day, your inspirational quotes, and you can shove it! You want a shot at me, Johnny? You got it! Next week! Heatz, NiteRaw, whatever it ends up being, you are the next in line for me to defend my WWCF Television Title against! So congratulations, you got your shot! I'm sick and tired of petty squabbles leaving me in the crossfire! Is it too much to ask for one match without interference? Just one! Damn! Match! You and me, Johnny, you and me...bring it on. You ruined my first title defense. Prepare to be my second."
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 15, 2011 22:42:59 GMT -5
I may not have won the TV title tonight, but I have my eyes on another prize. A prize I wanted for so long is now within my hands. You see Michaels, there is no hard feelings between you and me. There is nothing personal that I have against you and to tell the truth, when you called me the majority shareholder's ass polisher it hurt my feelings. Have I ever insulted you like that? I understand that many people here have mix feelings about are majority shareholder, but you must understand that he is doing this for the greater good for the WWCF. He picked me because I am the best thing for the WWCF. I must win that belt Michaels, it's for the best and the continuing growth of the WWCF. And Michaels once again I must repeat myself that I have nothing personal against you, but simply business. I am going to win the WWCF heavyweight title, and along with the majority shareholder we will make the WWCF better then it has never been before.. Or maybe I'll beat you, Castle, and, reluctantly, Michaels and I'LL become the WWCF World Champion.
And speaking of a certain member of ViVA, Inc....
Punisher, you and me, next week. HARDCORE MATCH.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 15, 2011 22:43:00 GMT -5
"Goddamnit, Amigo! You couldn't stand the idea of seeing the General get a shot, could you? Had to take your shot to step in and "make a statement", right? Well, as far as I'm concerned, you can take your statements, your thoughts for the day, your inspirational quotes, and you can shove it! You want a shot at me, Johnny? You got it! Next week! Heatz, NiteRaw, whatever it ends up being, you are the next in line for me to defend my WWCF Television Title against! So congratulations, you got your shot! I'm sick and tired of petty squabbles leaving me in the crossfire! Is it too much to ask for one match without interference? Just one! Damn! Match! You and me, Johnny, you and me...bring it on. You ruined my first title defense. Prepare to be my second." Don't take it so personal, it really had nothing to do with whoever held the belt, just whoever was facing the Monkeyf***er. Did he honestly think just because he became a slave of a shadow he thinks there would be no retribution? Heh, he's stupid enough to, I'd bet.
Oh, and don't mind me if I take you up on that offer. I should have had in the first place, having it gone for a week or two in the grand scheme of things will mean little to me after I bring it to mainstream popularity.
All people know that violence and controversy sells, so what better person to glue people to their screens then me?
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 15, 2011 22:50:55 GMT -5
*We're treated to a close-up of Demento speaking to the audience....Only his face is seen throughouth the promo, it's a single camera shot stopping at the shoulders, framing him like a bust. His demeanor is sickeningly sweet.....obviuosly a put-on for the camera*
Greeting all my Dimensions and Dementoids! It is I, that is to say....M3. The WWCF officials believed I'd gotten a wee bit too dangerous in dealing with Mr. Scarlet on HEATZ! so they've relegated me to spending my off times in lockdown. I've had some time to think as well....."Mad" seems to be a bit of a Misnomer, if not a bit weak to describe me. I'm more......Demented. Therefore and forthwith i shall be renamed Demento......though there's that has-been Damian thet used that name too....bother.....
I know....I'll be DOCTOR Demento! Yes, I do have that doctorate in Psychoceramics that's never been mentioned until now and never will be again, and I HAVE been blatantly stealing material from him for a while now.
Yes......Call me Doctor Demento.....and just you wait Ryan Blood. I might just hit the Crackpot Jackpot in our matchup. Until then Ryan....Be Safe.....
Doctor's Orders.......
*We Zoom out to reveal that Doctor Demento is in a straight jacket AND strapped to a wall. An orderly comes in and closes the Door leaving him in darkness......Demento begins to smile and for some reason his teeth are glowing in the darkness*
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