The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 20, 2011 16:19:43 GMT -5
OOC: Let me make one thing clear. Aaron and Smokin' are killing it right now. This is some good s***. OOC: I agree here - you two are taking it to another level. Well done.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 20, 2011 19:19:41 GMT -5
An older looking alarm clock can be seen on a table in a dark room. The only light beams down onto the table as the tick tock can be heard echoing.
I recall once Whitey you said an opponent of yours time was ticking down until his ass was beaten. You seemed so confident, so sure of yourself. Of course that was also against someone with whom you knew, had faced before. You thought you had him pegged and perhaps you did. The problem is that the tick tock you were hearing wasn't just his.
The camera begins to slowly zoom in on the table as a hand moves to pluck the clock up. A sleeve from Connor's cloak can be seen as the rest of him remains off-screen, though the clock is held as if he is examining it.
A clock is an intricate piece. All of it's parts working in tandem. Working with such precision, no movement wasted, each with a purpose. A well-made clock is a thing of beauty that lasts for years. Decades, if not longer. You should admire it Whitey, because you are nothing like it.
Connor sets the clock back down on the table gently, the camera backing off to show him move behind the table, then kneel down so his hooded head is just above the top of the table, looking at the clock.
No precision. You are a blunt object in a world where precision, craftsmanship and dedication to the craft yield the rewards. You can spend all the money you want but buying cheap satisfaction after cheap satisfaction will never get you something that can be truly appreciated and cherished. That's why you didn't value the WWCF Championship Whitey. You saw it as merely another thing that you would buy your way to. When you formed Whitey Inc it was as another stab at attaining something but now look what it has become. Another piece in a collection of broken dreams and cheap, quick investments in order to try and make this year yours.
Connor moves a hand to move his hood back, as he does, the alarm clock goes off. Moving a hand to stop it he looks at the camera.
The clock doesn't lie Whitey. Your time is up. Now begins, the Year of the Dragon.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Dec 20, 2011 21:46:34 GMT -5
Oh crap, there'll be a Festivus Pole in there? That's gonna bring back some awful memories, since traditionally families of evil wizards celebrate Festivus along with the other holidays. As if I didn't hear enough about the ways I'd disappointed my father the rest of the year, imagine how much worse it was on Festivus!
On the plus side, though, I was the only member of that family who was training to be a pro wrestler instead of a wizard, so I did very well in the feats of strength.
But enough of that! No, my friend with the name in a constant state of flux, we have a match coming up! The match will be for a title, and the title will be defended under hardcore rules like most other hardcore titles like it.
So that means that anything and everything is legal! The ringside area of the Parts Unknown Arena is going to be like international waters!
So yes, you may bring your frozen turkey which which to hit me. Bring as many turkeys as you like. Round up live turkeys too! Stampede them all over me! Take a bottle of Wild Turkey and bash it over my head! But you see, Demento, no matter what ornithological aid you enlist--be it live, cryogenically preserved, or alcoholic--your chances of taking the title from me are slim. I just got this championship, and I refuse to have anything taken from me during the Christmas season!
On an unrelated note, some of your...uh, abnormalities, I guess...seem to be rubbing off on me, just like how Fighter's stupidity in "8-Bit Theater" would start to affect people who spent too much time with him and lower their intelligence. Oh well, if I can just maintain my sanity for another seven days I'll be out of the woods and then I can go back to being the Ryan Blood I used to be.
The man I used to be.
By K-Os.
I'm Not DEMENTO!
I'm Not Demento!*Demento is Shackled to the wall as usual, he's kicking the crank of an old Victrola abesent-mindedly with his foot. Between screaming the protest of not being himself, he's perfectly sedate and well-mannered* Son of a Wizard? Not the Eighth I'd hope? 'Twould be REAL trouble..... *th son of an 8th son......that's a Sourcerer.......
Of course.....then there'd be no need for a match, you'd poof me into non-existance.
But who's to say whether I exist or not? Perhaps I'm nothing but a mote in the universe, a delerious dream of a fevered mind set free upon the breeze. .....Pardon Me for a Moment
*Clears his throat*
Let me Out!
I'm Not Demento!
I'm Not Demento!
Let Me Out!
....dreadfully sorry.....bit of a nervous tic really
You see...I have alot of time to think here, to daydream. Since that lovely Cultist gentleman DuPoe decided to give the haunts here some "exorcize" my records haven't been getting moved either. It's gotten peaceful, sedate......downright BORING!
*Begins angrily screaming*
I Can't stand "Boring" Blood! So much order....so rigid, like......Ice! *Shivers* But things shan't be boring much longer
*Demento fishes a small lockpick out of the Victrola's horn, swings his leg up and unlocks one hand, then uses his free hand to unlock the other*
LET ME OUT!
I'm Not Demento!
ORDERLY! I need a Bucket! I'm going to Be Ill!
*A Burly Orderly rushes in with an emesis basin, but can't seem to find Demento. Suddenly the lights flicker off and a large door is heard closing. The Camera Swings around and we spy Demento on the outside of it. The orderly begins to scream "Let Me Out! I'm Not Demento!" The REAL Doctor Demento just smiles and tosses a water fountain through a window. He hops outside and begins strolling toward parts unknown arena.*
...WHY DIDN'T WE TRY THAT BECAUSE OUR ORDERLIES WHERE MANY THINGS BUT STUPID WASNT ONE OF THEM, HEY DEMENTO I LIKE YOUR STYLE YOU AND US SHOULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 21, 2011 1:03:37 GMT -5
Well, that's probably because they don't. At all. "Oh, not this again." Funny, I thought people like you crusaded for truth. Guess not for the ones you don't want to admit.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 21, 2011 1:19:45 GMT -5
Funny, I thought people like you crusaded for truth. Guess not for the ones you don't want to admit. "I crusade for truth, not embittered venom-spewing."
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 21, 2011 1:24:07 GMT -5
OOC: Why the quotation marks?
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 21, 2011 1:26:36 GMT -5
OOC: That's how I normally write my promos. I guess it's just habit.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 21, 2011 1:53:14 GMT -5
*Clap...Clap...Clap* Such a passionate speech, Aaron. However, for someone who is all about saying the right things, you got a lot of things wrong.
Its' funny, because I used to actually respect you, yes...you Aaron. I remember you as World Champion. Hell you were champion when I first showed up. You were on top and I was at the lowest point in the totem poll...you fighting ViVA and Jazzman...and I was beating the tar out of losers like The Fishmonger and Double H. Can you imagine that? I was opening match of a show THAT NOBODY WATCHED!!!!! While you were World Heavyweight champion....I was a nobody. I'll admit that. And even though I hated everyone in this company....I actually respected you. I respected you for the simple fact that you were the top dog. The number one man in the world. Then on that fateful night...March 1st, 2010...YOUR CAREER CRASHED INTO A SOLID BRICK WALL......when you faced ViVA. And on that day, you were proven to be nothing more than a poser....and ViVA proved that you were nothing compared to him.
That's why you left isn't it? Because you've never really explained why you left. Was it because you couldn't face your "fans" that you lost to a better more talented man? Was it because you knew right then and there....that you were just....nothing Aaron? That's what I thought at the time...and that's what I think now. And that is why you want to rip my head off...isn't it? Because I remind you of ViVA? Because ViVA is training me? The man that ruined your career? And all you want to do is stop me from ruining your career again. I understand that...because I've ruined alot of careers. HEHEHEHE!!!!
Also...do me a favor....stop it with this "WWCF Galaxy" lovefest that you seem to go on and on like a broken record. It is getting annoying. You can go on and go on that without the fans, we wouldn't be here....maybe for you it's true....BUT NOT FOR ME!!!!! THOSE FANS DIDN'T GET ME TO BE THE WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPION TWICE!!!! THOSE FANS DIDN'T MAKE ME THE GREATEST FIGHTER IN WWCF HISTORY!!!!! I DON'T NEED THOSE FANS!!!!!! Maybe for you....they give you support....BUT IF YOU WERE SOOOO GREAT THEN YOU WOULDN'T NEED THERE HELP!!!!! They never got me anywhere. I won those matches and those titles....on my own. The only people I care about now....is those in ViVA INC. The ViVA's the Amigos, the Frank Castles the Dupoes....I ONLY CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!! THEY SEE MY GREATNESS!!!!! THEY SEE THAT I AM A SUPERSTAR AMONG SUPERSTARS...JUST LIKE THEY ARE!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST GROUP OF TALENT EVER PUT TOGETHER AND FOR ONE PURPOSE.......for wrestling dominance. And just The Punisher is gonna waltz into that Four way dance and become World Heavyweight Champion....I'm going to waltz in that 2 out of 3 falls match....and become the next Interforum Champion.
Oh and by the way.....I realize I have a big mouth. And I know you are dying to shut it. BUT YOU BETTER GET USED TO ME TALKING BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU EVER GET ME TO SHUT UP....is to f***ing kill me. And I know you don't have to guts. Wait a minute, are you saying that the rest of Viva Inc is why you are so good compared to me, who uses the fans as my fuel? Did you forget the fans can't interfere and attack you for me? Did you forget that the fans are not the Commissioner? You sure do manage to surprise me yet again with your idiocy, Smokey.
Look, Viva Inc, you guys are pretty good. Me and the rest of the Equalizers will admit it. However, you think that they care about you more than the fans do, Vokoun? As soon as you become a liability, the second you are deemed unneeded by the rest, you will be cast aside in a violent attack that will take you out of commission. You know why I have confidence in my ability at Christmassacre? It's has nothing to do with your lack of skill or talent or whatever the hell you attempt to talk to me about. It is that every fiber of my being wants to shut you up.
YOU HEAR THAT? I WANT TO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH PERMANENTLY! THE FANS WANT IT! THE EQUALIZERS WANT IT! HELL EVEN DUPOE WANTS IT!
So if killing you is what it takes to do that, do you really think I don't have the guts? Did you know some of my first matches with hardcore matches? You think you are the only one that's competed in them? HAH!!! You make me laugh with your ignorance. For months now you have been taunting me, telling me I am no good, my career is over, I should have stayed gone from WWCF. When I returned, the fans cheered for me. When I won the Masquerade Battle Royal, the cheered for me. When I lost to Connor they still cheered for me. When I won against Gus and gained this Inter-Forum championship, they cheered for me. And now at Christmassacre, they will cheer again for me.
It's ironic really, the fans that once cheered for you to spill blood, the fans you turned your back on because you couldn't handle the spotlight, they cheer once again. They cheer for your blood to be spilled, by the hands of the Head Detective. They want to see me leave you lying in a pool of misery, of shame, of blood. I'm not going to let them down, Smokey.
You want to make a speech about me, that's fine. Just know in a week I will write you a novel, and at the end of the story, the resolution of this conflict is Aaron Enigma defending the IF title and pummeling you into a bloody heap. Just remember after you lose the match, Smokey, you wanted this.
Be careful what you wish for...
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Dec 21, 2011 3:02:01 GMT -5
*Clap...Clap...Clap* Such a passionate speech, Aaron. However, for someone who is all about saying the right things, you got a lot of things wrong.
Its' funny, because I used to actually respect you, yes...you Aaron. I remember you as World Champion. Hell you were champion when I first showed up. You were on top and I was at the lowest point in the totem poll...you fighting ViVA and Jazzman...and I was beating the tar out of losers like The Fishmonger and Double H. Can you imagine that? I was opening match of a show THAT NOBODY WATCHED!!!!! While you were World Heavyweight champion....I was a nobody. I'll admit that. And even though I hated everyone in this company....I actually respected you. I respected you for the simple fact that you were the top dog. The number one man in the world. Then on that fateful night...March 1st, 2010...YOUR CAREER CRASHED INTO A SOLID BRICK WALL......when you faced ViVA. And on that day, you were proven to be nothing more than a poser....and ViVA proved that you were nothing compared to him.
That's why you left isn't it? Because you've never really explained why you left. Was it because you couldn't face your "fans" that you lost to a better more talented man? Was it because you knew right then and there....that you were just....nothing Aaron? That's what I thought at the time...and that's what I think now. And that is why you want to rip my head off...isn't it? Because I remind you of ViVA? Because ViVA is training me? The man that ruined your career? And all you want to do is stop me from ruining your career again. I understand that...because I've ruined alot of careers. HEHEHEHE!!!!
Also...do me a favor....stop it with this "WWCF Galaxy" lovefest that you seem to go on and on like a broken record. It is getting annoying. You can go on and go on that without the fans, we wouldn't be here....maybe for you it's true....BUT NOT FOR ME!!!!! THOSE FANS DIDN'T GET ME TO BE THE WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPION TWICE!!!! THOSE FANS DIDN'T MAKE ME THE GREATEST FIGHTER IN WWCF HISTORY!!!!! I DON'T NEED THOSE FANS!!!!!! Maybe for you....they give you support....BUT IF YOU WERE SOOOO GREAT THEN YOU WOULDN'T NEED THERE HELP!!!!! They never got me anywhere. I won those matches and those titles....on my own. The only people I care about now....is those in ViVA INC. The ViVA's the Amigos, the Frank Castles the Dupoes....I ONLY CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!! THEY SEE MY GREATNESS!!!!! THEY SEE THAT I AM A SUPERSTAR AMONG SUPERSTARS...JUST LIKE THEY ARE!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST GROUP OF TALENT EVER PUT TOGETHER AND FOR ONE PURPOSE.......for wrestling dominance. And just The Punisher is gonna waltz into that Four way dance and become World Heavyweight Champion....I'm going to waltz in that 2 out of 3 falls match....and become the next Interforum Champion.
Oh and by the way.....I realize I have a big mouth. And I know you are dying to shut it. BUT YOU BETTER GET USED TO ME TALKING BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU EVER GET ME TO SHUT UP....is to f***ing kill me. And I know you don't have to guts. Wait a minute, are you saying that the rest of Viva Inc is why you are so good compared to me, who uses the fans as my fuel? Did you forget the fans can't interfere and attack you for me? Did you forget that the fans are not the Commissioner? You sure do manage to surprise me yet again with your idiocy, Smokey.
Look, Viva Inc, you guys are pretty good. Me and the rest of the Equalizers will admit it. However, you think that they care about you more than the fans do, Vokoun? As soon as you become a liability, the second you are deemed unneeded by the rest, you will be cast aside in a violent attack that will take you out of commission. You know why I have confidence in my ability at Christmassacre? It's has nothing to do with your lack of skill or talent or whatever the hell you attempt to talk to me about. It is that every fiber of my being wants to shut you up.
YOU HEAR THAT? I WANT TO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH PERMANENTLY! THE FANS WANT IT! THE EQUALIZERS WANT IT! HELL EVEN DUPOE WANTS IT!
So if killing you is what it takes to do that, do you really think I don't have the guts? Did you know some of my first matches with hardcore matches? You think you are the only one that's competed in them? HAH!!! You make me laugh with your ignorance. For months now you have been taunting me, telling me I am no good, my career is over, I should have stayed gone from WWCF. When I returned, the fans cheered for me. When I won the Masquerade Battle Royal, the cheered for me. When I lost to Connor they still cheered for me. When I won against Gus and gained this Inter-Forum championship, they cheered for me. And now at Christmassacre, they will cheer again for me.
It's ironic really, the fans that once cheered for you to spill blood, the fans you turned your back on because you couldn't handle the spotlight, they cheer once again. They cheer for your blood to be spilled, by the hands of the Head Detective. They want to see me leave you lying in a pool of misery, of shame, of blood. I'm not going to let them down, Smokey.
You want to make a speech about me, that's fine. Just know in a week I will write you a novel, and at the end of the story, the resolution of this conflict is Aaron Enigma defending the IF title and pummeling you into a bloody heap. Just remember after you lose the match, Smokey, you wanted this.
Be careful what you wish for... I don't want Vokoun to shut up I JUST WANT AN EXORCIST PLEASE CALL ONE, HELL CALL ALL OF TH- WHO STOPPED WATCHING DUPOE uhh was it me, it was me wasn't it NO IT WAS ME WHY? I WANT SOMETHING TO DO AND IF I CANT HAVE VIOLENCE I WILL HAVE CHAOS UGG FINE WE WILL GET A HOBO TO BEAT UP.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 21, 2011 9:01:32 GMT -5
An older looking alarm clock can be seen on a table in a dark room. The only light beams down onto the table as the tick tock can be heard echoing.
I recall once Whitey you said an opponent of yours time was ticking down until his ass was beaten. You seemed so confident, so sure of yourself. Of course that was also against someone with whom you knew, had faced before. You thought you had him pegged and perhaps you did. The problem is that the tick tock you were hearing wasn't just his.
The camera begins to slowly zoom in on the table as a hand moves to pluck the clock up. A sleeve from Connor's cloak can be seen as the rest of him remains off-screen, though the clock is held as if he is examining it.
A clock is an intricate piece. All of it's parts working in tandem. Working with such precision, no movement wasted, each with a purpose. A well-made clock is a thing of beauty that lasts for years. Decades, if not longer. You should admire it Whitey, because you are nothing like it.
Connor sets the clock back down on the table gently, the camera backing off to show him move behind the table, then kneel down so his hooded head is just above the top of the table, looking at the clock.
No precision. You are a blunt object in a world where precision, craftsmanship and dedication to the craft yield the rewards. You can spend all the money you want but buying cheap satisfaction after cheap satisfaction will never get you something that can be truly appreciated and cherished. That's why you didn't value the WWCF Championship Whitey. You saw it as merely another thing that you would buy your way to. When you formed Whitey Inc it was as another stab at attaining something but now look what it has become. Another piece in a collection of broken dreams and cheap, quick investments in order to try and make this year yours.
Connor moves a hand to move his hood back, as he does, the alarm clock goes off. Moving a hand to stop it he looks at the camera.
The clock doesn't lie Whitey. Your time is up. Now begins, the Year of the Dragon. I didn't value the championship? One I went out of my way to win and defend honorably? Let me tell you something - I am the best. I can wrestle any style. I have beat every person who means anything around here. I have won every title I set my mind to.
You may think I am a blunt instrument, but I always use the best tool for the job. DR, I used my mind. Colt, I used his arrogance, Evil M, well, I was just more a dick than him.
You are no better than they are. I may not be the strongest, or the fastest, or the most technically skilled, or the most hardcore...
But I am goddamn sure I'm the smartest. I think you are underestimating the Wrestling Messiah, like so many have before you, and you will meet the same fate.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 21, 2011 10:19:36 GMT -5
I didn't value the championship? One I went out of my way to win and defend honorably? Let me tell you something - I am the best. I can wrestle any style. I have beat every person who means anything around here. I have won every title I set my mind to.
You may think I am a blunt instrument, but I always use the best tool for the job. DR, I used my mind. Colt, I used his arrogance, Evil M, well, I was just more a dick than him.
You are no better than they are. I may not be the strongest, or the fastest, or the most technically skilled, or the most hardcore...
But I am goddamn sure I'm the smartest. I think you are underestimating the Wrestling Messiah, like so many have before you, and you will meet the same fate.
Alright Whitey, let's address a few things here then. And one that you gave up at the first sign of more money and exposure. You treated that the WWCF Championship like a lady of the week and tossed it aside when you thought you found something better. [/font][/color][/quote] I'll give you a bit on this one. You've been rather...creative I guess when it comes to some of your opponents. That video you had for Seth. Humourous. Colt...well, Colt had his empire crumbling around him and you took advantage of that for sure. DR, while I've not had a good chance to know him I know that there were some factors that you employed, while others that would further back up my claims. As far as Evil M goes though, why anyone would boast about being a bigger dick then him is beyond me. Though as I recall your penis pumps are still in the closet. I'm sure Jesse King can show you where they are.
The point is Whitey that yes, you have times of some would say intelligence. Which is why I don't underestimate you at all. I can't because I know if I do for a second that you will recognize it and take advantage. Whitey Fats, you are quite possibly the single biggest challenge I will have had to date. Quite possibly both literally and figuratively. My confidence has not wavered in the slightest though which brings me to my final point.
You talk about underestimating, how I'm no better then others that you have faced. Now, while we could debate how good I am till we're blue in the face, the fact of the matter is that you aren't facing any of them. You are facing me. Someone whom you have never faced before. I can tell you right now that since I came to the WWCF that facing you has been something I've craved. I've waited patiently, working my way to the point where I felt confident that I could face you one on one and that day has come. Whitey Fats, you might think I'm unfit or unworthy to face the "Wrestling Messiah" but once our match is thru you will realize that you have been brought down to earth by a man who has put in all his time, his sweat, tears and blood to be the best and that he is not going to rest until he either beats you 1,2,3 in the middle of that ring or makes you tap for your dear life. So YOU be the one prepared Whitey because I will be and once it's all through I'm not going to accept any excuses after the fact. The Wrestling Messiah is going to fall from his perch into the waiting grasp of the Digital Dragon. When Monday comes you will be a broken, fallen deity. [/color]
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