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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 16, 2011 22:04:13 GMT -5
I've beat every one in the main event except the General. Hmmm.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 16, 2011 22:14:14 GMT -5
Talk. That's all it is, Punisher. Talk.
See, I don't thrive on making threats that I likely won't be able to keep. I thrive on simply going to the ring and leaving victorious.
You're not going to beat me to within an inch of my life, you're not going to send me to the hospital, and most importantly, you're not going to win the WWCF World Championship for ViVA, Inc.. Instead, I'm going to make sure neither you nor anyone else in ViVA, Inc., ESPECIALLY YOUR BOSS, treats me lightly EVER AGAIN. And if you don't believe me, take a look at the "I Quit" match I had a few months ago. A MATCH I WON, PUNISHER! I've been through WarGames, no-dq matches, and the notorious Rocky Horror Deathmatch. You think I'll be intimidated by you or your threats?! Please.
General, I'm going to make one thing clear right now: I beat you in that aforememntioned Rocky Horror Deathmatch. The results on Christmassacre will only be the same, and I will be walking out of Parts Unkown Arena as the WWCF World Champion.
Jonathan Michaels, I hate to admit it, but it will indeed be every man for himself. But as far as I'm concerned, the one thing we need to worry about is making sure that ViVA, Inc. doesn't walk out with another title belt. And yet I would not be lying if I told you that I want to be WWCF World Champion as much as anything else.
So let this be a warning to all, friend or foe: at Christmassacre, all of you will be walking into my Machine Shop, and NOBODY leaves unscathed.
And after Christmassacre, NOBODY will forget the name of the "Xtreme Machine" Gus Richlen, WWCF WORLD CHAMPION.
And that...
... is a promise. "Richlen, you don't scare me one little bit. You want to brag about what you've done? Fine. I may not have won as many titles as you have, but I've finished more people's careers in less than a year than you could ever hope to. Finn McHaggis, Damn Right Jackson - you've nto seen them again have you? The BoilerRoom Brawler sits up against a wall talking to himself because of blunt force trauma I inflicted on him with my fist. Evil M hasn't been seen since I plastered his face all over the concrete floor."
"You might want to ask your best bud Jonathan Michaels how he felt after I beat him in that Taipei Death Match when I cut his pretty little face up? You might want to ask The General how powerless he felt when he hit me with his Monkey's Paw, and I got up, only the see his face caved in with the Endgame - which, by the way, he didn't get up from."
"The point is Richlen, is that you might believe in yourself, you might think now is "your time" and that you'll do anything to win. But the turth is, you won't. Your inherit decency, your compassion, your sense of good, will hold you back. It'll make you hesitate. It'll make you pause."
"Any hope I had of redemption disappeared a long time ago. I stopped worrying about the right thing because there's no reward or consequence for me. All my compassion disappeared, and now all I have left is follwing the path I believe is right. I don't hesitate. I don't pause, because if you do, you lose. I don't intend to."
"And like I said before Richlen, there isn't a damned thing you can do about it." Then maybe you should search for Brian "Brony" ASlexander and ask him how much decency and compassion I had when I had him stretched out over the top of the ladder and was choking him out, Nightmare Express-style. AND HE WAS GOING TO BE MY TEAMMATE THE FOLLOWING WEEK! Maybe you should ask my fellow Equalizer Ryan Blood about my sense of good when Little Naitch and I nearly retained the tag titles against him and his former running buddy and your current cohort Amigo in a no-DQ match! Maybe you should see if Jake Kwan will willingly referee any of my matches ever again after he unfairly disqualified me and I choked HIM out without any hesitation!
At Christmassacre, you and everyone else will learn that there WILL BE NO HESITATION, there WILL BE NO SENSE OF GOOD, there WILL BE NO COMPASSION, and there WILL BE NO DECENCY. You can think otherwise all you want, Punisher, but-*There is a sudden blast of static, then static-filled, very distorted images of thunderstorms are seen, as well as a great herd of elephants charging in Africa, then more static, then:* [glow=red,2,300]IT
COMES[/glow] *There is more static before the screen suddenly cut back to Richlen, who has no idea that anything has happened:* I seem to recall your boss Viva talking the same type of trash about me before Gookermania, and I proved him wrong. And I will do the EXACT SAME DAMN THING at Christmassacre.
And there's not a damn thing that YOU can do about it.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 17, 2011 16:19:57 GMT -5
I've beat every one in the main event except the General. Hmmm. YOU NEVER BEAT ME.
Until you pin me or make me tap, you haven't beaten me.
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 17, 2011 16:24:19 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry guys, I've realised I should start proof reading my posts, some of the spelling is awful. Apologies.
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 17, 2011 16:29:16 GMT -5
Hey Punman, I can't help but noticed that you've talked about knocking this guy's teeth out and that guy's teeth out and the other guy's teeth out and on and on.
You realize, of course, that if all of this were true then half the WWCF roster would now be consuming nothing but milkshakes at every meal, right? Collectively, I think we have fewer teeth than the total number you've claimed to have knocked out, although I admit I haven't crunched the numbers... How about I crunch your spine Blood? Tell you what, after I've slaughtered your Equalizer friends, maybe you should have a shot at the gold? Why didn't Michaels pick you to be in the Championship match? Because he's scared of the challenge. He's picked the one guy he knows he can beat to increase his own odds of retaining. The General is no threat, and Michaels himself is scared.
The only man walking out of there with gold will be me, and you would do well to remember that the others have been trying to hold you back since Michaels won that belt. I would NEVER do that to someone so worthy, so it's in your interests if I win really, isn't it?
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 17, 2011 16:45:59 GMT -5
"Richlen, you don't scare me one little bit. You want to brag about what you've done? Fine. I may not have won as many titles as you have, but I've finished more people's careers in less than a year than you could ever hope to. Finn McHaggis, Damn Right Jackson - you've nto seen them again have you? The BoilerRoom Brawler sits up against a wall talking to himself because of blunt force trauma I inflicted on him with my fist. Evil M hasn't been seen since I plastered his face all over the concrete floor."
"You might want to ask your best bud Jonathan Michaels how he felt after I beat him in that Taipei Death Match when I cut his pretty little face up? You might want to ask The General how powerless he felt when he hit me with his Monkey's Paw, and I got up, only the see his face caved in with the Endgame - which, by the way, he didn't get up from."
"The point is Richlen, is that you might believe in yourself, you might think now is "your time" and that you'll do anything to win. But the turth is, you won't. Your inherit decency, your compassion, your sense of good, will hold you back. It'll make you hesitate. It'll make you pause."
"Any hope I had of redemption disappeared a long time ago. I stopped worrying about the right thing because there's no reward or consequence for me. All my compassion disappeared, and now all I have left is follwing the path I believe is right. I don't hesitate. I don't pause, because if you do, you lose. I don't intend to."
"And like I said before Richlen, there isn't a damned thing you can do about it." You two are sounding like little children fighting over a ball on the playground. You two keep on talking about how you beat me and my so called "ass kissing" but let me ask you this: Would you have taken the offer?
And don't you dare say "No I wouldn't General. I am a man of honor!" Bulls***! You would and you know it! If there was an opportunity to become the WWCF heavyweight champion you would take it and you would run with it! All of this talk about honor, trust, good sportsmanship, and all of this fairy tale crap has gotten me nowhere. It's all about power. The man with the power rules. And only one man has the ability to live up to those standards by the majority shareholder and that man is me! At Christmassacre I WILL become the champion. Not only do I know that I will become champion...I guarantee it. I'm glad you're finally realising that it's all about power General, but the only way you can use that power, is by being the most powerful man here.
The Majority Shareholder picked you because he saw an easy target. He saw a man who could be easily manipulated. He saw someone who he knows will never reach that summit because he's not the best man out there, but he knows because he gave you that chance, he's guaranteed your loyalty, but he knows all you are is a foot soldier, and you'll never threaten his position. You're a minion, and you won't ever be anything more.
I work for Viva because I owe him for exposing the lies that have haunted my life, but he knows what I'm capable of. He knows not to anger me because he knows I'm bigger, stronger, more vicious and more hell bent on destroying people than anyone else here. He knows not to cross me, so he points me in the direction he knows will yield the most results.
I'm biggr than you, stronger than you, and badder than you. At Christmassacre, I'm going to destroy you. I'm going to take Gus Richlen apart and I'm going to tear Jonathan Michaels limb from limb, and at the end of it all, you won't even have the energy to keep your eyes open and watch me leave the new Champion.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 17, 2011 16:52:13 GMT -5
"Richlen, you don't scare me one little bit. You want to brag about what you've done? Fine. I may not have won as many titles as you have, but I've finished more people's careers in less than a year than you could ever hope to. Finn McHaggis, Damn Right Jackson - you've nto seen them again have you? The BoilerRoom Brawler sits up against a wall talking to himself because of blunt force trauma I inflicted on him with my fist. Evil M hasn't been seen since I plastered his face all over the concrete floor."
"You might want to ask your best bud Jonathan Michaels how he felt after I beat him in that Taipei Death Match when I cut his pretty little face up? You might want to ask The General how powerless he felt when he hit me with his Monkey's Paw, and I got up, only the see his face caved in with the Endgame - which, by the way, he didn't get up from."
"The point is Richlen, is that you might believe in yourself, you might think now is "your time" and that you'll do anything to win. But the turth is, you won't. Your inherit decency, your compassion, your sense of good, will hold you back. It'll make you hesitate. It'll make you pause."
"Any hope I had of redemption disappeared a long time ago. I stopped worrying about the right thing because there's no reward or consequence for me. All my compassion disappeared, and now all I have left is follwing the path I believe is right. I don't hesitate. I don't pause, because if you do, you lose. I don't intend to."
"And like I said before Richlen, there isn't a damned thing you can do about it." You two are sounding like little children fighting over a ball on the playground. You two keep on talking about how you beat me and my so called "ass kissing" but let me ask you this: Would you have taken the offer?
And don't you dare say "No I wouldn't General. I am a man of honor!" Bulls***! You would and you know it! If there was an opportunity to become the WWCF heavyweight champion you would take it and you would run with it! All of this talk about honor, trust, good sportsmanship, and all of this fairy tale crap has gotten me nowhere. It's all about power. The man with the power rules. And only one man has the ability to live up to those standards by the majority shareholder and that man is me! At Christmassacre I WILL become the champion. Not only do I know that I will become champion...I guarantee it. *snores*
Huh?
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Frank, General, you guys are better than a white noise machine, this must be how you guys plan on winning, you two are gonna grab mics, cut promos and make Gus and I fall asleep.
Problem is, you guys can't win the belt if all the referees and the cameramen and the audience doze off too.
I kid, really I do.
Bottom line is, regardless of the people pulling your strings, General, you are probably the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time...next to me.
You've inflicted more pain on more people than all 8 seasons of According to Jim, and eventually you will probably be world champion.
Castle, you kicked my ass.
I'm a man, I'll admit that, Sure, you had backup, but the fact remains, you beat the s**t outta me.
You're one of the most consistent, ruthless bastards I've ever dealt with, and your cousin's novels are terrific.
Gus, I see a lot of potential in you, you're tenacious, energetic and unflappable, and I know you're going to step up and show the world you belong.
At Christmassacre, I face off against three of the very best this company has to offer.
But I'm still going to win.
Because as good as you all are, I'm just better.
I am the first and only Grand Slam Champion in the WWCF, the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in WWCF history, I've won Extreme Scaffold matches, Fruit and Lego Deathmatches, I've dealt with pirahnas, barbed wire tennis rackets, Jamaican Rednecks, Voodoo Lawyers, white rappers, stoners, masked lunatics, unmasked lunatics, stalkers, puppet masters, Japanese businessmen, electric chairs, wizards, kings, magic, camels, and other cigarettes, and even a damned gorilla, and I'm still standing right here, WWCF Champion.
You think you scare me?
When it comes right down to it, all I need is one kick, two arms and three seconds.
AND, CUT!
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 17, 2011 16:53:41 GMT -5
"Richlen, you don't scare me one little bit. You want to brag about what you've done? Fine. I may not have won as many titles as you have, but I've finished more people's careers in less than a year than you could ever hope to. Finn McHaggis, Damn Right Jackson - you've nto seen them again have you? The BoilerRoom Brawler sits up against a wall talking to himself because of blunt force trauma I inflicted on him with my fist. Evil M hasn't been seen since I plastered his face all over the concrete floor."
"You might want to ask your best bud Jonathan Michaels how he felt after I beat him in that Taipei Death Match when I cut his pretty little face up? You might want to ask The General how powerless he felt when he hit me with his Monkey's Paw, and I got up, only the see his face caved in with the Endgame - which, by the way, he didn't get up from."
"The point is Richlen, is that you might believe in yourself, you might think now is "your time" and that you'll do anything to win. But the turth is, you won't. Your inherit decency, your compassion, your sense of good, will hold you back. It'll make you hesitate. It'll make you pause."
"Any hope I had of redemption disappeared a long time ago. I stopped worrying about the right thing because there's no reward or consequence for me. All my compassion disappeared, and now all I have left is follwing the path I believe is right. I don't hesitate. I don't pause, because if you do, you lose. I don't intend to."
"And like I said before Richlen, there isn't a damned thing you can do about it." Then maybe you should search for Brian "Brony" ASlexander and ask him how much decency and compassion I had when I had him stretched out over the top of the ladder and was choking him out, Nightmare Express-style. AND HE WAS GOING TO BE MY TEAMMATE THE FOLLOWING WEEK! Maybe you should ask my fellow Equalizer Ryan Blood about my sense of good when Little Naitch and I nearly retained the tag titles against him and his former running buddy and your current cohort Amigo in a no-DQ match! Maybe you should see if Jake Kwan will willingly referee any of my matches ever again after he unfairly disqualified me and I choked HIM out without any hesitation!
At Christmassacre, you and everyone else will learn that there WILL BE NO HESITATION, there WILL BE NO SENSE OF GOOD, there WILL BE NO COMPASSION, and there WILL BE NO DECENCY. You can think otherwise all you want, Punisher, but-*There is a sudden blast of static, then static-filled, very distorted images of thunderstorms are seen, as well as a great herd of elephants charging in Africa, then more static, then:* [glow=red,2,300]IT
COMES[/glow] *There is more static before the screen suddenly cut back to Richlen, who has no idea that anything has happened:* I seem to recall your boss Viva talking the same type of trash about me before Gookermania, and I proved him wrong. And I will do the EXACT SAME DAMN THING at Christmassacre.
And there's not a damn thing that YOU can do about it. What you have to remember Richlen, is that unlike any of those men you have beaten, I can take more. I can be pushed beyond the limits that normal men set for themselves. I've had my humanity stripped away, and there isn't anything left now that could be called normal. So you bring all your fear and your power, and I'll give it back to you tenfold.
I can see you are driven by rage, by emotion. You can't remove that from your being, because you've never been beyond that barrier. Past that, lies cold, obsidian darkeness. It;s onyl when you get there can you make yourself immune to emotion, rage and fear.
Only when you're there can you shrug off the hardest blows people throw at you, the most extreme pain others inflict on you, and carry on. I'm there. I guarantee, anything you can throw at me, I can get up from, because I will not stop until, you, Michaels and The General are finished.
You can bring your fancy smoke and mirrors and pretend there's some deep, evil monster lurking inside you, just waiting to be let out so it can take over the world. You know what? Let it out, I don't, in fact, I'd welcome the chance to put it down like a rabid dog. I specialise in destroying monsters Richlen, you wouldn't be the first, and you certainly won't be the last.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 17, 2011 16:56:46 GMT -5
You two are sounding like little children fighting over a ball on the playground. You two keep on talking about how you beat me and my so called "ass kissing" but let me ask you this: Would you have taken the offer?
And don't you dare say "No I wouldn't General. I am a man of honor!" Bulls***! You would and you know it! If there was an opportunity to become the WWCF heavyweight champion you would take it and you would run with it! All of this talk about honor, trust, good sportsmanship, and all of this fairy tale crap has gotten me nowhere. It's all about power. The man with the power rules. And only one man has the ability to live up to those standards by the majority shareholder and that man is me! At Christmassacre I WILL become the champion. Not only do I know that I will become champion...I guarantee it. I'm glad you're finally realising that it's all about power General, but the only way you can use that power, is by being the most powerful man here.
The Majority Shareholder picked you because he saw an easy target. He saw a man who could be easily manipulated. He saw someone who he knows will never reach that summit because he's not the best man out there, but he knows because he gave you that chance, he's guaranteed your loyalty, but he knows all you are is a foot soldier, and you'll never threaten his position. You're a minion, and you won't ever be anything more.
I work for Viva because I owe him for exposing the lies that have haunted my life, but he knows what I'm capable of. He knows not to anger me because he knows I'm bigger, stronger, more vicious and more hell bent on destroying people than anyone else here. He knows not to cross me, so he points me in the direction he knows will yield the most results.
I'm biggr than you, stronger than you, and badder than you. At Christmassacre, I'm going to destroy you. I'm going to take Gus Richlen apart and I'm going to tear Jonathan Michaels limb from limb, and at the end of it all, you won't even have the energy to keep your eyes open and watch me leave the new Champion. Two words: FINAL JUDGMENT. That's all I need to walk out of Christmassacre as champion.
I suggest you think about that for a while.
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 17, 2011 17:01:56 GMT -5
You two are sounding like little children fighting over a ball on the playground. You two keep on talking about how you beat me and my so called "ass kissing" but let me ask you this: Would you have taken the offer?
And don't you dare say "No I wouldn't General. I am a man of honor!" Bulls***! You would and you know it! If there was an opportunity to become the WWCF heavyweight champion you would take it and you would run with it! All of this talk about honor, trust, good sportsmanship, and all of this fairy tale crap has gotten me nowhere. It's all about power. The man with the power rules. And only one man has the ability to live up to those standards by the majority shareholder and that man is me! At Christmassacre I WILL become the champion. Not only do I know that I will become champion...I guarantee it. *snores*
Huh?
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Frank, General, you guys are better than a white noise machine, this must be how you guys plan on winning, you two are gonna grab mics, cut promos and make Gus and I fall asleep.
Problem is, you guys can't win the belt if all the referees and the cameramen and the audience doze off too.
I kid, really I do.
Bottom line is, regardless of the people pulling your strings, General, you are probably the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time...next to me.
You've inflicted more pain on more people than all 8 seasons of According to Jim, and eventually you will probably be world champion.
Castle, you kicked my ass.
I'm a man, I'll admit that, Sure, you had backup, but the fact remains, you beat the s**t outta me.
You're one of the most consistent, ruthless bastards I've ever dealt with, and your cousin's novels are terrific.
Gus, I see a lot of potential in you, you're tenacious, energetic and unflappable, and I know you're going to step up and show the world you belong.
At Christmassacre, I face off against three of the very best this company has to offer.
But I'm still going to win.
Because as good as you all are, I'm just better.
I am the first and only Grand Slam Champion in the WWCF, the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in WWCF history, I've won Extreme Scaffold matches, Fruit and Lego Deathmatches, I've dealt with pirahnas, barbed wire tennis rackets, Jamaican Rednecks, Voodoo Lawyers, white rappers, stoners, masked lunatics, unmasked lunatics, stalkers, puppet masters, Japanese businessmen, electric chairs, wizards, kings, magic, camels, and other cigarettes, and even a damned gorilla, and I'm still standing right here, WWCF Champion.
You think you scare me?
When it comes right down to it, all I need is one kick, two arms and three seconds.
AND, CUT! Brave words Michaels, I'll give you that, and you may think that you've seen the worst, and come out the other side.
Truth is, you're not even at the end of the beginning. I've beaten you once already, and kicked the crap out of you doing it. What makes you think I can't, and won't do that again?
Why did you pick Richlen? Did you pick him because you think he might have some respect for you, that he might give you a hand and prevent you from from being utterly destroyed? You really think he's going to stick to that. You really think he wouldn't do what I would do, and jump you when your back's turned and steal your title. I'd do it, but at least I'm honest about it. He'd shake your hand and stab you in the gut at the same time.
Or did you pick him because he's no threat to you? Did you think "I've been screwed by the Majority Shareholder, I'm scared of The Punisher, so I'd better get a lame duck in here so I know I can beat at least on of them?" Are you just protecting your legacy here Jonathan, because that could be a dangerous, dangerous game.
Oh, and before I forget, all I'll need is one punch, and a ref to count, and you're finished.
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 17, 2011 17:03:33 GMT -5
I'm glad you're finally realising that it's all about power General, but the only way you can use that power, is by being the most powerful man here.
The Majority Shareholder picked you because he saw an easy target. He saw a man who could be easily manipulated. He saw someone who he knows will never reach that summit because he's not the best man out there, but he knows because he gave you that chance, he's guaranteed your loyalty, but he knows all you are is a foot soldier, and you'll never threaten his position. You're a minion, and you won't ever be anything more.
I work for Viva because I owe him for exposing the lies that have haunted my life, but he knows what I'm capable of. He knows not to anger me because he knows I'm bigger, stronger, more vicious and more hell bent on destroying people than anyone else here. He knows not to cross me, so he points me in the direction he knows will yield the most results.
I'm biggr than you, stronger than you, and badder than you. At Christmassacre, I'm going to destroy you. I'm going to take Gus Richlen apart and I'm going to tear Jonathan Michaels limb from limb, and at the end of it all, you won't even have the energy to keep your eyes open and watch me leave the new Champion. Two words: FINAL JUDGMENT. That's all I need to walk out of Christmassacre as champion.
I suggest you think about that for a while. You won't be able to do much thinking when I've knocked you out Richlen. Just keep thinking "Endgame", because there's no way to stop it when it comes knocking at your door Gus. I suggest you get ready.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 17, 2011 18:57:14 GMT -5
I beat you. JoNo. I won the match. So I beat you, boy
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 17, 2011 19:11:22 GMT -5
I beat you. JoNo. I won the match. So I beat you, boy Change the record, Fats, you keep doing the same tired routine, people will think you're the second coming of Snow.
You keep saying it, maybe someday someone will believe you.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 17, 2011 19:19:32 GMT -5
You two are sounding like little children fighting over a ball on the playground. You two keep on talking about how you beat me and my so called "ass kissing" but let me ask you this: Would you have taken the offer?
And don't you dare say "No I wouldn't General. I am a man of honor!" Bulls***! You would and you know it! If there was an opportunity to become the WWCF heavyweight champion you would take it and you would run with it! All of this talk about honor, trust, good sportsmanship, and all of this fairy tale crap has gotten me nowhere. It's all about power. The man with the power rules. And only one man has the ability to live up to those standards by the majority shareholder and that man is me! At Christmassacre I WILL become the champion. Not only do I know that I will become champion...I guarantee it. *snores*
Huh?
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Frank, General, you guys are better than a white noise machine, this must be how you guys plan on winning, you two are gonna grab mics, cut promos and make Gus and I fall asleep.
Problem is, you guys can't win the belt if all the referees and the cameramen and the audience doze off too.
I kid, really I do.
Bottom line is, regardless of the people pulling your strings, General, you are probably the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time...next to me.
You've inflicted more pain on more people than all 8 seasons of According to Jim, and eventually you will probably be world champion.
Castle, you kicked my ass.
I'm a man, I'll admit that, Sure, you had backup, but the fact remains, you beat the s**t outta me.
You're one of the most consistent, ruthless bastards I've ever dealt with, and your cousin's novels are terrific.
Gus, I see a lot of potential in you, you're tenacious, energetic and unflappable, and I know you're going to step up and show the world you belong.
At Christmassacre, I face off against three of the very best this company has to offer.
But I'm still going to win.
Because as good as you all are, I'm just better.
I am the first and only Grand Slam Champion in the WWCF, the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in WWCF history, I've won Extreme Scaffold matches, Fruit and Lego Deathmatches, I've dealt with pirahnas, barbed wire tennis rackets, Jamaican Rednecks, Voodoo Lawyers, white rappers, stoners, masked lunatics, unmasked lunatics, stalkers, puppet masters, Japanese businessmen, electric chairs, wizards, kings, magic, camels, and other cigarettes, and even a damned gorilla, and I'm still standing right here, WWCF Champion.
You think you scare me?
When it comes right down to it, all I need is one kick, two arms and three seconds.
AND, CUT! Hey wait a minute! I held the hardcore title longer then you did! I held it for nearly seven months!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 17, 2011 20:24:30 GMT -5
I beat you. JoNo. I won the match. So I beat you, boy Change the record, Fats, you keep doing the same tired routine, people will think you're the second coming of Snow.
You keep saying it, maybe someday someone will believe you.
Believe me? I have video evidence. You choked. You couldn't finish the job on the biggest stage of them all, GookerMania. You're the champion, but who have you beat? Not me. Not Colt. Not DR Jackson. You, for all intents and purposes are carrying that belt til I decide to relieve you of it.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 17, 2011 21:19:11 GMT -5
Change the record, Fats, you keep doing the same tired routine, people will think you're the second coming of Snow.
You keep saying it, maybe someday someone will believe you.
Believe me? I have video evidence. You choked. You couldn't finish the job on the biggest stage of them all, GookerMania. You're the champion, but who have you beat? Not me. Not Colt. Not DR Jackson. You, for all intents and purposes are carrying that belt til I decide to relieve you of it. Not going to be looking too good for that to happen when I beat your ass in the middle of the ring.
So before you start throwing bad checks around that your ass won't be able to cash how about you focus on the one thing you should be. Me. Because let's face it Fats, you don't deserve the get another shot at the title given your reason for leaving. [/color]
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 17, 2011 21:42:37 GMT -5
Then maybe you should search for Brian "Brony" ASlexander and ask him how much decency and compassion I had when I had him stretched out over the top of the ladder and was choking him out, Nightmare Express-style. AND HE WAS GOING TO BE MY TEAMMATE THE FOLLOWING WEEK! Maybe you should ask my fellow Equalizer Ryan Blood about my sense of good when Little Naitch and I nearly retained the tag titles against him and his former running buddy and your current cohort Amigo in a no-DQ match! Maybe you should see if Jake Kwan will willingly referee any of my matches ever again after he unfairly disqualified me and I choked HIM out without any hesitation!
At Christmassacre, you and everyone else will learn that there WILL BE NO HESITATION, there WILL BE NO SENSE OF GOOD, there WILL BE NO COMPASSION, and there WILL BE NO DECENCY. You can think otherwise all you want, Punisher, but-*There is a sudden blast of static, then static-filled, very distorted images of thunderstorms are seen, as well as a great herd of elephants charging in Africa, then more static, then:* [glow=red,2,300]IT
COMES[/glow] *There is more static before the screen suddenly cut back to Richlen, who has no idea that anything has happened:* I seem to recall your boss Viva talking the same type of trash about me before Gookermania, and I proved him wrong. And I will do the EXACT SAME DAMN THING at Christmassacre.
And there's not a damn thing that YOU can do about it. What you have to remember Richlen, is that unlike any of those men you have beaten, I can take more. I can be pushed beyond the limits that normal men set for themselves. I've had my humanity stripped away, and there isn't anything left now that could be called normal. So you bring all your fear and your power, and I'll give it back to you tenfold.
I can see you are driven by rage, by emotion. You can't remove that from your being, because you've never been beyond that barrier. Past that, lies cold, obsidian darkeness. It;s onyl when you get there can you make yourself immune to emotion, rage and fear.
Only when you're there can you shrug off the hardest blows people throw at you, the most extreme pain others inflict on you, and carry on. I'm there. I guarantee, anything you can throw at me, I can get up from, because I will not stop until, you, Michaels and The General are finished.
You can bring your fancy smoke and mirrors and pretend there's some deep, evil monster lurking inside you, just waiting to be let out so it can take over the world. You know what? Let it out, I don't, in fact, I'd welcome the chance to put it down like a rabid dog. I specialise in destroying monsters Richlen, you wouldn't be the first, and you certainly won't be the last. At Christmassacre, you will not be able to take everything I throw at you, because even you have a breaking point, Punisher. You, Michaels, and the General each have one. At Christmassacre, it will be only a matter of time before I find it, and when I do, I will be walking away with the WWCF World Championship, meaning that it remains out of ViVA, Inc.'s hands.
And at Christmassacre, I will be the lone judge, jury and executioner in the ring.
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smokinvokoun
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Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 18, 2011 1:58:44 GMT -5
THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!!! DON'T YOU HEAR THAT TICKING AARON ENIGMA!!!!?? It's the clock....counting down the final days of your Interforum title reign. THE FINAL DAYS OF YOUR CAREER!!!! The beginning of my ultimate rise to the top. MY EFFORTS IN THIS ROTTEN COMPANY WILL FINALLY BE REWARDED!!!!!!! I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for so long, to get a shot at that belt. It's been eating at me since I laid eyes on it. The moment, I started my training at the Nakatomi Dojo.....that has been my ultimate goal. And unfortunately for you...Sherlock Hemlock....your pathetic title run will end at Christmassacre. Oh....and one more thing before I go to bed with sugar plums, broken bones and bloody bodies dancing in my head....I want to make this upcoming match..just a litttttle more interesting. I really feel that I need to prove my technical skills even more...by having a Two out of Three Falls match. DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN TO YOU NANCY DREW!!!!!!!?....
F**K THAT RHYMES!!!!!! Anyway....I'm sure you'll accept just because I know you don't want to let down your loser fans. The ones who worship you and buy your toys....JUST BECAUSE YOUR ONE OF THE GOLDEN BOYS!!!!!!
SH** THAT RHYMES TOO!!!!!!
But my point is Enigma....at Christmassacre....it's gonna be a cold day in hell...that your gonna beat me. It can't be done....and it's not possible. So I hope you kiss that belt every night before you go to bed....BECAUSE AT CHRISTMASSACRE I'M GONNA BASH YOU IN HEAD!!!!!!
GAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HATE RHYMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 18, 2011 6:49:15 GMT -5
Believe me? I have video evidence. You choked. You couldn't finish the job on the biggest stage of them all, GookerMania. You're the champion, but who have you beat? Not me. Not Colt. Not DR Jackson. You, for all intents and purposes are carrying that belt til I decide to relieve you of it. Not going to be looking too good for that to happen when I beat your ass in the middle of the ring.
So before you start throwing bad checks around that your ass won't be able to cash how about you focus on the one thing you should be. Me. Because let's face it Fats, you don't deserve the get another shot at the title given your reason for leaving. [/color][/quote] OOC: My real reason for leaving?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 18, 2011 8:49:51 GMT -5
Not going to be looking too good for that to happen when I beat your ass in the middle of the ring.
So before you start throwing bad checks around that your ass won't be able to cash how about you focus on the one thing you should be. Me. Because let's face it Fats, you don't deserve the get another shot at the title given your reason for leaving. [/color][/quote] OOC: My real reason for leaving? [/quote] OOC: I meant the whole "leaving for the competitor" reason. Not the real reason. I still think you deserve a shot back at your belt for sure.
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