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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Dec 18, 2011 12:46:57 GMT -5
OOC: Oh ok. I don't wanna go after the belt right now, though, but Whitey has a mouth on him, even as a tweener.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 18, 2011 13:34:00 GMT -5
OOC: Oh ok. I don't wanna go after the belt right now, though, but Whitey has a mouth on him, even as a tweener. OOC: lol Of course. Sorry to have given you any impression of you not deserving to have a shot. Just meant it as Connor going after Whitey for the "reason" that we came up with and nothing more.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 18, 2011 23:03:18 GMT -5
Well Howdy Ho there Mistah bloody-Blood!
's a funny word blood.....looks like it should rhyme with Mood or food.....but it doesn't.....Or have I been mis-pronounciating your sanguinous surname?
(Giggles softly, as if at some private joke)
Christmassacre is coming Mr. Blood.....it's a festive time, the most Wonderful time of the year according to some. It won't be for you though....you see we're facing off in what I'd assume is a Ho-Ho-Hardcore match. I addition to the normal accoutrements of a normal Hardcore match.....I'd assume there would be more seasonally appropriate implements of destruction, like snowshovels or a Festivus Pole. It doesn't matter what they have though....hell, I'd bludgeon you with a frozen turkey if that's what it takes.....or was available.....or I got bored.
The fact is Mr. Blood.......come Christmassacre, The Doctor.....is sin.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 18, 2011 23:17:31 GMT -5
THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!!! DON'T YOU HEAR THAT TICKING AARON ENIGMA!!!!?? It's the clock....counting down the final days of your Interforum title reign. THE FINAL DAYS OF YOUR CAREER!!!! The beginning of my ultimate rise to the top. MY EFFORTS IN THIS ROTTEN COMPANY WILL FINALLY BE REWARDED!!!!!!! I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for so long, to get a shot at that belt. It's been eating at me since I laid eyes on it. The moment, I started my training at the Nakatomi Dojo.....that has been my ultimate goal. And unfortunately for you...Sherlock Hemlock....your pathetic title run will end at Christmassacre. Oh....and one more thing before I go to bed with sugar plums, broken bones and bloody bodies dancing in my head....I want to make this upcoming match..just a litttttle more interesting. I really feel that I need to prove my technical skills even more...by having a Two out of Three Falls match. DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN TO YOU NANCY DREW!!!!!!!?....
F**K THAT RHYMES!!!!!! Anyway....I'm sure you'll accept just because I know you don't want to let down your loser fans. The ones who worship you and buy your toys....JUST BECAUSE YOUR ONE OF THE GOLDEN BOYS!!!!!!
SH** THAT RHYMES TOO!!!!!!
But my point is Enigma....at Christmassacre....it's gonna be a cold day in hell...that your gonna beat me. It can't be done....and it's not possible. So I hope you kiss that belt every night before you go to bed....BECAUSE AT CHRISTMASSACRE I'M GONNA BASH YOU IN HEAD!!!!!!
GAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HATE RHYMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] Do you even listen to yourself talk...well...yell at the top of your damn lungs actually? "BASH YOU IN HEAD!!!!!!" Really? REALLY?! You are yelling at me and you can't even talk correctly? Is all that new "technical" wrestling you've learned diminishing your cognitive skills that much, Smokey?
Look, I'm going to be straight with you, I asked for this match, Vokoun. This is the only way I am going to prove to you that your motor-mouth will only get you in trouble. You must have been hit one too many times in the head with blunt objects if you think all your new skills really prepare you to deal with the Head Detective. I am so much more than technical prowess. I am an Enigma, both in name and in the sense of the word. What do you think I will do in our match? You have no idea what I am actually capable of. Every match I have is different. No two are the same, Smokey. You can learn about all my moves, my skills, my athletic ability, it won't help. The reason it won't is because you don't know in what order I will attack, where I will attack, from what angle, what my next seven moves are, my possible counterattacks, everything. I plan EVERYTHING OUT! I know what you are going to do before you even do it, and do you know why?
I am in your head, Smokey. I am in the head of every wrestler in this company. You see, I didn't get where I am by being the strongest. You see, I love mind games. You think it was your decision to train to be more technical? You could not be more wrong. I got into your head, made you think you couldn't win, and now you are training in technical aspects just to beat me. However, you don't think I haven't planned for this? You think you are the only one with new tricks? I'm sorry to say you would be mistaken my friend.
The only way to stay on top is to evolve, Smokey. I have to adapt to the landscape of WWCF. I have to change everything about me, how I act, what I do and will do, EVERYTHING! I am not the man that fought Gus and beat him for the Inter-Forum title at In Your Apartment, I have evolved and adapted over the last few weeks into a new man.
At Christmassacre, you will beat witness to the new and improved Aaron Enigma. A month of training, of solving cases, or taking notes and researching everything has changed me. I will be more intense, more aggressive, more intelligent, more powerful and more of a winner than I have EVER been! I will not back down from you or anybody else in the locker room. I will not take no for an answer, I will not quit.
I am going to beat you, Smokey. Survival of the fittest, and I am the one who will survive.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 19, 2011 0:10:42 GMT -5
"At Christmassacre, you will beat witness to the new and improved Aaron Enigma."
Pssssh....AND HE CALLS ME STUPID!!!!! I sense someone underestimating my skills. Because while I've given you full credit for your skills, you've never given me credit. In fact, no one ever has. If you weren't so blind Aaron, you would have realized that I always had technical skills. I always knew my way around the ring. It's just no one ever cared to help me harness what I had. So I stuck with the next best thing....Hardcore wrestling. And since I've been here, I've proven time and again that I'm the best streetfighter this company has ever seen.
But at Christmassacre Aaron, I'm gonna prove to the world that I am the best technical wrestler in the world..and no....it's not just because I've had a month of training. But because, I've always had this skill inside me....and the world is going to be able to enjoy my beautiful wrestling.........BUT YOU WON'T!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!![/color]
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Dec 19, 2011 0:28:17 GMT -5
So, this war may be brewing between everyone in the WWCF and yet those who are the smartest know to say far away. I guess that makes me the smartest man in the room.
I know that to most of the locker room I'm becoming an "out of sight, out of mind" kind of guy, and yet that's when I'm most dangerous. Always evolving, always finding new ways to succeed, and yet finding new ways to make my presence known. As a couple kings once said, "You are now watching the throne, don't let me into my zone."
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 19, 2011 1:02:26 GMT -5
"At Christmassacre, you will beat witness to the new and improved Aaron Enigma." Pssssh....AND HE CALLS ME STUPID!!!!! I sense someone underestimating my skills. Because while I've given you full credit for your skills, you've never given me credit. In fact, no one ever has. If you weren't so blind Aaron, you would have realized that I always had technical skills. I always knew my way around the ring. It's just no one ever cared to help me harness what I had. So I stuck with the next best thing....Hardcore wrestling. And since I've been here, I've proven time and again that I'm the best streetfighter this company has ever seen.
But at Christmassacre Aaron, I'm gonna prove to the world that I am the best technical wrestler in the world..and no....it's not just because I've had a month of training. But because, I've always had this skill inside me....and the world is going to be able to enjoy my beautiful wrestling.........BUT YOU WON'T!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!![/color][/quote] I'm blind? You are the one spouting off that in one month you've become the best technical wrestler in the world? You say you had the skill inside you yet I am the blind one? Newsflash, skill isn't already there inside you, Smokey. You are confusing skill with talent. Now you may have talent, you must to be in WWCF. Skill is a completely different story. You have to earn those skills through hard work, and it sure as hell takes more than a month to acquire those skills.
You can talk about your streetfighting, but you've never fought me in a hardcore match, you don't know what I'd be capable of. I have the skills I have through years of training, and you have the audacity to say you gained all of that in one month? So disrespectful...
Like I've said, all the words in Webster's dictionary won't save you from your face meeting the canvas a few times courtesy of the Head Detective. The WWCF Galaxy can't wait to see me pin you not once, but twice. You need a little wake up call, and I'm just the guy to deliver it.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 19, 2011 2:20:02 GMT -5
OOC: Oh ok. I don't wanna go after the belt right now, though, but Whitey has a mouth on him, even as a tweener. True, though Ive become quite the s**t talker myself
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Dec 19, 2011 15:58:12 GMT -5
*Three WWCF action figures sit on a rotten wooden fence set against a wooded forest in the background. The three figures are Jonathan Michaels "with Championship Belt", The General of the Monkey Army "with Wind Up Monkey", and Gus Richlen (Ruthless Aggression edition). Suddenly, each one, in turn, shatters. The camera pulls back to see Frank Castle standing in the distance. The camera sweeps towards him before stopping as he locks another magazine into place.*
"This is a Dragunov sniper rifle, one of the most powerful ranged weapons in the world. Loads with a 10 round box magazine, has a chrome lined barrel to reduce corrosion. Accurate to a range of 1,300m with a scope, 1,200 with iron sights, and has a muzzle velocity of 830 metres per second."
"You're dead before you even know someone's shot you."
"All in all a nasty piece of work - a lot like me. The difference is that I'm not as subtle. The steel jacketed round this thing fires is as quiet as a church mouse. The back of your head will clean disappear with the exit wound, and you wouldn't know until someone told you."
"I'm different. You'll see me coming. I'm an engine of destruction. I'm like a battering ram. I appear over the horizon like an unstoppable tank, blazing away in all directions, but with one clear focus - eliminating all of you."
"I've seen terrible things, unspeakable things, and I've done worse myself, but perhaps the worst thing is yet to come. I'm going to destroy three people's careers, and make sure none of them ever have the opportunity to reclaim what's theirs, or extract vengeance."
"Many people have criticised me, and say what I do is wrong, but there's absolutely one certainty to it - it's permanent. So Jonathan Michaels, General, Richlen, this Christmas, none of you will ever be the same again."
"And just like the Dragunov, you won't know what's hit you, until its far, far too late."
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 19, 2011 17:29:49 GMT -5
*Three WWCF action figures sit on a rotten wooden fence set against a wooded forest in the background. The three figures are Jonathan Michaels "with Championship Belt", The General of the Monkey Army "with Wind Up Monkey", and Gus Richlen (Ruthless Aggression edition). Suddenly, each one, in turn, shatters. The camera pulls back to see Frank Castle standing in the distance. The camera sweeps towards him before stopping as he locks another magazine into place.*
"This is a Dragunov sniper rifle, one of the most powerful ranged weapons in the world. Loads with a 10 round box magazine, has a chrome lined barrel to reduce corrosion. Accurate to a range of 1,300m with a scope, 1,200 with iron sights, and has a muzzle velocity of 830 metres per second."
"You're dead before you even know someone's shot you."
"All in all a nasty piece of work - a lot like me. The difference is that I'm not as subtle. The steel jacketed round this thing fires is as quiet as a church mouse. The back of your head will clean disappear with the exit wound, and you wouldn't know until someone told you."
"I'm different. You'll see me coming. I'm an engine of destruction. I'm like a battering ram. I appear over the horizon like an unstoppable tank, blazing away in all directions, but with one clear focus - eliminating all of you."
"I've seen terrible things, unspeakable things, and I've done worse myself, but perhaps the worst thing is yet to come. I'm going to destroy three people's careers, and make sure none of them ever have the opportunity to reclaim what's theirs, or extract vengeance."
"Many people have criticised me, and say what I do is wrong, but there's absolutely one certainty to it - it's permanent. So Jonathan Michaels, General, Richlen, this Christmas, none of you will ever be the same again."
"And just like the Dragunov, you won't know what's hit you, until its far, far too late." Of course I'll never be the same agin, but it's not for the reasons you claim.
It'll be because I'll be leaving Parts Unknown Arena as the NEW WWCF World Champion. And that means the title stays out of ViVA, Inc.'s control.
There is absolutely nothing that you or the General or Jonathan Michaels or anyone else will be able to throw at me that will keep me from winning at Christmassacre. You can go shooting at toys all you want, but the fact remains that I simply will not be denied the title. At Christmassacre, I'll be getting a truly amazing late Christmas gift.
And YOU will not know what hit YOU until it is too late.
And that...
...is a promise.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Dec 19, 2011 18:07:24 GMT -5
Well Howdy Ho there Mistah bloody-Blood!
's a funny word blood.....looks like it should rhyme with Mood or food.....but it doesn't.....Or have I been mis-pronounciating your sanguinous surname?
(Giggles softly, as if at some private joke)
Christmassacre is coming Mr. Blood.....it's a festive time, the most Wonderful time of the year according to some. It won't be for you though....you see we're facing off in what I'd assume is a Ho-Ho-Hardcore match. I addition to the normal accoutrements of a normal Hardcore match.....I'd assume there would be more seasonally appropriate implements of destruction, like snowshovels or a Festivus Pole. It doesn't matter what they have though....hell, I'd bludgeon you with a frozen turkey if that's what it takes.....or was available.....or I got bored.
The fact is Mr. Blood.......come Christmassacre, The Doctor.....is sin. Oh crap, there'll be a Festivus Pole in there? That's gonna bring back some awful memories, since traditionally families of evil wizards celebrate Festivus along with the other holidays. As if I didn't hear enough about the ways I'd disappointed my father the rest of the year, imagine how much worse it was on Festivus!
On the plus side, though, I was the only member of that family who was training to be a pro wrestler instead of a wizard, so I did very well in the feats of strength.
But enough of that! No, my friend with the name in a constant state of flux, we have a match coming up! The match will be for a title, and the title will be defended under hardcore rules like most other hardcore titles like it.
So that means that anything and everything is legal! The ringside area of the Parts Unknown Arena is going to be like international waters!
So yes, you may bring your frozen turkey which which to hit me. Bring as many turkeys as you like. Round up live turkeys too! Stampede them all over me! Take a bottle of Wild Turkey and bash it over my head! But you see, Demento, no matter what ornithological aid you enlist--be it live, cryogenically preserved, or alcoholic--your chances of taking the title from me are slim. I just got this championship, and I refuse to have anything taken from me during the Christmas season!
On an unrelated note, some of your...uh, abnormalities, I guess...seem to be rubbing off on me, just like how Fighter's stupidity in "8-Bit Theater" would start to affect people who spent too much time with him and lower their intelligence. Oh well, if I can just maintain my sanity for another seven days I'll be out of the woods and then I can go back to being the Ryan Blood I used to be.
The man I used to be.
By K-Os.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 19, 2011 23:30:05 GMT -5
*The General is setting in his old set for "The General Store.*
When I was approached by the majority shareholder to do a show promoting WWCF merchandise, I actually said no. Then he told me if I did this there will be opportunity's waiting for me down the road. I thought that he meant a title shot here and there but not be inserted into the main event so fast and because of that everybody is saying that I sold out. And they are right, but just not now. You see I all ready sold out. I sold out a long time ago with the silly gimmicks. You think I liked having a monkey for a manger? Or say that I had sex with a monkey? Who is God's name would honestly think that? Why would I have sex with a monkey? I'll tell ya why it was because the powers that be before the majority shareholder needed a clown and I was there clown. So there I was being your clown, making you laugh, making you believe that I had sex with a monkey and so on. It wasn't until that majority shareholder made me realize that I can be more then a clown! I can be a champion! I can be in the main event! I can be the man! So go ahead I say that I sold out or I am a ass kisser go right ahead, but there is one thing that I am not: and that is a clown. And there is another thing that I am going to be, and that is the next heavyweight champion.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 20, 2011 1:15:07 GMT -5
"At Christmassacre, you will beat witness to the new and improved Aaron Enigma." Pssssh....AND HE CALLS ME STUPID!!!!! I sense someone underestimating my skills. Because while I've given you full credit for your skills, you've never given me credit. In fact, no one ever has. If you weren't so blind Aaron, you would have realized that I always had technical skills. I always knew my way around the ring. It's just no one ever cared to help me harness what I had. So I stuck with the next best thing....Hardcore wrestling. And since I've been here, I've proven time and again that I'm the best streetfighter this company has ever seen.
But at Christmassacre Aaron, I'm gonna prove to the world that I am the best technical wrestler in the world..and no....it's not just because I've had a month of training. But because, I've always had this skill inside me....and the world is going to be able to enjoy my beautiful wrestling.........BUT YOU WON'T!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!![/color][/quote] I'm blind? You are the one spouting off that in one month you've become the best technical wrestler in the world? You say you had the skill inside you yet I am the blind one? Newsflash, skill isn't already there inside you, Smokey. You are confusing skill with talent. Now you may have talent, you must to be in WWCF. Skill is a completely different story. You have to earn those skills through hard work, and it sure as hell takes more than a month to acquire those skills.
You can talk about your streetfighting, but you've never fought me in a hardcore match, you don't know what I'd be capable of. I have the skills I have through years of training, and you have the audacity to say you gained all of that in one month? So disrespectful...
Like I've said, all the words in Webster's dictionary won't save you from your face meeting the canvas a few times courtesy of the Head Detective. The WWCF Galaxy can't wait to see me pin you not once, but twice. You need a little wake up call, and I'm just the guy to deliver it. [/quote] You know Aaron....I have to say that....every time you open your trap.....I can't help but do this.... Smokey lays down on the floor, puts his hands behind his head....and loudly starts snoring.Come on man, every time you cut a promo....YOU PUT ME TO SLEEP!!!! That's just not right. However...I guess you are a great replacement to Ambian....so I'll give you that. That's what people should do if they can't sleep. All they have to do is watch a Aaron Enigma promo....and they will out like f***in' rocks.
You know why you're boring, Aaron? It's because you're nothing more than a goody two shoes. You keep spouting how you gonna shut me up for all of the WWCF Galaxy...the "fans". Let me tell you something about the fans, Aaron...THEY DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU!!!!!! Oh sure...they'll chant your name long and proud.They will buy all of your t-shirts...they will buy all of your action figures. Hell, I think I saw a few kids carrying around plastic magnifying glasses. How cute. They can do all of that...but at the end of the day Aaron, they will turn on you....like they turned on me.
Hey, I remember when I was getting some of the biggest pops out of the entire roster....I THOUGHT I WAS SO GOD DAMN OVER!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE HERO TO THE OUTCASTS IN THE WORLD!!!!! I WAS THE GODDAMN MAN!!!! But then I left...and no one noticed. Nobody cared. I had my drug problems. I was addicted to heroin, Aaron. I was addicted to pain killers. You name it, I was addicted to it. But none of my fans, really cared. All they cared about, was me spilling my own blood.That's all anyone ever saw me as....WAS A PIG WHO BLED FOR A LIVING!!!!! THESE FANS ARE THE BIGGEST ASS HOLES OF THEM ALL!!!!! I thought they would understand my problems...but they didn't. All they wanted was for me to smile...take pictures....and bleed for them. And when I decided I didn't want to do that anymore....they left. Just like your fans left.
Oh....I remember when you were the World Heavyweight Champion. You were the number one man. The fans loved you all over the world. Then you left. You left without a trace. You fell off the face of God's green earth. And no one cared. These fans went on with you. Until you came back Aaron, those fans, forgot your name. And needed to be reminded through video packages on how you WERE a great wrestler. And you still are a great wrestler Aaron, believe me you are. But the fans didn't care when you were gone. Just like they didn't care when I was gone.
So that's why I hate your guts Aaron Enigma....because you have this goody two shoes idea that you're fighting for the "great" fans of the WWCF. It's all a lie. It's fake. Which means....you're a phony, Aaron. You're living a lie. These fans will turn on you....just you wait. Because we humans....are a fickle bunch. They don't care about you personally, they don't care about your life.....all they care about is you bleeding and getting hurt, for their amusement. You are nothing to them. Just like your nothing to me. Just like your nothing to ViVA INC. And at Christmassacre.....your career.....will be nothing.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 20, 2011 1:32:25 GMT -5
You know Aaron....I have to say that....every time you open your trap.....I can't help but do this.... Smokey lays down on the floor, puts his hands behind his head....and loudly starts snoring.Come on man, every time you cut a promo....YOU PUT ME TO SLEEP!!!! That's just not right. However...I guess you are a great replacement to Ambian....so I'll give you that. That's what people should do if they can't sleep. All they have to do is watch a Aaron Enigma promo....and they will out like f***in' rocks.
You know why you're boring, Aaron? It's because you're nothing more than a goody two shoes. You keep spouting how you gonna shut me up for all of the WWCF Galaxy...the "fans". Let me tell you something about the fans, Aaron...THEY DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU!!!!!! Oh sure...they'll chant your name long and proud.They will buy all of your t-shirts...they will buy all of your action figures. Hell, I think I saw a few kids carrying around plastic magnifying glasses. How cute. They can do all of that...but at the end of the day Aaron, they will turn on you....like they turned on me.
Hey, I remember when I was getting some of the biggest pops out of the entire roster....I THOUGHT I WAS SO GOD DAMN OVER!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE HERO TO THE OUTCASTS IN THE WORLD!!!!! I WAS THE GODDAMN MAN!!!! But then I left...and no one noticed. Nobody cared. I had my drug problems. I was addicted to heroin, Aaron. I was addicted to pain killers. You name it, I was addicted to it. But none of my fans, really cared. All they cared about, was me spilling my own blood.That's all anyone ever saw me as....WAS A PIG WHO BLED FOR A LIVING!!!!! THESE FANS ARE THE BIGGEST ASS HOLES OF THEM ALL!!!!! I thought they would understand my problems...but they didn't. All they wanted was for me to smile...take pictures....and bleed for them. And when I decided I didn't want to do that anymore....they left. Just like your fans left.
Oh....I remember when you were the World Heavyweight Champion. You were the number one man. The fans loved you all over the world. Then you left. You left without a trace. You feel off the face of God's green earth. And no one cared. These fans went on with you. Until you came back Aaron, those fans, forgot your name. And needed to be reminded through video packages on how you WERE a great wrestler. And you still are a great wrestler Aaron, believe me you are. But the fans didn't care when you were gone. Just like they didn't care when I was gone.
So that's why I hate your guts Aaron Enigma....because you have this goody two shoes idea that you're fighting for the "great" fans of the WWCF. It's all a lie. It's fake. Which means....you're a phony, Aaron. You're living a lie. These fans will turn on you....just you wait. Because we humans....are a fickle bunch. They don't care about you personally, they don't care about your life.....all they care about is you bleeding and getting hurt, for their amusement. You are nothing to them. Just like your nothing to me. Just like your nothing to ViVA INC. And at Christmassacre.....your career.....will be nothing. Smokey you never cease to amaze me. You talk about the fans as if they mean nothing. It's a damn shame really. Well let me tell you some facts if you are going to attempt to tell me some.
Fact number 1: I was the most over guy in the company when I won the Heavyweight title. You know why? I did it for the fans. When I lost the title a month later, I let them down, and they let me know it. I promised to them that I would return one day and rise up the ranks once more and here I am, the Inter-Forum champion. I couldn't have done that without the support of the WWCF Galaxy.
Some people may see that as weakness, however I see it as strength. It's like having thousands upon thousands of people telling you to get up, screaming at you to do better, forcing you to perform at a level you just can't reach on your own. You and Viva Inc, you have it somewhat right. The numbers game is powerful. However, your numbers will never match up to the thousands I have on my side.
Fact #2: You turned your back on the fans. You really just whined about how you didn't want to sacrifice yourself anymore for the sake of the fans, but I doubt that's what happened. You just wanted more attention, more of the spotlight. You got greedy, and you paid the price. Nobody wants to cheer for a guy that doesn't want to give everything he has in every match he fights in.
Fact #3: Your mouth is bigger than the damn state of Texas. Seriously, I've stated this before, but do you actually listen to the crap you spew from your orifice? You say I am nothing but a goody two-shoes? You claim the fans will turn on me? You say my speech puts you to sleep? You damn-near break the fourth wall?
Listen, you have my attention, Vokoun. Don't worry about trying to get me riled up. I'm ready for this match, I'm ready to pound your head in and I'm ready for the fans to cheer for me to do that. You see, I know that wrestling fans are fickle. They will love you one day and despise you the next. However, they are the reason we are employed. Do you not get that? I'll say it slower this time. WE! DO! NOT! HAVE! A! JOB! WITHOUT! THE! W! W! C! F! GALAXY!
You know why the fans of WWCF are great? One word, Smokey, one word only. Passion. PASSION!!! THESE FANS LOVE TO SEE US GIVE IT 180% IN THAT RING!!! They want to see passion when they watch. They don't want to watch somebody like you run around badmouthing them. They want to see people like me shut your damn mouth. I'm not a goody two-shoes, what I am is a passionate wrestler. I'm not dumb though. You don't have a company without fans. I don't suck up to them by facing the bad guys. Hell, I just beat Gus for this title, he was another big fan favorite.
You want to see the darker side of the Head Detective? You've got him at Christmassacre. Just remember this, Smokey. Where there's smoke, there's fire, and when you play with fire, you get burned.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 20, 2011 1:41:00 GMT -5
Smokey you never cease to amaze me. You talk about the fans as if they mean nothing. Well, that's probably because they don't. At all.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 20, 2011 3:39:23 GMT -5
Smokey you never cease to amaze me. You talk about the fans as if they mean nothing. Well, that's probably because they don't. At all. "Oh, not this again."
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Dec 20, 2011 7:37:17 GMT -5
*Three WWCF action figures sit on a rotten wooden fence set against a wooded forest in the background. The three figures are Jonathan Michaels "with Championship Belt", The General of the Monkey Army "with Wind Up Monkey", and Gus Richlen (Ruthless Aggression edition). Suddenly, each one, in turn, shatters. The camera pulls back to see Frank Castle standing in the distance. The camera sweeps towards him before stopping as he locks another magazine into place.*
"This is a Dragunov sniper rifle, one of the most powerful ranged weapons in the world. Loads with a 10 round box magazine, has a chrome lined barrel to reduce corrosion. Accurate to a range of 1,300m with a scope, 1,200 with iron sights, and has a muzzle velocity of 830 metres per second."
"You're dead before you even know someone's shot you."
"All in all a nasty piece of work - a lot like me. The difference is that I'm not as subtle. The steel jacketed round this thing fires is as quiet as a church mouse. The back of your head will clean disappear with the exit wound, and you wouldn't know until someone told you."
"I'm different. You'll see me coming. I'm an engine of destruction. I'm like a battering ram. I appear over the horizon like an unstoppable tank, blazing away in all directions, but with one clear focus - eliminating all of you."
"I've seen terrible things, unspeakable things, and I've done worse myself, but perhaps the worst thing is yet to come. I'm going to destroy three people's careers, and make sure none of them ever have the opportunity to reclaim what's theirs, or extract vengeance."
"Many people have criticised me, and say what I do is wrong, but there's absolutely one certainty to it - it's permanent. So Jonathan Michaels, General, Richlen, this Christmas, none of you will ever be the same again."
"And just like the Dragunov, you won't know what's hit you, until its far, far too late." I LIKE THIS GUY HE HAS WEAPONS CAN I GO GET ONE ALPHA WHAT, NO WE NEED TO STAY OUT OF INCARCERATION YOU REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID IN THE ASYLUM RIGHT ...YES I DON'T OF CORSE YOU DON'T BLANK BUT YET ME TELL YA, YOU DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER *shudder* IT WOULD BE INFINATLY WORSE IN JAIL PSYCHO.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Dec 20, 2011 15:13:44 GMT -5
You know Aaron....I have to say that....every time you open your trap.....I can't help but do this.... Smokey lays down on the floor, puts his hands behind his head....and loudly starts snoring.Come on man, every time you cut a promo....YOU PUT ME TO SLEEP!!!! That's just not right. However...I guess you are a great replacement to Ambian....so I'll give you that. That's what people should do if they can't sleep. All they have to do is watch a Aaron Enigma promo....and they will out like f***in' rocks.
You know why you're boring, Aaron? It's because you're nothing more than a goody two shoes. You keep spouting how you gonna shut me up for all of the WWCF Galaxy...the "fans". Let me tell you something about the fans, Aaron...THEY DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU!!!!!! Oh sure...they'll chant your name long and proud.They will buy all of your t-shirts...they will buy all of your action figures. Hell, I think I saw a few kids carrying around plastic magnifying glasses. How cute. They can do all of that...but at the end of the day Aaron, they will turn on you....like they turned on me.
Hey, I remember when I was getting some of the biggest pops out of the entire roster....I THOUGHT I WAS SO GOD DAMN OVER!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE HERO TO THE OUTCASTS IN THE WORLD!!!!! I WAS THE GODDAMN MAN!!!! But then I left...and no one noticed. Nobody cared. I had my drug problems. I was addicted to heroin, Aaron. I was addicted to pain killers. You name it, I was addicted to it. But none of my fans, really cared. All they cared about, was me spilling my own blood.That's all anyone ever saw me as....WAS A PIG WHO BLED FOR A LIVING!!!!! THESE FANS ARE THE BIGGEST ASS HOLES OF THEM ALL!!!!! I thought they would understand my problems...but they didn't. All they wanted was for me to smile...take pictures....and bleed for them. And when I decided I didn't want to do that anymore....they left. Just like your fans left.
Oh....I remember when you were the World Heavyweight Champion. You were the number one man. The fans loved you all over the world. Then you left. You left without a trace. You feel off the face of God's green earth. And no one cared. These fans went on with you. Until you came back Aaron, those fans, forgot your name. And needed to be reminded through video packages on how you WERE a great wrestler. And you still are a great wrestler Aaron, believe me you are. But the fans didn't care when you were gone. Just like they didn't care when I was gone.
So that's why I hate your guts Aaron Enigma....because you have this goody two shoes idea that you're fighting for the "great" fans of the WWCF. It's all a lie. It's fake. Which means....you're a phony, Aaron. You're living a lie. These fans will turn on you....just you wait. Because we humans....are a fickle bunch. They don't care about you personally, they don't care about your life.....all they care about is you bleeding and getting hurt, for their amusement. You are nothing to them. Just like your nothing to me. Just like your nothing to ViVA INC. And at Christmassacre.....your career.....will be nothing. Smokey you never cease to amaze me. You talk about the fans as if they mean nothing. It's a damn shame really. Well let me tell you some facts if you are going to attempt to tell me some.
Fact number 1: I was the most over guy in the company when I won the Heavyweight title. You know why? I did it for the fans. When I lost the title a month later, I let them down, and they let me know it. I promised to them that I would return one day and rise up the ranks once more and here I am, the Inter-Forum champion. I couldn't have done that without the support of the WWCF Galaxy.
Some people may see that as weakness, however I see it as strength. It's like having thousands upon thousands of people telling you to get up, screaming at you to do better, forcing you to perform at a level you just can't reach on your own. You and Viva Inc, you have it somewhat right. The numbers game is powerful. However, your numbers will never match up to the thousands I have on my side.
Fact #2: You turned your back on the fans. You really just whined about how you didn't want to sacrifice yourself anymore for the sake of the fans, but I doubt that's what happened. You just wanted more attention, more of the spotlight. You got greedy, and you paid the price. Nobody wants to cheer for a guy that doesn't want to give everything he has in every match he fights in.
Fact #3: Your mouth is bigger than the damn state of Texas. Seriously, I've stated this before, but do you actually listen to the crap you spew from your orifice? You say I am nothing but a goody two-shoes? You claim the fans will turn on me? You say my speech puts you to sleep? You damn-near break the fourth wall?
Listen, you have my attention, Vokoun. Don't worry about trying to get me riled up. I'm ready for this match, I'm ready to pound your head in and I'm ready for the fans to cheer for me to do that. You see, I know that wrestling fans are fickle. They will love you one day and despise you the next. However, they are the reason we are employed. Do you not get that? I'll say it slower this time. WE! DO! NOT! HAVE! A! JOB! WITHOUT! THE! W! W! C! F! GALAXY!
You know why the fans of WWCF are great? One word, Smokey, one word only. Passion. PASSION!!! THESE FANS LOVE TO SEE US GIVE IT 180% IN THAT RING!!! They want to see passion when they watch. They don't want to watch somebody like you run around badmouthing them. They want to see people like me shut your damn mouth. I'm not a goody two-shoes, what I am is a passionate wrestler. I'm not dumb though. You don't have a company without fans. I don't suck up to them by facing the bad guys. Hell, I just beat Gus for this title, he was another big fan favorite.
You want to see the darker side of the Head Detective? You've got him at Christmassacre. Just remember this, Smokey. Where there's smoke, there's fire, and when you play with fire, you get burned. *Clap...Clap...Clap* Such a passionate speech, Aaron. However, for someone who is all about saying the right things, you got a lot of things wrong.
Its' funny, because I used to actually respect you, yes...you Aaron. I remember you as World Champion. Hell you were champion when I first showed up. You were on top and I was at the lowest point in the totem poll...you fighting ViVA and Jazzman...and I was beating the tar out of losers like The Fishmonger and Double H. Can you imagine that? I was opening match of a show THAT NOBODY WATCHED!!!!! While you were World Heavyweight champion....I was a nobody. I'll admit that. And even though I hated everyone in this company....I actually respected you. I respected you for the simple fact that you were the top dog. The number one man in the world. Then on that fateful night...March 1st, 2010...YOUR CAREER CRASHED INTO A SOLID BRICK WALL......when you faced ViVA. And on that day, you were proven to be nothing more than a poser....and ViVA proved that you were nothing compared to him.
That's why you left isn't it? Because you've never really explained why you left. Was it because you couldn't face your "fans" that you lost to a better more talented man? Was it because you knew right then and there....that you were just....nothing Aaron? That's what I thought at the time...and that's what I think now. And that is why you want to rip my head off...isn't it? Because I remind you of ViVA? Because ViVA is training me? The man that ruined your career? And all you want to do is stop me from ruining your career again. I understand that...because I've ruined alot of careers. HEHEHEHE!!!!
Also...do me a favor....stop it with this "WWCF Galaxy" lovefest that you seem to go on and on like a broken record. It is getting annoying. You can go on and go on that without the fans, we wouldn't be here....maybe for you it's true....BUT NOT FOR ME!!!!! THOSE FANS DIDN'T GET ME TO BE THE WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPION TWICE!!!! THOSE FANS DIDN'T MAKE ME THE GREATEST FIGHTER IN WWCF HISTORY!!!!! I DON'T NEED THOSE FANS!!!!!! Maybe for you....they give you support....BUT IF YOU WERE SOOOO GREAT THEN YOU WOULDN'T NEED THERE HELP!!!!! They never got me anywhere. I won those matches and those titles....on my own. The only people I care about now....is those in ViVA INC. The ViVA's the Amigos, the Frank Castles the Dupoes....I ONLY CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!! THEY SEE MY GREATNESS!!!!! THEY SEE THAT I AM A SUPERSTAR AMONG SUPERSTARS...JUST LIKE THEY ARE!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST GROUP OF TALENT EVER PUT TOGETHER AND FOR ONE PURPOSE.......for wrestling dominance. And just The Punisher is gonna waltz into that Four way dance and become World Heavyweight Champion....I'm going to waltz in that 2 out of 3 falls match....and become the next Interforum Champion.
Oh and by the way.....I realize I have a big mouth. And I know you are dying to shut it. BUT YOU BETTER GET USED TO ME TALKING BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU EVER GET ME TO SHUT UP....is to f***ing kill me. And I know you don't have to guts.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Dec 20, 2011 15:19:49 GMT -5
OOC: Let me make one thing clear. Aaron and Smokin' are killing it right now. This is some good shit.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 20, 2011 15:30:37 GMT -5
Well Howdy Ho there Mistah bloody-Blood!
's a funny word blood.....looks like it should rhyme with Mood or food.....but it doesn't.....Or have I been mis-pronounciating your sanguinous surname?
(Giggles softly, as if at some private joke)
Christmassacre is coming Mr. Blood.....it's a festive time, the most Wonderful time of the year according to some. It won't be for you though....you see we're facing off in what I'd assume is a Ho-Ho-Hardcore match. I addition to the normal accoutrements of a normal Hardcore match.....I'd assume there would be more seasonally appropriate implements of destruction, like snowshovels or a Festivus Pole. It doesn't matter what they have though....hell, I'd bludgeon you with a frozen turkey if that's what it takes.....or was available.....or I got bored.
The fact is Mr. Blood.......come Christmassacre, The Doctor.....is sin. Oh crap, there'll be a Festivus Pole in there? That's gonna bring back some awful memories, since traditionally families of evil wizards celebrate Festivus along with the other holidays. As if I didn't hear enough about the ways I'd disappointed my father the rest of the year, imagine how much worse it was on Festivus!
On the plus side, though, I was the only member of that family who was training to be a pro wrestler instead of a wizard, so I did very well in the feats of strength.
But enough of that! No, my friend with the name in a constant state of flux, we have a match coming up! The match will be for a title, and the title will be defended under hardcore rules like most other hardcore titles like it.
So that means that anything and everything is legal! The ringside area of the Parts Unknown Arena is going to be like international waters!
So yes, you may bring your frozen turkey which which to hit me. Bring as many turkeys as you like. Round up live turkeys too! Stampede them all over me! Take a bottle of Wild Turkey and bash it over my head! But you see, Demento, no matter what ornithological aid you enlist--be it live, cryogenically preserved, or alcoholic--your chances of taking the title from me are slim. I just got this championship, and I refuse to have anything taken from me during the Christmas season!
On an unrelated note, some of your...uh, abnormalities, I guess...seem to be rubbing off on me, just like how Fighter's stupidity in "8-Bit Theater" would start to affect people who spent too much time with him and lower their intelligence. Oh well, if I can just maintain my sanity for another seven days I'll be out of the woods and then I can go back to being the Ryan Blood I used to be.
The man I used to be.
By K-Os.
I'm Not DEMENTO!
I'm Not Demento!*Demento is Shackled to the wall as usual, he's kicking the crank of an old Victrola abesent-mindedly with his foot. Between screaming the protest of not being himself, he's perfectly sedate and well-mannered* Son of a Wizard? Not the Eighth I'd hope? 'Twould be REAL trouble..... *th son of an 8th son......that's a Sourcerer.......
Of course.....then there'd be no need for a match, you'd poof me into non-existance.
But who's to say whether I exist or not? Perhaps I'm nothing but a mote in the universe, a delerious dream of a fevered mind set free upon the breeze. .....Pardon Me for a Moment
*Clears his throat*
Let me Out!
I'm Not Demento!
I'm Not Demento!
Let Me Out!
....dreadfully sorry.....bit of a nervous tic really
You see...I have alot of time to think here, to daydream. Since that lovely Cultist gentleman DuPoe decided to give the haunts here some "exorcize" my records haven't been getting moved either. It's gotten peaceful, sedate......downright BORING!
*Begins angrily screaming*
I Can't stand "Boring" Blood! So much order....so rigid, like......Ice! *Shivers* But things shan't be boring much longer
*Demento fishes a small lockpick out of the Victrola's horn, swings his leg up and unlocks one hand, then uses his free hand to unlock the other*
LET ME OUT!
I'm Not Demento!
ORDERLY! I need a Bucket! I'm going to Be Ill!
*A Burly Orderly rushes in with an emesis basin, but can't seem to find Demento. Suddenly the lights flicker off and a large door is heard closing. The Camera Swings around and we spy Demento on the outside of it. The orderly begins to scream "Let Me Out! I'm Not Demento!" The REAL Doctor Demento just smiles and tosses a water fountain through a window. He hops outside and begins strolling toward parts unknown arena.*
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