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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 13, 2006 2:09:52 GMT -5
 Yes folks, you can find these and other items at K-Mart's Fourth of July Sale.  As a way to gain publicity, Nick Lachey grew a beard and sported a gold belt that read "Jessica Simpson Cherry Poppin Champion of the World"  You'd think after all those concussions, Vince Russo would know better than to step in the ring.  Burger King's gonna be pissed when he gets out of the shower.  (Inserts a quarter into Great Khali's mouth) Rey: I wish I were big. Knowing his career in wrestling would soon be over, Khali tried his hand at other lines of work. Pitching  Place Kicking  Power Lifting  and of course, staring contests  Finally..  1) This picture needs no caption 2) Is that "Oh No he didn't" guy behind them? You know he wants to say something. |
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Post by Topher is Human on May 13, 2006 3:51:54 GMT -5
Insert Motorhead song... |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on May 13, 2006 5:25:45 GMT -5
Jake??: ...then JBL put his Guy who wasn't Beef Wellington from CZW: NOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 13, 2006 5:34:01 GMT -5
...and i want a toy train, and a cowboy suit, and...  a push to end a push |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 13, 2006 5:40:32 GMT -5
Khali: lick the nipple Rey: no lick the nipple Khali: Lick The Nipple Rey: no lick the nip.. Khali: LICK THE NIPPLE!!! |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on May 13, 2006 10:18:43 GMT -5
(Whispering to him) "JBL, you put the one in your left hand on your head! Don't mix 'em up again!" "So it DOES hurt when I do THIS?!" SHARMEL: "Now you just have to change your entrance theme like Triple H did. How about "Bow Down to the King, Sucka!" BOOKER: "...tell me she didn't just say that." REY: "No, it's not a mole. It looks like a really old gummi bear. Do you ever wash down here?" KHALI: "Heeeeal this midget! Feel the power within me!" REY: "...and I want a pony, and I want a Blue Power Ranger, and I want a little red wagon with 15" rims..." |
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Post by shiranui on May 13, 2006 10:26:34 GMT -5
Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Well you can get this lap dance here for free Now you can get this lap dance here for free Well you can get this lap dance here for free |
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Post by invaderdave on May 13, 2006 10:27:14 GMT -5
Bob and Midge weren't there to complete the flag. "I gave up my highly over Hurricane gimmick to become the champion of a division no one pays attention to. AT LEAST I HAVE MY PERSONALITY!" Gymini: TEDDY BEAR! Shang Book is pleased. Remember those promo pics of Goku vs. Freiza? This is kinda like that. |
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bigjimmy
Don Corleone
WWF Attitude
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Post by bigjimmy on May 13, 2006 10:33:37 GMT -5
me love you long time 10 dolla, CHEAP CHEAPTELL ME ABOUT THE RABITS AGAIN GEORGE
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on May 13, 2006 12:12:10 GMT -5
JBL: "Aw, geez. I took my belt off and my Stars and Stripes pants fell down again! Dammit." Helms: "Grit teeth, don't think about getting squashed. They can't squash EVERY talented cruiserweight on Smackdown...can they?" Gymini: "Hmm...this zit sure is hard to pop..." Billy McJobber: "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S MY HEAD!!!!" Sharmell: "Come on...wear the crown and robe!" Booker: "NO! I don't wanna! They chafe...." Khali: "Hey...you have bald spot. Hur hur hur." Rey: "...That's my mask." Somehow, Rey was able to perform a 619 to Khali despite the distinct lack of ropes. Not even this was enough to stop him from being a transitional champ. Khali: "DIDISTEPINSOMETHING?" Rey: "Hang on...let's take a look-see." Uh....Rey? A back-cracker only works if it's done to the...uh...back....section of the body. Creative executive: "And if we rewind the footage, we can see that REY is actually no-selling KHALI'S offensive." Vince: "That BASTARD! BURY HIM!!!" Rey: "I wish I knew how to quit you, John...." |
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Post by Shy Guy on May 13, 2006 12:22:47 GMT -5
man, chirs sabin is going to be PISSED when he finds out what JBL did to his American Flag.... |
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Post by Banned Member on May 13, 2006 12:35:39 GMT -5
JBL: Man I should of never gave Jillian the boot. Now all I got is this cheap Mexican midget hooker. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on May 13, 2006 19:10:56 GMT -5
JBL, bereft of new ideas, decided to try his "Abby Hoffman" impression out Is that Jake or Jesse Gymini? Who cares, I just wanna know why the f*** this match couldn't have been on Velocity.  By the powers invested in me, I redub thee "Melina and the Athletic Supporters"  Hmmm, I don't think the jr. high gimmicks of pantsing people'll go over that big.  On second thought...  Nobody leaves the party sober on "The Party Ship" That'll teach you to never steal Kahli's phonics tapes |
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Mike the Goon
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Post by L.D.B. on May 13, 2006 19:36:29 GMT -5
I gotta stay fly eye,eye,eye,eye,eye, till I die,eye,eye,eye,eye! Live Hot Sex Celebration Part 2! (Look at how Johnny looks behind Melina, they gettin' naughty!) Damnit who was on Soul Train this week!!!!!!! Your horny....... let's do it....... ride it........ MY PONY! |
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