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Post by lildude8218 on May 9, 2006 14:16:59 GMT -5
 Triple H tries out for the role of The Brow in the new Dick Tracy movie.  Vince: Listen folks, you have to understand. We spent A LOT of money on this belt and we're not just gonna take it off of him because you don't like him anymore. And you all know Triple H isn't gonna wear the thing so we're getting good use out of it.  RVD: MATT DAMON!  Charlie Haas would learn not to mess with Bruce Leroy.  Todd Grisham isn't quite sure what Eva Longoria sees in this guy.  Since he's such a fairweather fan, when he saw that face, he automatically opened his mouth to show off his teeth...  The New Chinese Carlito would have a hard time getting over with the fans.  Eugene tries to reason with Carlito through sign language until someone tells him that CM Punk is the deaf one.  You got hosed, Tommy!  Mickie James has Maria set up for her new finisher, the Labial Claw  I didn't know that Fraggle Rock was coming back. Awesome!  The birthing process was a beautiful one.  I wonder what made Kane so angry in the first place.....  Someone obviously saw Mission Impossible 3 this weekend and got a little obsessed.  This wasn't the first time 2 guys in wife beaters whipped Shawn with a belt.  Moments before Triple H said "BANG BANG" and joined the Anti-ECW faction. |
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Post by kwydjebo on May 9, 2006 14:35:08 GMT -5
"FEELINGS.....NOTHING MORE THAN....FEELINGS...." Vince: So I figured that we remove the spinny part, and put in a clock, and sell it on WWE.com....... RVD: "ANything you can do I can do better.......FEELINGS....." Shelton: Since I started Tae Bo, look at how high I can kick. "What d'ya mean 'FInally someone who looks gayer than me' Grisham?" KAne:" You still owe me 5 dollars" Carlito: What has you so terrified man? I keep telling you, its just my hair, there is no badger in there. I think I blacked out for a second there. I was holding this bat and ....hey what happened to Dreamer? No caption....I just really wish I had this Ref's job. Kane: That's it....a little more....I really need to get this kink outta my back.... Kenny: I GOT SPIRI...HEY where'd you guys go? HHH: "American Idol....MY WAY.....WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!"[/quote] |
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DUTHTY
Samurai Cop
Duthty be luthty for the laydeeth
DEMIRICOUS > Your Favorite Band.
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Post by DUTHTY on May 9, 2006 15:08:58 GMT -5
I didn't know that Fraggle Rock was coming back. Awesome! Gold!!  |
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Post by wrestlesmarks on May 9, 2006 15:21:29 GMT -5
 "WOW John Cena and HBK vs all FIVE members of the Spirit Squad, they'll never over come those odds!" |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 9, 2006 15:46:23 GMT -5
Is that Coach? Jimmy Valient died his beard. |
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Post by T Vang is a HO-DADDY~! on May 9, 2006 21:01:47 GMT -5
^he looks like an acorn
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Post by Virt McGirt on May 10, 2006 0:21:58 GMT -5
What? They're just re-enacting the "Very Special CPR Episode" of Punky Brewster where Cherry gets stuck in an old fridge.  Aaaah, I think you're...[gasps]...putting it on...[gasps]...wrong!  Who was that masked blonde avenger?!?! Apparently, nobody else got the "wacky hat memo" but Billy Gibbons. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on May 10, 2006 8:36:11 GMT -5
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl! Pretty feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there...everybody!"VINCE: "Yes, I jizzed on your belt last week for good luck but do you know how much that belt is worth now?! What?!" ROB: "HEEEEY, Macarena! ....where the hell am I?" TODD: "Now that you're in a movie and you have some money, will you be purchasing clothes that fit you, son?" KANE: "The studio sent me to take back what they paid you for the film! Reviews are pretty bad and you SUCK!" KID: "But...I need to buy...clothes that'll fit me! No more of my dad's...hand me downs!" EUGENE: "...jazz hands!" CARLITO: "You suck!" FOLEY: (answering his cellphone) "Hello? It's Mick. I'll be promoting another book at the end of the month. I don't know what's it about, lost track three books ago. Tommy? He's...out right now. REF: "Ladies, I want to thank you for allowing me to be here for this. Let the erotica begin!"
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Post by Topher is Human on May 10, 2006 8:47:01 GMT -5
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl! Pretty feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there...everybody!" You sir have made my day |
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Post by Topher is Human on May 10, 2006 8:48:52 GMT -5
Adrenaline starts to flow
Your thrashin' all around
Acting like a maniac...
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on May 10, 2006 17:52:13 GMT -5
"WOW John Cena and HBK vs all FIVE members of the Spirit Squad, they'll never over come those odds!" 10 bucks says that guy shows up on one of those psych-out videos that scares the crap out of people...God know I about crapped when I saw this. |
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Post by psychotix5000 on May 10, 2006 18:11:03 GMT -5
Adrenaline starts to flow
Your thrashin' all around
Acting like a maniac... WHIPLASH! |
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