Mark Henry has NOT been resigned

[rocket]

www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/headlines/default.asp?aID=16225

--The latest fake news item credited to me is WWE signing Mark Henry to a new contract. I don't know that they haven't, but having checked around, nobody there seems to know anything about it and I haven't reported it.

Is everybody happy?

And on a related note, who keeps spreading these fake news items? Some I've seen recently include how Ashley was in talks to pose for Playboy next year and how Molly was going to be an OVW trainer.

[Hiroshi Hase]

I'm sure some are happy, but still it doesn't mean that WWE won't do it. I think they should, I mean the guy has practically killed off the Smackdown roster single handedly, may as well keep him around.

[B.A.]

keeping a hard worker like henry would be a smart move. JBL and dalip cant be the only people on sd that are major heels

[Rated H]

Thank f*** for that!

[stetheman]

god dammit

[SparkyPlugg]

It's only a matter of time! Then a World title run I cant wait!

[molson5]

Do people really think they'd give Mark Henry a huge push, have him destroy all their Main Eventers, and then let him go?

The only way Mark Henry's going anywhere is if he decides it ain't worth staying for a paycut.

[Nice Guy Cody]

gladiusofrome said:

keeping a hard worker like henry would be a smart move. JBL and dalip cant be the only people on sd that are major heels

Which really says something about the status of Smackdown.

[Kevwhatshisname]

molson5 said:

Do people really think they'd give Mark Henry a huge push, have him destroy all their Main Eventers, and then let him go?

The only way Mark Henry's going anywhere is if he decides it ain't worth staying for a paycut.

Exactly. Vince doesn't want him in TNA bragging about what he was doing up north.

[G✇JI☈A]

(Meanwhile at Castle Braxton)

Messenger: My Lord News. Mark Henry has be resigned.
Blade Braxton: Argh Bad News!!! I don't care for this news bring me some good news.
M: But Lord?
BB: I Said I DON'T CARE FOR THIS NEWS BRING ME SOME GOOD NEWS!!!
(Messenger Leaves room and then comes back in a again)
M: My Lord News. Mark Henry has NOT been Resigned.
BB: Argh Good News!!!

[The OP]

Wait a minute...how do we know this isn't the fake news item? A ha! Classic internet fakery.

[dorianyatesmark]

Noooooooooooooo

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.....

[mikey_editor]

Put this with the XPAc back junk. Some pos(t)ers just like to put things out there in case it whackily happens so they can claim "I said it." Matt Drudge has a whole website like that.