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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 28, 2011 22:26:06 GMT -5
It was so freaking awkward. Her father made me sleep in a separate bedroom. He said to me, "it's nothing personal. I just don't trust you, buddy." So I said to him, "Trust me, buddy, I'm banging your daughter."
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
myers.timothyTheTimMyers
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Post by Tim on Jul 28, 2011 22:40:19 GMT -5
Amazing.
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Post by Cam on Jul 28, 2011 22:48:06 GMT -5
As much as I'd like to believe this story, I don't. Sorry.
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chac
ALF
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Post by chac on Jul 28, 2011 22:51:25 GMT -5
As much as I'd like to believe this story, I don't. Sorry. I'll second that. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 28, 2011 22:52:40 GMT -5
third
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Post by Orange on Jul 28, 2011 22:53:46 GMT -5
Eh, not sure I believe that. I don't think you'd be alive to type that if you said that to her dad  |
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jul 28, 2011 22:54:20 GMT -5
Video proof of father chasing you around the yard with shotgun or it didn't happen.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 28, 2011 22:55:35 GMT -5
How can you type here if you're dead?
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 28, 2011 22:56:37 GMT -5
I am a ghost. Though oddly enough the dad didn't kill me. Got hit by a bus.
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Post by Insomniac on Jul 28, 2011 22:57:57 GMT -5
I'm starting to think that my new brother-in-law has been beating my sister lately. Now I haven't seen any bruises, I don't have any proof. But I went over there for dinner last weekend, and her cooking has gotten much better.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 28, 2011 23:00:37 GMT -5
I'm starting to think that my new brother-in-law has been beating my sister lately. Now I haven't seen any bruises, I don't have any proof. But I went over there for dinner last weekend, and her cooking has gotten much better. YES!!!! You get this thread!!!!! |
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Post by Young Game on Jul 28, 2011 23:03:09 GMT -5
Fourth...and fifthed. (Is that even a word?) If you want to talk awkward, let's talk about the time during my Senior year when I snuck into my g/f's house. We were cracking jokes with each other...one thing leads to another...and we're in bed together. We had also completely forgotten about her friend, who was also spending the night and who had gotten drunk and passed out on the hammock in the backyard. Apparently, after she woke up and made her drunken way back into the house, she knocked a few things over and woke up my g/f's mom. I'm not quite sure on the specifics, I'm guessing my g/f's mom was helping her friend into the room, but the door opened, and, well...they saw what they saw. Yes...we were walked in on. Her mom AND her best friend caught us. That, my fellow poster, is awkward. |
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jul 28, 2011 23:04:37 GMT -5
Fourth...and fifthed. (Is that even a word?) If you want to talk awkward, let's talk about the time during my Senior year when I snuck into my g/f's house. We were cracking jokes with each other...one thing leads to another...and we're in bed together. We had also completely forgotten about her friend, who was also spending the night and who had gotten drunk and passed out on the hammock in the backyard. Apparently, after she woke up and made her drunken way back into the house, she knocked a few things over and woke up my g/f's mom. I'm not quite sure on the specifics, I'm guessing my g/f's mom was helping her friend into the room, but the door opened, and, well...they saw what they saw. Yes...we were walked in on. Her mom AND her best friend caught us. That, my fellow poster, is awkward. If this story doesn't end with you sleeping with her friend and mom, then you're out of the club friend. |
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spec
Hank Scorpio
Bum Wiping Aficionado
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Post by spec on Jul 29, 2011 0:55:42 GMT -5
Now that's what i call a sticky situation!
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Post by Throwback on Jul 29, 2011 1:30:47 GMT -5
I think my brother in law is cheating on my sister. I was going to ask him last time I saw him. But he left my girlfriends place before I got the chance.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jul 29, 2011 1:42:56 GMT -5
My family is exactly like The Brady Bunch. We may not be perfect, but my father did dies from AIDS.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jul 29, 2011 5:50:38 GMT -5
Last night, my 6 year old threw a tantrum and told me she was running away. I told her, "Sweetie, don't say that. If you take your bike, you'll get a lot farther."
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jul 29, 2011 7:53:27 GMT -5
It was so freaking awkward. Her father made me sleep in a separate bedroom. He said to me, "it's nothing personal. I just don't trust you, buddy." So I said to him, "Trust me, buddy, I'm banging your daughter." "That's cool, Pops. Why not come back a little later, I'm curious to see who your little girl gets her squeal from. It definitely doesn't sound like her mother's..." |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jul 29, 2011 10:23:05 GMT -5
Fourth...and fifthed. (Is that even a word?)  |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jul 29, 2011 11:51:19 GMT -5
I think my mom cheated on my dad. My baby sister is black.
Am I doing it right?
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