The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jul 24, 2011 6:39:49 GMT -5
Let us discuss our favourite quotes. Or at least type them out.
"Life is mostly froth an bubble but 2 things stand like stone. Kindness in anothers troubles and courage in your own" ~ Adam Lindsay Gordon
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it." ~ Frank Zappa
"A friend in need, is a pest." ~ Bobby Heenan
"Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat." ~ Jesse Ventura
"No sense makes sense" ~ Charles Manson
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,204
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 24, 2011 6:49:39 GMT -5
"So! Tar you fine dandies, so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waitin' on yah with a wiff of the ol' brim stone. I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end! "
-Harriet Tubman
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
Posts: 5,319
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 24, 2011 6:53:10 GMT -5
"Ah ha ha! Oh, they're goin' ta have ta glue you back together. IN HELL!"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 24, 2011 8:08:27 GMT -5
"If your life just amounts to your epitaph, make it 'I once made someone laugh.' " - Rod Stern
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
Posts: 3,082
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Post by The Punisher on Jul 24, 2011 13:44:54 GMT -5
(The Punisher)
"Go with God, Frank Castle"
"God's gonna sit this one out"
(Revenge of the Nerds)
"What are you looking at nerd?"
"Well I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag but that's in Ohio."
(Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
"Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you ******* are! ..."
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 24, 2011 14:18:04 GMT -5
"A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii..." - Terry Twillstein
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clifford
King Koopa
Shingo Takagi stan
Posts: 10,683
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Post by clifford on Jul 24, 2011 16:11:13 GMT -5
"You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it, all the way. I'll risk failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous."
- Paul Heyman, from the end of The Rise and Fall of ECW DVD
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 24, 2011 20:48:14 GMT -5
"What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
"What?"
"What country you from?"
"What?"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
"What? I-"
"ENGLISH, MOTHERF***ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
"Yes!"
"Well then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!"
"What?"
"SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU - I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERF***ER - SAY 'WHAT' ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"
"H-he's black."
"Go on."
"He's bald."
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"What?"
*gunshot to shoulder*
"DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?"
"No!"
"Then why'd you try to f*** him like a bitch?"
"I didn't, I-"
"Yes you did, Brett! Yes you did! You tried to f*** him. Well, Marsellus Wallace doesn't like to be f***ed by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. Do you read the Bible, Brett?"
"Yes."
"Well there's this passage I have memorized for special occasions, Ezekiel 25:17: 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrrany of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuurious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!'" *multiple gunshots and screams*
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
Posts: 14,366
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Post by Demented on Jul 24, 2011 21:20:33 GMT -5
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there... in the asylum. Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough... there's always a place for you here."
"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."
- The Joker
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Ghostorm
Mephisto
Wheres Appa? What did you do to my Bison?
Posts: 693
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Post by Ghostorm on Jul 24, 2011 21:48:43 GMT -5
"Hate, Pain, Death, and Total Destruction... I live for nothing else!" - Incognito - "Hellsing"
"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn!" - Alfred - "The Dark Knight"
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 24, 2011 22:13:36 GMT -5
"If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten."
"You can't fight City Hall...but you can god damn sure blow it up."
"Intelligence tests are biased towards the literate."
"I made a bargain with the devil: I got to be famous and he got to f*** my sister."
"The difference between show business and a gang bang is that in show business, everyone wants to go on last."
All from George Carlin and his book, 'Brain Droppings'.
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