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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 2, 2006 1:50:02 GMT -5
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BillyBlood
Team Rocket
The Man With The Crimson Mask
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Post by BillyBlood on May 2, 2006 1:58:02 GMT -5
Even Cena trying to do the 5-Star Frog Splash couldn't make the match any better!
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Post by Van Loki - Suck it, ECW on May 2, 2006 1:58:41 GMT -5
The picture that is in my sig.
"f*** YES."
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The Nature Girl
Don Corleone
What if...I came back...home?
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Post by The Nature Girl on May 2, 2006 2:06:28 GMT -5
"DX! DX! DX! DX! DX!" Sorry, couldn't resist.
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DM91
Trap-Jaw
SignatureMania XXX
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by DM91 on May 2, 2006 2:17:32 GMT -5
The itching power Maria lined Torries underpants with was starting to take effect. Wait, arne't you Seven from WCW? Ladies & Gentlemen, your winners, Shawn Michaels and Chris Mast .... what do you mean it isn't Masters? Looks like him. Sounds like him too! Looks like you need an extra special, sooper-dooper, Mickie Foley hug. This doesn't require a caption. Just thank god Joey quit. Phew! That stunk Joey. hey, don't waft it over here! Iwanna eat your brainz!!!! Joey's may have stunk. but Cena's was able to launch him into the air.
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 2, 2006 2:18:45 GMT -5
Carlito - "Take this for being a better face than I could ever be, Masters!" "Oh, no he didn't!"
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Post by Virt McGirt on May 2, 2006 2:22:58 GMT -5
"Coochie, coochie, coo!" Not exactly sure where Maria's kicking, or why Mickie sold it like that, but who really cares, there both in cheerleader outfits Youse a big fine women, wontcha back dat thang up? Referee: [thinking] Dear Penthouse Forum, your not gonna believe this but... "But, Dahddy, I want to pin her now!" The centuries Trish is setting women back according to Da Greenguy with that shirt.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 2, 2006 2:48:48 GMT -5
Torrie: You will eat the pie and you will LIKE IT!! In case anyone forgot, Trish has one working shoulder left. That's right, Trish. Just one. Eugene: I wanna pinch his nipple Snitsky: AWW, but it's my turn!! Proof that HBK can carry the WWE's crap booking. Candice: You forgot something...didn't you? Vince: Yes...the pills...they're in the glove compartment.... Next time, on "Save the Stoner"..... ....RVD's homemade brownies claim yet another victim. Joey swore he'd never do his disco routine in public, but he just couldn't resist. Since the Smackdown Rebound didn't include Great Khali's match, King and Joey decided to re-enact it. Cena's mouth-to-mouth CPR technique was getting way too elaborate
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 2, 2006 3:48:16 GMT -5
Trish is so pissed that she extends the wrong finger. Eugene: Your the one to look angry Goldy. You were only in the ring for 30 seconds you lazy ass. easy one HBK: OK Kane this Conway loser has been stinken up the ring for too long. Its time to take out the trash. A Pants less Vince is shocked when Linda walks into the room Foley: You been out till 4am with this hussy again! Thats it mister! Your Grounded! Styles Brain: It looks good but that thing will never fit me. King: I know it was you Joey! You Broke My Heart Joey! You Broke My heart. HBK: Been hangin out at KFC again I see. Reason We Hate Cena #459236 Later Maria gave the cameraman a kick to the love spuds for getting a really awful shot of her.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on May 2, 2006 5:24:56 GMT -5
Torrie: do ya see any skids goldust lets out an SBD Eugine: what's that smell Snitsky: peew that wasn't my fault Shawn finds were creative find their ideas Kane: that explains it Candice: I'm really a man Spirit squad thought they would have fun with a sleeping joey Thats for putting up with your awfull commentary for the 5 years King attempts the vulcan mind meld
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Post by tonyexile on May 2, 2006 5:52:46 GMT -5
"Oh, no he didn't!" That guy was hilarious...
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on May 2, 2006 5:56:14 GMT -5
HBK: Bin there. Seen it. Done it. Won it. Wore the T-Shirt...
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starkman
Don Corleone
Racism is NOT funny! Goodbye Imus! and Good Riddance
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Post by starkman on May 2, 2006 6:41:07 GMT -5
Dammit torrie im a B**** not chloe so i do NOT wanna sniff your butt! If I do this x factor right maybe i can be like chyna and get my own porno! Unlike you, Mickie, I use this finger to help me dream about going down for 3 counts with dorky male models who think both us B****** are crazy!!! Eugene: If I ask really really nice can you do the job instead of poor old mentally challenged me? Golddust: :Inhales: Do you remember my name Eugene: Lemme see...yellow...You're hulk hogan! You're HULK HOGAN!!! WE'RE GONNA LIVE!!! Snitsky: Dont forget about me...no matter what happens...It...Wasnt...MY...FAULT!!! Eugene: WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HBK Uses a visual aid to give his state of the WWE. They look small...better get the WWE Diva Bicycle pump so you look like a REAAALLLLLLL HO!!!! Foley: Given all these DX Teases I got two words for you...MATT FREAKING HARDY!!!! Shelton: Watch it man! You bout to get teeth all over my $500 shirt!!! Spirit Squad: C'mon joey you know what they say about male cheerleaders, come here big boy! Joey (Totally flaming): Oh yes the spirit squad filled me up with sooooo much spirit and well...yes yellow does NOT go with anything, no wonder you still chase 19 year olds at 60! King: You're gonna turn into a cheerleader...PUPPIES! PUPPIES!!!!! KISS ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! HBK: You wanna reform DX tonight trips? HHH: Hmmm...let's see, Actually im late for steffies lemanze class, thanks for filling in for me buddy. Cena: Whee look at me Im flying and prancing like a dumb blonde cheerleader! Kenny: THAT'S GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by alanguitar1 on May 2, 2006 8:30:52 GMT -5
HBK Uses a visual aid to give his state of the WWE..... .... the state of the wwf Ashllee simpson's special appearance didn't go so well Shelton practices his elvis impersonation for his sideshow and i erased the pic, but the shawn/hunter pic, when did hunter get so much bigger than shawn?
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Post by weasalbreath on May 2, 2006 8:41:37 GMT -5
Somewhere, Bobby Heenan does a classic "Moon over Miami" joke Tryouts for American Gladiators took a nasty turn today! Trish Stratus Version 1.0 Eugene: Hey, I thought we decided to go with the bikini bottoms tonight! Goldust: Ah....um....nope...just...ah...concentrate guys! Snitsky: Damn, Dustin....no more tight body suits! HBK channels the spirit of Duke the Dumpster Droese. This image was photoshopped! Weighing in at a combined weight of Lita and Edge, Mick Foley!! Tom Emanski's Baseball Drills tape helped Carlito with his level swing! THE Ohio State University Buckeyes find the new pyramid top! BITTER BEER FACE!!! It's the Claw! Oh you're scared of the claw! HBK: So, uh, hey! HHH: Hey! HBK: How's uh.....how's Steph and the baby? HHH: OH you know their, uh....their...their doing goooooooood! HBK: Right, right..............sooooooooo.....uh anyways i gotta go ref! HHH: Yeah, and I gotta come up with a new song that plays when I ref matches....sooooooooo....uh.....guess i'll see you after the show! HBK: Yeah, i'll uh.....i'll be here. (Both then turn to walk away but hesitate and give one more quick look while the theme from Love Story plays) Cena shows everyone the position he took to win the title in the first place!
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Post by mmhaggar on May 2, 2006 9:26:01 GMT -5
The end result of Rikishi's crash diet may have shocked everyone who thought they knew "him", but at heart he was still the same 'ol Rikishi they knew. Victoria's magic kneebrace gives her the secret power to execute E. Honda's Sumo Torpedo move from Street Fighter II. Matt Striker: "Aw crap, not again." Trish: "EAT IT!" Eugene: "Goldust, you said I could do the Rob...Van...Dam thingy. Snitsky's not even doing it right. Look at him. Why won't you look at him?" HBK thought he was in the clear, but little did he know that what happened on May 19th was that a young, innocent Kane was touched inappropriately by Oscar the Grouch. You know you're doing too many 'roids when you can actually feel your balls shrinking. Any match I want, huh? Well, have I told you guys about my new gimmick? "Cactus Quack". Yeah. He makes shadow puppets of ducks, see, like this. So we're going to have a shadow puppet contest. You guys look like you're angry. Honk honk! Wait, that's a goose. Due to an anomaly in the space-time continuum, Shelton's well-timed, "Oh no he didn't!" went unheard as it was sucked through a wormhole, only to re-emerge later in the show at ringside. Shelton would thus unfairly continue to have a rep as a bad mic worker. Zzzzzzzz... Why is that one finger of Joey's so much darker than...EWWWWW. Lawler gives an impromptu audition for the remake of Story of Ricky. We gotta stop going to the same hair salon. And Van Halen fans thought Sammy Hagar was the worst thing that could have happened to the band.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on May 2, 2006 10:21:38 GMT -5
The wings aren't showing, are they? Trish only capable of doing 1/3 shocker. Goldust: Oh if only it was I shoving my rump in their faces. Snitsky: THOSE POOR FEET!! "WHO WANTS FREE ADVANCED DVD COPIES OF 'SEE NO EVIL' GETCHYER FREE ADVANCE DVD COPIES OF 'SEE NO EVIL' RIGHT HEEEEEEYAH!" Vince: "You want me to do what while Snitsky does WHAT?!?!?" "Do it, Mitch! You've gotta pull a Katie Vick in order to be a full fledged Spirit Squad member!" King: "Oh, God, Joey...wash your hands after handling Lita's dirty laundry." "DO MY FINGERS STILL SMELL LIKE STACY CARTER??? I CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF THE SMELL!!" David Banner takes a good long look in the mirror to see what he becomes.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on May 2, 2006 11:17:59 GMT -5
why did you give snitsky the shattered dreams before the match? hbk giving his opinion on creative's new direction for kane, just as kane agrees in the ring. vince hunny, ive got some bad news good news, good news you wont have to worry about linda, bad news ..... im pregnant. Zzzzzzzz... maybe if i pretend to be asleep, they'll not notice im here. this is for not being funny for the last TEN YEARS damn it............. who put glue on styles face this week......... both: nice hairline you ass maybe the fans will love me again if i start doing my pre match warm up in the ring.
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JacopeX
Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on May 2, 2006 13:10:26 GMT -5
im sorry, this needed a caption Oh its true! ITS DAMN TRUE!
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on May 2, 2006 13:22:58 GMT -5
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