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Post by lildude8218 on May 2, 2006 15:38:29 GMT -5
Ref: You've got something in your hair, let me get it. The ref isn't quite sure who messed up worse, Maria for kicking the air or Mickie for selling a punch to the face. Torrie: Damn it Victoria! You get back up there and try and find your watch! Maria: This is the first time I've ever had my own hair caught in my teeth... This improv comedy troupe would live to fight another day. Extreme Break Dancing....coming to Spike TV this fall! The new season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was looking horrible. Conway: I think I see a 2 (20 points for anyone for gets that reference) JR: BAH GAWD! OSCAR THE GROUCH IS BITING SHAWN'S HAND! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!! HBK: Lullaby and Goodnight... Vince: THAT'S Brokeback Mountain? TNA FANS: ON SALE TUESDAY! Vince: Well I knew Steph had it and all but I never figured herpes would show up there. Edge: Seriously now, has anyone lost a dog? Huh? Oh, Lita...it's you! Mick: I bet you didn't even know that Lita calls it her "moon pie." Carlito deals out some locker room justice for Masters stealing CM Punk's trunks. Mitch: Okay Joey, listen up. If you want to stay, you gotta play the f--king game. Nicky here is gonna slap you as hard as he can, no wait...which one of you is Nicky again? Oh, I'm Nicky? DAMN IT! Wait a minute....I thought Proof was killed? He's right there in the frame! It must be a ghost. Who cares what the hell King and Joey are doing, this is an act of God! King: Nobody messes with me Olive! I'm gonna show Bluto what for! Joey and King were already at each other's throats on their first day working for the Electric Company. Styles: My name is Joey Styles! STYLES!!!!!!!!! Spider-Man 3 was looking pretty good. HHH: Ain't it funny how all those marks think we're reforming DX HBK: Yeah, I know. They'll be shocked as hell when we reform Strike Force instead.
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Post by phentari on May 2, 2006 16:06:18 GMT -5
Damn, Rikishi's slimmed down some. Torrie's new "Fart So Hard It Lifts Me Off The Ground And Hold My Opponent's Face In It" finisher had a certain crude effectiveness, but just didn't catch on for some reason. In the grand tradition of Isaac Yankem, wrestling dentist: Trish Pokem, wrestling proctologist. Eugene: "Sand is coarse and rough, but you...you're soft and smooth..." Snitsky: "Okay, it was creepy when Anakin said it, and it's just WRONG coming from you." After winning the match, Trash Can would go on to totally no-sell his parking lot confrontation with his archnemesis, Harry the Raccoon. "Wait, wait, wait...a lacrosse league...with WWE attitude! Yeah, it could TOTALLY work!" "Has anyone told you you're the spitting image of Calvin doing his "Angry Face"?"
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Post by sithspit on May 2, 2006 16:14:50 GMT -5
The stink face wasn't quite as threatening as it used to be Torrie tried to get some of that 'X-Pac heat' Trish: 'Pull my finger, dammit'! Eugene: 'I'm tripping so bad, I swear there's a gold gimp in front of me' Vince couldn't believe how well Linda's plastic surgery had worked. Foley: 'If I catch you two kissing behind the bike sheds again, I'll phone your parents, understand?' Lita & Edge: 'Yes, Principal Foley' Joey wishes he hadn't picked 'dare' at the office party 'You cow! You stole my boyfriend!' John Cena was trying desperatly to come up with more creative ways to pump up his reeboks. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [glow=red,2,300]Soccercrap: the very worst in pro soccer[/glow]
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JerryArr: Hat!
Mephisto
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on May 2, 2006 16:33:36 GMT -5
Don't worry, there's no such thing as 2's. This is actually Snitsky's "Giddy" emotion. Shawn Michaels has just completed his Olympic Wrestling Ring With Props Gymnastics event. He sticks the landing! Look at the purple lines to see what's on the ref's mind...
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JacopeX
Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on May 2, 2006 16:54:30 GMT -5
Foley- Your the gymp. yea, your that gymp...
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on May 2, 2006 17:22:23 GMT -5
The centuries Trish is setting women back according to Da Greenguy with that shirt. "Yes, girls you too can rise through the ranks of your careers by medicore talent and sleeping with your boss! Let's do it!!" That what the shirt says to me.
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Post by SalTheButcher on May 2, 2006 17:34:02 GMT -5
"Oh, no he didn't!"
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Post by Psy on May 2, 2006 17:55:14 GMT -5
I wish I knew how to quit you. Come on, you KNEW someone had to do it...
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 2, 2006 19:24:41 GMT -5
The Duke Lacrosse Team strikes again. ...too soon?
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Post by thehardcorelegend on May 3, 2006 1:01:07 GMT -5
Wanting to fit with the Spirit Squad themed RAW, the King jumps to his feet and screams "JERRY!!!!!"
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Post by Blizzard Beast on May 3, 2006 5:58:49 GMT -5
Shawn: Alright Kane, just put your screener copy in with the rest and we can forget that "See No Evil" ever happened. Shawn: Why do you ask me questions like that? I think your chub is cute! Do I want you to loose weight? Sure, but that doesn't mean you aren't the prettiest girl I've ever laid eyes on!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on May 3, 2006 9:57:52 GMT -5
One of those moments you've been waiting for all of your life... TORRIE: "It was MY Bright Seafoam Nail Polish!" TRISH: "Yeah! With one arm behind my back! I know it's ironic!" EUGENE: "Oh! You're Dusty Rhodes son. GolDUST! Now I get it! SNITSKY: "...jeez!" *From inside the can* OSCAR THE GROUCH: "Don't do it, Shawn! It's my home, for God's sake!" VINCE: "You HAVEN'T been taking your ten pills a day? Uh-oh." MICK: "Hey! I called the race car first! She can be the top hat and YOU'RE the thimble!" SHELTON: "Ooooh! I'm tellin' my mama! Where is she?" SPIRIT YUTZ: "Come on, Joey. You ordered it and all I need is $20 more dollars and we get to go to Summer Camp! Come on, Joey!" JOEY: "What did the five fingers say to the King? SMACK!" KING: "...I wish I could quit you!" HHH: "So you don't want to use "suck it" anymore." SHAWN: "I was thinking "Sample It!" or "Give This One A Try!" HHH: "...we're gonna need to work on it." Finally the new gimmick! Jumpin Johnny Cena! Wooo-hooo!
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