dabossftw
Unicron
wants Yappapi in the proper position.
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Post by dabossftw on Mar 16, 2011 19:08:12 GMT -5
The Mini Cena I was referring to is much, MUCH more of a portly fella, to say the least.
The fact that there's multiple "Mini/Midget Cena"s running around is kinda scary.
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thegigolo
ALF
Leaving the women of the world satisfied one night at a time.
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Post by thegigolo on Mar 16, 2011 19:10:01 GMT -5
I'd like a mini iron sheik.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Mar 16, 2011 19:19:59 GMT -5
Local promotion back in the old country. Something like my fifth match. Ring was a piece of shit. I wasn't well trained or even badly trained at this point. I'm only on because no shows at this level are common and the fans really don't give a damn who is wrestling anyway.
Anyway, we do a few basic moves and I'm feeling pretty good (not that I had any reason to be, I'd have never made it onto the PWI 5,000,000 never mind the 500). We go for a roll-up Being an idiot, I completely forgot everything about ring position and we go into the ropes. Boom. Ropes snap, tumble to the outside. Call an audible for a double count-out brawl.
Then, THEN, the short and noodle thin spot monkey runs out (I'm sure every crappy local indy has at least one), on the orders of the booker to salvage things I suppose and... I'm swear I'm not making this up, tries to go for the Rey Mysterio West Coast Pop on the busted ropes just lying there on the canvas. So, yes, he literally jumps one inch onto the ropes, then jumped down on to us.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Mar 16, 2011 19:25:04 GMT -5
ORange County Fair in 2007, that whole card sucked. You know its bad when the best match on the card, Brother Runt (aka Spike Dudley) vs. Crowbar got 1.5 stars in a No Holds Barred match which saw the rope break about 3/4 of the way through the bout (main event). Jimmy Snuka looked AWFUL, and even worse yet, my car was totalled on the way home..
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Mar 16, 2011 19:28:49 GMT -5
ORange County Fair in 2007, that whole card sucked. You know its bad when the best match on the card, Brother Runt (aka Spike Dudley) vs. Crowbar got 1.5 stars in a No Holds Barred match which saw the rope break about 3/4 of the way through the bout (main event). Jimmy Snuka looked AWFUL, and even worse yet, my car was totalled on the way home.. See, that's odd to me, because Spike vs. Crowbar on paper sounds like a decent match.
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Mozenrath
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Foppery and Whim
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 16, 2011 20:10:56 GMT -5
ORange County Fair in 2007, that whole card sucked. You know its bad when the best match on the card, Brother Runt (aka Spike Dudley) vs. Crowbar got 1.5 stars in a No Holds Barred match which saw the rope break about 3/4 of the way through the bout (main event). Jimmy Snuka looked AWFUL, and even worse yet, my car was totalled on the way home.. See, that's odd to me, because Spike vs. Crowbar on paper sounds like a decent match. Indeed, though given the other events, I could see why the night would be sour for ya.
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