Why does Natalya...

[BigJerichool222]

Talk like she's from the 50's? Everytime she's on commentary, she gives these REALLY cheesy one liners. Like last night with the whole tea kettle stuff.

Oh and apparently once she called King "the bomb dot com." What?

Maybe I should just cool my jets.

[kodiak]

It's a Canadian thing. ;D

[Metalheadbanger Man]

She should start calling Cole a "square".

Better than just sitting there taking his abuse.

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Feb 8, 2011 12:59:46 GMT -5 BigJerichool222 said:

Talk like she's from the 50's? Everytime she's on commentary, she gives these REALLY cheesy one liners. Like last night with the whole tea kettle stuff.

She does it so that the King can reminisce about what life was like when he was her age.

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Feb 8, 2011 13:00:22 GMT -5 @kodiak said:

It's a Canadian thing. ;D

If that were the case, she'd end every other sentence with "eh?".

[CMWaters]

Feb 8, 2011 13:07:25 GMT -5 Metalheadbanger Man said:

She should start calling telling Cole a "square" to "Sit on it".

Fixed for personal preference.

[Totorob101]

I love her voice,she has a strong,comfident yet cute sounding voice and shes better at talking then most of the other divas.

[Deleted]

This should clearly be a gimmick...if not for her than for someone. The person has a normal personality but insists on using as much heavily outdated slang as possible...preferably from more than 50 years ago.

"After I win the title I'm going to hop on my iron and head down to the gin mill for some giggle water!"

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Settle your kettle.

[Young Game]

Feb 8, 2011 13:58:46 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

This should clearly be a gimmick...if not for her than for someone. The person has a normal personality but insists on using as much heavily outdated slang as possible...preferably from more than 50 years ago.

"After I win the title I'm going to hop on my iron and head down to the gin mill for some giggle water!"

I, for one, would mark for a Diva that looks like Natalya, but has the vocabulary of Mr. Burns.

[Munkie91087]

Just makes me miss Deuce, Dominoe and Cherry.

[Outcry]

Although I wasn't a fan of them shoving her down our throats without any real build up, her commentary was interesting last night and it was nice to see she didn't allow Cole to ruin any of her little moments.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

I was disapointed that Natalya (or anybody who Cole has mouthed off to on commentary) didn't tear into Cole for his comments.

I mean, it's not like he's a hard target.

Next time he's mouthing off Natalya should bring up Heindenrape, Stone Cold kicking the tar out of him, JBL making him his bitch on commentary and Daniel Bryan beating him up

Sidenote: Natalya has got a great sounding voice.

[Outcry]

True.

Even a mild mannered babyface midcarder could own Cole for all the crap that he has been dealt with.

[kodiak]

Feb 8, 2011 14:14:33 GMT -5 Ryback on a Pole! said:

I was disapointed that Natalya (or anybody who Cole has mouthed off to on commentary) didn't tear into Cole for his comments.

I mean, it's not like he's a hard target.

Next time he's mouthing off Natalya should bring up Heindenrape, Stone Cold kicking the tar out of him, JBL making him his bitch on commentary and Daniel Bryan beating him up

Sidenote: Natalya has got a great sounding voice.

Don't forget all the wedgies and horseplay courtesy of DX. ;D

[Ryback on a Pole!]

That's even without mentioning the fact he still doesn't know half the move names despite been a commentator for what, 11 years?

"SCOOP SLAM BY ORTON!" It's a freaking snap-powerslam you weasel faced tosser!

I'd love someone to call him out on it, sadly Cole only seems to be a bitch to new/young/lower card wrestlers who won't answer back like that.

[Deleted]

I did like when she tried to say that Michael Cole's Just for Men didn't work, after they just had a sponsor plug for Just for Men, and Cole told her how great that was for the WWE's sponsor.

Sometimes I wonder if the WWE isn't trying to test people's mic skills when they sit them down with Cole. If Michael Cole can outwit and out-talk you, then you know that you need some work.

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Feb 8, 2011 14:06:14 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Feb 8, 2011 13:58:46 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

This should clearly be a gimmick...if not for her than for someone. The person has a normal personality but insists on using as much heavily outdated slang as possible...preferably from more than 50 years ago.

"After I win the title I'm going to hop on my iron and head down to the gin mill for some giggle water!"

I, for one, would mark for a Diva that looks like Natalya, but has the vocabulary of Mr. Burns.

Eve's totally copacetic, but that Diva's belt is the bee's knees, daddy-o, so I'm going to 86 that wet blanket and go all cock-a-bill at the next box social!

[Djm Doesn't Find You Funny]

I'm totally stealing "the bomb dot com".

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Feb 8, 2011 14:06:14 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Feb 8, 2011 13:58:46 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

This should clearly be a gimmick...if not for her than for someone. The person has a normal personality but insists on using as much heavily outdated slang as possible...preferably from more than 50 years ago.

"After I win the title I'm going to hop on my iron and head down to the gin mill for some giggle water!"

I, for one, would mark for a Diva that looks like Natalya, but has the vocabulary of Mr. Burns.

Wouldn't that be like Jericho in drag?