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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2011 15:46:09 GMT -5
Self-explanatory. I'll start out with just one good one -
"You're the type of man I like to call a spout."
Courtesy of Michelle McCool's theme. Most of the rest of it isn't much better by words (though I like the rock version of the song), but that and what it leads to is really, really stupid.
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Post by kdawg on Feb 27, 2011 15:56:34 GMT -5
This thread ends with Billy Gunn's "Ass Man" theme.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2011 15:59:53 GMT -5
This thread ends with Billy Gunn's "Ass Man" theme. This isn't the Best WWE Lyrics thread. |
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Post by Cela on Feb 27, 2011 16:03:56 GMT -5
I like it, but:
He's a maaaaaaaaaaaan! Such a maaaaaaAAAaaaaan!
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Post by Alex Shelley on Feb 27, 2011 16:06:57 GMT -5
I can't listen to Evan Bourne's theme song without cringing. It's HORRIBLY written.
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Post by Johnny Truant on Feb 27, 2011 16:09:29 GMT -5
Luke Gallows' theme says "Luke Gallows sat on me" like 1200 times, or at least that's what I think it's saying.
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Post by kyromax on Feb 27, 2011 16:10:42 GMT -5
This goes to Chyna and her old theme..."don't treat me like a women"
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Post by stig on Feb 27, 2011 16:18:35 GMT -5
Jeff hardys last them before he left. Apparently he has a chopstick that he keeps in his pocket.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 27, 2011 16:21:55 GMT -5
This thread ends with Tiffany's "I'm Insatiable" theme. Fixed. That theme almost made me change the channel. It's like they wanted to see if they could come up with a theme that had dumber lyrics than "She Looks Good" (Eve's theme), AND was more stereotypically girly than whatever-the-hell the Bella's theme is called. It's like they made some sort of rule that any diva hired after 2008 isn't allowed to have a remotely good entrance theme... *shakes head* |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 27, 2011 16:25:58 GMT -5
Jeff hardys last them before he left. Apparently he has a chopstick that he keeps in his pocket. Also, sorry for the double post, but I actually loved "No More Words". Not saying the lyrics aren't stupid (the chorus and the bridge are the only ones I can even comprehend), but it's still pretty awesome. |
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Post by Kyle Butler on Feb 27, 2011 16:27:52 GMT -5
Eve's is pretty horrible. Saying "she looks good to me" over & over is like they're trying to convince us or something...
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Post by Wii M Punk on Feb 27, 2011 16:30:55 GMT -5
"I Brush Yer Mouth Like Colgate"
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Post by laughytaffy on Feb 27, 2011 16:32:22 GMT -5
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLE DOUGH!
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Post by Kyle Butler on Feb 27, 2011 16:36:36 GMT -5
"You can look, but you can't touch!" The next line should be "we have no charisma & we can't work a match!"
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Post by husti on Feb 27, 2011 16:36:37 GMT -5
What's up?
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 27, 2011 16:36:48 GMT -5
"I Brush Yer Mouth Like Colgate" Came in here to post this. "Basic Thuganomics" was miles better, as usual. |
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Post by Krimzon on Feb 27, 2011 16:37:15 GMT -5
"I Brush Yer Mouth Like Colgate" "Lay yo ass down for a 3-second tan!" |
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Post by smokey1980 on Feb 27, 2011 16:41:52 GMT -5
I thought Bischoff's theme, while being awesome musically, had really dumb lyrics...."I'm back....the boss of you morons"
I think Taker's song when he was the biker was bad. I remember he had one with and without lyrics and the lyrics were pretty cheezy.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2011 16:46:25 GMT -5
Eve's is pretty horrible. Saying "she looks good to me" over & over is like they're trying to convince us or something... What? WWE trying to make us like a female wrestler against our will? They would NEVER do that! Anyway, yeah. Practically every diva theme that isn't an instrumental is pretty awful (Bellas, Tiffany, McCool, Eve, etc. etc. etc.). Maria's was bad too, not because of the quality of the lyrics, but because it was a song that was made for someone else that they lazily gave to her to use. |
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Post by vm88 on Feb 27, 2011 16:55:39 GMT -5
Luke Gallows' theme says "Luke Gallows sat on me" like 1200 times, or at least that's what I think it's saying. LOL, how can they say that when the Big Show used the same theme in 1999 for a short time? Anyways, the winner goes to MVP's "I'm Comin'". No doubt, yeah, I'm a veteran And when done you gonna think you got ran over by elephants. I had to say "WTF" at the lyrical choices on that one. |
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