Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 22, 2011 8:00:15 GMT -5
Orton is the Henry VIII of wrestling. But instead of "off with their heads", he simply punts them.
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Mar 22, 2011 10:32:41 GMT -5
I don't really care about them swapping actresses.
I do care that both actresses they've chosen have been lousy at acting.
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Post by jadison on Mar 22, 2011 10:40:06 GMT -5
This whole story, the Voices, the Multiple Spouses, the Random People Appearing out of Nowhere in his Home...its gotta be leading to Orton being a psychopath who literally grows people at his house. He doesn't clone them, he has a massive piece of land where people are planted like trees. Whenever he needs a person that can easily be disposed of, he just plucks the appropriate one from the People Field
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 22, 2011 10:40:19 GMT -5
He has had more wives than Punk has had divas, he just blows up the next one for the next event that is why they have no acting skills
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HardKore
Hank Scorpio
Bork this company
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Post by HardKore on Mar 22, 2011 10:51:03 GMT -5
This whole story, the Voices, the Multiple Spouses, the Random People Appearing out of Nowhere in his Home...its gotta be leading to Orton being a psychopath who literally grows people at his house. He doesn't clone them, he has a massive piece of land where people are planted like trees. Whenever he needs a person that can easily be disposed of, he just plucks the appropriate one from the People Field So that's where Ted & Cody really came from.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 22, 2011 10:54:02 GMT -5
This whole story, the Voices, the Multiple Spouses, the Random People Appearing out of Nowhere in his Home...its gotta be leading to Orton being a psychopath who literally grows people at his house. He doesn't clone them, he has a massive piece of land where people are planted like trees. Whenever he needs a person that can easily be disposed of, he just plucks the appropriate one from the People Field So that's where Ted & Cody really came from. The Cody takes a while to bloom, but when it does, it's allure is near impossible to resist. On the other hand, when the Ted blooms, it's underwhelming to say the least. Some wonder if it ever bloomed to begin with, or if it ever will bloom.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 22, 2011 11:02:50 GMT -5
Seriously though why WWE have started getting Orton's wife involved in this is stupid. The guy's meant to be a psycho who thinks he's a snake for crying out loud! Maybe that's why he has so many wives. What's next, a League of Randy's Evil Ex-Wives? ;D And one of them is Ted DiBiase. He had a sexy phase too! Shouldn't it be Cody? There's a picture that proves it (hopefully someone knows which picture I'm talking about lol). Orton is the Henry VIII of wrestling. But instead of "off with their heads", he simply punts them. But that's exactly it. "Off with their heads!" *punt* ;D
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Post by Joe Galt on Mar 22, 2011 11:14:58 GMT -5
King Solomon Orton! Book it!
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Post by jadison on Mar 22, 2011 11:22:23 GMT -5
So that's where Ted & Cody really came from. The Cody takes a while to bloom, but when it does, it's allure is near impossible to resist. On the other hand, when the Ted blooms, it's underwhelming to say the least. Some wonder if it ever bloomed to begin with, or if it ever will bloom. The Manu blooms intimidatingly large and surprisingly athletic, yet as time passes he becomes more and more meek and completely unthreatening. Its as if his intimidation factor is....tied.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2011 11:26:44 GMT -5
What's next, a League of Randy's Evil Ex-Wives? ;D And one of them is Ted DiBiase. He had a sexy phase too! Ted: More like BIFURIOUS!
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Mar 22, 2011 11:27:16 GMT -5
The Cody takes a while to bloom, but when it does, it's allure is near impossible to resist. On the other hand, when the Ted blooms, it's underwhelming to say the least. Some wonder if it ever bloomed to begin with, or if it ever will bloom. The Manu blooms intimidatingly large and surprisingly athletic, yet as time passes he becomes more and more meek and completely unthreatening. Its as if his intimidation factor is....tied. The Sim Snuka blooms...... I have nothing.
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Mar 22, 2011 11:48:38 GMT -5
Anyone else notice how turned on this fake wife looked by CM Punk?
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 22, 2011 11:51:59 GMT -5
Anyone else notice how turned on this fake wife looked by CM Punk? Punk probably took advantage of that later...
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 22, 2011 12:09:43 GMT -5
The Manu blooms intimidatingly large and surprisingly athletic, yet as time passes he becomes more and more meek and completely unthreatening. Its as if his intimidation factor is....tied. The Sim Snuka blooms...... I have nothing. Those are Orton's exact words after it bloomed.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 22, 2011 13:14:28 GMT -5
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Punted his wife 'cause she weighed a ton, It's Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
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Post by Disaster Report on Mar 22, 2011 13:54:24 GMT -5
This whole story, the Voices, the Multiple Spouses, the Random People Appearing out of Nowhere in his Home...its gotta be leading to Orton being a psychopath who literally grows people at his house. He doesn't clone them, he has a massive piece of land where people are planted like trees. Whenever he needs a person that can easily be disposed of, he just plucks the appropriate one from the People Field Like the chamber full of Rei Ayanamis in the NERV basement in Evangelion? Also, this wife is no slouch at all, but wife 1 was pretty stellar. I'm surprised they don't just sign them to Diva contracts like 3 weeks after the story ends.
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Mar 22, 2011 15:12:39 GMT -5
Has there seriously not been a Big Love photoshop yet? I want Orton's face on Bill Hendrickson's and the three known wives on Nikki, Margene, and Barb and perhaps Ted and Cody's faces on Ben and Sarah respectably. It will be a nice memorial since I'm super sad about the show being over right now already . Chop chop people! Oh and have we identified fake wife 2.0 yet? She's kinda hot I'd like to find images if possible <_<.
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 22, 2011 15:19:35 GMT -5
The 2009 one is Laura Croft, who is currently one of Kendra Wilkinson's hangers on. holly madison's, actually.....
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 22, 2011 17:20:52 GMT -5
This will be a theme now in WWE. Each time Orton's wife is on TV, she's completely different just like the Griswold kids in the National Lampoon's Vacation movies.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 22, 2011 17:58:25 GMT -5
The Manu blooms intimidatingly large and surprisingly athletic, yet as time passes he becomes more and more meek and completely unthreatening. Its as if his intimidation factor is....tied. The Sim Snuka blooms...... I have nothing. I'll try. The Sim Snuka has two distinct blooms. The first stood as a throwback to styles of the 1950s and, despite not having much substance, stood out amongst what was there at the time. However, the second was largely generic to the point of anonymity.
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