Official Thread of Orton's wives.

[Cronant]

Okay, so the one back in 2009 was obvs a fake one.

But there was one last week in St. Louis, and one this week in the bus. Were they the same person, or was the real one there last week and another fake one this week.?
Pics of all wives real and stunt would help.

[Lancers]

Polygamist.

[derrtaysouth95]

Mar 21, 2011 22:28:07 GMT -5 Lancers said:

Polygamist.

First word I thought of when I saw the thread title.

[Just Jay]

Edit: Beat me too it!

[Andrew is Good]

I thought that was a bit corny.

So, he has his wife sit in a bus while he goes out to wrestle. At least it's not like Liz in a closet for Randy Savage.

[Cronant]

At least give them tickets Randy, since you do that for random people who snitch.

"Just stay in the bus, I'll be out in 2 hours" Seriously though why bother with the family storyline if you have to use a fake wife everytime? They don't let Cena have fake wives.

[Slingshot Suplay]

I wonder what she thought about his affair with Kelly Kelly?

[Lancers]

Mar 21, 2011 22:30:14 GMT -5 Andrew is Good said:

I thought that was a bit corny.

So, he has his wife sit in a bus while he goes out to wrestle. At least it's not like Liz in a closet for Randy Savage.

Yeah that was just plain dumb. Orton's supposed to be this psychotic loner who thinks he's a snake. But when he's not doing that, him and one of his wives and kid live in a tour bus traveling around the country solving mysteries and singing pop songs about happiness and polygamy.

[kevservo]

He punts them in the head when he gets tired of them. So tonight pretty much means this one's toast.

[Zen411]

Orton's Wives?

[Deleted]

Randy is a claimant to the throne of Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, hence his vast harem.

[EJS]

Stunt wife:


Real wife:

[Chainsaw]

*Waits for the inevitable Big Love photoshop*

[Yami Daimao]

Mar 21, 2011 22:31:51 GMT -5 Cronant said:

They don't let Cena have fake wives.

That's because Cena has overcome the odds of marriage.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

So was this woman not the same one from last week?

[DSR]

Mar 21, 2011 22:38:03 GMT -5 Lancers said:

Mar 21, 2011 22:30:14 GMT -5 Andrew is Good said:

I thought that was a bit corny.

So, he has his wife sit in a bus while he goes out to wrestle. At least it's not like Liz in a closet for Randy Savage.

Yeah that was just plain dumb. Orton's supposed to be this psychotic loner who thinks he's a snake. But when he's not doing that, him and one of his wives and kid live in a tour bus traveling around the country solving mysteries and singing pop songs about happiness and polygamy.

I was hoping he was going around on his tour bus to US Naval ships to bodyslam sumo wrestlers.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

He just grabbed another random woman from his house.

[Lancers]

Mar 22, 2011 0:14:09 GMT -5 DSR said:

I was hoping he was going around on his tour bus to US Naval ships to bodyslam sumo wrestlers.

And then win main event matches via countout and treat it as if he won the lottery.

Remember young WWE fans. If you think today sucks, older fans like me had to endure 1993 WWF programming. We went through hell so you could enjoy your precious Trent Barretta.

[Deleted]

Mar 22, 2011 0:16:01 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

He just grabbed another random woman from his house.

Was it that one that ran out of the hallway screaming when Triple H showed up?

[Jimmy]

I love how she looked nothing like his fake wife of 2009.