Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 14, 2011 14:26:52 GMT -5
Theres a famous song that always has a stream of lyrics end with"A very good year". And of course ol blue eyes was talking about 2010. This was the year that matt hardy saw inside justin gabriel,arn anderson warned sheamus of patrolling empty buttholes and there were too many limes.
Let's count down the top five most awesome things in wwe last year. ok fine you got me,just the hilarious things.
5."Domination"-Now ezekiel being this low on this list might be a complication for you. But need I remind you he had a long vacation off tv? And that ezekiel jackson back of the head picture was too much information! Sure he's a sensation,and hes put on a demonstration but how i can i put him at number one if he's not at the prime location?
4.Matt Hardy-I CAN SLAM A TORNADO BUT I CANT KEEP EDGE FROM BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND AH! Matt Hardy did alot of great things that year. He looked inside of justin gabriel,he ate grapes,he rode in a car with christian...he...went insane. Completely batshit insane. But alas,the par'e was over for young hardy after his feud with drew and a feud not getting fully greenlit between him and christian. And now he's setting tna on fire as cowblood matt hardy.
3.Edge-Kane feud-They say that wrestling feuds are supposed to be simple,and built off of real emotion. Luckily this bypassed every single one of those guidelines. Truly the greatest wrestling feud since jenna vs sharmell,edge and kane did what we all desire deep in our souls,they fought over a chubby manager. You would think edge wouldnt abduct paul bearer but you only THINK you know him.
2."I come from money"-Ah yes. Theodore Dibase jr. My muse and inspiration. The guiding light of my soul. See,his character may come from money but he is nothing but charitable with his incredible in ring performances. Oh hey cody rhodes,hope youre enjoying the midcard while teddy gets pushed! He lost a match to yoshi tatsu,what have YOU done cody? Nothing. Because Ted is..priceless.
1."Wild and young" -Oh yes nxt. Perhaps the greatest marvel in the history of wwe television since sean mooney and I DO NOT SAY THAT LIGHTLY. You dislike trolls? Well here's a south african girl. WAIT HES NOT A GIRL? Dislike meterosexual south africans? Well here's the wendys girl. It had a little something for everybody who liked either androgynous south africans ,trolls,or wendys and we all know thats the only important demographic. We were taken on a journey deep inside justin gabriel. We saw david otungas graphic hatred of pants. We saw michael tarver go after the kid demographic by opening his mouth and inhaling them. We saw daniel bryan be a vegan,and a nerd. We saw the one man rock band creep everyone the hell out. We saw wade barret be uh from england and stuff. We didnt get to see darren young much because he was under a bridge. Well. That doesnt matter because they followed this up with the genesis of mccguilicutty. Sometimes sequels are better than the original.
Let's count down the top five most awesome things in wwe last year. ok fine you got me,just the hilarious things.
5."Domination"-Now ezekiel being this low on this list might be a complication for you. But need I remind you he had a long vacation off tv? And that ezekiel jackson back of the head picture was too much information! Sure he's a sensation,and hes put on a demonstration but how i can i put him at number one if he's not at the prime location?
4.Matt Hardy-I CAN SLAM A TORNADO BUT I CANT KEEP EDGE FROM BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND AH! Matt Hardy did alot of great things that year. He looked inside of justin gabriel,he ate grapes,he rode in a car with christian...he...went insane. Completely batshit insane. But alas,the par'e was over for young hardy after his feud with drew and a feud not getting fully greenlit between him and christian. And now he's setting tna on fire as cowblood matt hardy.
3.Edge-Kane feud-They say that wrestling feuds are supposed to be simple,and built off of real emotion. Luckily this bypassed every single one of those guidelines. Truly the greatest wrestling feud since jenna vs sharmell,edge and kane did what we all desire deep in our souls,they fought over a chubby manager. You would think edge wouldnt abduct paul bearer but you only THINK you know him.
2."I come from money"-Ah yes. Theodore Dibase jr. My muse and inspiration. The guiding light of my soul. See,his character may come from money but he is nothing but charitable with his incredible in ring performances. Oh hey cody rhodes,hope youre enjoying the midcard while teddy gets pushed! He lost a match to yoshi tatsu,what have YOU done cody? Nothing. Because Ted is..priceless.
1."Wild and young" -Oh yes nxt. Perhaps the greatest marvel in the history of wwe television since sean mooney and I DO NOT SAY THAT LIGHTLY. You dislike trolls? Well here's a south african girl. WAIT HES NOT A GIRL? Dislike meterosexual south africans? Well here's the wendys girl. It had a little something for everybody who liked either androgynous south africans ,trolls,or wendys and we all know thats the only important demographic. We were taken on a journey deep inside justin gabriel. We saw david otungas graphic hatred of pants. We saw michael tarver go after the kid demographic by opening his mouth and inhaling them. We saw daniel bryan be a vegan,and a nerd. We saw the one man rock band creep everyone the hell out. We saw wade barret be uh from england and stuff. We didnt get to see darren young much because he was under a bridge. Well. That doesnt matter because they followed this up with the genesis of mccguilicutty. Sometimes sequels are better than the original.
