CM Punk and Shawne Merriman twitter war

[amdrag502]

Watching Shawne Merriman of the buffalo bills hit on our divas and strike out, reminds me of the Bills in the super bowl. #choke

CM Punk I was just giving you guys some hope look like you were struggling by the pool. Sympathy from Lights

CM Punk how about I come and deliver a nice special lightsOut ass woopin tonight Costa Rican Style

@shawnemerriman if you could get to a QB as fast as you ran after our divas maybe you'd make headlines being a pro bowler and not a creep.

CM Punk its bad when I thought you worked at the hotel and not wrestle I almost handed you my f'ing towel go do some push ups

twitter.com/CMPunk
twitter.com/ShawneMerriman

[Kevin Hamilton]

Heh, how random a pairing. Funny stuff.

Merriman bringing up physiques given his suspension, probably ain't the best of plans.

[nerdinitupagain]

@shawnemerriman if you could get to a QB as fast as you ran after our divas maybe you'd make headlines being a pro bowler and not a creep.`

[Captain Charisma]

CM Punk's new gimmick Diva Defender. Not much of a stretch, he does keep a close eye on the divas anyway and giving them an intense nightly workout to keep their cardio up when wrestling or so he tell them anyway.

Perhaps a repeat of Bam Bam v Lawrence Taylor at WM is on the cards. We all know what a fantastic wm that was.

[Deleted]

There is something hilarious about Punk calling someone out for hitting on all the divas.

Merriman sucks by the way.

My only question is: Will Punk play the steroid card?

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Punk: While I stay Straight Edge, Shawne slams down Tequila.

okay, I made that one up.

[CNR79]

... and people say Twitter serves no good purpose

[Massive G]

he spread this out over two tweets but I'm combining them for maximum hilarity:

@shawnemerriman clearly I have defeated you. However, You will have plenty of time to think of a better come back while you ride the bench for another entire season. Good luck getting to the super bowl! With love, CM Punk.

[Thurman Merman]

Im not a big CM Punk fan, but he destroyed Merriman.

[percymania]

lmao awesome.

[anticonscience]

Merriman sucks. He got a couple million from the Bills for about 15 minutes of practice last season and the idiots decided to give him a new contract afterwards. Worst move the team ever made.

I'll be at Raw in Buffalo on Monday. I'd love it if something happens at the show related to this

[Alex Shelley]

I have no idea who this guy is

[Yami Daimao]

Shawne is NOT winning this.

That's all I'm saying.

[NG]

OH REALLY CM PUNK

GO BILLS, ASSHOLE.

[Kash Flagg]

CM Punk do me a favor turn your little wrestling underwear around and give yourself a wedge see you later Punk without the CM

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Feb 26, 2011 22:57:24 GMT -5 Kash Flagg said:

CM Punk do me a favor turn your little wrestling underwear around and give yourself a wedge see you later Punk without the CM

Yeah, that's pretty weak. This guy's gonna get buried.

[golding]

Merriman is in way over his head trying to trash talk back against someone who does it for a living.

"if you could get to a QB as fast as you ran after our divas maybe you'd make headlines being a pro bowler and not a creep" is a winning line.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Feb 26, 2011 22:57:24 GMT -5 Kash Flagg said:

CM Punk do me a favor turn your little wrestling underwear around and give yourself a wedge see you later Punk without the CM

I think we just found a Punk insult lamer than CM Sucks.

[Michael Coello]

I think the bowler line sucks. Running has nothing to do with bowling!

[percymania]

Feb 26, 2011 22:57:24 GMT -5 Kash Flagg said:

CM Punk do me a favor turn your little wrestling underwear around and give yourself a wedge see you later Punk without the CM

"Punk without the CM?" That's the best he can do?