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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 25, 2006 3:34:55 GMT -5
 Not even a Mao Zedong-like portrait of John Cena could keep fans from booing him.  Ladies and gentlemen, presenting The Worlds Greatest...reach around?  Kane: Told you I was gonna fart.  Triple H: It looks like the cast of Tough Enough...but with uniforms.  Edge: Don't take him lord...it's not his time yet!!!  Lita:...must..fight..the urge to...join the orgy...must..  It's gotta be the shoes.  Shane: Hey, is this the correct way to do a torture rack? Lex: I DON'T KNOOOOW!!!! |
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Post by ohnomellon on Apr 25, 2006 3:38:25 GMT -5
"Just to let you know, you asked for this. Dance off!" |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 25, 2006 3:42:50 GMT -5
Doctor: Um Thats your Ding Dong. Kane: Oh! What Abo- Doctor: There your testicles. And now on 'Top Of The Pops' John Cena and the Spirit Squad will perform 'Uptown Girl' Shelton feels the real Haas Of Pain. Shane pisses off Gojira with a reference to Lex Luger. |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Apr 25, 2006 4:21:38 GMT -5
Shane: Dad, these overseas flights are getting ridiculous. Wah wah waaah. |
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Post by Limey on Apr 25, 2006 4:29:53 GMT -5
Spirit Squad: "OBEY CENA! OBEY CENA!! OBEY..." *at which point a random guy rushes in and chucks a throwing hammer at the Titan-Tron.* Shelton: "I've missed you, Charlie! MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!" (really sorry for that one.) Doctor: "You have smallpox." Kane: "Hee hee hee hee..." Doctor: "Hey! Don't look at the squirrel while I'm talking to you!" Mitch?: "Play it cool, boys. Reeeal cool." Edge: "I wanna fly!" Johnny?: "It's easy! Just hold on and NEVER LET GO!!!" Lita: "Uh, why do we laugh so much?" Edge: "Well, I don't know about you, but there's a fish in my tights, and it REALLY TICKLES! HA HA HAAAA!!!" Vince: "DAMMIT SHANE! Stop walking on the screen! We're trying to do a show here!" In order to help him think, Shawn employed Shane's help to lift him to a higher ground. Shane: "Hpw...'bout...now?" Shawn: "No, not quite...hmm...zero-point energy...fascinating." ... What, you expected a Luger reference? |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 25, 2006 9:41:14 GMT -5
SHELTON: (high pitched) "I missed you too, Charlie, but we were never this friendly before!" KANE: "Meatloaf in the lunchroom...I knew it! Yes! Self high five!" SS DORK: "I've got HAPPY FEET, gentlemen, and I came to strut! Look out!" SHANE (thinking to himself) "I'm gonna miss...I'm gonna miss...did I leave the iron on...I'm gonna miss...!" |
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Apr 25, 2006 10:07:45 GMT -5
styles: wont someone think of the fans, they dont know who to hate more. or styles: my eyes ze gogles, zey do nozing hass tries to stop sheltons levitation kick in the only way he could think of. kane: cena has no chance against the spirit squad. ha ha ha, wait did he say may 19th..... grrrrr kane crush, kane destroy..... or kane: they let me loose with the superglue again..... how long do we have to be male cheerleaders?....... until vince doesnt find it funny and then we'll be wished all the best in our future endevours? edge: damn you kane, damn you and your glue fasination. being mcmahon jr, shane had the power to move the glass ceiling to help land an elbow on hbk. dont worry shawn, i'll get you to hospital even if it kills me....... its the least i can do. or shane: damn you kane, shawn why did you let kane give you that pre-match hug....... he found the glue again. |
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Apr 25, 2006 10:08:13 GMT -5
we already have 5 memebers john, we don't need another HA, WHOSE GETTING PUSHED NOW MFER!!! Kane:*sigh* this movies gonna bomb soooo bad mikey shows them the approriate way to do the electric slide this is aerodynamically impossible edge: see i told ya they would cover me, lets go get some pizza HOW DOES HE LEARN TO FALL OFF A 20 FT LADDER?! vince in distance: SHANE!! ixnay on the ourtureracktay |
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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 25, 2006 10:30:00 GMT -5
The WWE decided to test the new "Instant Heat Cena Picture" where new heels would arrive to a chorus of boos. Magician Charlie Haas then proved to the crowd that Shelton was not being supported by strings Guy: Kane, what are you laughing about?! Kane: The crossover sequel to my movie! See No Evil Snakes on a Plane!! Mikey: Let me at him!! Let me at him!! Triple H: No one is holding you back. Mikey: GUYS!! Kenny let go of the balloons, causing Edge and him to fall to the ground Lita was nervous about meeting the Queen, but Edge was cool about it. Yeah, I got nothing on that one. Vince stared in shock as Michaels used his Jedi mind powers to fling Shane accross the arena. Shawn:You have very soft hair Shane. |
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Post by bruteshot79 on Apr 25, 2006 10:35:50 GMT -5
SEE MY SIG...
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Apr 25, 2006 10:50:28 GMT -5
SS: JETS! HHH: Um...sharks? SS: JETS! Ladies and gentlemen, presenting The Worlds Greatest...reach around? END THIS THREAD NOW |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Apr 25, 2006 11:29:35 GMT -5
 (40 Year old Virgin reference) Vince: Hey Shane, you know how I know you're gay? Shane: Shut up Dad...  Ever see Candice get swallowed up whole before? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2006 12:01:44 GMT -5
This looks a lot like the crowd scene in "Rocky IV" where everyone sings the Soviet National Anthem while flags sporting pictures of Drago slowly creep up everywhere. Charlie Haas: "I don't play that 'Got Your Nose' game." Doctor: "Turn your head and cough." Kane: "Heeheehee, your hands are cold." "...and I stroke it to the east, and stroke it to the west..." |
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Post by phentari on Apr 25, 2006 15:58:16 GMT -5
"And so we're asking you to send your cards and prayers to "Get Well Soon Matilda...err...make that John!" "See? See!? I TOLD you I could stuff his entire head into my navel!" "No, no, really, Kane...you have the most fascinating eyes." "Awww...yer making me blush..." Two important facts about ninjas and Shane O Mac: 1. They have real ultimate power. 2. They flip out and kill everyone. |
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Post by Quark: Ferengi Sex Machine on Apr 25, 2006 16:54:56 GMT -5
There were no survivors...... Charlie Haas is back.....and no one is happier than Shelton Benjamin to be reunited with his....."Partner" Kane Thinking: Mommy! this man is touching my special area! He's a maniac! maniac! That's for sure! Why are Edge and Lita smiling? only thier hairstylist knows for sure. Shane-O-Mac will now performe the one spot that he does in every match.......so don't miss it or you'll have to wait about 2-3 months for him to do it again. Wow....this is the second most blatent no-sell ever on a McMahon's offense..... |
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 25, 2006 20:28:08 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm lame for not even seeing this thread. Stupid search function.  The pyro exploded a big number "17" to signify the number of men Lita had serviced backstage.  Double swerve! It was actually Edge doing all the work!  Yeah...too easy. A remake of Wargames with 5 Matthew Brodericks? Sign me up!  Irwin R. Smokester Don't fall for it the next time Charlie Haas tells you to turn your head and cough.  RVD: Who does this belong to? Huh? Oh yeah!  Big Show and Kane? No, I see a vase.  Big Show tried to hide the fact that he ate all the jelly donuts but it just wasn't working. I'm not quite sure why Arn Anderson is trying to remove a tick from Kane's neck.  It was about this time when Candice Michelle wondered what letters and numbers sponsored Sesame Street today.  Candice Michelle was excited when Coach introduced her to the starting lineup of the LA Lakers.  Viscera! You put Mos Def down this second mister! Spoilers! In Rocky VI, Adrian leaves Rocky for Blubber Lang...*crickets* HBK: No Shane, it's only impressive if you lick your own elbow. *insert fart joke here* The new Jordans were pretty sweet looking.  Vince showed the size of his grapefruits by looking towards the sky and saying "I don't know."  Ric Flair always went right for the molars.  Mickie James hits her head and wakes up thinking she's a Bertha Faye fan. *moments later* Crowd: You got served! You got served!  Cena: HADOKEN! |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Apr 26, 2006 10:37:15 GMT -5
Charlie struggled to assemble his flat packed build-it-yourself Intercontinental Champion. |
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