CJ
Dennis Stamp
C.J. for Friendly wrestling discussion!
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Post by CJ on May 28, 2011 19:47:51 GMT -5
Kurt Angle as the new Swagger Soaring Eagle
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Post by Dave the Dave on May 28, 2011 19:49:09 GMT -5
What's TNA?
I only know of Impact Wrestling, and they handle wrestling matters.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2011 19:53:17 GMT -5
So you take that Dustin Rhodes guy. Now let's give him a split personality. No reason why. He just has one.
Now the key is that one personality has no idea that the other exists. We also don't need to explain what brought about the second side of him. Nobody cares about that.
Now let's give him a big sickle thing to carry around. Yeah, we don't explain how it can possibly be legal, but who cares? The fans aren't gonna care about that. Now to make sure it works he can't use the actual blade though. But he can bop them over the head with the dull end of it.
And while we're at it he's in love with a rat. Let's call her... Misty. Yeah, that'll work. No reason why, let's just go with it!
Oh and we'll call him Black Reign.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on May 28, 2011 19:55:44 GMT -5
Would Ryder evolve into Flair at level 28, or would you need a Woostone? (Wow, I just realised how much of a nerd I am... Cue Michael Cole) Zack Ryder evolves into Ric Flair, who evolves into Prison Bitch. However, Triple H, knowing he would lose a star if he let things happen like that, would put Zack into a match with Eve, R-Truth and Stone Cold, which will prevent his evolution into Flair. I declare myself king nerd for that one!
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
Posts: 6,240
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Post by Jeremy on May 28, 2011 19:56:27 GMT -5
Max Buck as a masked referee
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notdamountie
AC Slater
Handsome, brave and strong
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Post by notdamountie on May 28, 2011 19:56:51 GMT -5
Matt Hardy as Matt Hardy Version 2.1 (Eclair).
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on May 28, 2011 20:01:06 GMT -5
Matt Hardy as The Green Power Ranger. I mean really.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 28, 2011 20:07:03 GMT -5
Samoa Jack He's Samoan.....but thinks he's Australian Am I the only one who would find this hilarious? As long as he keeps his badassness from all the other promotions and gets a decent push, hearing him slaughter imitate an Australian accent would be worth it.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on May 28, 2011 20:33:55 GMT -5
Matt Hardy as The Green Power Ranger. I mean really. Then WWE would be ripping off SMF
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Haulk
Samurai Cop
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Post by Haulk on May 28, 2011 20:42:00 GMT -5
Domesticated Dog Chris Harris
The Adorable One Matt Hardy
The Chosen One Elijah Burke
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on May 28, 2011 21:03:27 GMT -5
Not current, but Bobby Lashley returns to WWE under the name Atlas Jenkins. He's a high-pitched, uncharasmatic, smooth talking pimp who keeps his pimp hand strong both in the ring and out. Lashley will do an impersonation of Samuel L. Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction, Snakes on a Plan, and every other Samuel L. Jackson movie, to create an stereotypical, and slightly racist, black character. He'll also wrestle in roller skates.
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Post by Big fat failure turtle on May 28, 2011 21:17:26 GMT -5
Awesome Kong - start her out by giving her creepy promos in which she laughs maniacally and rips apart Barbie dolls. Then debut her by having her come to the ring during random diva matches on both brands, and have her destroy diva after diva. Look, you know where this is going, so I'll just stop right here...
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on May 28, 2011 21:27:02 GMT -5
James Storm as Hornswoggle's illegitimate child with both of The Bellas.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 28, 2011 21:31:35 GMT -5
- The Not-so-Hardy Boys.
Jeff & Matt are a pair of siblings desperately trying to find the right treatment for their erectile dysfunction.
- Samoa Joe as "Joe Party"
Joe is turned into the movie stereotype of that one fat guy with the Hawaiian shirt you always see at frat parties.
- Eric Young as "Youngbook"
Zack Ryder brings in Youngbook as his protege, only to find he can't concentrate in the ring because he's obsessed with updating his Facebook and Twitter. He'll even "check in" to the ring before staring a match. It leads to Ryder having an intervention for Youngbook which leads to a "Twitter War" match at Wrestlemania.
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Post by sourdoughjack on May 28, 2011 21:43:00 GMT -5
Now that Tyson Kidd has been kicked to the curb by Michael Hayes, he along with manager Armando Estrada is looking for revenge. After a couple of backstage beatdowns on Superstars, Hayes is reeling and needs help of his own. He interrupts one of Kidd's matches and has the backstage crew wheel out a giant time machine.
"I gave these kids their start in this business," he says. "I helped them along to become one of the greatest tag teams in the history of sports entertainment, and I can do it again."
He flips the switch, and the lights dim. Suddenly, the Hardy Boyz's music starts playing and the crowd goes nuts. Out of the smoke run Max and Jeremy Buck, but the announcers put it over like they are actually Matt and Jeff from the past.
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Post by wrestlinggod13 on May 28, 2011 22:59:58 GMT -5
Bring in Kurt Angle, but don't refer to him as Kurt Angle or acknowledge that he has ever been in WWE. Have him wear a toga and a crown of olive leaves and refer to him simply as "Kurtus The Olympian". In his debut match, he defeats Jack Swagger, who then is forced to pull Kurtus to the ring in a chariot during his entrances until he proves himself worthy.
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Post by froggyfrog on May 28, 2011 23:15:49 GMT -5
Sonjay Dutt as Jinder Mahal and Khalis adoptive love child. But swerve he is really Ranjin Singhs actual son
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Post by casualobserver on May 29, 2011 0:34:05 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan as a straight guy
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Post by dreamer75 on May 29, 2011 0:35:21 GMT -5
Sgt. Reginald Burghenstein, Jewish street preacher with a military history played by Eric Young. Dammit, he could make that work. At this point I'm convinced he could make any gimmick work
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 29, 2011 11:08:50 GMT -5
Bring in Kurt Angle, but don't refer to him as Kurt Angle or acknowledge that he has ever been in WWE. Have him wear a toga and a crown of olive leaves and refer to him simply as "Kurtus The Olympian". In his debut match, he defeats Jack Swagger, who then is forced to pull Kurtus to the ring in a chariot during his entrances until he proves himself worthy. why do I get the feeling that that's exactly what Vince wanted to do with Kurt initially? he'd just seen this hip new movie called Spartacus at the picture show.
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